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"I know it's bad luck to tell your wish to everybody ... but my wish would be to get the hell away from her family in California and get back to New York where my family is."
- Scott Disick, during a poignant birthday toast to himself

This guy is such a douche.

Scott Disick wants out of L.A. and his baby mama's family's sight.

On Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian ponders moving to NYC with the tool who fathered her 9-month-old son Mason.

"100 percent we're moving to New York!" he says at his birthday bash. Somehow we don't see it happening. Follow the jump to watch the action:

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Kourtney Kardashian just doesn't understand why some people think her and Scott Disick are an unstable couple.

"It's ridiculous," she told People magazine over the weekend. "All the [rumors] you just have to laugh at."

Kardashian Family

Gee, we wonder where these rumors stem from. No way they can be a result of the show Kourtney stars on, which constantly hypes tension between her and Scott, right? Or her own family advising Kourtney - via a public forum - not to trust her man, right?

Kardashian adds that she and Disick have been "working on our relationship" in therapy and recommends this step to all troubled couples.

"I think [counseling] is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after," she said. "I think everyone should go. People are like, 'It's so expensive and this or that,' but that's more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It's your life." 

By the way, Kourtney wants you to buy her clothes and handbags.

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have stopped battling over their bikini bodies for at least a few minutes.

The sisters got together and posed for their new line of clothing this week. Titled K-Dash, the items below will be sold on QVC and debut on that network on Friday night, September 10.

Kim Kardashian Nude Photo

Kim posted photos of her and Kourtney posing on her official website, many of which we've published below. Click on various pics to enlarge and sound off: Would you wear these outfits?

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Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

Pretty in Purple Dress

Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.

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Following last night's fifth season premiere of her family's reality show, which focused on Kourtney Kardashian refusing to leave baby daddy Scott Disick, sister Khloe has a message for her sibling.

At least we think she does. It's difficult to interpret her immature Twitter-speak. Over the course of several Tweets, Khloe made her feelings on Scott known. She wrote:

I dont allow peps 2 treat me like crapthen open my arms up 2 them so quickly. Kourt needs 2 think be4 she goes back in2 her comfort routine. I need 2 c a REAL change before I feel comfortable letting Mase and Kourt around him.

I'm there 4 Kourt by not letting scott continue 2 hurt her. Tough love it is. Im not going to 4give some1 6 times. Ur not me.

Words to think about, huh, Kourt? We mean that literally. One has to really read each syllable slowly.

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Of course, any celebrity gossip follower - or human being with a pulse - knows that Khloe is simply Tweeting this nonsense to make headlines.

After all, episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians were filmed months ago. Since then, Scott has reportedly entered rehab and the family is mostly giving him another chance.

Looks like some1 has 2 get caught up on her own show's scripts b4 jumping 2 judgment. u hear us, klo E?

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You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian has chosen not to ignore a rumor about her and her family.

In a rare instance of milking an opportunity for publicity, the professional celebrity has taken to her blog to refute a tabloid report that claims she and sister Kourtney are at war over who is hottest.

Torn Apart, Again

"It’s so funny how ridiculous this is," Kim writes on her site. "I am so proud of Kourtney!! She had Mason less than a year ago and is at her skinniest. She looks amazing and is an inspiration to new moms everywhere!!!"

Of course, Kim also posted the cover of the magazine in question, calling attention to it and causing us to wonder: No way her publicist leaked this story, right? That would simply give Kim and Kourtney a chance to respond, garner sympathy and make headlines... and that's nothing the Kardashians would ever do, is it?!?

Kim says she and Kourtney simply have "different bodies."

"I embrace my body the way it is, as every woman should," she added. "There is no such thing as a 'weight war,' dolls!"

Maybe there isn't yet - but there might be by the time THG is finished! Sound off below, readers: Which of these sisters would you rather see naked?

 

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kim Kardashian is sick of taking revenge out on Reggie Bush via her bikini body.

Instead, she's now setting her sexy sights on sister Kourtney Kardashian!

In a hilariously contrived story, In Touch Weekly claims the sisters are "at war" over which is the hottest member of the least talented family on television.

"They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart," an insider tells the magazine, adding that Kourtney "always makes fun of Kim’s... cellulite."

Bikini Body Battle!

The same imaginary source says Kim is jealous that Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick, along with her son and reality show, has made Kourtney the most popular, hottest star in the family.

“Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight," the friends says, warning readers that they should expect an influx of club appearances and skimpy outfits from Kim over the next few weeks.

This is all utter nonsense, but THG might as well stoke the supposed sisterly fire. Compare their bodies above and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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The season finale of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami aired last night, but don't worry fans: these two utter wastes of Oxygen will be back next Sunday night for the premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

For now, let's review the final 2010 installment of Kourtney and Khloe scripted series, as brought to you below by a THG intern...

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Season finales are meant to conclude with a bang, but this one was pretty dull. As they prepared to head back to California, Kourtney and Khloe handed off the Dash store and tied up loose ends and... that was about it.

I wonder if Dash will go to sh*t - literally and figuratively - again now that the girls are leaving.  I’m sure some crisis will be staged so the girls have to jet back down eventually and film a third season.

The point of the whole episode was to show Kourtney and Scott Disick going through couples counseling.  Despite the fact that Kourtney says she hates therapy, she goes to one of Scott’s sessions.  She says she wants to support him, but not enable him. 

She speaks privately with the doctor later on about the fine line between the supporting and enabling and breaks down a little.

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We can at least say the following about this week's Kardashian tabloid coverage:

It doesn't only feature Kim in a bikini.

It does, however, focus on exaggerations and lies surrounding the world's least talented, most photographed family.

First, Life & Style quotes Kim and claims she has broken up with Miles Austin and is now SINGLE AGAIN.

Referring to the fifth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the busty reality star tells the magazine: "I think this is the first time I've ever really been single filming the show. You'll see me single and having a good time."

There's just one problem with this supposed exclusive...

... Keeping Up with the Kardashians was filmed MONTHS ago. In the new trailer for it, we see a single Kim meeting and dating Austin. Nice try, though, Life & Style!

Us Weekly, meanwhile, breaks the news that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim are TORN APART due to Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick. However, Kris Jenner, Scott's main critic, recently gave the loser a stamp of approval.

Still, a family insider claims "there have been knock-down, drag-out fights between the girls over Scott."

Look, tabloids of the world. These siblings waste enough of our time by pimping themselves out and sharing every nugget of their lives with the public. Must you really give them even more attention than they already have?

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Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber are flirtatious friends.

In fact, they're featured in a new Elle magazine spread together, the first images from which you can view HERE.

But these popular celebrities will become heated rivals in the fall, as their respective memoirs are scheduled to hit stores within a month of one another. Yesterday, we gave readers an early glimpse at the cover for "First Step 2 Forever: My Story."

Now, Kim and her equally useless sisters have released the featured image for "Kardashian Konfidential." The autobiography will be released on November 23 and couldn't be more misleading: when was the last time anyone in this family kept anything confidential?!?

Compare the covers below and then vote:

Justin Bieber Book Cover

Which cover do you like best?

 

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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