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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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Earlier today, we learned that Kourtney Kardashian is having a girl.

Which would be very exciting for Kourtney and Scott Disick... if they were still together, that is.

According to Life & Style, the reality star has been DUMPED by her baby daddy and here's the worst part: it took place in the delivery room! Oh no!

We're not sure how that's possible, considering Kourtney is still pregnant and everything. But, look, there's an actual picture of Kardashian in the delivery room, so the story must be accurate...

Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!?

... either that, or it's an old photo of Kourtney in a different delivery room and is totally unrelated to this made up report. One or the other.

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style...

... Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are getting married.

... Mariah Carey is an emotional mess.

... and Kim Kardashian has gotten the boot from her family!

Kardashian Drama!

It’s unclear what happened, but some kind of “ultimate betrayal” has torn Kim apart from Kourtney and Khloe, according to the editors at Life & Style, that is.

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Looks like the rumors of unrest between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are more than rumors as the details of their weekend fight continue to emerge.

According to the new issue of Us, the pregnant Kourtney indeed kicked Scott Disick out of the house they're renting in the Hamptons, with the following directive.

Be a more responsible father, or get out and stay out!

Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian Fighting!

Kourtney and Scott, who have been together eight years, are expecting their third child together this year. All seemed to be well between them until Father's Day.

That's when Disick, who has seemingly reverted to his hard-partying ways out on Long Island, finally pushed it too far with his baby mama, who lost it.

Kardashian made him spend the night at a hotel Sunday. It's unclear if he's back yet, but the straw that broke the camel's back was a pic of Disick online.

"Kourtney was yelling at Scott after she found an inappropriate picture of him with another girl," a Kardashian source explains of the feuding couple.

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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Good news, Khloe Kardashian: You aren't the only member of Reality TV's First Family who will soon be single.

According to In Touch Weekly, though Gossip Cop begs to differ the relationship between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick is about to be over...

Because the latter is maybe cheating on his baby mama with a "sexy brunette!"

For real? We wouldn't bet on it. But according to ITW ... supposedly.

Disick was spotted getting cozy with this unnamed woman at the Beverly Hills Hotel on December 6 and "Kourtney is furious" over the incident, the tabloid alleges.

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kourtney Kardashian simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with Scott Disick.

Indeed, in a clear attempt to knock Kate Middleton and sister Kim Kardashian out of the news, this reality star is reportedly pregnant with her third child.

There are no quotes from Kourtney and no confirmation from any named source on the record, but the following OK! Weekly cover story doesn't mince a single word when reporting the alleged big news:

Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again?

While telling North West to move on over, the magazine also features a photo inside of Kourtney on a beach in Miami, purportedly sporting a baby bump.

Could a little boy or girl soon be joining a family that already include Mason and Penelope? And might we actually see Kourtney Kardashian's next baby photos before we even see a single Kim Kardashian baby photo?

Stay tuned!

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We take it all back, Kardashians! We had no idea!

The latest issue of Star Magazine gives us a reason why Kim Tweeted about her brand of tan extenders while a tornado was wiping out parts of Oklahoma:

The family is deep in debt and desperate for cash.

Broke Kardashians?

“The Kardashians have serious financial issues,” a totally not made-up source tells the tabloid. “They do a great job of keeping it quiet... but their burn rate is out of control, and so many of their businesses and endorsements have been failures.”

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Michael Girgenti refuses to give up.

The model - who has been making tabloid headlines since first alleging that he's the true father of Mason Dash Disick in 2009 - has resurfaced and is featured in the latest issue of Star.

And he's not gonna take it very much longer!

Mason Dash Cover Story

Girgenti has supposedly penned a heartfelt letter to Kourtney Kardashian in which he begs her to get a DNA test.

“This is Kourtney’s last chance," Girgenti tells the tabloid. "My next step will be to take her to court and sue her for a paternity test.”

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Ellen Pearson and In Touch Weekly are undaunted by the Kardashians.

Even with Kourtney, Khloe and Kim filing a lawsuit against their ex step-mother for leaking diary entries written years ago by their father, the tabloid has come out with a special issue dedicated solely to these excerpts.

Kardashian Diaries Issue

Teasing the "complete Kardashian diaries" as telling a story of "greed, lies and betrayal," the collector's item reveals heretofore never seen documents written by Robert Kardashian when his children were young.

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Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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