by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Yup, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant.

This bombshell was dropped at the conclusion of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians summer premiere last night, with Kourtney agreeing that she had to be more open with Scott Disick and then revealing the truth to viewers:

Her open legs and Disick's lack of protection will result in baby number-three at some point in the near future!

In the following preview for upcoming episodes, Kourtney says two magic words to Scott and he responds with two right back to her: Holy $hit!

We also watch as Scott tells Khloe how she's popular among rappers (hello, French Montana!) and as Kim plans her wedding to Kanye West.

It's gonna be a sizzling hot summer! Prepare for it now:

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

The Kardashians may seem to be everywhere these days, but if residents of Southampton, NY have their way Khloe and Kourtney will not be bringing their media circus to the exclusive seaside town.

The sisters recently began filming yet another E! network reality series called Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons.

It now seems, however, that they should've done a bit of asking around before they chose that title, as the Hamptons want nothing to do with Kourtney and Khloe

Residents are so repulsed it was reportedly difficult for producers to find a rental property and now that they've finally found a landlord, the poor woman is on the verge of being chased out of town and losing her business.

Page Six reports that Irma Herzog, the woman who rented to Kourtney and Khloe is currently the least popular person in Southampton.

Continue Reading...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

There have been ups (Kim Kardashian gives birth!) and downs (Kris and Bruce Jenner separate), but the "best is yet to come" for the First Family of Reality Television.

So teases a new E! trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9, which returns with fresh episodes on Sunday, June 8.

"This year has been the best and the worst year,” the trailer also states, showing us scenes of an exasperated Bruce, along with his three step-daughters at a photo shoot and some hijinx in the pool.

Visit TV Fanatic in order to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online if you need to catch up prior to the summer premiere - and then click Play below to get an idea of what's ahead:

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Please accept our most heartfelt apologies, residents of The Hamptons.

Because Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are coming your way.

E! announced today via depressing press release that Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons will premiere in the fall of 2014.

Kourt and Khloe

From the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the series will focus on Kourtney, Khloe and Scott Disick “taking the city by storm,” according to the official synopsis.

Continue Reading...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian returned to take over Miami on E! last night, as the sisters took their scripted act to The Sunshine State.

And then they gave it to Kris Humphries.

From the best one-liners to the most clearly contrived storylines, we run down the opener of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami in our patented +/- system below...

Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian Promo Pic

Khloe is in the house because her house is being renovated. Of course it is. PLUS 7 for this totally creative way to work the most fun sister into the series.

And PLUS 7 more for Khloe immediately focusing her wrath on Humphries, referring to his marriage with Kim as a "waste" of her sister's "time." MINUS 19, however, for not including the entire world along with Kim in that.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

On this week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and ... well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise.

Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter.

Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot.

Come along for THG's +/- Keeping Up rekap!

  • Scott Disick Promo Pic
  • Kourtney Kardashian Promo Pic

Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner's suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner's lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20.

"It's God punishing you for giving Todd your email," Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90.

Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was ... okay, there's nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you're pissed. Minus 10.

Hangover, schmangover, he's just sick of them all. Minus 5.

When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. "This is exactly why I didn't want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I'm going to lose my mind." Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang went on an extra special, totally relaxing, not at all staged family vacation.

Which of the girls almost pulled a no-show and why? Would Kris tell Bruce about Todd Waterman? What caused a big rift between Bruce and Scott?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Picture

"This just doesn't feel right, like I'm sneaking around. And maybe the healthiest thing for me to do is just not see Todd." - Kris Jenner. Ya think? Plus 20.

"Ever since Kourtney got pregnant she's extra-indecisive, extra-hormonal and it's really frustrating." - Kim. Imagine how Scott feels, girlfriend. Minus 10.

At the speedway, Bruce introduces Scott as his "friend." Ouch! Plus 70.

Scott Disick is steamed and storms off, but sympathy is limited here. He may not be the worst guy in the world, but if you don't propose after that long ...

Khloe surprises the fam in the Dominican Republic early. Plus 5?

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries continued to butt heads, while butt head Scott Disick's risque computer search history ruffled some feathers with baby mama Kourtney.

Scripted, contrived nonsense alert!

What did Kris say to Kim that really hit klose to home? Why did Kourt decide she needs to spice things up? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama, +/- style:

Kim K. Image

Kim kicks off the third episode of the season pretending to contemplate family. "Maybe it's time to get off the pill and see what happens naturally," she says, seemingly without irony, seeing as there is nothing original about this girl. Minus 9.

Kourtney thinks it'd be Mason to have a playmate. Of course, she knows Kim will never really oblige so she went and got pregnant again herself. Proactive. Plus 17.

Kris: "We can have our own cuter version of Mason." Unlikely. He's a doll! Plus 6.

Momager Kris Jenner of all people makes the valid point that they shouldn't even think about this because don't even know where they're going to live. Plus 8.

Speaking of which: Kris really wants to settle in Minnesota, to which Kim replies, "How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Minus 25 for Kim being so shallow ... and Kris actually thinking this might happen in his lifetime.

Humphries' rationale on that front: "By the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will probably care about you, let's be honest." LOLOLOL. Plus 270.

Continue Reading...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters' reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense.

First, there's Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It's so sad these people can't even afford two separate places to live!

Then, there's Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Are you feeling remiss over the end of all Kim Kardashian wedding build-up? Don't worry, readers, another family proposal is on the way!

During the Saturday night reception, producers were busy mapping out a supposed special moment between Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. How do we know? Because it was caught on tape!

Kardashians Shop

TMZ has obtained the audio of one producer speaking to another about how Scott must approach Kourtney and bring up the future of their relationship. The walkie-talkie conversation concludes with a woman telling her co-workers: "See you at Kourtney's wedding."

Seriously, go listen to it now.

How ironic, huh? One tape made Kim famous. Another has exposed just how much of a farce the lives of the Kardashians are.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

Kourtney Kardashian Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the least known of the older Kardashian sisters. She's probably the best looking, though. Kourtney has never made... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian
×