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In the most shocking development of the day, Kourtney Kardashian has revealed information about her baby that is actually somewhat interesting.

Her and Scott Disick are expecting a boy.

"A boy is definitely needed in this family!" Kourtney told E! News. "Scott and I are thrilled to add a little boy to the bunch. Bruce and Rob told me it would be a boy the whole time!"

This is actually relevant information about the socialite's child; at least compared to previous updates concerning Kourtney's cravings, morning sex desires, baby showers, mood swings and breakfast eating.

Man, she's annoying.

Annoying Couple

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are having a boy. Should they name it Khris, Kaleb, Kalvin, Karl, Karey, Karter or Kampbell?

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The late September wedding of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom continues to pique celebrity gossip readers' interest. And make both of them a lot of money.

Last week, we took you inside the wedding of the reality star and NBA player. Now, more pictures of the magical ceremony and reception have been released.

Here's the bride and groom (who's reportedly still hammering out a prenup, as this wedding wasn't legal or anything, but rather just done for E!'s purposes):

Do you think Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom make a cute couple?

Not only does OK! have quality pics of the bride and groom, but shots of Kim and Kourtney helping Khloe get ready, toasting together, and much more.

Talk about a match made in heaven. Khloe, Kim, Kourtney and E! make such a perfect fit, we can't ever see them parting ways. Oops, we meant Lamar.

Click to enlarge more photos of Khloe and her man tying the knot with family on hand on a day only the celebrity gossip gods could have dreamed up ...

  • Preparing For the Show
  • Bridesmaid Kim Kardashian
  • Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Picture
  • Khloe Kardashian the Bride
  • First Dance
  • Making it Sort of Official
  • Mr. and Mrs. Lamar Odom!
  • Khloe, Lamar and Bruce
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While we wanna smack sense into Kourtney Kardashian with one hand (seriously, shut the heck up and stop using your impending child as a PR tool!), we gotta give her a pat on the back with the other.

Even while pregnant, the socialite is taking a page from her sisters and shilling for an unhealthy product.

A Kardashian Khristmas

Earlier this week, Kourtney Tweeted about how much she's craving a treat from Hollywood bakery Famous Cupcakes - for which she's a paid spokeswoman, of course - for breakfast.

"Honestly it's worth the LBs. Those famous cupcakes are sooooo addicting. I need rehab! LOL Immm obsessed!" she wrote.

Here's something else to LOL about: Kourtney is pimping herself out for cupcakes; while Kim and Khloe have sold themselves out for QuickTrim, a cleansing weight loss supplement.

In other words, in the ideal world of the Kardashians, fans would fatten themselves up on sweets - and then grossly clean themselves out with this dietary tool.

Are these women great role models for women's health and body image or what?!?

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Kourtney Kardashian is so special.

On Monday, she Tweeted the following, incredible news: "My baby is moving like crazy! Going to try and relax and sleep."

Kards on the Karpet

Thank goodness she alerted followers to that crucial information, but wouldn't it actually be more newsworthy if the child was NOT moving at this point in her pregnancy?

Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant, Tweeting, crying out for attention.

Meanwhile, shady baby daddy Scott Disick is continuing to say whatever will make him sound like a responsible father-to-be.

"We're home every night looking at baby books and baby magazines," he told Us Weekly. "I just want to stay home with her, enjoy her company, look at her stomach and be with her."

And speak to any celebrity gossip tabloid that calls, of course.

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Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom in a lavish, made-for-television ceremony last weekend.

But you'd scarcely know that based on the latest issue of OK! Weekly, which paid approximately $300,000 for exclusive photos from the event.

On the cover, the smiling bride is front and center - but squint and look closely or you'll miss the beaming husband. Odom is overshadowed in the main picture by Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, a fact he'll have to adjust to every time a camera is around...

OK! Magazine Cover

Other details from the publicity-garnering wedding include:

  • Perrier-Jouët champagne was served;
  • Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds serenaded the couple with a rendition of “You Are So Beautiful;"
  • During her toast, Kris Jenner got choked up, saying, “Everyone knows I boohoo in public!”

Well, not everyone knows that. They will, however, when E! airs its Kardashian wedding special on November 8. Kill us now. Please.

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In a new, wide-ranging interview with Us Weekly, Kourtney Kardashian opens up about a number of attention-seeking topics. She makes three noteworthy points:

  1. Pregnancy is awesome.
  2. So is morning sex.
  3. She and Scott Disick kept their distance this year in order to provide fodder for her reality TV shows.

Let's delve into each of these subjects in more depth.

First, Kourtney told E! News, during a photo shoot for the aforementioned magazine, that "I love being pregnant." Of course she does. Its provided her with more headlines than ever before.

Disick meanwhile, explained the birds and the bees to readers: "When I wake up, she always wants to have sex. That's how we got this way!"

