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Due to writers putting it in the script his drinking and anger problem, Scott Disick is in therapy.

This supposed treatment was a major focus of last night's Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which THG forced an intern to watch and review below. Enjoy...

New Kourt

Kourtney’s true other half is back in Miami this week, as Khloe Kardashiam Odom (did her ring actually get bigger?) returns to finish out the season of her show.  Along with Khloe comes a few more Kardashians/Jenners.  Mama Kris is there to look over her little cubs, for example.

Kris brings along little sisters Kendall and Kylie, who are turning into mini versions of their famous older sisters.  They run around the apartment squealing as Kris settles in to take care of business. This is the first time we’ve really seen Kourtney admit that she knows Scott is sick. We also get to see Scott in therapy, attempting to confront his issues.

Kourtney assures Kris that she is handling everything and not to worry, but of course Kris takes things into her own hands.  She visits Scott at the hotel where is he staying.  In her attempt to talk to some sense into him, she also gives him some treatment brochures.  Scott responds by promptly throwing them out the window the second she leaves.

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Do you wanna look like THIS?

If so, you're in luck: Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian have confirmed that they will partner with Australian designer Bruno Schiavi's Jupi Corp. to create a line of clothing. It will debut early next year and include accessories, lingerie, swimwear and shoes.

Half of Kush

"We obviously waited on a big partnership like this for a long time because we've had so many different offers and we wanted to make sure that we had a huge say in the design and that our personalities would come through," Kim said.

Their personalities would come through? Does this mean all outfits inspired by Kim will resemble a robot?

These sisters own a pair of Dash clothing stores in California and Miami (though THG reporting proves the Florida establishment is rarely actually open for business) and also designed a fall line for Bebe this year.

The new collection will hit major retail stores in 17 countries in 2011 and be comprised of pieces that flatter all body types, including ugly one-shoulder dresses, jumpsuits, blazers and leggings.

"All three of us have similar bones, but we have different shapes and sizes," Khloe said. "I'm tall, Kim is curvy and Kourtney is petite - and we know how to dress up our best assets."

Translation: they show off their big breasts a lot.

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Since we definitely aren't exposed to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian enough on Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami, we'll soon be Keeping Up some more.

A new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premieres August 22.

Try to contain the excitement of finally learning what these secretive stars are up to. We've barely heard from them since the last season ended. Suspense!

The first episode will show newly-single Kim moving into her new home, but fighting with mother Kris Jenner after she throws a housewarming party.

Guests spill food all over Kim's expensive rugs. Gripping television.

Signing Sisters

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON THREE: GETTIN' KRUNK. That's not really what it will be subtitled of kourse, but a celebrity gossip site can dream.

In another scene, Kourtney - spoiler alert!!!!!! - moves out of the condo she shares with douchetastic BF Scott Disick and into Khloe and Lamar Odom's pad.

But the producer Kourtney decides she needs to move out once Khloe and Disick get into a screaming match and Khloe refuses to let him into her home.

Little sisters Kylie Jenner, who just debuted as a model, and Kendall Jenner, whose racy bikini pictures recently caused a stir - will have bigger roles as well.

The network says they're "no longer the quiet, young children they once were, and Bruce and Kris have their hands full with their youngest daughters' new career opportunities, first dates and not so lady-like behavior towards the paparazzi."

Kylie is 12 and Kendall is 14. Great values, E!

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“Thank God I jerk off left-handed or I’d have no social life this week.” - Scott Disick

To say Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy is a loser would be an understatement, but it appears our fair heroine finally wised up to this truth last night.

Read on to see what the poor THG intern stuck watching his antics on reality TV thought of last night's installment on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami:

Finally, it was the episode we’ve all been waiting for. The “Douche-pocalyse” (thank you How I Met Your Mother). Scott Disick done lost his marbles, ya’ll.

Okay so Kourtney wises up and realizes Scott’s back to his old tricks and drinking and partying too much. She and Kim chat about this while on their friend Loren’s yacht, which is gorgeous by the way. When they return home, they notice their apartment smells like weed and Kourtney confronts Scott.

Kourt, Scott and Mason: One sweet, happy family.

