by Mischalova at . Comments

Thank goodness for Kimberly Stewart.

The daughter of Rod gave the following interview to FHM magazine recently, at least temporarily distracting readers from the image of her brother, Sean Stewart, nude. Yech.

A Kimberly Stewart Pic

Let's cut to the chase, how does a guy pull you?
It's all about your sense of humor. Come up with something I haven't heard before, make me laugh and you might be in. And never dance. I like guys who sit in the corner instead of seeking attention.

Talk us through a great date.
I'm a rock chick, so I love gigs. I love the White Stripes and Dirty Pretty Things and I went to see The Killers last time I was in London. We'd have to stand at the side, though. I went in an insane Rage Against The Machine mosh pit when I was 18. Never again.

You have a particular fondness for lingerie, right?
Oh lingerie, I love lingerie.

Didn't you bring your own to the photo shoot?
I sure did. I'm obsessed with Agent Provocateur. I have this polka dot lingerie set that is just so hot. When I know I've got something like that on, I'm sexy and confident, it's such a good feeling.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: And people wonder why shes good friends with Paris Hilton. Or maybe they don't.

Ever walk around the house in it?
I live with my dad, so that would be plain weird â€" maybe when I get my new house.

You and Jack Osbourne are good friends. Have you ever been more than that?

Jack and I have been best friends forever, but we never went out.

But you gave him your breast implants, right?
That's true. I signed them, got them framed and presented them to him. They're on his bathroom wall.

* The Hollywood Gossip note: We wonder where those of Heidi Montag are.

Doesn't that freak you out?
Not really, I think it's funny.

Any plans to follow in your father's footsteps and start a music career of your own?

It's not something I'm opposed to, but it's also not something I've got time to work on at the moment. If I did, it would be rock/pop.

Great, can we expect an Ozzie/Kelly style duet with dad?

No.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Maybe Antonella Barba could give us another reason why this spoiled vixen would be on her knees.

Actually, Kimberly Stewart probably knows what we mean. In this case, however, the daugther of Rod is just checking out a clothing rack.

A Kimberly Stewart Pic

Maybe she wants to look extra good in order to attend the premiere of Sons of Hollywood, the lame show on A&E starring her brother, Sean Stewart. Or maybe she just knows that her good pal, Kim Kardashian, is going nude these days. So Stewart has to look extra good for attention.

No matter what the reason, here she is. Let's hope Kimberly makes the right fashion choice or Stephen Colbert might put her On Notice.

by Mischalova at . Comments

We apologize ahead of time for this edition of Photo Finish.

Typically, we aim to give readers a challenge, to pit two reasonably attractive celebrities against each other in some type of fashion face-off. Half nude Kim Kardashian vs. haf nude Matthew McConaughey? There's a battle!

Cisco Adler, Girlfriend

Christina Aguilera vs. Fergie? You can't really lose, either way.

Conversely, we're not sure how anyone can win when Kimberly Stewart is involved. The spoiled daughter of rock legend Rod likes to curse random people off, as well as pole dance really badly. Quite the combination.

She only stands a chance in this Boone's Farm T-shirt tussle because her competition is Cisco Adler. The Weird Al-lookalike is really only known for two things:

  1. Dating Mischa Barton
  2. Taking awful nude pictures

In other words: Good luck voting, readers!

by Mischalova at . Comments

You'd think hanging out with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would help you perfect your pole dancing skills.

But Kimberly Stewart is proof to the contrary.

A Kimberly Stewart Pic

The spoiled daughter of Rod Stewart hosted a party in Miami last night and got up on stage in what appears to be a mumu of some sort. Apparently Tricia Helfer didn't give Kimberly the message that naked is hot; mumus are not. 

We recommend that Kimberly talk to Cindy Crawford and/or Pamela Anderson for pole dancing and stripping advice. Go straight to the experts, honey.

Based on her former line of work, there's also a good chance that Heather Mills could offer a plethora of tips, as well.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Hollywood is chock full of different styles. There's the Pete Doherty, drugged-out-of-your mind look, for example.

Then there's the Keeley Hazell, nude look.

Paris Hilton Cleavage Photo

To each, his or her own, of course. But we're here now to focus on contrasting new hairdos. For instance, since she's come back to life, Ellen Pompeo has decided to make her hair straighter than a ruler. Do you guys like it? Do you think Chris Ivery is a fan?

It looks like Penelope Cruz is down with the lack of curls, as this Oscar nominee has also straightened out her locks. She looks very pretty.

In other hair news, a couple of blondes have gone the braided route. While it's weird enough to even see Paris Hilton wearing clothes, it's even stranger to see her trying to look innocent with these pigtails. Especially when we've all seen Paris Hilton's pussy and it lacks any semblance of hair. But anyway.

Hilton's occasional friend, Kimberly Stewart, is also going along with the braids. It's no wonder she wants to emulate Paris and other rich, talentless famous people.

Next, expect Kimberly to follow the Kim Kardashian sex tape lead. How else will these loose women stay in the news?

by Free Britney at . Comments

It broke our hearts to take down the Britney Spears sex tape poll, which was still too close to call even after more than 1,100 of you weighed in. But it was time for a change... and our newest poll still includes Mrs. Federline. Yes, it's time to review the various BFFs of Paris Hilton. This girl drops friends paster than Britney drops her pants.

First, Paris dumped Nicole Richie for Kimberly Stewart. Then she traded in Kimberly for Kim Kardashian. Now Kim's out of the picture, and Britney Spears is Hilton's newest BFF. And Nicole is kinda back in the picture as well (unless she stands to the side, in which case she is two-dimensional and more or less invisible - but that's neither here nor there).

Kim Kardashian in Paris

 

So which Hollywood ho would you pick for Paris to pal around with? Comment below and vote in T.H. Gossip's official poll (right). It's a tough call. Without Paris, you might never have heard of two of these "stars." And there definitely would never have been a Britney Spears crotch shot. Just stuff to keep in mind as you make your choice.

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We're not sure what Kimberly Stewart had more of at London's Heathrow Airport yesterday: expensive luggage or bitterness at the world.

The daughter of Rod Stewart, who may be more useless than Nicole Richie (at least she leaves extra food for people), sported a pair of vintage, vicious boots as she strolled to her chafeur-driven ride. You can see their delightful message for yourself in this picture.

A Kimberly Stewart Pic

Rod must be as proud of Kimberly as Mel Gibson is of Michael Richards.

Kimberly Stewart Biography

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