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This may be hard to believe, but Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Robert Kardashian and Kendall Jenner were not always adults.

It's true!

Before the Kim Kardashian sex tape was ever an idea in Kris Jenner's head something Ray J leaked totally against his then-girlfriend's wishes, this reality star was just an innocent, adorable young girl.

And Khloe was wearing pigtails. And Kourtney was playing soccer. And Kendall? She was about to take a nap on her dad's shoulder after yawning the cutest of cute little yawns.

Yes, it's time to hearken back to the days of yore, before E! had ever heard of the Kardashians. Heck, before there even was an E! to have heard of the Kardashians!

In honor of Throwback Thursday, we throw it WAY WAY back with the Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob and Kendall in this photo gallery:

Kourtney as a Kid
Kourtney Kardashian enjoys some time with her mom in her much younger days. We must admit: she was a cutie!

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As a human being who lives on planet Earth, you've probably heard by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are married.

The wedding was apparently the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for Yeezy, as posts written by the rapper for his old website Kanye Universe City reveal that he's always wanted to marry a Kardashian - any Kardashian! Well, any Kardashian except Khloe.

Sure, Kanye wrote the occasional ode to Kim's booty, but she wasn't the only member of the K clan that Yeezus had his sights on.

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In 2008, back when 'Ye was still famously screaming at the Internet in all-caps rants on a regular basis, he posted a nude photo of Kim (they've always been easy to come by) and made her his "Girl of the Week."

This was long before they ever met, so it's kinda cool that just six years later they're married with a one-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, there's more to the story:

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It looks like things are good in the land of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick again, despite a summer of tumult for the parents of two, soon to be three.

Scott Hollers

The two of them were spotted shopping for furniture over the weekend, appearing happy as can be (at least by their standards ... see the below gallery).

Previously, we reported that Scott was looking for his own place, and that the longtime couple was on the verge of a split due to Disick's partying.

Now, however, he appears to have righted the ship. For now.

Most relationships do ebb and flow to a degree, and Scott has been through a lot, losing both his parents and learning he's going to be a third-time dad.

But is he motivated more by money and fame than love?

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Kourtney Kardashian is getting ready to pop.

With their rest of her family off in Paris for that city's Fashion Week, Kourtney hung out yesterday with Khloe Kardashian, fighting the Los Angeles heat and showing off two things:

  1. Very chic maternity wear.
  2. A serious baby bump!

Kourtney confirmed her third pregnancy during the first episode of of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 back in June, though she and Scott Disick has remained surprisingly quiet about the impending child ever since.

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As his six-months pregnant partner Kourtney Kardashian prepares for motherhood again, Scott Disick is out looking for bachelor pads, per a new report.

The 31-year-old allegedly toured a Beverly Hills apartment - $9,000 a month for a one-bedroom place - earlier this month, according to an insider.

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“There was no sign of Kourtney or the kids,” a resident of the posh building, which is also home to celebrities such as Will Arnett and Ciara, reveals.

Scott's had a tough year, with the loss of both of his parents, and Kourtney's third pregnancy bombshell did no favors for his fragile emotional state.

If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know he panicked, rather than celebrated, when she revealed that she is again expecting.

Needless to say, he was not a fan ... mostly of her failing to tell him for weeks, and "suckering him into these kids," as he put it. But it was awkward.

Based on the Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons trailer, and news dispatches throughout the summer, things have not gotten better since.

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When it comes to birthday parties, many celebrity parents spare absolutely no expense.

The bigger the birthday party, the better! Beyonce and Jay Z rented a ZOO for Blue Ivy, and you know KimYe went straight baller for North West's first birthday.

A quick glance at Pinterest reveals that regular folks are also throwing some celebrity-sized bashes for their offspring so we thought we'd offer up a little help to our celebrity-obsessed friends.

Take a look at 17 celebrity kids' birthday cakes to inspire your next fête ...

Cowboy Up!
Mason Disick's cowboy-themed second birthday party was a scene from the Wild West! The cowboy hat cake completed the look!

And while we're on the subject of children and cakes, you absolutely must take a look at some of these baby shower cakes / wrecks. If you dare.

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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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Earlier today, we learned that Kourtney Kardashian is having a girl.

Which would be very exciting for Kourtney and Scott Disick... if they were still together, that is.

According to Life & Style, the reality star has been DUMPED by her baby daddy and here's the worst part: it took place in the delivery room! Oh no!

We're not sure how that's possible, considering Kourtney is still pregnant and everything. But, look, there's an actual picture of Kardashian in the delivery room, so the story must be accurate...

Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!?

... either that, or it's an old photo of Kourtney in a different delivery room and is totally unrelated to this made up report. One or the other.

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Kim Kardashian recently admitted that she and Kanye West are trying to have a second child.

But this isn't the case for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: they've already succeeded at procreating... for the third time!

While both halves of this twosome have remained unusually quiet about the impending baby, we saw Kourtney confirm her pregnancy on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9, while the star's tummy speaks for itself these days.

As for whether Mason and Penelope will be welcoming a brother or a sister at some point in the next few months? We now have that answer as well.

According to an In Touch Weekly insider, Kourtney and Scott "just found out" they they are having... A GIRL!

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Earlier this week, the single "F-ck Love" leaked online.

Penned by Trina, it recounts her doomed relationship with French Montana and includes some very harsh language clearly aimed at Khloe Kardashian.

Trina blasts the reality star for allegedly stealing Montana from her, but while debate may rage on forever regarding whether Montana cheated, Trina cheated or both cheated, this much is certain:

The rapper isn't the first artist to slam a member of the Kardashian family in a public, musical forum.

Snoop Dogg has dissed Kim. Eminem has bashed Kim and Khloe. And remember Ray J, the man featured on the Kim Kardashian sex tape? He hit it first... and he wants to make sure everyone knows that.

Click through the following gallery to see who has hit a few negative notes when it comes to this terrible set of relatives:

RAY J
Crooned Ray J in this hilarious single: "She might move on to rappers and ballplayers, but we all know I hit it first." About whom could he be referring?!?

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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