by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian clearly has a death wish.

Last month, she was photographed alongside Justin Bieber at The White House Correspondents Dinner. Crazed fans of the young singer proceeded to Tweet about her murder if she came close to their man again. We really wish we were kidding.

Kim Kardashian: Missing Person

To Kim's credit, she remained undettered by these threats and continued to admit to the world that she has a serious case of Bieber fever.

Now, Kardashian is challenging Justin's followers again. Accompanying the 16-year old for a photo shoot in the Bahamas, she released the following picture of the pair via Twitter:

Yes, folks, she's messing with Justin's iconic hair. Based on her widely-viewed video with Ray J, we know Kim likes balls. But who knew she possessed such a large pair herself?

Bieber, meanwhile, isn't shy about his relationship with Kardashian, either. He recently said he was crushing on Cheryl Cole, but it appears as though he hasn't moved on from Reggie Bush's ex.

Justin Tweeted this photo over the weekend. We're really sorry, fans - but, hey, there's always Nick Jonas. He's cute and single and not rubbing his bond with a sex tape star in your face...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You know what they say: it's all fun and games until the insane fans of the latest teen sensation murder a talentless reality star.

A couple days after Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber exchanged joking Tweets about their relationship, Kim posted the following message online, addressing it to her pretend boyfriend:

"Seriously Biebs! I'm getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!"

We'd assume Kim is just being dramatic, but these are the same fans that caused a riot in Australia and trampled Justin's mom in New Zealand. They make Tila Tequila look sane.

  • Kim at the White House
  • Parting the Carpet

Bieber tried to calm his nutty followers this morning. He Tweeted:

"Ladies calm down. @kimkardashian is a friend. a very sexy friend but a friend. no need 4 threats. Let's all be friends and hang out often ;)"

Even if she was more than a friend, Justin, there isn't a need for threats. You really need to reign in your fan base. Or just show them this video. That might do the trick.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Attention teenage girls around the world: we have good news and bad news.

First, the bad: Justin Bieber has is no longer single. He admitted as much on Twitter yesterday, posting a photo of himself and Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and labeling her as his "girlfriend." Sorry, ladies.

Twitter Girlfriend

But there is a silver lining: you might see Bieber naked one of these days, as we all know how much Kim likes to expose her sex life to the world.

Following the aforementioned event in D.C. on Saturday night, Kardashian also took to her Twitter and admitted: "I officially have Bieber Fever!!!"

Does anyone out there have a cure for that? How long do you give this relationship? As you ponder that questionn and cry yourself to sleep tonight over this news, ogle the following shots of Bieber:

  • Signing for Everyone
  • Blue Shoes

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

by Free Britney at . Comments

The shark fin is in the water ... the Great White is hungry for celeb MEAT.

So Spencer Pratt proclaimed this morning. We'd say the guy needs to get a hobby instead of talking smack on Twitter all day, but who are we kidding.

He makes life more entertaining, and calls it like it is. Two weeks ago, we saw Kim Kardashian nude in Harper's Bazaar, embracing her "all natural" body.

BS, says Spencer. He Tweets:

"Kim K how am I supposed to believe that about you be all natural ... when I know who your doctor is? On your tv show u said u were ... HUGE LIAR!"

"Kim K - difference between posing and being a poser! Maybe Reggie found out you were both? Ouch ! How was euro hoe u flew to bang?"

  • Tha Great White
  • Kim Kard

USELESS vs. USELESS: Spencer seeks to knock Kim down a peg.

Cheap Cristiano Ronaldo shot aside, we see where The Hills star comes from. If nothing else, Heidi Montag is unabashedly who she is ... unlike hypokrite Kim.

Naturally, this being Spencer Pratt. He did not single out Kim alone today. The man is an equal opportunity trash-talker. Other Tweets from the man today:

  • On Hayden Panettiere's new haircut: New home tree barber cut her hair.
  • On Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay don't tweet sh!t and snort sh!t @ same time
  • On Lindsay again: Fired from her upcoming role ... a role on Jerry Springer?
  • On Samantha Ronson: Sam Ronman the conman... You used Lindsay LOANED like cheap toilet paper. YES DUH Lindsay LOANED is an angry human. Lindsay does not eat pu$$y for nothing!

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Look, Kardashian family: we understand you'll do and say anything for attention. We comprehend the concept of a publicist and of concocting your own feuds and rumors in order to remain relevant.

But can you please leave innocent children out of your self-serving games?!?

Kardashian Klothing Line

Yesterday, over the course of several painful hours, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick engaged in a pointless, fake public feud that centered around Kourtney and Scott's son, Mason Dash. It started when Kim posted the following photo of her nephew and Tweeted:

Please nobody tell Kourtney I just twittered a pic of Mase, she just might kill me! I just couldn't resist!

On cue, Disick called his quasi sister-in-law out, writing about his baby mama: "She's not going to be pleased."

From there, Kourtney chimed in, clearly being nothing but pleased: "Everyone told on u kim for showing a pic of Mason! At least u r an incredible auntie," she wrote.

Yes, how dare everyone tell on Kim... for posting a photo that went out to her giant base of Twitter followers, including Scott and Kourtney?!?

Let's hope that Mason skips right past crawling and walking and just learns how to sprint. The kid has to make a run for it before it's too late.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It was a busy day of cheering on the New Orleans Saints, Tweeting and self-promoting yesterday for Kim Kardashian.

The large-breasted former sex tape star attended the NFC Championship with friends, family and a homemade sign (below) for boyfriend Reggie Bush.

Unlike Kim, Reggie actually accomplished something in his chosen profession, scoring a go-ahead fourth quarter touchdown on a five-yard pass to Drew Brees. The Saints defeated the Vikings 31-28 and will take on the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV.

This will give Kardashian more opportunities to offer Bush support via Twitter, while also telling fans to watch her reality show. A few sample Tweets from Sunday:

  • i live for the one hour episodes! don't you?
  • Who's watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians??? West coast!
  • I'm so proud of my baby! 
  • Superbowl baby!!!! WOW no words! Congrats New Orleans
  • Check out my Saints sign!!! Who dat!
  • After the game going to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians! This episode is crazy! Hard for me to watch the boxing matches!
  • Getting ready to go to the Saints game! Let's go New Orleans! Who dat!!!!

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This isn't as desperate as Adrianne Curry Tweeting a topless photo of herself.

Nor is it as lame as Miley Cyrus' constant pleas for attention and pity on Twitter.

Still, we'd have hoped that Kim Kardashian could think of more creative ways to make headlines than to post a lingerie-clad pic of herself on her account. The picture was released on the same day that Kim wrote of a piece of coffee cake:

"I had one bite to satisfy my craving, that was it! Coffee cake was yummy, but a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips!"

Ironic. Kardashian has also proven that a moment on all fours for Ray J is a life time on video.

Twit Pic