It's true. Sex leads to pregnancy. So does an absence of birth control pills.

Knocked Up and Happy

Disick added: "I think she's gorgeous. I think her body's perfect, and there's no one in the world I care more about making happy. It's upsetting to me if I hurt her feelings. For me, she has pretty much everything."

So why did the couple break up for a few months? Why did they not even see each other during that time?

For reality show ratings, of course! Kourtney admits the distance from Scott caused her family, friends and fans to be suspicious of him. This made for great TV.

"That's what makes the show exciting," Kourtney said, referring to both Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami. "I get it, but it's hard on a relationship when people say things like, 'I hope you're never back with that Scott guy.'"

Such is the life of a reality TV star. Sometimes, you need to make up said reality in order to create more interesting storylines.

Other times, you need to get pregnant in order to remain relevent.

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The uneducated celebrity gossip follower may have spotted Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian on the red carpet of the 2009 Emmy Awards and wondered:

What the heck are they doing there?!?

But, truth be told, these soclialites possess extensive acting experience. Kim acted completely shocked when her sex tape with Ray J was leaked; while Kourtney continues to act like she's the first person to ever get pregnant.

It's shocking neither took home a trophy, really.

Kim Kardashian really will guest star on Brothers later this fall, a Fox sitcom that looks worse than the reality show on which Kim and Kourtney star each week.

For now, they are both just starring in a klassic Fashion Face-Off. Compare, contrast and vote below...

  • Kim at the Emmys
  • Pregnant Kourtney

Which Kardashian sister looked more beautiful on the red carpet?

 

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According to Kim Kardashian, her sister is "huge" in two ways:

  1. As a woman that's approximately six months pregnant;
  2. As a bitch.

First, more obvious and less insulting things first.

Kim told E! News that Kourtney Kardashian - who is pregnant, in case you haven't heard - has a belly that is growing along with the human being inside of her. Incredible, we know.

"She's huge. She is huuuuge! I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes," Kim said, quickly explaining herself. "It's because Khloé is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloé's top and wear it as a dress... She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her."

You mean, aside from a pathological need for attention? We don't know, either.

Kourt and Kim

As for the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim pretends as though Kourtney's pregnancy was not pitched to the family months ago by the writers. How dumb does she think we are?!?

"Kourtney is so moody," she said. "She is such a crazy bitch these days. She's so moody that I'm nervous to start shooting."

Just read the cue cards and you should be fine, Kim.

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According to Kim Kardashian, there's one thing she loves more than attention:

Her sisters.

Kim Kardashian Naked Photo

For that reason, the publicity hound is fighting back against a tabloid feature that she and her family may very well have put out there to begin with.

In the latest issue of Star, the magazine screams that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are "AT WAR!" The cover story goes on to detail the "catfights, jealous fits and trash talk" that go on between the siblings.

The Week in Celebrity Gossip: The Kardashians might be at war. And Rachel Artz might be giving Chris Ivery a look at her anatomy!

On her official blog, Kim denied all such accusations, writing: 

If my sisters and I have cat fights they are 100% playful, sisterly fights!! You've seen how we tease each other on the show, and how we joke around on Twitter... it's what sisters do!!! There's no war here, people! I'm so grateful to have my sisters around me and I know we'll always support each other no matter what!

Knowing the Kardashians enjoy tabloid coverage almost as much as they like sex tapes, would anyone be shocked if the family planted this story, simply to debunk it later on and then receive sympathy from fans?

After all, as Sarah Palin is yet to learn when it comes to Levi Johnston comments, the best way to ensure that a story dies is simply to ignore it. Instead, Kim actually posted this cover shot on her popular website.

Something smells fishier than a vulva infected with bacterial vaginosis.

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Phew. It's been a few minutes since Kourtney Kardashian last updated the world about her pregnancy.

We were beginning to worry that she knew how incredibly self-centered and annoying she is. Fortunately, Kourtney was just saving her breath for an interview with People in which she rambled on about her expensive baby shower.

"The guest list is around 75 right now, and I don't want it to be much more than that," she said. "A lot of my friends from college have babies, so I'm inviting a lot of them. And some of my family members, like my aunt, were talking about doing a family baby shower."

Photo of Kourtney

Millions of fans are simply dying to know what will go down at the shindig, Kourtney. Please, please, please tell us!

"I don't know what they have planned exactly, but Kim and Khloe, and my mom are all planning my shower. I'm sure my mom has been planning this since I was little. She is big on showers, so I'm sure mine will be a big event. I'm very mellow. I'm not as over-the-top as my mom, and Kim and Khloe."

Will unemployed baby daddy Scott Disick be there?

"I don't know if you're allowed to have guys! I have to ask my mom!"

Yes. Please go ask. Take your time. We understand if we don't hear from you for a few weeks as a result.

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