Kourtney Kardashian

A krime has been kommitted against the Kardashians.

According to TMZ, the family's South Florida clothing boutique, Dash, has been defaced, just one day prior to its grand opening.

Reports indicate police are there trying to determine if someone broke in and if the vandals were specifically targeting Kim Kardashian.

In an ironic twist, an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians last season featured a pretend break-in, which led to Kim and her sisters taking self-defense courses. Might this kriminal be a member of that show's writing staff?

** Update: Kourtney Kardashian blogged the following about the incident:

“All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass.  All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they’re painting over it now!  Luckily nothing was taken from the store…Of course the paparazzi were all over this, and assumed our new Dash store had been the intentional target.

We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there’s no way whoever graffiti’d the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area."

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are out to prove a point:

They aren't famous solely because their sister allowed Ray J to pound her from behind on video!

The sisters will attempt to show the reality TV world their worth by starring in Kourtney and Khloe in Miami, an E! series that debuts in August.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian: Kan they karry their own reality show?

The show follows the gals to south Florida, where they open a new Dash boutique. At least one storyline has already been written:

Look for Kourtney and Khloe to get sucked into the South Beach party scene, losing focus on their business and risking their relationship in the process.

"We knew fans could not miss out on this drama-filled duo as they invade such a beautiful, vibrant and notoriously wild city as Miami," said E!'s Executive Vice President Lisa Berger.

We told you.

For months we've been espousing the underrated beauty of Kourtney Kardashian.

While sisters Kim and Khloe receive most of the hype, Kourtney has been kontent to fly under the hotness radar, avoiding sex tapes and nude PETA photo shoots.

But the good folks at Maxim have finally aimed their kamera at this sibling, and the results are as sexy as we imagined they'd be. Take a look:

Go find a new pair of pants, a glass of water and click on the photos below for even more beautiful shots of Kourtney Kardashian...

Hustler Entertainment is about to give fans a glimpse of the Kardashian sisters like you've never seen them before!

Well, except for Kim.

The adult magazine and video company is releasing Keeping It Up for the KardASShians, a pornographic movie that takes the relationship between these siblings to a new level. The film promises "anal, oral and 3-way action."

There's no truth to the rumor that Brody Jenner has ordered an advanced copy.

Reportedly, the family is taking legal action against Hustler.

Then again, Kim did the same thing when her sex tape with Ray J was mysteriously leaked - and all that came of that (aside from Ray J, at least once) was millions of dollars in the vixen's bank account.

Keeping It Up For The KardASSians Clip

Kourtney Kardashian is a single woman.

The underrated sister broke up with boyfriend Scott Disick last month. And while she labels herself a "kissing bandit," Kourtney told People this week that she won't be going steady with anyone for awhile.

"I have made a ban for myself – to be single. I cannot have a boyfriend until at least a year," Kardashian said. "We're just having fun."

This is a major loss for available men around the world. As the photos below depict, Kourtney Kardashian is klearly the best looking sibling in this reality TV family.

Click on each to enlarge...

Just a day prior to the third season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the show's main trio of siblings sat down with E! to preview the totally unscripted, unplanned moments viewers will soon be treated to.

Here are excerpts of the interview:

Khloe, on season three drama: You're gonna have it this season, honey. This season is crazy from the first episode to the last episode. It's so different, too. You really have to watch every episode to know what's going on because something major happens in every episode. I go to jail. I have a PETA campaign. Reggie is more prominent on the show, so we see more of Kim and Reggie's relationship.

Kim, on wedding bells for her and Reggie Bush: You definitely won't see that on the show this season. Would I do a televised wedding? I don't know. I don't think my boyfriend would.

Kourtney, on the Maxim photo shoot viewers will see: I think it's fashionable but sexy. I'm wearing a motorcycle jacket and little booty shorts or skinny jeans and a top.

Also to come: Drama surrounding Kim's new perfume and "someone in the family gets some major plastic surgery, and we show it all on camera," Kim says.

Showing it all on camera? Kim knows what that is like.

Pop quiz, celebrity gossip lovers: 944 is...

1. The number of times Kim Kardashian has posed for various publications?
2. The number of times each day Bruce Jenner wonders what the heck his life has turned into?
3. The random magazine that has finally realized how beautiful Kourtney Kardashian is?

While options #1 and #2 are likely valid, the correct answer is... #3!

Newly single, and free from the shadow of sisters Khloe and Kim, Kourtney Kardashian is finally receiving the attention she deserves as the best looking member of this attention-krazed family.

In the latest issue of 944, on sale March 2, Kourtney says: "One thing I always try and do is keep it sexy and take good care of myself."

Mission accomplished...

Click on the pics above to get even more up klose and personal with Kourtney Kardashian.

Ready for more totally unscripted drama from Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian?

The entire klan is koming back for a third season of the E! reality hit, Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

It looks like the writers of the series were short on material, however, so the family has added a new member in order to spice up each episode: a monkey named Suzy.

Enjoy the following preview for the third season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians:

Kim Kardashian kontinues to defy the dating odds with Reggie Bush.

While this kouple is going strong, two more members of Kim's family have kalled it quits with their significant others. (Remember: Khloe Kardashian dumped Rashad McCants earlier this month.)

According to a source who spoke to Life & Style, Rob Kardashian will now let others see Adrienne Bailon nude. This relationship is over.

"It just got too hard... they are just so young," said the insider. "She is very career-oriented, and he's still in school."

As for Kourtney Kardashian, she had a much simpler reason for calling off her engagement to Scott Disick: the guy sucks!

"Kourtney finally got tired of Scott's fidelity issues," said the magazine's source, who said Disick was "openly flirting with other women — and probably more. He was also partying harder and harder."

What a moron. Disick has seen Kourtney Kardashian, right?!?

** UPDATE: In August 2009, rumors began to spread that Kourtney was knocked up and Scott was the father! This might be a PR stunt, or Scott may simply not be involve. Follow the preceding link and learn more!

Khloe Kardashian doesn't kare for Valentine's Day.

The single socialite, who recently broke up with NBA shooting guard Rashad McCants, expressed her disdain for this Hallmark holiday over the weekend. She threw an anti-Valentine's Day party at tao night club in Las Vegas.

Sister Kim Kardashian wasn't around for the event, as she actually has a boyfriend and had less bitter things to do. But siblings Kourtney and Rob made an appearance...

The photos below, also from the party, reminded us of two things:

1. Break up with Khloe Kardashian at your own risk;
2. Kourtney Kardashian is really hot.

Click on each for larger versions: