by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Kanye West and French Montana can't get enough of the Kardashian sisters, but a 24-year-old British man named Mike Amess has the opposite problem: Kim and kompany literally make him vomit.

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Amess says the problem started after the release of Kim's sex tape in 2007. At the time, Mike was a closeted gay teen who tried watched the tape to try to suppress his homosexual urges. That worked about as well as you'd expect,

Mike described his encounter with Kim's porn to London's Daily Mail: "I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom, but the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. 

Mike adds, "By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We know when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married: May 24, 2014.

Now, thanks to an anonymous E! News source, we also know when Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting married: A Quarter to Never!

It's not happening," an insider says of claims that Kourtney and Scott are tying the knot. "They're very happy as is. It's a story the tabloids revisit constantly but there's no truth to it and never has been."

Oh, and case you were wondering: "Kourtney is also not pregnant."

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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Ahhh, siblings. You can't live with them, you can't kill them. 

KIDDING! 

Today is National Siblings Day! The other day a year we pretend to like our built-in best friends because social media tells us to. (The first day is Christmas, because presents, obvs.)

In honor of National Siblings Day, which is probably a totally made up day created by someone attempting to bury the hatchet with a brother or sister by publicly professing that Imma let you finish by my sibling is the best sibling ever, our celebrity gossip editors thought it would be grand to take a look at some of our favorite star siblings:

From the fabulous to the feuding to the famewhores, Hollywood is rife with celebrity siblings. Now to decide if you and your siblings are more or less dysfunctional than they are.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.

But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:

"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."

Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.

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Jimmy Kimmel can't fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we.

On last night’s episode of this comedian’s talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe. 

To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary “The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America,” which chronicles every city the clan has "taken."

Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons.

"Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won," recounted a narrator.

Hilarious stuff. Watch now:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Please accept our most heartfelt apologies, residents of The Hamptons.

Because Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are coming your way.

E! announced today via depressing press release that Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons will premiere in the fall of 2014.

Kourt and Khloe

From the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the series will focus on Kourtney, Khloe and Scott Disick “taking the city by storm,” according to the official synopsis.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Lamar Odom may be off the hook.

As previously reported, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were both the victims of robberies over the past several weeks, with the former having $50,000 in cash swiped from her home and the latter $250,000 worth of jewelry.

It was believed for awhile that Odom owed a lot of money to drug dealers and they were actually behind these crimes... but TMZ now confirms a new theory.

Law enforcement officials say the culprit(s) clearly knew where to look for these expensive items and that it appears to be an inside job.

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The bad news just keeps coming for Justin Bieber.

With the world still shaking its collective head over Bieber's deposition behavior, Forbes has now come out with its list of the Most Overexposed Celebrities in Hollywood - and guess who's number-one!

The magazine developed the rankings with E-Score‘s E-Poll Research, which took into account “more than 6,600 bold-faced names based on 46 attributes through public opinion polling.”

That's a complicated way of saying that Bieber (who came in first with a rating of 66 percent) is in the news way too often, for way too annoying reasons.

Unsurprisingly, nearly every member of the Kardashian family is also near the top. As is Miley Cyrus.

Count down the Top 10 now to find out who really needs to take a long vacation from Hollywood:

Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian is not nearly as overexposed as others in her family. She only sits at #10.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Everyone poses in Playboy for a different reason.

Some get pressured into it by their mother (hello, Kim Kardashian), some are banging the owner (hi, Holly Madison) and some don't exactly have the talent to do much else (no offense, Denise Richards).

But the following nine stars are yet to bare their full birthdays suit for the men's magazine - and we think it's time they do so!

Because we wanna see their goods? In some cases. But in others, we sincerely think that stripping down will be good for their careers and/or their self-esteem.

So for our sake and for their sake, here's a look at some actresses, models and reality stars who should have Hugh Hefner on speed dial:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pretty good here, don't get us wrong. But she has no major role lined up and could give her career a major boost by just baring it all.

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