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Kourtney Kardashian will not be marrying Scott Disick any time soon.

But the reality star will be turning 35 years old... today, in fact!!!

Likely the least annoying of all Kardashian-Jenner sisters, Kourtney mostly makes valiant attempts stay out of the spotlight. She rarely posts bikini-based selfies, she's never banged Ray J on video and she has two very cute kids.

So while we do question Kourtney's taste in men (Scott Disick? Really?!?), we have no qualms about sending a bit of love this celebrity's way on her big day.

Join us now in wishing Kourtney Kardashian a happy 35th birthday and click through 35 photos of the E! star now:

Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie!
Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We're liking it!

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While Khloe Kardashian is experiencing some drama in her personal life - filing for divorce on Friday from Lamar Odom - sister Kourtney is enjoying nothing but bliss in hers these days.

That's because son Mason is now four years old!

"Happy Birthday to my precious angel who has forever blessed my life," Kourtney Tweeted yesterday. "The happiness this boy brings me has no words to describe it."

  • Kourtney Kardashian in Vegas
  • Mason with Glasses

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The least annoying of all Kardashian sisters is now 34 years old!

Kourtney Kardashian - who has never ran The X Factor into the ground, who possesses some modicum of a personality and who is too busy raising her children to shill for every conceivable product via Facebook - celebrates a birthday.

Go right ahead and send in your very best wishes to the reality star if you wish.

Kourtney Kardashian Fashion Choice

Kourtney, of course, just got finished taking Miami with Kim Kardashian and will irritate the heck out of us on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8.

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The best looking, least irritating member of the Kardashian family turns 33 years old today.

That's right, Kourtney Kardashian is celebrating a birthday, which may come as a surprise to many because - unlike her sisters - we haven't been hearing a great deal about Kourtney. No Las Vegas party appears to be planned, no talk show appearances are in the works, she isn't talking incessantly about procreating.

She's simply doing it.

Kourtney Pic

Indeed, aside from her questionable taste in men (Scott Disick? Really?!?), Kourtney seems downright normal, reserved and attention-shy, at least when compared to other members of her family. She even has a really cute son.

So we're happy to send our birthday wishes to this reality star and we encourage readers to do the same.

And, in THG fashion, we'll honor the birthday gal with a photo montage. Click, enlarge and enjoy...

  • Kardashian Kollection Lingerie Ad
  • Kourtney Kardashian on the Red Carpet
  • Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Topless
  • Pregnant and Abandoned!!!
  • Kourtney, Scott
  • Asses
  • Kourtney and Kim Pic
  • Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Picture
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian: Pantsless!
  • Kourtney Kardashian Lucky Cover

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Kourtney Kardashian and Suri Cruise just turned a combined 37!

The reality TV star and daughter of TomKat both turned another year older and wiser on April 18 (sorry for the belated wishes, ladies). Despite their age gap, Kourtney (32) and Suri (5) have something in common - being famous for no reason!

Sorry. We kid. Well, mostly.

The Birthday Gal

There are similarities if you think about it. Both are often associated with crazy men (Scott Disick, Tom Cruise) and 97 percent of what you read about them is BS!

Anyway, here's wishing a happy birthday to Suri. Hope you had fun, cutie!

Happy birthday to Kourtney Kardashian too, we guess, even if we'll never forgive her for rejecting THG's Co-President on the first season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, then getting knocked up by Scott like a week later.

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Mason Dash Disick turns one year old today, and his family is celebrating in the only way it knows how: by blogging about the occasion.

Writes Kim Kardashian: It seems like just yesterday we were all at the hospital with Kourtney for his birth, and now he’s walking around all on his own and I can barely lift him, lol!

Writes Khloe Kardashian: HAPPY birthday to my beautiful baby nephew, MASON!!!!!!!! OMG I can't believe it's been a year since this perfect little person came into our lives.

Mason Dash Disick

We feel your pain, Mase.

Writes Kourtney Kardashian: Happy very first birthday to my little angel Mason! You complete and fulfill my life. This year with you has been more than I could have ever imagined.

Writes Kate Gosselin: My goodness, even I don't exploit my children to such an extent!

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A pair of celebrities that have accomplished nothing in life celebrate a birthday today.

First, we've already wished the best to Suri Cruise, who is now four years old. A major star in her own right, Tom and Katie's daughter has really done nothing except look cute for awhile now.

But that's a long resume compared to what today's other birthday girl has accomplished: Kourtney Kardashian is famous for being the sister of someone that starred in a sex tape and for having a child out of wedlock with a confirmed douchebag.

Way to go, Kourt!

In fairness to the new 31-year old, she's also appeared on a number of supermarket tabloid covers during her 30th year on Earth. That takes a lot of work by her publicist. We've listed them all below...

  • Kourt Slims Down
  • Toxic Love
Baby Cover
  • Kardashians
  • Yay Pregnancy!
  • OK! Magazine Cover

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

Kourtney Kardashian Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the least known of the older Kardashian sisters. She's probably the best looking, though. Kourtney has never made... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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