Wow. What an amazing coincidence: the same week E! airs an episode of Kourtney and Khloe Takes Miami that focuses on Scott Disick being a pathetic drunk, that loser happens to get in a filmed fight with his neighbor.
It's almost as if the marketing team planned it that way!
Below, a THG intern offers up her thoughts on this week's installment of the most scripted show on television...
It’s weird that Kourtney said she doesn’t go to clubs when she’s photographed at them ALL THE TIME and was at one two episodes ago. Still, this gave her a chance to get out of town with Khloe and head to Chicago.
You’d think Kourt would want to support Scott’s club opening, but nope. She goes to the Windy City and pushes around Mason while walking next to Khloe, who literally is a foot taller than her in one scene.
The girls are in Chicago to explore Khloe’s obsession with all things forensics and serial killers. She meets with a renowned doctor to do some investigating. As the doctor is explaining what a sociopath is, Khloe is having flashbacks and relating everything to Scott. She reallyyyy has it out for the guy.
Meanwhile, back in Miami Scott’s friends fly down for the opening of his club “MIA.” When they visit the store, the boys invite the Dash employees, who respond with: “We know it’s a bad idea, but we should go anyway to show we are on Kourtney’s side.”
What?!? That’s the most illogical rationalization I’ve ever heard. Inappropriate all around.
Scott feels the need to prove to this boys that he’s not a boring ol’ dad and can still hang. So he chugs Patron - and gets drunk. He calls one of the girls a hooker, the girl cries and then goes home.