In his effed up state, he grabs Kourtney tightly by the wrist (none of this is filmed) and she slaps him across the face. She then runs out, grabs Kim and Mason and they head back to Loren’s for safety. Meanwhile, Scott is left to his own devices with only the producers and cameramen to supervise.

He punches the mirror, injuring his hand and is taken to the hospital

This is the realest I’ve seen this show get. 

There’s no way that was made up. Everyone knows Scott is crazy, but you can tell just by the filming that this wasn’t fake. The cameramen had to call the producers to decide how to deal with Scott. Kourtney and Kim were visibly scared, and it was altogether a very messed up situation. This is just so sad for Mason.

The next day, Scott apologizes profusely and ends up getting surgery on his hand. Kourtney decides that although she wants to be there for his surgery, she needs to do what’s best for her and Mason.

Scott Disick: The monster, devilish boyfriend from hell.

On the random flip side of this episode, Kim Kardashian is still upset about her breakup with Reggie. She brings it up out of nowhere and it’s not even well transitioned by the producers. She wants to find a mate who will accept her for who she is.

Don’t we all? Anyway, there’s nothing better to cheer a gal up then have a Maserati flown in directly for her!

By the way, it’s such an obvious ploy to keep having Jonathan Cheban pop up on this show. He’s Kim’s best friend, not Kourtney’s or Khloe’s. Clearly, this was a setup by E! to help plug their next reality show, The Spin Crowd.

But enough about him, Khloe is back next week and she comes with a very angry visitor. Oh snap, Scott is about to endure the wrath of Kris Jenner. Amen.

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Earlier this week, Kourtney Kardashian told People magazine that Scott Disick is a great father and "obviously not a monster."

But the latest In Touch Weekly cover story aims to disagree with this statement and shed light on just how shady little Mason Dash's daddy really is - and this goes far beyond a supposed penchant for sangria.

With Kourtney and Scott having moved to The Hamptons, a source says Kourtney (and reality show viewers, naturally) may soon see what kind of a monster this man truly can be.

Asked about Disick's past in the area, especially the New York pals with which he associated, an insider revealed:

“He was worse than anyone knows. Scott and all his close friends were in this fake ‘gang’ called the Scummers. They would do all these really awful things together.

"When he was hooking up with a girl in bed, his friends would be in the closet, videotaping what was going on. Sometimes, his friends would jump out of the closet. He’d try to let them join in.”

In other words: Scott Disick is a second coming of Ray J? Haven't the Kardashians made it clear they welcome this kind of behavior? They do have their entire empire to thank for it, after all.

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With Khloe Kardashian still MIA from the show that carries her name, the focus this week turned to good ol' Scott Disick.

Read on to see what the THG intern stuck reviewing Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami thought of last night's installment...

Kim Waving

Is Khloe off the show now?  Not that it matters much, since Scott is the spotlight of this scripted reality show.  Cue the ominous music, Hurricane Scott is about to hit South Florida!

In the filler episode, “Kourtney’s Denial,” Mr. Disick is constantly MIA, just like the name of his club.  Kourtney says she doesn’t care, Scott doesn’t need a babysitter, etc etc.  Then the evidence continues to mount against him.

Kim is working at the Dash.  The Dash actresses are talking about running into Scott out at night.  Kim conveniently overhears.  She reports back to Kourtney.  Kim wants Kourtney to open her heavily made up eyes and realize she’s living the life of a single mother. 

Ummm, don’t they have nannies?

Kim is also missing some expensive wine and assumes it’s Scott. Scott says he didn’t take it and Kourtney later finds the empty bottles on the roof.  How strategically placed!  Well done, E! 

After an adorable Kardashian/Jenner montage of family member bashing Scott, Kourt realizes perhaps he is just a tad out of control.

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According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, there's a nightmare all Kardashians share.

No, it isn't that the family is in danger of falling out of the spotlight. They've already started pimping out Kendall Jenner to make sure this never happens.

Kardashians Shop

Instead, everyone agrees that Kourtney should not marry Scott Disick, as this cover story conjures up quotes and rumors about an upcoming wedding between the reality stars...

This really is an example of Tabloid Journalism 101. Notice that it never says Kourtney and Scott are actually engaged. It never makes any statement that could be considered libel.

