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Famous people all have a certain glow, or mystique about them, but when it comes to the mothers of the celebrity universe, these ladies take it to a new level.

These are moms we would seriously like to ... have serious crushes on.

From seasoned veterans like Reese Witherspoon to new moms like Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian, these women haven't lost a step in terms of beauty.

In fact, seeing them balance their careers with parenthood just elevates our attraction to these - pardon the expression, it's meant as a compliment - MILFs.

Behold, 23 of the hottest celebrity moms we are crushing on hardcore:

23 Hottest Celebrity MILFs
A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?!
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Brooke Burke

1. Brooke Burke

A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?!


Sofia Vergara

2. Sofia Vergara

This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son.


Beyonce

3. Beyonce

Is it possible that Blue Ivy's mom gets sexier by the day?


Kate Beckinsale

4. Kate Beckinsale

This stunning Brit doesn't look a day over 25, but has a teenage daughter.


Jessica Alba

5. Jessica Alba

Jessica always looks flawless, whether she's on a red carpet or a playground.


Gwen Stefani

6. Gwen Stefani

The chic rocker mom is expecting baby number three and looking fabulous.


Halle Berry

7. Halle Berry

Mom of two Halle recently turned 47. Can you believe it?


Shakira

8. Shakira

New mom Shakira's hips still don't lie. (But don't forget about those abs, people.)


Kristin Cavallari

9. Kristin Cavallari

The Hills star is expecting baby number two and showing off sexy selfies while she's at it!


Adriana Lima

10. Adriana Lima

This Angel walked the Victoria's Secret runway 8 weeks after giving birth...


Heidi Klum

11. Heidi Klum

Once nicknamed "The Body," Heidi's still working that title to the fullest today!


Kim Kardashian

12. Kim Kardashian

North's mama has got some of the hottest curves in the biz


Jenna Dewan-Tatum

13. Jenna Dewan-Tatum

The gorgeous Mrs. Channing Tatum showed off her baby bump while pregnant with daughter Everly.


Miranda Kerr

14. Miranda Kerr

This awesome Aussie is one of today's most in-demand faces.


Penelope Cruz

15. Penelope Cruz

This sultry Spanish star is a mommy of two.


Kourtney Kardashian

16. Kourtney Kardashian

Now that's an attractive family! Kim's big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis.


Britney Spears

17. Britney Spears

Britney Spears is still a smokin' hot mother of two. We'll just try to forget that this dude is the father.


Jessica Simpson

18. Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson had two kids in like a year!


Reese Witherspoon

19. Reese Witherspoon

The 37-year-old Oscar winner has three kids: Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese (with Ryan Phillippe) and Tennessee James (with current hubby Jim Toth).


Kate Middleton

20. Kate Middleton

Kate Middleton has made motherhood look easy - and royally, naturally beautiful - from the day she gave birth to the future King.


Jennifer Lopez

21. Jennifer Lopez

The ageless Jennifer Lopez is the proud parent of twins.


Christie Brinkley

22. Christie Brinkley

The supermodel and mother of four is 60 ... going on about 30? Talk about ageless!


Jennifer Garner

23. Jennifer Garner

About as normal-seeming, and committed to being a mom, as any A-list star ever was. Who doesn't love Jen?!


Which of these celeb moms are the hottest? Vote below ...

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ADORABLE FAMOUS BABY ALERT!

Kim Kardashian took to Instagram today and sent a very clear message to Joan Rivers, essentially telling the comedian: WTH is wrong with you?!?

Shortly after Rivers blasted North West as "ugly" during a recent stand-up set, the reality star posted a positively awww-inspiring photo of the seventh-month old and cousin Penelope.

"BFF'S," Kim wrote as a caption to the following image, which depicts the cute offspring of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick cuddling up on a chair.

North West and Penelope

Seriously, Joan. Take a close look at that picture.

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Kim Kardashian welcome to North West on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but those looking for an all-access ticket to her birth were let down.

To be sure, a great deal of drama surrounded Kim’s delivery as the reality star gave birth five weeks early after finding out she was suffering from toxemia.

“Basically, I have to deliver the baby right now,” said a surprisingly calm Kim to Khloe, though momager Kris freaked. How did it all play out on TV and life?

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Weirdly, or maybe not weirdly considering who we're dealing with, it was Kris Jenner who gave the green light for the girls to go to the hospital. Minus 100.

There, Khloe filmed Kim on her phone. “I’m excited to meet you,” Kim said to her future offspring, noting that “daddy” Kanye West was on his way.

Unlike Kourtney Kardashian pulling out her baby in all its glory, there was zero footage of Kim. They cut to Khloe telling Bruce that the baby arrived.

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Kim Kardashian has taken a pathetic page from Kris Jenner.

A few weeks after Jenner teased her talk show premiere with a supposed North West photo, Kim took to Facebook this week and posted a shot of herself, Kourtney Kardashian and a baby, with the caption:

Love these precious moments...

