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It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.

Both large-breasted stars flaunted their plump assets in New York City last night, with Kardashian showing off major cleavage while on her way to dinner with sister Kourtney, and Lopez doing the same during a Tonight Show appearance.

Forget The Big Apple. This a a matchup of two of Hollywood's biggest boobs!

(NOTE: We're talking about their anatomy... mostly.)

Which set of knockers would you rather motorboat? It's an important question, so take all the time you need to study the options and vote below...

And the Winner is?

Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez? Whose cleavage would you prefer to motorboat? View Poll »

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On the summer premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian struggled to move on from Lamar Odom.

Scott Disick also bought a very expensive car for Kourtney Kardashian, but she topped that surprise with one of her own...

... or at least she will later this summer, as a preview depicted Kourtney telling Scott that she's pregnant with baby number-three. EEK!

Still, all these developments were topped by a sight that's still burning our eyes: Kris Jenner stripping and pole-dancing alongside Kim Kardashian.

Oh, yes, mother and daughter engaged in what Khloe referred to as a "MILF-Off," with Kris trying to prove she's still got it at her advanced age.

Does she? Or does she need to be put out to sexual pasture?

Kompare and kontrast these Kardashians now and decide: Who would you rather... watch strip?

And the Winner is?

It's a MILF-Off! Who would you rather see strip, Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian? View Poll »

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It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and... Roseanne Barr?!?

In a new Instagram selfie, the 61-year old comedian strikes the sort of pose that would make Kim proud (see Kim Kardashian, butt selfie and Kim Kardashian, boobs selfie) and then sends a seductive message to her fiance.

"Hey #kanye," Barr Tweeted along with the provocative photo clearly making a last-second play for the rapper.

Will it work? Will West ditch Kardashian prior to their May 24 nuptials? Should he? Would you?!?

Kompare, kontrast and klick below: With which star would you rather make a sex tape?

And the Winner is?

Roseanne Barr is posing here like Kim Kardashian and trying to seduce Kanye West. Who would you prefer to plow? View Poll »

Gonna be a battle to the bitter end in this poll, we have a feeling.

Also, check out more bikini photos (of Kim, not Roseanne):

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It's not to easy for Kim Kardashian to simply pose in a bathing suit anymore.

The reality star posted a sexy selfie to Instagram this week and immediately received a flood of backlash from those who believed she acted way inappropriately for a mother.

Now, a 26-year old pro surfer named Anastasia Ashley has challenged the reality star to a swimsuit showdown, simulating Kim's seductive pose with one of her own and pretty much forcing us to ask:

Which brunette pulls off her look better? Kim or Anastasia, who would you rather see without her bathing suit on?

And the Winner is?

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At the moment, Katherine Webb is only really famous for being attractive and sitting in the stands of a football game.

But despite this similarity to Kim Kardashian, the 23-year old tells Sports Illustrated that she does not aspire to be anything like that reality star.

And the Winner is?

With whom would you rather have intercourse: Katherine Webb or Kim Kardashian or Kim Kardashian? View Poll »

In an interview that confirms we WILL see Katherine Webb bikini photos in that magazine's upcoming Swimsuit Edition, the brunette was asked about Kanye West's baby mama.

"She made herself into who she is and that's fine and all that," Webb said, quickly qualifying:

"But I guess the way I want to go about all this is, I just want to have a positive image for myself. I want girls to be able to look up to me and to say, "I want to be just like her one day." That's what I did as Miss Alabama and I loved that."

Vote above, THGers: Would you rather give it to Webb or Kardashian?

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Finally. We call all exhale. The long national nightmare is over.

With both Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton in Cannes last week for that city's annual film festival - hey, each got her big break in a movie, right? - insiders confirm to The New York Post that these best-friends-turned-less-than-best-friends buried the hatchet that apparently existed for years.

Kardashian and Hilton "hugged, smiled and chatted for a while" at the amfAR gala on Thursday, a witness claims, adding: “They really have no problem with each other."

So let's create one, shall we? Vote below on the following pressing topic: With which former sex tape stars would you rather film a home video?

And the Winner is?

Two women. Zero talent between them. Would you rather have intercourse with Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? View Poll »

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Kim Kardashian has shaken off the flour and put on the bikini.

Earlier today, Bruno Schiavi - the co-creator of the Kardashian Kollection Swimwear line; i.e. the man who actually did all the work while Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stood on various red carpets around the country - posted a photo to Facebook of these stars in designers bathing suits, adding the caption:

”First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign! The girls look incredible!!!!!”

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

The beach and pool attire will be available at Sears for anyone who, for reasons that defy comprehension, wish to resemble one of the Kardashians.

And, of course, the image got us thinking: Which of these sisters would you prefer to get your Ray J on with? Vote now:

 

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Kim Kardashian and her family worked with E! to find her a husband last year, setting their sights on a professional basketball who played in the Metropolitan area, a new report claims, adding that Kris Humphries was not even the network's first choice!

  • Danilo Gallinari Picture
  • Kris Humphries Image

According to Wetpaint, former Knicks small forward Danilo Gallinari was approached about dating the reality star, as the 22-year old was told it would help his career via increased media exposure. But he refused to anything beyond an initial meet.

Humphries was reportedly next on E!'s list.

Gallinari has since been traded to Denver, Humphries is a NBA free agent and Kardashian just admitted there marriage was less than ideal.

Do you believe this report? And did Kim really settle for second best? With which of these players would you rather make a sex tape?

 

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The Kardashian Kollection is koming to Sears. And, no, the klothing line will not include any white hoods.

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney find themselves in trouble today after releasing a statement on behalf of their upcoming fashion brand that reads: Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

The Kardashian Klan? Brought to you by KKK? We wonder why anyone would be offended by such an announcement.

  • Kardashians in Lingerie
  • Kardashian Kollection Ad Campaign

The sisters likely had as little to do with the wording of this statement as they do with the actual line, but still. They're idiots.

But they are sort of hot. And they're posing above in lingerie. Study the photo and decide: Which sibling would you rather...

 

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One looks like Kim Kardashian.

The other is Kim Kardashian.

Both have gotten it on with Reggie Bush, with news breaking this week that the Saints running back is actually dating Melissa Molinaro, a model/singer/realty star doppelganger. She looks eerily like Kim, although we assume she has more personality. Because how could she have any less?

  • Melissa Molinaro Photo
  • Playing Party Host

Compare the lookalikes and answer the most important question of all: Which would you rather plow?

 

[Photos: WENN.com]

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