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Note to Larry Birkhead: the baby pimping bar has been raised to a new level. Will you meet it?

To do so, Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy will need to bring his young child on to a radio show and then act as if he's doing it just to see a pal.

That's what Kourtney Kardashian actually did yesterday, lugging newborn Mason Dash Disick to the studio for Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.

"How cute is baby Mason?!" Seacreast asked, happily playing the role of enabler to one of the stars of a series he producers. "Is baby ready to feed? He's looking for your breast."

Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian accompanied their exploitive sisiter to the show, as Kourtney wrote on her blog: "I take Mason everywhere with me. We had to stop in and surprise Ryan!"

Of course they did. The show is televised, after all. Can little Mason say photo op?!?

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It's one of the more pathetic supermarket tabloids out there, as OK! Weekly often picks from the bottom of the gossip trash pile when selecting its cover stories.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up about a dozen times over the last six months, according to the magazine, for example.

However, you know you've reached the lowest of the low as a publication when Kourtney Kardashian takes issue with your feature on her. This is a woman that's never met coverage she didn't embrace, publicize and/or promote.

But Kardashian has spoken out about OK's latest cover photo of her and son Mason, which includes the tagline "Kourtney's After Baby Exclusive." Just a couple problems with that headline:

  1. She never spoke to the tabloid for the story;
  2. "They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not," Kourtney said.
  3. She gained 40 pounds while pregnant, not 26, as the magazine cited.

With all this in mind, allow us to apologize to Kourtney. Perhaps motherhood truly is maturing this reality star, as it's difficult to imagine her calling out any tabloid feature on her in the past. There's hope for your mom yet, Mason!

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Kourtney Kardashian's pretend post-baby body versus her real post-baby body. Shame on you, OK! Weekly.

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Kourtney Kardashian has lost a great deal of her baby weight because she takes QuickTrim, the same unhealthy, non-FDA approved supplement shilled for by sisters Kim and Khloe.

You're welcome. We just saved you the price of this week's OK! Weekly.

Indeed, Kourtney poses on the cover of that magazine's latest edition, once again cradling son Mason and setting a great example for talentless socialites around the world:

You, too, can achieve fame and fortune if you get knocked up outside marriage and sell your soul to a weight loss supplement.

Save yourself 50 cents. Read about Jessica Simpson's new body, Jen and Gerard's flirting and everything related to Jake Pavelka on THG!

This is the third consecutive week Kourtney and Mason have graced the cover of a supermarket tabloid. You tell us:

Is this an example of capitalism at its best, or of an explotive mother pimping out her helpless baby in exchange for an increased bank account?

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When most people become parents for the first time, they're overwhelmed by the sounds of a baby crying.

For Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, however, the only sound they hear when they look at little Mason and Hank is: Cha-ching!

Within days of giving birth, each of these publicity hounds graced the covers of various supermarket tabloids and website home pages.

Now, a few weeks after squaring off in a THG Tale of the Tape, Kendra and Kourtney continue to exploit their children in dueling magazine features.

Among the (utterly mundane) "exclusives" these issues offer readers this week?

  • Scott Disick (gasp!) changes diapers.
  • Hank Baskett loves his wife's backside.
  • Both Kourtney and Kendra are dropping their baby weight (thank goodness!).
  • Mason changed Kourtney's life (by putting a lot more money in her pocket).

Approximately four million women give birth each year in the United States. If any of the 3,999,998 feel like explaining to Kardashian and Wilkinson what motherhood is truly about, we encourage you to do so now.

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This is a proud time for Kourtney Kardashian.

The new mother has chosen the publication that will pay her lots of money for is showing the world her newborn son.

Inside the latest issue of Life & Style, the eldest Kardashian sister describes what it's like to be a mother:

"I feel so lucky. He's such a good baby."

Hmmm... would she feel less lucky if he cried a lot?

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As for that controversial middle name, Kourtney says:

"Dash is not for my clothing store, as some people have suggested online. That would be stupid. Dash is short for Kardashian, and it was my father's nickname."

Recent reports suggested that Kourt flipped out at Reggie Bush because he considered proposing to Kim Kardashian around Christmas. Such family news would have overshadowed this cover story.

Meanwhile Scott Disick is not included on the cover shot, he does pose inside the magazine with his son and occasional girlfriend. He even looks sort of happy to be there:

Keep those eyes closed, Mason. We wouldn't wanna look if our parents were Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, either.

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If you thought Christmas at the Sheens was exciting, take a look at what went down with the Kardashians on December 24:

As first reported by TMZ, Bruce Jenner dialed 911 on Christmas Eve because his neighbor allegedly went nuts at the valet standing outside the family's residence.

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Witnesses reportedly told the cops the man appeared drunk and argued over the presence of the valet - even falling over at one point and spilling blood on the street.

Sources close to the family say Pastor Brad - the man that should have his license revoked for marrying Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom - tried to help the wasted neighbor. For his good deed, he was punched in the face!

Fortunately, Jenner broke up the potential melee and no arrests were made.

