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Mark it down: Kourtney Kardashian nude photos will soon hit the Internet!

When asked by E! News if she'd follow in the naked-while-knocked-up tradition of other celebrities such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Katie Price and Lisa Rinna, Kourtney barely hesitated, replying:

"I think so. I'd have to think about it."

Heck, why not?!? Sister Kim got nude for Playboy (and Ray J); while sister Khloe got nude for PETA. Kourtney needed a different way to shed her clothes.

Would it shock anyone if she got pregnant just to give herself a reason to don her birthday suit on the cover of a magazine?

Totally Preggers

Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant, soon-to-be-naked, fitting right in with her family.


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As the celebrity gossip world knows, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant.

She forgot to take the pill and woke up one day with a Scott Disick-sponsored fetus in her womb.

For a few days, though, Kourtney considered an abortion. She opened up about it to People this week.

"I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not," Kardashian said. "I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don't think it's talked through enough. I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal."

The Kourt

Regardless of her decision, and contrary his douchebag-like reputation, Disick told his girlfriend he'd be supportive.

"He wanted me to talk about it more, but I just kept to myself," Kourtney said. "He said, 'I really want you to keep it, but I will support you whatever you decide to do.'"

Kardashian spoke to friends. She scoured the Internet for information on abortion. In the end...

"I was just sitting there crying, thinking, 'I can't do that.' And I felt in my body, this is meant to be. God does things for a reason, and I just felt like it was the right thing that was happening in my life.

"For me, all the reasons why I wouldn't keep the baby were so selfish: It wasn't like I was raped, it's not like I'm 16. I'm 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time."

The Kardashians rarely act as role models, but both sides of the abortion debate must applaud Kourtney for the way she handled this pregnancy.

She considered her options, she conducted research, she searched her soul and then she made a choice. Hotness aside, you gotta admire the girl in this instance.


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Scott Disick might look like a 41-year old mobster in the photo below, but Khloe Kardashian says the seemingly shady dude that knocked up her sister is a changed man.

Saying that Scott has "always been obsessed with Kourtney," Khloe told Us Weekly that ""he's... definitely becoming more maternal" since news of the pregnancy broke.

Regarding said pregnancy, Kourtney added:

"I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits. I crave fruit and smoothies. I mean, I definitely eat junk. Yesterday, I laid in bed and ate Pinkberry and Twizzlers and Mexican food. I mix it up."

Parents to Be

Proving that she truly is a Kardashian, Kourtney then used nudity to get more attention, claiming:

"I like when my body changes. I like seeing it. I run around naked all day at home. I think it's like a beautiful thing."

So is Kim Kardashian nude. It's true.

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Kourtney Kardashian has a human being growing inside of her.

This results in a few bodily changes. For example, the knocked up socialite told People:

"My boobs got huge right away. They got so sore, that if anyone even brushed up near me, I would scream."

That's what you get for watching your sister's instructional video too many times.

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Kourtney also said she's not afraid to pack on the pounds, adding that she's already gained 10 pounds.

"I'm really embracing it. I feel like it's such a beautiful thing, that every woman who goes though it, should embrace it. I think if you're naturally skinny, and pregnant, and that's how your body is, that's fine."

In conclusion, Kim's sister wants to "do what's healthy for the baby." Who said she wouldn't be a great mother?!?


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For months, Kim Kardashian told anyone that would listen how much she wanted to have kids with Reggie Bush.

That's why it made it extra sad when she and the NFL star broke up last month.

That's why it's also hard to believe that she's truly excited for Kourtney Kardashian, who announced this week that she's knocked up with Scott Disick's child. But Kim has to play the role of supportive sister, of course.

"To be an auntie - I'm very excited," Kim told Life & Style on Wednesday night. "Everyone's just really, really happy and it's an exciting time in all of our lives."

Yesterday, Kourtney said her sibling had baby names picked out and "gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out."

Consider this prime material for a mega freak out, in that case.

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Kim Kardashian is accustomed to receiving most of this family's attention. How will she react when the paparazzi leave her for Kourtney Kardashian? [Photos:]

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Kareless about birth kontrol, Kourtney Kardashian has now suffered the konsequences: she's pregnant.

On Ryan Seacret's radio show today, the reality TV star went into detail about numerous aspects of the pregnancy, starting with how Scott Disick slipped one past her goalie:

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"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."

