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Kourtney Kardashian was not always the wooden, script-reading reality star you groan over each week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

At least not according to sister Khloe.

Khloe and Kourtney on Late Night

In discussing their upcoming novel with E! News (yes, the sisters are writing a novel), Kourtney and Khloe said various aspects of the book may embellish on actual events, but there is also enough material from their lives to make for an interesting read. For example:

"Kourtney used to wear vibrating underwear in clubs and give someone else the remote and let them turn it on and off and she would orgasm at all times," Khloe teased.

That's.... cute?

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 6 Promo Pic

During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Photo

Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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Khloe Kardashian was interviewed on Fox & Friends this morning.

Her right breast and older sister Kourtney also made appearances.

Promoting the new season of Keeping Up, the celeb sisters were featured in a lengthy segment this morning. Khloe was also promoting borderline nudity with a black shirt that revealed, well ... just about everything:

Nobody seemed to notice, save for the thousands of viewers who bombarded Khloe's Twitter account with messages about the nipple slip.

After the interview, Khloe Tweeted about the boob show, "I had a nip slip and I loved it!" She added, "Thank God! I f**king love nipples!"

She sure does. Whatever helps you stay relevant, right? Quite the day for Fox News, with this on top of the Tina Fey-Sarah Palin mixup.

Anyway, in the interview, the sisters talked about whether Kourtney will get married soon, and whether Kim's engagement ... eh, who cares.

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Kourtney Kardashian is, like, totally overjoyed for sister Kim.

Mostly because, with Kim engaged to Kris Humphries, her sibling has found the man she plans to spend the rest of her life with. But also because the pressure is now off Kourt to tie the knot herself. There's an element of relief.

Basically, don't expect her to wed Scott Disick anytime soon.

Kourt and Scott Picture

Disick is an anagram for "is dick." Just saying.

"Kim getting engaged definitely bought me some time, so I don't have to go out and get married right now," Kourtney tells E! Online.

"I was at a wedding recently ... I hate weddings!"

While Kourtney and Scott may not be in a rush, her mom Kris Jenner has been pushing for the couple to get married on the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Her grandmother wouldn't mind either.

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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It's depressing but true: millions of people will be tuning in for the June 12 premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But just to make sure the family is foremost on the minds of Internet users everywhere, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany have released a viral video they made on vacation.

In it, every member of the Kardashian and Jenner clan jumps in to lip sync a snippet of Katy Perry's "ET." For what reason? Don't ask. Just be glad Kim isn't using her actual singing voice...

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Kourtney Kardashian sees herself as a role model.

After all, she had a baby within the last two years, but, gosh, look at her now! That's the message Kourtney has for recent mothers in the latest issue of Shape.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Photo

"I'm proof that even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever," Kardashian tells the publication of the bikini body on display here:

So, how did Kourtney slim down? It helps that she's a millionaire who can afford a personal chef and trainer and has no job or responsibilities of any kind aside from posing for magazine covers.

But she also offers these insightful tips for weight loss:

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This is so tragic.

Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.

Tormented by Their Weight!

We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.

In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!

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How did we get here?

On June 12, E! will premiere the sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yes, the sixth season.

Somehow, the family that publicizes every aspect of its boring life has managed to continually draw in viewers to a scripted show that focuses more on large breasts than sincere emotion.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Pic

What sort of crazy (scripted), unexpected (scripted!), shocking (scripted!) moments will go down this summer? Check out an official preview for the reality series below.

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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