This is not daughter North West she's looking at, of course.

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Wow. If you thought the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the most graphic look you'd get at a member of that family, you underestimated how few boundaries they have.

E! cameras captured Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on the emotional season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sunday ... and by giving birth we mean reaching down there and helping pull baby Penelope out of her vagina.

If you missed it, here's a visual rundown of how that went (sorry):

You gotta hand it to Kourtney - it's cool she's so into the process and pulled that off (pun not intended) with such confidence. She also seems to be a great mom.

Nevertheless ... really??? Forget about viewers who probably didn't need to go there. Why Kourtney wanted to go there is remarkable. Is nothing private anymore?

Her son, Mason, entered the world in similar fashion back in 2009. This family tradition is something only the Kardashians could pull off. But does it go too far?

Clearly, the birth of a child is a beautiful moment that should be celebrated, but should Kourt have kept this particular celebration to herself? You tell us below.

Thoughts on Kourtney Kardashian giving birth on TV?

 

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Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

We just came across this cute photo of Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and their two kids, and it's just begging for your hilarious captions.

What are Kourt, Scott, Mason and/or Penelope thinking/saying?

You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner Tuesday. Best of luck!

UPDATE, 9/4: Shannon Valk is our winner! Congrats! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions: kim trashdasian, GhostWriter743 and Mmonna.

Thanks so much to all for playing!

Disick Family

Penelope: "Let me get this straight. Mommy and Daddy sleep in separate beds and we have four aunts that look exactly alike?"

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It was only a matter of time and money.

One month after giving birth, Kourtney Kardashian has debuted the first photo of daughter Penelope Scotland Disick - and the baby looks totally thrilled to be covering this issue of Us Weekly, doesn't she?

Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Sorry, Mason. But Kourtney says she had no reason to believe she could love a child as much as she loves her new daughter.

Seeming to totally diss son Mason, also pictured above, Kardashian gushes to the tabloid over Penelope.

"Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her," the reality star says in an issue that goes on newsstands Friday and which will include insight into how Mason is adjusting to life as a brother and why Scott Disick won't change diapers.

Speaking of Disick... where is he?!? The father of two is noticeable absent from this cover, causing us to wonder: Is Kourtney really raising the children alone?!?

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Not even we can make fun of the Kardashians for this one:

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are the new parents of a baby girl, E! News confirms, as the former gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick early this morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

She weighed in at seven pounds, 14 ounces.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic

"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," Kourtney said in a statement, while Kris Jenner has also already chimed in and said it was an "easy delivery."

Kardashian and Disick announced they were expecting in November. They are already parents to Mason Dash, 2, and don't really have plans to marry any time soon.

We send our congratulations to the couple and look forward to seeing Penelope on the cover of whatever tabloid pays Kourtney and Scott the most money.

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a statement:

Welcome to the world, Penelope Scotland Disick! Kourtney gave birth to a beautiful baby daughter on Sunday and the whole family is so thrilled to finally meet her! She is absolutely perfect! I am so excited to be an aunt again and can't wait to spoil little Penelope. I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott. Xo

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Yes, Kourtney Kardashian dyed her hair a couple weeks ago. And, yes, she's pregnant with a girl.

But, no, despite the criticism Kourtney thinks she's been getting, this decision was not an irresponsible one. She explains why in a new blog entry.

I "followed all of the guidelines from my doctor and took the proper precautions necessary," Kourtney wrote yesterday. "I highlighted my hair, which is considered the safest form of hair color while pregnant, and not to the root, so nothing ever touched my scalp. I also used products that did not contain any ammonia."

Kourtney Kardashia with Dyed Hair

In Kourtney's defense, she has no way of making money aside from coloring her hair, posing in a bikini, fabricating tabloid stories, etc. So she really did make this move with the best interests of her child in mind.

Saying she thought it was "time for some fun," hence the change, Kourtney koncluded:

"Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I take caution in all the products I use all the time, but especially when pregnant."

Yes, the one thing anyone who knows anything about Kourtney Kardashian would cite about this reality star is that she takes caution in all the products she uses all the time, especially when pregnant.

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Kourtney Kardashian has a message for her fans: OMG.

That's right: Oh... My... GIRL!

The reality star sold the announcement of her baby's gender to OK! this week, revealing to the tabloid that she's having a girl in just a few months.

A Girl for Kourtney Kardashian

We're "so, so excited," Kourtney says, while boyfriend Scott Disick - who apparently has NOT abandoned his baby mama - adds:

"I even wanted a girl the first time - and then we had Mason and it couldn't have been any better... We're very fortunate to have the combination that everyone wishes for."

Does the couple have a name selected?

"We actually have one name that we both love, but I'm not sure," Kardashian said. "I feel like you don't really know until after you meet the baby."

In other words: we'll tell you when a tabloid shells out big bucks for the answer.

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