It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.
Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.
So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.
What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?
THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...
These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:
- "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
- "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
- "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
- "I just want to be cool again."
Yeah. Minus 7,000.