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Khloe Kardashian was interviewed on Fox & Friends this morning.

Her right breast and older sister Kourtney also made appearances.

Promoting the new season of Keeping Up, the celeb sisters were featured in a lengthy segment this morning. Khloe was also promoting borderline nudity with a black shirt that revealed, well ... just about everything:

Nobody seemed to notice, save for the thousands of viewers who bombarded Khloe's Twitter account with messages about the nipple slip.

After the interview, Khloe Tweeted about the boob show, "I had a nip slip and I loved it!" She added, "Thank God! I f**king love nipples!"

She sure does. Whatever helps you stay relevant, right? Quite the day for Fox News, with this on top of the Tina Fey-Sarah Palin mixup.

Anyway, in the interview, the sisters talked about whether Kourtney will get married soon, and whether Kim's engagement ... eh, who cares.

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Kourtney Kardashian is, like, totally overjoyed for sister Kim.

Mostly because, with Kim engaged to Kris Humphries, her sibling has found the man she plans to spend the rest of her life with. But also because the pressure is now off Kourt to tie the knot herself. There's an element of relief.

Basically, don't expect her to wed Scott Disick anytime soon.

Kourt and Scott Picture

Disick is an anagram for "is dick." Just saying.

"Kim getting engaged definitely bought me some time, so I don't have to go out and get married right now," Kourtney tells E! Online.

"I was at a wedding recently ... I hate weddings!"

While Kourtney and Scott may not be in a rush, her mom Kris Jenner has been pushing for the couple to get married on the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Her grandmother wouldn't mind either.

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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It's depressing but true: millions of people will be tuning in for the June 12 premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But just to make sure the family is foremost on the minds of Internet users everywhere, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany have released a viral video they made on vacation.

In it, every member of the Kardashian and Jenner clan jumps in to lip sync a snippet of Katy Perry's "ET." For what reason? Don't ask. Just be glad Kim isn't using her actual singing voice...

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Kourtney Kardashian sees herself as a role model.

After all, she had a baby within the last two years, but, gosh, look at her now! That's the message Kourtney has for recent mothers in the latest issue of Shape.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Photo

"I'm proof that even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever," Kardashian tells the publication of the bikini body on display here:

So, how did Kourtney slim down? It helps that she's a millionaire who can afford a personal chef and trainer and has no job or responsibilities of any kind aside from posing for magazine covers.

But she also offers these insightful tips for weight loss:

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This is so tragic.

Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.

Tormented by Their Weight!

We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.

In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!

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How did we get here?

On June 12, E! will premiere the sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yes, the sixth season.

Somehow, the family that publicizes every aspect of its boring life has managed to continually draw in viewers to a scripted show that focuses more on large breasts than sincere emotion.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Pic

What sort of crazy (scripted), unexpected (scripted!), shocking (scripted!) moments will go down this summer? Check out an official preview for the reality series below.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Suri Cruise just turned a combined 37!

The reality TV star and daughter of TomKat both turned another year older and wiser on April 18 (sorry for the belated wishes, ladies). Despite their age gap, Kourtney (32) and Suri (5) have something in common - being famous for no reason!

Sorry. We kid. Well, mostly.

The Birthday Gal

There are similarities if you think about it. Both are often associated with crazy men (Scott Disick, Tom Cruise) and 97 percent of what you read about them is BS!

Anyway, here's wishing a happy birthday to Suri. Hope you had fun, cutie!

Happy birthday to Kourtney Kardashian too, we guess, even if we'll never forgive her for rejecting THG's Co-President on the first season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, then getting knocked up by Scott like a week later.

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Kourtney Kardashian says she recently felt like a prostitute.

Because she often sells photos of her child for money? No. Because she turns Facebook friendships into cash? No. Because she kissed an actor during a guest-starring stint on One Life to Live.

During an interview with Jay Leno on The Tonight Show this week, Kourtney said of her soap opera debut, which involved a smooch with David Fumero: "I was, like, 'I feel like a prostitute.' You're being paid to kiss someone!"

Saying she's "such a prude," such a prude," Kourtney joked that she "probably ate a hundred mints that day."

Looking ahead, meanwhile, she wouldn't totally shoot down talk that Scott Disick proposes on the season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, merely saying: "As you can see, I'm not wearing any rings."

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It's among mankind's most vexing questions: what is the appeal of the Kardashians, a family with no personality, talent or positive contributions to society of any kind?

In the latest issue of Redbook, Khloe Kardashian somehow keeps a straight face when answering: "We are a real family. We don't sugarcoat anything. We're not the Brady Bunch, but we always put each other first. We love each other on camera, we cry on camera. I think people relate to the realness of it."

These are the same people who somehow believe Kim Kardashian Tweets at them due to a personal attachment, not as a contribution to her empire.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

What is the biggest misconception about the family? Manager and matriarch Kris Jenner tackles this inquiry, hilariously lying stating:

"All of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old... They work 25 hours a day. And that they don't have any talent?

They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?"

That cannot be denied, Kris. But it must be asked: do they have multiple shows on the air due to anything the Kardashians offer? Or due to the sheer ignorance/stupidity of viewers?

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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