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One looks like Kim Kardashian.

The other is Kim Kardashian.

Both have gotten it on with Reggie Bush, with news breaking this week that the Saints running back is actually dating Melissa Molinaro, a model/singer/realty star doppelganger. She looks eerily like Kim, although we assume she has more personality. Because how could she have any less?

  • Melissa Molinaro Photo
  • Playing Party Host

Compare the lookalikes and answer the most important question of all: Which would you rather plow?

 

[Photos: WENN.com]

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FHM has come up big for men all over Europe this month.

In France, those that subscribe to this publication can drool over photos of Olivia Wilde in the March 2011 edition, a few of which feature the House star without a shirt on. Oh, yes, you read that correctly.

Meanwhile, British readers can sort through a handful of images rarely seen before in the pages of a magazine: Kim Kardashian in a bikini!

  • Olivia Wilde for FHM France
  • Covering FHM UK

Below, we've posted thumbnails of each of these beauties, courtesy of the FHM editions above. Click on each to enlarge, gather the necessary information and then answer the following poll:

  • Kim Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
  • Bikini Frolick
  • Splashing Around
  • Kracking Up
  • All Wet Again

Olivia or Kim. Which would you rather...

 

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Look out, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is coming after your former lover...

... and current daughter!

Following confirmation that Kim is, indeed, dating Berry's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, In Touch Weekly has taken the next logical step, running a cover story that claims these two are discussing marriage and supposedly quoting Kardashian as saying that she'll be a great stepmom to little Nahla.

We wouldn't chance it, Halle. Enter the tyke in witness protection ASAP!

Tormented by Kim!

Based on this cover, we have to ask: Who would you rather...

 

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One is a pop star rumored to be performing at Super Bowl XLV. Another is a new American Idol judge. The third is... a professional celebrity.

But Fergie, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian were all ready for some football late night, as they attended the Miami Dolphies home-opener. Fergie performed the national anthem with Marc Anthony; Lopez actually has a minority stake in the team; and Kim was likely patrolling the locker room for a new man.

The Dolphins lost 31-23 to the Jets, a result that got us thinking: which of these women would you most wanna see lose... her clothing?!?

Fergie, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian

Fergie, J. Lo or Kim: Who would you rather...

 

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kim Kardashian is sick of taking revenge out on Reggie Bush via her bikini body.

Instead, she's now setting her sexy sights on sister Kourtney Kardashian!

In a hilariously contrived story, In Touch Weekly claims the sisters are "at war" over which is the hottest member of the least talented family on television.

"They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart," an insider tells the magazine, adding that Kourtney "always makes fun of Kim’s... cellulite."

Bikini Body Battle!

The same imaginary source says Kim is jealous that Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick, along with her son and reality show, has made Kourtney the most popular, hottest star in the family.

“Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight," the friends says, warning readers that they should expect an influx of club appearances and skimpy outfits from Kim over the next few weeks.

This is all utter nonsense, but THG might as well stoke the supposed sisterly fire. Compare their bodies above and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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Miles Austin, step off. Your celebrity girlfriend has some competition.

Dallas Cowboys teammate Tony Romo, who has already dated Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson, is now dating former Miss Missouri Candice Crawford.

  • Kim Kardashian, Post-Meal
  • Candice Crawford Image

The sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford happens to be Dallas sports reporter now. Conflict of interest much? Bet he gives her some real exclusives ...

... if you know what we're talking about!

Anyway, Candice was one of two special spectators this past Sunday at the Cowboys' practice: Kim Kardashian, Miles Austin's girlfriend, was also on hand.

Both watched practice from a private suite. Can the 'Boys succeed amid this media circus? Will Dallas fans throw Candice under the bus if they suck? Will the famed Kardashian title-delivering string of good luck continue? Time will tell.

The more important question is ...

Who's hotter?

 

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Just when we thought Tyra Banks couldn't get any more lame...

The self-serving talk show host revealed one of her Halloween outfits today, and it involved a wig and a push-up bra. How original!

Indeed, Tyra somehow thought it was creative to dress as Kim Kardashian for All Hallows' Eve, as she stood next to cardboard cut-outs of Kourtney and Khloe on her show and basked in the applause of those that have been brain-washed into thinking she's anything but a self-involved diva.

We despise her.

Tyra as Kim

Still this costume did get us thinking about one question: Who would you rather take from behind and Ray J?

 

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Megan Fox was just deemed the sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine for the second year in a row - and Kim Kardashian certainly gets why.

"Megan Fox is so hot," K-squared konfessed to Entertainment Tonight.

  • A Nice Body
  • Black and Naughty

"She is, like, my girl krush - and I don't have girl krushes!"

Kim Kardashian says she went to the L.A. premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen this week to hopefully catch a glimpse of the Foxy actress.

"That's really the only reason I'm here," she said at the movie event, adding that her boyfriend Reggie Bush "also has a thing" for Fox.

Gulp. Can we get a threesome in the house?

Megan Fox, who is no stranger to girl-on-girl fantasies and famously said she wants to strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands when she thinks about Olivia Wilde, has yet to comment on whether Kim Kardashian kommands similar feelings.

But she told June's Esquire that being sexy comes naturally to her.

"I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores," she said. "It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on."

"If you know how to take control of [being a sex symbol], then it can be powerful. But I have no idea how to handle it yet, how to deal with it."

So basically, to sum up:

Everyone wants to see Megan Fox nude, and she is well aware of this, but she hasn't yet figured out how to harness such responsibility and power.

The most important question? Who would you rather ...

 

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As we touched upon in our earlier examination of celebrity quotes on this important subject, Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of celeb gossip sites giving Jessica Simpson such a hard time over new and wildly controversial full figure.

"EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain. I think it's absolutely ridiculous," blogged Kim Kardashian, adding that she's "probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then?"

  • Massive Boobs Alert!
  • Large and In Charge

Well, guys, you can answer that below:

Who would you rather ...

 

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Hayden Panettiere and Kim Kardashian. Two stars who have very little in common. Except, you know, gorgeousness and being celebrity gossip mainstays.

It's the Heroes star versus the sex tape star in a clash of the celeb gossip titans. Who would you rather ... you know? Tell us in the survey below ...

  • Sexy Hayden Panettiere Pic
  • Bodacious in a Bikini

Hayden or Kim: Who would you rather ...

 

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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