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We have bad news and good news for fans of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Let's hope they are both reading this...

First, the bad: the rocky relationship between this couple is over, as In Touch Weekly confirms Kourtney took part in a REVENGE ROMANCE that included - gasp! - a "secret meeting" with a Miami model named Leandro Magno.

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It's been a busy week for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.

Fortunately, there's this piece of good news: Kourtney and Scott are married! As Star makes clear, the pair went off to ELOPE recently, somehow avoiding the cameras that follow them around at all times.

We wonder if they consummated the marriage or not. Disick is reportedly embarrassed to have sex with Kardashian, after all.

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Kourtney Kardashian is getting set to take over New York City, arriving there this week with shady baby daddy Scott Disick.

But despite photographic evidence that proves Kourtney and Scott are very much together, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly has breaking, false news for fans of this couple: they are apart!

While Kourtney reportedly forces her man to have sex against his will, Disick is busy house hunting for a bachelor pad to call his own. If you believe the anonymous sources quoted in this cover story, that is.

But here's a lesson in tabloid journalism 101, readers: Read the words on this magazine closely. Does it actually say that Kardashian is pregnant?

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Scott Disick might be a douchebag, but he isn't an idiot. We doubt the guy would ever turn down sex.

But that's what Life & Style wants us to believe, as that tabloid claims Scott and Kourtney Kardashian are trying for a second child... much to the alleged dismay of the couple's male half.

Sisters

Kourtney wants a second child that's close in age to son Mason. Scott wants to bang his wife on his own darn time.

"Kourtney is figuring out the best times they need to make love to have the best chance of getting pregnant again, and it's driving Scott crazy," a family source says. "He feels humiliated. Kourtney calls him at work, and he has to drop everything so they can do it as soon as possible. He gets so embarrassed."

We're as shocked as you are, readers: Scott Disick works?!?

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Big breasts are coming to The Big Apple. The sisters that never show an ounce of personality are coming to The City That Never Sleeps. The globe's most media-savvy siblings are coming to the media capital of the world.

No matter how you describe, the end result is this: Kim and Kourntey Kardashian will take their scripted act lives to New York City this winter, as E! spins the sisters off in Kim and Kourtney Take New York. Kim, Kourtney and Scott Disick touched down in NYC this week to make the announcement.

Taking NYC

Are you ready for the Kardashians, NYC residents?

"I could not be more excited to spend the next couple of months in one of my favorite cities," Kim blogged. "When we decided to open a new DASH store in the city, Kourt and I felt that someone needed to be here to help out with the store and make sure everything was running smoothly. After talking with my family, I decided that I would join Kourtney, Scott and Mason in NYC."

Khloe will stay behind in Los Angeles to spend time with husband Lamar Odom. Will you watch this spin-off, THG readers?

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According to this week's issue of Life & Style, there's breaking Kardashian baby news. But you don't need to shell out a dime to learn any of it. THG is about to deliver the story for free:

NO ONE IS PREGNANT!

Truly worthy of a cover story, we know.

Why is Demi Moore okay with the Ashton Kutcher cheating scandal, as this cover claims? Probably because it isn't true.

Khloe Kardashian does say that she and Lamar Odom are having a lot of sex, though, in case you were curious.

"We've been working at it all year," Khloe tells the magazine. "Getting pregnant is much harder than we thought - but practicing making babies is amazing!"

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Snooki. One name says it all. Combine the Jersey Shore star with the many Kardashian sisters and their mom and you've got a match made in Twitter pic heaven.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom celebrated their anniversary Monday night, and Snook stopped by, as did The Spin Crowd's Jonathan Cheban and his bad hair.

Kris and Kim on Ellen

She was "taking shots and pictures," says an attendee. "Everyone was laughing." Kim Kardashian herself said "What a special night! Tonight was pure love!"

Snooki then posted the following photos. Enjoy.

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D.J. Goodson is our new hero.

The Pennsylvania prison inmate has filed a lawsuit against Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian because he claims he was forced to watch episodes of their reality shows and the result was "extreme emotional distress." Dude, we know how you feel.

  • Khloe K. Photograph
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  • Cute Child, Annoying Mother

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have no regard for their affect on inmates across the country.

In the lawsuit filed in federal court, Goodson went into detail about his scarring as a result of viewing the following Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami developments:

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"I know it's bad luck to tell your wish to everybody ... but my wish would be to get the hell away from her family in California and get back to New York where my family is."
- Scott Disick, during a poignant birthday toast to himself

This guy is such a douche.

Scott Disick wants out of L.A. and his baby mama's family's sight.

On Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian ponders moving to NYC with the tool who fathered her 9-month-old son Mason.

"100 percent we're moving to New York!" he says at his birthday bash. Somehow we don't see it happening. Follow the jump to watch the action:

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Kourtney Kardashian just doesn't understand why some people think her and Scott Disick are an unstable couple.

"It's ridiculous," she told People magazine over the weekend. "All the [rumors] you just have to laugh at."

Kardashian Family

Gee, we wonder where these rumors stem from. No way they can be a result of the show Kourtney stars on, which constantly hypes tension between her and Scott, right? Or her own family advising Kourtney - via a public forum - not to trust her man, right?

Kardashian adds that she and Disick have been "working on our relationship" in therapy and recommends this step to all troubled couples.

"I think [counseling] is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after," she said. "I think everyone should go. People are like, 'It's so expensive and this or that,' but that's more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It's your life." 

By the way, Kourtney wants you to buy her clothes and handbags.

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have stopped battling over their bikini bodies for at least a few minutes.

The sisters got together and posed for their new line of clothing this week. Titled K-Dash, the items below will be sold on QVC and debut on that network on Friday night, September 10.

Kim Kardashian Nude Photo

Kim posted photos of her and Kourtney posing on her official website, many of which we've published below. Click on various pics to enlarge and sound off: Would you wear these outfits?

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Los Angeles, California
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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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