Don't worry, Kourtney. Bristol Palin can relate. So can Jamie-Lynn Spears. Heck, even Jourdan Dunn.

Regarding other pregnancy details, Kourtney said:

On sister Kim's reaction: "She definitely thought it was going to be her first. Kim has, like, every baby name picked out... [she] gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out."

On her family's reaction: "[Bruce Jenner] was "the most realistic. [He said], 'You guys are acting like you're getting a little puppy dog! You need to take this seriously.' He freaks me out the most."

On her boobs: "[They are] huge and... so sore."

On choosing a name: "It's so hard. I'll think of something and it just goes away And everyone is asking what we're doing with the last name: Kardashian or Disick. I don't know [if we're getting married]. We've talked about it. I feel like there's so much going on, but I don't know if I can even go there."

On future reality shows: "Kourtney and Khloe in Japan...With a baby!"

She's kidding, folks. We think. We hope.

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Our investigative attempts to determine what Scott Disick does for a living have resulted in... nothing.

But the presumably unemployed loser now faces the most important job of all: raising a child.

Indeed, a day after her pregnancy was announced to the world, Kourtney Kardashian appeared on the Today Show this morning and confirmed that her former fiance is the impending child's father.

"He's very excited. When I found out, I was so shocked. I didn't know what to do. He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we're really happy," Kourtney said.

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New, totally fit parents: Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have a bun in her lovely oven. [Photo:]

Will Kourtney, who is due in December, and Scott walk down the aisle any time soon: "We'll see," she said.

Did she get knocked up solely to promote her new reality show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami? Anything is possible with this family.

When asked about her sister's pregnancy, Kim Kardashian chimed in:

"Everyone is so excited for this new journey in our life."

She then excused herself to think of names for her future nephew or niece. Perhaps Karl... or Krystal... or Kallie... or Kolbert...


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Kourtney Kardashian has a new reality show coming out.

She also has a new piece of information to share with fans: the socialite is pregnant!

Kourtney did not tell E! News, who first reported this story, how far along she was; nor did she reveal the identity of the father.

But the first guess would have to be Scott Disick, Kourtney's ex-boyfriend. When asked about their status, Kardashian coyly said:

"You're going to have to see on the show," referring to Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami, which debuts this Sunday.

Man. If this is all a publicity stunt for the series, well, Kourt has learned well sister Kim.

Knocked Up!

Who do you think knocked up Kourtney Kardashian? Scott Disick? Someone else? Or just her publicist, with this attention-stealing idea?

Kourtney says she was in the Everglades when she kept "feeling nauseous and sick."

"I just kept thinking something wasn't right... I went to the doctor and he confirmed the news. I was just so shocked," she added.

** UPDATE: It's been confirmed that Scott Disick is the father! Think he'l do a good job?

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Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are set to take Miami to new, pathetic, low depths.

Their E! reality show premieres this Sunday night and the better-looking of the two sisters recently talked about it with Here are excerpts from the interview:

3 Krazy Kardashians

On Miami: "It has this energy. It's sexy, and everyone there is always on Miami time. People don't work, or they work in the nightlife and they all sleep in and go to the beach every day."

On her and Khloe's pretend exercise routine: "Every morning we would run on the beach and just seeing the ocean every morning, it puts you in such a good mood.  You feel like you're on vacation."

On guys in Florida: "Just like in every city, there are definitely normal nice cool guys, and there's definitely the cheesy Miami guy and what you envision. The stereotype definitely doesn't come from nowhere."

** REMEMBER: A Hollywood Gossip staff member went undercover and will actually be included on an episode of Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami. It's the only reason to tune in to this garbage.

Okay, there's one more reason (below, right)...

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Will Kim Kardashian ever get back together with Reggie Bush?

At least one member of this attention-loving family hopes so.

Big Butt, Big Apple

Kourtney Kardashian expressed that sentiment in a radio interview today with Ryan Seacrest. When asked how her sister was holding up, Kourtney said:

"Kimmie's good. She's fine. I feel like she just needs... alone time and to focus on herself."

Is a Kourtney Kardashian sex tape on the way? We can only hope so.

Kourtney isn't the only Kardashian that hopes Kim and Reggie will soon reconcile.

"My mom just said she's going to [New Orleans Saints] training camp and lugging him back," the star of the upcoming Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami said, adding:

"We all love Reggie. How cute would the babies be?"

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