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Well, the debate is over.

There will always be those who claim Kim's sex tape and prominent curves make her the sexiest Kardashian sister, and there may even be a vote or two for Khloe out there (some folks love an underdog), but if you ask us, this video confirms once and for all Kourtney is the hottest of the Kash Klan.

Check out the clip above to see Kourtney in all her glory on vacation in Cabo San Lucas.

Kourtney celebrated her 35 birthday recently but the mother of two could still give any woman (including her younger half-sisters) a lesson on how to rock a bikini.

Now if only we could get her away from that mega-douche Scott Disick.

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There once was a time when future heart throbs were a little dorky, would-be supermodels a tad awkward, and even the Kardashians were just regular kids.

Heck, even Justin Bieber was a kid once ... instead of a punk a-- kid.

Ever wonder what your favorite stars (and Kim Kardashian for that matter) looked like long before they became the people that dominated your Facebook feed?

Wonder no longer, THGers. We've got you covered and then some!

Some aged better than others, and some certainly looked more like their adult selves from a very early stage, but all were pretty darn adorable.

Scroll through 47 cute pics of celebrities from their childhood ...

Katy Perry as a Kid
Katy Perry back when she was just Katy Hudson. Yep, that's her actual last name!

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Kourtney Kardashian will not be marrying Scott Disick any time soon.

But the reality star will be turning 35 years old... today, in fact!!!

Likely the least annoying of all Kardashian-Jenner sisters, Kourtney mostly makes valiant attempts stay out of the spotlight. She rarely posts bikini-based selfies, she's never banged Ray J on video and she has two very cute kids.

So while we do question Kourtney's taste in men (Scott Disick? Really?!?), we have no qualms about sending a bit of love this celebrity's way on her big day.

Join us now in wishing Kourtney Kardashian a happy 35th birthday and click through 35 photos of the E! star now:

Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie!
Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We're liking it!

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Kanye West and French Montana can't get enough of the Kardashian sisters, but a 24-year-old British man named Mike Amess has the opposite problem: Kim and kompany literally make him vomit.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Image

Amess says the problem started after the release of Kim's sex tape in 2007. At the time, Mike was a closeted gay teen who tried watched the tape to try to suppress his homosexual urges. That worked about as well as you'd expect,

Mike described his encounter with Kim's porn to London's Daily Mail: "I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom, but the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. 

Mike adds, "By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again."

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We know when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married: May 24, 2014.

Now, thanks to an anonymous E! News source, we also know when Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting married: A Quarter to Never!

It's not happening," an insider says of claims that Kourtney and Scott are tying the knot. "They're very happy as is. It's a story the tabloids revisit constantly but there's no truth to it and never has been."

Oh, and case you were wondering: "Kourtney is also not pregnant."

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Ahhh, siblings. You can't live with them, you can't kill them. 

KIDDING! 

Today is National Siblings Day! The other day a year we pretend to like our built-in best friends because social media tells us to. (The first day is Christmas, because presents, obvs.)

In honor of National Siblings Day, which is probably a totally made up day created by someone attempting to bury the hatchet with a brother or sister by publicly professing that Imma let you finish by my sibling is the best sibling ever, our celebrity gossip editors thought it would be grand to take a look at some of our favorite star siblings:

From the fabulous to the feuding to the famewhores, Hollywood is rife with celebrity siblings. Now to decide if you and your siblings are more or less dysfunctional than they are.

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Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.

But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:

"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."

Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.

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Jimmy Kimmel can't fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we.

On last night’s episode of this comedian’s talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe. 

To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary “The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America,” which chronicles every city the clan has "taken."

Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons.

"Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won," recounted a narrator.

Hilarious stuff. Watch now:

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Please accept our most heartfelt apologies, residents of The Hamptons.

Because Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are coming your way.

E! announced today via depressing press release that Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons will premiere in the fall of 2014.

Kourt and Khloe

From the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the series will focus on Kourtney, Khloe and Scott Disick “taking the city by storm,” according to the official synopsis.

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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