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As if the recent Yankees' ousting from the American League Playoffs were not enough, now New York must suffer through this confirmation:

Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian are preparing to take the city once more, as E! debuted the official season two trailer for this scripted series last night. It features the talent-free sisters landing on a roof via helicopter, greeted by Kris Humphries and Scott Disick in tuxedos.

Make plans for the fall right now, Big Apples citizens. These people arrive next month...

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Scott Disick has a very large penis.

This fact has been confirmed by more than just his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, as Kim Kardashian also chimed in this week during an interview with Jane Radio, saying of Disick's penchant for walking around naked:

"Honestly, it's way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities."

Well Hung

Great. Now we can't stop staring at Scott Disick's crotch.

But that would deprive the family of an impressive showcase, Kourtney argued, because her man's unit is "like an elephant's trunk."

Whatever, Khloe replied. Disick is really just "trying to compete" with her husband ,Lakers power forward Lamar Odom, who apparently plays big both in the bedroom and in the paint.

We'll have more on Scott Disick's penis size when further news breaks.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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The Kardashian sisters are as confused by this week's Dancing with the Stars results as we are by their fame.

After brother Rob Kardashian was ranked in the bottom three on Tuesday night - saved from elimination when fans voted off Metta Peace instead - the siblings took to Twitter and expressed their outrage.

"There is NO way Rob Kardashian was trending worldwide last night and in the bottom 3. Impossible!" Kourtney wrote. "HOW IS ELISABETTA SAFE?!??! HOW?! Seriously!!!"

Khloe Kardashian had the answer for her shocked sister, Tweeting: "Shows are rigged all the time."

Finally, Kim chimed in with an abuse of the English language: "Rob in the bottom three is impossible! He did soooo good!"

Allow THG three responses to these reactions:

  1. Kourtney, trending does not mean one is popular. Rob may have been trending because people were curious about the brother of the girl who got famous for having sex with Ray J on video.
  2. Khloe, the show might be rigged. Viewers also might dislike your talent-free family.
  3. Kim, unless you are referring to charity work Rob did during commercial breaks, one cannot do "good." One can only do "well."

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Being Mr. Kim Kardashian cannot be easy. Still, Kris Humphries had to know what he was getting into, right? Maybe not, if dueling tabloids are to be believed.

Sources say the baller hasn't exactly won over Kim's tight-knit family.

That's putting it midly. Dude reportedly ripped Kourtney Kardashian for being "slave" to son Mason, roughhouses Kim so hard that her sisters call him "this weird, big clumsy oaf" and "was being a dick" through much of their courtship.

  • Already Miserable
  • Defending Their Love

Married only one month, Kim is already forced to defend her love. Or just miserable, depending on which totally accurate supermarket gossip rag you pick up.

All of those quotes are courtesy of Us Weekly. Star, meanwhile, suggests that Kim isn't a big fan of Kris lately either, "fighting bitterly" with her new spouse.

Two major points of contention:

  1. Their life is completely, comically staged.
  2. Kris noticed.

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All three Kardashian sisters are feeling very Lucky this month.

The magazine has published three different covers of its November 2011 issue, each featuring a different, talent-free sibling from this money-hungry family. We can only imagine how this will stoke the rivalry that reportedly already exists between Khloe and Kim.

Actually, let's not imagine: stoke away, readers! Compare the sisters below and then cast a vote on your favorite look.

Fashion Face-Off!

Three Kardashian sisters. Three Lucky covers. One massive headache. Vote for the best look now! View Poll »

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David Letterman got to the bottom of Kim Kardashian's butt x-ray last night, as the talk show attempted to make Kim, Khloe and Kourtney appear interesting on The Late Show.

After Letterman displayed the ridiculous item, Khloe appeared to actually upset her sister by saying: "That's just fat. That's where all of her fat goes, just to her ass. That's it. It doesn't go anywhere else... it just sits and just goes right there. It's so frustrating. All she does it eat junk food and it goes to her booty."

Of course, Kim defended herself, referring to her grueling workouts and going on about how New York "kills" her due to its abundance of good food. Such as nuts on every corner. Yes, Kim Kardashian likes nuts. Go ahead and make your own joke here. We're too tired of these people to try...

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

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Are you feeling remiss over the end of all Kim Kardashian wedding build-up? Don't worry, readers, another family proposal is on the way!

During the Saturday night reception, producers were busy mapping out a supposed special moment between Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. How do we know? Because it was caught on tape!

Kardashians Shop

TMZ has obtained the audio of one producer speaking to another about how Scott must approach Kourtney and bring up the future of their relationship. The walkie-talkie conversation concludes with a woman telling her co-workers: "See you at Kourtney's wedding."

Seriously, go listen to it now.

How ironic, huh? One tape made Kim famous. Another has exposed just how much of a farce the lives of the Kardashians are.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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It's a Fashion Face-Off of epic, international proportions.

The always-stylish Pippa Middleton stepped out in rainy London in her black trench coat yesterday, making us wonder how a couple of Hollywood mainstays would each wear a similar piece with their unique twists. Can SoCal compete with the UK's finest?

See below, as we contrast the lovely Pippa with Kourtney Kardashian and Britney Spears pictures from earlier this year. Who wore the trench best? Vote!

Fashion Face-Off!

Who wore it best, Pippa, Britney or Kourtney? Vote for your favorite trench coat wearer in our latest Fashion Face-Off! View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian has taken time out of exploiting her father's death for profit to hype a book she didn't write.

On November 1, the Kardashian sisters will come out with a novel titled "Dollhouse." It focuses on family living in the spotlight of fame and it's "based on our lives," Kim blogged this week. "But we've added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns. You'll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up."

  • Kardashian Novel
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad

The odds of any Kardashian writing a single word of the book, by the way, are about as high as Casey Anthony being named Mother of the Year.

Will you purchase Dollhouse?

 

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

Kourtney Kardashian Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the least known of the older Kardashian sisters. She's probably the best looking, though. Kourtney has never made... More »
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Los Angeles, California
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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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