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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Family drama is par for the course on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but this week saw more bitterness than the usual Kim Kardashian-related fare.

Brody Jenner kind of sort of full on went after stepmonster-in-law Kris Jenner for caring more about money and celebrity gossip attention than family.

Ouch. How did this come about and how did it play out?

Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Brody and Kris Jenner

Things did not get off on the right wrong foot between Kris and Brody, to put it mildly, when she didn't invite him to Greece for the big family trip.

Once that slight had been rectified, she spent the whole time making awkward overtures to win him over. Already we're at a Minus 100 here, Kris.

And oh, did it get worse from there ...

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim battled with members of the paparazzi.

No, not because of North West photos or Kanye walking into a pole. That comes later.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian Hides

All she was trying to do was go out for froyo with Brandon and Leah Jenner in peace, but found herself being hounded by paparazzi instead.

When you command celebrity gossip attention like Kim, it's hard to turn it off at your leisure. So as much as those people suck, it's her own doing.

Minus only 20, though, because we do sympathize with the froyo sitch a little.

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Last week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians centered around Kim's pregnancy.

With the early arrival of baby North West, we're sure to hear plenty more about that in the coming weeks. Sunday's show, though, was all about Scott Disick.

The man proved inspirational to a cancer patient ... yes, we're serious.

Reality TV at its best, people! Let's break down this week's episode:

Scott Disick Promo Pic

Scott Disick has made us all cringe over the years by being a creepy, narcissistic jerk at times ... but is it possible that this was all (or mostly) an act?

Or the character he was playing in those early days?

It's hard to say, but we've seen a more likable side of the man in the last year-plus, from hilarious antics to last night's genuinely warm (!?) behavior.

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Last night's offering of Keeping Up With the Kardashians continued the now-familiar storyline of Bruce and Brody Jenner trying to repair their relationship.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner and the girls battled allegations from Ellen Pearson, Robert Kardashian Sr.'s ex-wife, with emotions running high as always.

Perhaps most significantly, Rob Kardashian gaining 50 pounds carried the most weight Sunday ... pun intended. Come along for THG's official +/- recap!

Keeping Up Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian's weight loss became a major story last month. Now, we get to see the precursor - the gain, and the concern of his family members.

He'd put on 50 pounds, and felt he was "embarrassing to the family" after weighing in at 241 pounds with a 45-inch waist. Wow dude. Minus 241.

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The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami season finale aired on E! last night.

But don't worry, fans of contrived storylines about multi-millionaires with an utter lack of self-awareness: there's plenty more where this came from!

In the first promo for Keepimg Up with the Kardashians Season 8, we see :

  • Kendall learning to drive.
  • Rob packing on the pounds.
  • Khloe cursing her sisters off.
  • Bruce wanting to own a gun.
  • And a pregnant Kim Kardashian crying up a storm.

If these teases don't pique your interest... well, that means you are mentally healthy. But check out the trailer anyway:

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Wow. If you thought the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the most graphic look you'd get at a member of that family, you underestimated how few boundaries they have.

E! cameras captured Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on the emotional season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sunday ... and by giving birth we mean reaching down there and helping pull baby Penelope out of her vagina.

If you missed it, here's a visual rundown of how that went (sorry):

You gotta hand it to Kourtney - it's cool she's so into the process and pulled that off (pun not intended) with such confidence. She also seems to be a great mom.

Nevertheless ... really??? Forget about viewers who probably didn't need to go there. Why Kourtney wanted to go there is remarkable. Is nothing private anymore?

Her son, Mason, entered the world in similar fashion back in 2009. This family tradition is something only the Kardashians could pull off. But does it go too far?

Clearly, the birth of a child is a beautiful moment that should be celebrated, but should Kourt have kept this particular celebration to herself? You tell us below.

Thoughts on Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on TV?

 

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

  • Disick and Kourtney
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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