The lessons, as always:

  • Don't hire valets and rub in your neighbors' face how much money you possess;
  • Make sure a former Olympic decathlon champion is on the premises to settle all disputes.
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When Reggie Bush lines up across from linebacker Brian Urlacher on Sundays, he has no fear.

But place the NFL star next to a hormone-laden Kourtney Kardashian, days after she gave birth, and the running back cowers in trepidation.

Such was the case last week, according to sources that claim Bush was set to finally propose to Kim Kardashian - until an irate Kourtney stepped in and threw a fit over the possibility that this engagement news would overshadow her status as a new mother.

"Kourtney screamed at Reggie, 'You can't do this to me!'" a family friend told The National Enquirer. "Kourtney is extremely hormonal right now, and her emotions got the best of her. Reggie was stunned and caught completely off-guard."

The anonymous, clearly legitimate source added that Bush was so frightened by this display that he's shelved plans for a proposal until early 2010.

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Flipping for Publicity, Touchdowns: Kourtney Kardashian and Reggie Bush.

There have been rumors for months that Kim is jealous of Kourtney's motherhood.

This friend says the hostility runs both ways.

"There's always been underlying tension because Kourtney feels like she's been playing second fiddle to Kim for so long. She was hoping the last days of her pregnancy and the first few weeks with her newborn would be all about her."

Kourtney hoping for things to be all about her? That's the only part of this story we actually believe.

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As 2010 draws closer, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back on the year that was, naming finalists for our prestigious, 3rd Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars have given us their best, their worst, their off-the-wall antics and, in the case of today's selektion, their kontrived, kombative, k-based reality show.

It's time for THG to pay tribute to this greatness.

Last week, the countdown honored a pair of unique, talented singers in Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga. Now, it's on to Celebrity of the Year Finalist #4:  The Kardashian Klan!

Last year, Kim Karashian earned the top ranking in this poll. What changed since then? Not much on Kim's (plump) end. The socialite continues to make headlines for no reason whatsoever, simply changing her hair color multiple times and earning featured articles in magazines as a result.

Seriously, she better give her publicist a huge Christmas bonus.

But sisters Khloe and Kourtney have seriously upped their PR-generating games. The former married a rich dude she knew for a month; while the latter took it a step farther and knocked herself up just to give websites a reason to write about her.

Nauseating and appalling? Definitey. Creative and dedicated? Very much so.

Four seasons into their scripted show, the Kardashians set a ratings record for their series premiere this month. Over four million people somehow care enough about this family to spend an hour of their lives watching its well-rehearsed exploits.

While Paris faded away years ago, and society grew tired of Speidi in 2009, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney persevered. None starred in a single movie, released a single album or even got railed in a single sex tape... yet here they are, atop the celebrity gossip world.

It says a lot about the family - and, sadly, about the state of the world.

  • For Glamour
  • Classy Kim
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  • Crazy Couple
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  • Attention Starved
  • A Handful
  • Yay Pregnancy!
  • A Kourtney Picture
  • Annoying Star
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Due to the presence of Scott Disick as his dad, the THG staff has determined that Mason Dash might be in for a tough childhood.

However, a report in Star magazine has great, life-altering news for the newborn: Disick might not be his father after all!

Anonymous, likely made-up sources say Michael Girgenti - a 23-year-old model and rapper that goes by the stage name of Premo Stallone - banged the heck out of Kourtney Kardashian around the time she got impregnanted.

"Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He's definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby," the insider claims.

Kourtney Kardashian No Makeup Photo

While a Kardashian rep insists Scott is Mason's biological father, Michael himself was asked if could have fathered the child. His intriguing response?

"You could say that, yeah."

We are saying that, Premo. After all, everyone knows how much Kourtney hates taking her birth control pills, yet loves to have her name in the news.

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The Hollywood Gossip staff is excited to bring back our Tale of the Tape, the Internet sensation in which we break down various matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

This week, our editors had no choice but to pit a pair of newborns against one another. We hope Mason Dash Disick and Hank Baskett IV live long, happy, fruitful lives; but it's not clear if this is possible.

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That's what happens when your respective parents - Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian - seem to care more about publicity than child-rearing.

We've already asked readers which of these kids is worse off, but we're here now to examine each child's prospects in closer detail. Who will prevail in this grueling battle? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

1. FATHER IS...
Hank IV: A back-up wide receiver on the Colts.
Mason: A jobless jackass.
Edge: Hank.

2. MOTHER IS...
Hank IV: An E! reality star.
Mason: An E! reality star.
Edge: Tie.

3. NAMED AFTER...
Hank IV: Dad, grandpa and great-grandpa.
Mason: Some crappy clothing boutique.
Edge: Hank.

4. CREEPY, OLD MAN INFLUENCE
Hank IV: Hugh Hefner.
Mason: Bruce Jenner.
Edge: Hank.

5. AUNTS AND AUNT-LIKE FIGURES
Hank IV: Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison.
Mason: Kim and Khloe Kardashian.
Edge: Mason.

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