Instead, it simply capitalizes a few controversial words and teases readers with vague hypotheticals. Soon enough, Kardashian will come out and blog some response to the article, thereby garnering sympathy and attention for herself.

And the PR machine will continue to go around and around...

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It's not "To be or not to be?" but an important question was still posted this week:

Can you still refer to a show as “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” when one of the titled sisters has flown the coop? The THG intern assigned to cover this overly scripted E! series has posed that question because Kim Kardashian took the place of Khloe. Let's see what went down last night...

Kim Kardashian with Lighter Hair

No Khloe doll this week.  Instead she was replaced by someone who is starting to look more and more like an actual doll: Miss Kimmy Kardashian, middle sister and media whore extraordinaire.

Okay, for reals, how much makeup does Kim wear?  They all wear a ton, but but Kim takes the painted-on cake.  Her look is omni-changing, prompting my roommate to constantly ask “Do you think she had work done?”

Whatever. What I really want to know is if Kourtney and Scott banging on the balcony was staged.  Knowing the Kardashians, of course. They have no shame and, to be honest, I was cracking up.  Welcome to Miami, Kim!!!

The flashbacks of Kourtney and Kim were cute, but after that, the episode pretty much went downhill. 

Kim’s addicted to her blackberry (aka "crackberry.") No shock there.  It’s crazy how much more paparazzi Kim attracts; that scene outside of Dash was crazy.

Speaking of Dash, once again the employees showed how mind-numbingly stupid they are.  Why on earth would you ever talk about potentially having an STD while being filmed for a reality show?  SERIOULSY. An IQ, or even common sense, test is clearly not required during employee screenings for Dash. 

And if you don’t want people knowing your private business, then don’t reveal it on camera.

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We actually have something positive to say about this week's episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: it was baby talk free!

As for what else went down on the most scripted show on television? We forced an intern to watch and to file the following report...

Kourtney Kardashian Kover

On this week’s installment, Kourtney is obsessive about getting her body back into pre-baby shape. Also, Khloe is back in Miami from LA.

Kourtney goes overboard in her mission. She has a shoot for Life & Style, who we all know has an exclusive deal with the Kardashians.  She tells her stylist that she doesn’t want to be photoshopped because then it’s not realistic for other pregnant women to see. 

Besides the fact that everything is photoshopped these days, it’s also unrealistic to for the average mom to be very rich with access to nannies, free clothes, trainers, etc.

We all know what happens next. 

After all, when you are depriving yourself of food and overindulging in exercise you will lose your cool and possibly consciousness.  Kourtney snaps at Scott and Khloe and then ends up fainting. She needs to be taken away in an ambulance to get hydrated. 

By the way, how Patrick Bateman did Scott look in his outfit during that fight scene?  Moreover, when Kourtney had the IV pulled out, she claims she “can’t look at that stuff.”  I didn’t know Kourtney had any sort of gross out factor; after all she did pull her own baby out of her vagina on cable TV.

Meanwhile Khloe vowed that upon her return to Miami she would no longer be “whining Whitney” and would throw herself into being more helpful to Kourtney and Dash.  She takes over the shop, babysits Mason, and is Kourtney’s biggest cheerleader. 

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A recent tabloid cover story stated that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again and shady baby daddy Scott Disick reacted to the news by hitting on a woman in front of her.

Not exctly his most dastardly deed.

Still, Kourtney felt the need to make more headlines for herself from this report and responded to it on her blog yesterday. She wrote:

"Gotta give it to the trash mags this week for some pretty creative Kardashian stories. One of my favorites is that Scott was flirting with a sexy blonde aka Joyce, my most gorgeous and fabulous friend and makeup artist. Lol."

Likely Not Pregnant

Kourtney also felt the need to defend another random aspect of the article:

"The story went on about how Scott was downing sangria, a drink I'm pretty sure he has never had before. In fact there wasn't even any sangria at the table. Not to mention, he wasn't drinking alcohol period."

Okay, Kourtney, we got it: Scott wasn't flirting and he wasn't drinking. Thank goodness you cleared those rumors up.

Care to respond to the pregnancy claim now???

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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