"I know it's bad luck to tell your wish to everybody ... but my wish would be to get the hell away from her family in California and get back to New York where my family is."
- Scott Disick, during a poignant birthday toast to himself
This guy is such a douche.
Scott Disick wants out of L.A. and his baby mama's family's sight.
On Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian ponders moving to NYC with the tool who fathered her 9-month-old son Mason.
"100 percent we're moving to New York!" he says at his birthday bash. Somehow we don't see it happening. Follow the jump to watch the action: