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For the 79th time this year, a Kardashian sister graces the cover of a tabloid in a story about weight loss.

Admitting that she weighs a scant 95 pounds and continuing to send the message to young girls that you absolutely must shed any excess fat ASAP, Kourtney Kardashian gives an interview to OK! Weekly in which she doles out truly revolutionary advice.

What was her post-birth weight-loss secret?
"I try to make healthier choices.”

What are her vices?
"Oreo Double Stuffs, but I’ll have two instead of eating a box of them. And I love chips! I like Sour Cream & Onion Ruffles and [Scott Disick] always buys me the mini Hostess Donettes because I’m obsessed with them.”

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With 2010 drawing to a close, it is with much pride that THG unveils its 10 finalists for its prestigious, Fourth Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars all gave us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes) and their scandals (often). This month, THG honors that greatness.

After Charlie Sheen checked in at #6 with his disturbing list of drug-fueld antics and attacks, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #5 ... All of the Kardashians!

Signing Books, Autographs

We can't choose just one sibling, after all. By having babies, constantly talking about their weight and placing their name on any product, Khloe, Kourtney and Kim all made headline after headline in 2010.

Heck, youngsters Kylie and Kendall Jenner even got in on the act.

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If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then a couple THG favorites should be feeling very good about themselves today.

Over the weekend, Saturday Night Live dedicated a pair of skits to Miley Cyrus and the Kardashian sisters. First, we were treated to the third edition of The Miley Cyrus Show.

This time, the guest was Nick Nolte and the topic was Miley's scandalous smoking of salvia. Watch now, as cast member Vanessa Bayer plays Miley in a spoof that, you must admit, is pretty cool:

Then, to close the final SNL of 2010, the series brought out the Kardashian sisters for a holiday message. We're grateful to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney for taking time away from whatever it is they do and we present the video below.

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The Kardashians have a message for fans: merry Christmas!

Actually, they have a few messages for fans: merry Christmas, check out how beautiful we are, purchase the designer clothes on our backs, click around our blogs to see more photos from this shoot, increase our number of page views and make us as much money as possible.

That's just how this family rolls. Check out its really creepy holiday card below and watch behind the scenes coverage of the pictorial in this video.

Kardashian Christmas Card

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From WORLD EXCLUSIVES to HOLIDAY MIRACLES, a pair of supermarket tabloids have the Kardashians covered this week.

There's just one problem: no one in that family is pregnant or planning to adopt any children. Other than that, these stories are 100% accurate...

  • A Baby for Kim!
  • Not Having Babies

In one of the funnier made-up quotes of the year, an imaginary source claims Kim Kardashian will use her trip to South Africa this month to scout potential children for adoption.

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Mason Dash Disick turns one year old today, and his family is celebrating in the only way it knows how: by blogging about the occasion.

Writes Kim Kardashian: It seems like just yesterday we were all at the hospital with Kourtney for his birth, and now he’s walking around all on his own and I can barely lift him, lol!

Writes Khloe Kardashian: HAPPY birthday to my beautiful baby nephew, MASON!!!!!!!! OMG I can't believe it's been a year since this perfect little person came into our lives.

Mason Dash Disick

We feel your pain, Mase.

Writes Kourtney Kardashian: Happy very first birthday to my little angel Mason! You complete and fulfill my life. This year with you has been more than I could have ever imagined.

Writes Kate Gosselin: My goodness, even I don't exploit my children to such an extent!

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We give up.

We've tried to point out the obvious flaws in Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian (namely: an utter lack of talent), we've cited the latter's publicity-based relationships, we've questioned why the topic of spreading mayonnaise on one's vagina makes for talk show foder.

But none of it matters. For reasons that defy comprehension, Kardashian Konfidential - the memoir that delivers such fascinating tidbits as Kourtney uses pink dish gloves - currently sits at number-four on New York Times Best Sellers List. To anyone who purchased it, we have a simple question:

WHY?

Kardashian Konfidential Signing

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Is it possible Kim Kardashian and her sisters are not as fashionable as previously believed?

Might a store that carries their name also carry nothing but ugly, overpriced knockoffs?

These are crazy notions, we know, but they're the opinions expressed by Jon Caramanica, a fashion critic for The New York Times who spent time inside SoHo's Dash NYC this week.

Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian

One man's take on Dash NYC? "As in most theme parks, there wasn't anything worth carrying away but memories."

"Some items were baffling," Caramanica writes. "Even Khloé on her worst pre-marriage day might have struggled with the pink fur shrug ($484)."

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian krashed Saturday Night Live this week. Sort of.

As played by cast members Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye, the sisters appeared with Seth Myers on Weekend Update and explained what happened with their prepaid credit card debacle.

They also apologized for other canceled, family-sponsored products, such as the Kardashian birth control pill and temporary back tattoo. The funny segment, posted below, is a spot-on spoof, with one exception:

Where's the talk about rubbing mayo on your vagina?

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We understand that the body parts on Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are pretty much all these professional celebrities have going for them.

Still, can someone tell these reality stars to stop talking about their vaginas in public?

Book Signing Photo

It was bad enough that we had to watch Kourtney give Khloe a bikini wax.

Then, last night, the sisters appeared on Conan and brought up a Twitter discussion two of them had about spreading mayonnaise on one's private region. Kim actually had to be the voice of reason and tell her siblings:

"Don't you guys realize that most of our fans are under the age 18 and you are bad influences on them? Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate."

Below, watch the entire exchange, laugh at Conan's expression and shake your head over the state of a society that holds these women in such esteem.

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Kourtney Kardashian Biography

Kourtney Kardashian Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the least known of the older Kardashian sisters. She's probably the best looking, though. Kourtney has never made... More »
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Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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