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Last night's offering of Keeping Up With the Kardashians continued the now-familiar storyline of Bruce and Brody Jenner trying to repair their relationship.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner and the girls battled allegations from Ellen Pearson, Robert Kardashian Sr.'s ex-wife, with emotions running high as always.

Perhaps most significantly, Rob Kardashian gaining 50 pounds carried the most weight Sunday ... pun intended. Come along for THG's official +/- recap!

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Rob Kardashian's weight loss became a major story last month. Now, we get to see the precursor - the gain, and the concern of his family members.

He'd put on 50 pounds, and felt he was "embarrassing to the family" after weighing in at 241 pounds with a 45-inch waist. Wow dude. Minus 241.

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Kourtney Kardashian cried over Scott Disick's comments regarding her baby weight on Sunday's episode of KKTM. But where her tears real or fake?

In this installment of the reality show, which also featured a Kim Kardashian facial using human blood, Scott (or the character Scott plays) hit a new low.

Kourtney Kardashian No Makeup Photo

After Kourtney noted that this is the heaviest she's ever been and how hard it is to lose the baby weight ... he let her know that he's not happy about it.

For his sake.

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They did it, people. They really, truly did it.

Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian grace the latest cover of Life & Style, bragging about stunning weight losses: 40 pounds for Kourtney, 10 pounds for Khloe!

The secret to their success?

Make lots of money and don't hold down a real job, enabling them to hire personal trainers and chefs and constantly hit the gym. Easy advice to follow, folks!

Khloe and Kourtney Did It!

“I’m working out consistently, three to five days a week,” Khloé tells the magazine of her revolutinary system. “I’m not where I want to be… but it’s a lifestyle change."

But don't get the terrible X Factor host wrong, she's still a Food Fanatic.

"I’m just changing my diet slowly," she says. "If I do too much too soon...I know I’ll go back and binge eat - and cry."

According to a different tabloid report, Khloe may have another reason to shed tears soon: might she divorce Lamar Odom?!?

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Kourtney Kardashian sees herself as a role model.

After all, she had a baby within the last two years, but, gosh, look at her now! That's the message Kourtney has for recent mothers in the latest issue of Shape.

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"I'm proof that even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever," Kardashian tells the publication of the bikini body on display here:

So, how did Kourtney slim down? It helps that she's a millionaire who can afford a personal chef and trainer and has no job or responsibilities of any kind aside from posing for magazine covers.

But she also offers these insightful tips for weight loss:

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For the 79th time this year, a Kardashian sister graces the cover of a tabloid in a story about weight loss.

Admitting that she weighs a scant 95 pounds and continuing to send the message to young girls that you absolutely must shed any excess fat ASAP, Kourtney Kardashian gives an interview to OK! Weekly in which she doles out truly revolutionary advice.

What was her post-birth weight-loss secret?
"I try to make healthier choices.”

What are her vices?
"Oreo Double Stuffs, but I’ll have two instead of eating a box of them. And I love chips! I like Sour Cream & Onion Ruffles and [Scott Disick] always buys me the mini Hostess Donettes because I’m obsessed with them.”

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Someone really needs to get Kourtney Kardashian a GPS for her bikini body.

The unmarried mother continues to lose her figure every few weeks. Fortunately, she always recovers it, just in time to grace the cover of a supermarket tabloid. Amazing how that works, isn't it?

Kourt Slims Down

Even though she's already told us how she lost 33 pounds, while also having already shared her diet secrets with the world, Kourtney is featured yet again in the latest issue of Life & Style.

Forget about her sister's dangerous new love, we're dying to discover the tips that can help us get airbrushed by magazines lose so much weight. Take it away, Kourt!

Small diet tweaks: "I used to always get a chai latte from Starbucks, but I just switched to one espresso shot... I was eating a lot of dried fruit, and I didn't realize how much sugar that added. And now I'll eat raw almonds instead of salted ones."

Embrace a physical activity: "I'm big on running - just putting on my iPod Shuffle and going for a run by my house."

Eat fresh food: "Frozen yogurt tastes so chemically to me because I've been eating salads and salmon and chicken. Fresh food is so much better."

Then, there's this final tip: Get pregnant in order to increase ratings for your reality show, pocket lots of cash by exploiting this situation for every tabloid in the country, use that money to pay a personal trainer and personal chef to help you get toned, use Photoshop, offer absolutely nothing of substance to the world.

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It may sound incredible, but the latest issue of Life & Style reports it as true: Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight after giving birth to her first child in December. Over 30 pounds, to be exact.

But while the first dozen melted away almost instantly, the talentless star has submitted the before-and-after shots below to prove there was still a bulge around her belly soon after Mason Dash entered the world.

"I never used to gain weight in my stomach," Kourtney says. "When I was pregnant, I didn't really do sit-ups, so I feel my stomach's the body part that changed the most."

Not counting her bank account, that is. It's increased ten fold since Kourtney was told by producers to have had a baby.

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While shady Scott Disick might be psyched to be a father, meanwhile, he's even more excited about another change to Kourtney's body: her boobs have gone from a size 32C to 32F.

"My boobs definitely grew when I was pregnant," she says. "I had to get new bras because I went up one full size. My breasts got even bigger when I started breast-feeding. I didn't realize that would happen."

Really, Kourt? You didn't know that would happen? Please tell us Mason won't be home-schooled.

Finally, as if Kim Kardashian needed another reason to be jealous of Kourtney, the latter says she can now challenge her sister for butt supremacy in the family.

"I really like having this womanly body. Khloé keeps slapping my butt because she loves that I have a booty now!"

And, as always, because it's in the reality show script.

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Kourtney Kardashian was more than happy to show off her curvy pregnancy body. Now she's more than happy to show off her "new" body without it.

Anything for a nice paycheck, right?

Just three months after the birth of her son, Mason Dash Disick, the new mom graces the cover of Life & Style to reveal her sexy, slimmed-down look.

In a riveting article, Kourtney Kardashian gives readers the scoop on how she managed to get back in shape so fast and tell all that weight to stay off!

We're guessing having the kid helped.

Not that this was enhanced by Photoshop at all. Come to think of it, she'll probably make headlines Friday calling them out for Photoshopping her.

Kourt Slims Down

HOW SHE LOST 33 POUNDS: Giving birth will do that.

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We don't ever often give the Kardashians credit, but Kourtney Kardashian set a good example for women last month. Of course, mother Kris than came along and ruined it.

Here's what went down:

Following an OK! Weekly cover story that teased an "exclusive" with Kourtney and focused on her post-pregnancy diet secrets, the new mother called out the tabloid for photoshopping her picture and exaggerating her recent weight loss. In essence, Kourtney was confidently saying: I didn't lose all my baby weight yet - and that's okay.

What a refreshing attitude.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, meanwhile, Kardashian continues this trend and says: "It's been hard to find time to work out. All I want to do is spend time with Mason.... Losing the weight has been a lot harder than I thought."

Again, isn't it nice to hear a celebrity not act as though the most important thing in life is to shed as much weight as possible, especially when provided with such an understandable, beautiful excuse as a newborn?

This makes it even more galling that mother Kris Jenner said in the same Life & Style article:

"Kourtney's going to be just fine. She's going to start QuickTrim. She'll be sexy Kourtney again in five minutes."

And if she's not, Kris? Will you disown her for missing out on an opportunity to shill for such an unhealthy weight loss product?

When it comes to her first grandchild, you'd think Jenner could go a week without shamelessly plugging a product. Then again, we're not sure why you'd think that. This is the Kardashian family, after all.

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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