Kourtney Kardashian will not be marrying Scott Disick any time soon.
But the reality star will be turning 35 years old... today, in fact!!!
Likely the least annoying of all Kardashian-Jenner sisters, Kourtney mostly makes valiant attempts stay out of the spotlight. She rarely posts bikini-based selfies, she's never banged Ray J on video and she has two very cute kids.
So while we do question Kourtney's taste in men (Scott Disick? Really?!?), we have no qualms about sending a bit of love this celebrity's way on her big day.
Join us now in wishing Kourtney Kardashian a happy 35th birthday and click through 35 photos of the E! star now: