by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times, more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola.

That's the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since.

Kim Kardashian vs. Ebola

And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he's totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim. 

So what better way to celebrate Kim's 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star.

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Earlier this week, Rihanna caused quite the online kerfuffle when she Tweeted #FreePalestine.

The singer quickly deleted the message, with sources somehow saying she didn't mean to send it in the first place.

We're not sure how that's possible, but we're are sure Rihanna isn't the first celebrity to get into trouble for posting on Twitter.

Heck, she wasn't the first celebrity to Tweet about freeing Palestine this month alone, with Houston Rockets center Dwight Howard writing the same words online before also taking them down.

What other stars have regretting getting into politics over the Internet? We rundown several cases below and come to the same conclusion each time: stick to acting... or singing... or whatever it is you do, Kim Kardashian.

Leave the politics to the politicians.

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Rihanna claims she never meant to Tweet #FreePalestine. The message was taken down immediately after going up.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has over 18.8 million Twitter followers.

But she set her sights on one especially obnoxious woman yesterday afternoon.

Not long after posting a photo of herself without underwear online, Kardashian wrote the following to the popular social network:

We took our baby girl swimming today for the 1st time, she loved it so much! #BestDayEver

Relatively harmless, right? Especially for someone who often uses Twitter to publicize sexy swimsuit selfies?

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The Brooklyn Nets defeated the New York Knicks last night, with Kris Humphries coming off the bench for 11 points and a team-high 13 rebounds.

But afterward, attention was less on points in the paint and more on Kim Kardashian. Naturally.

Kris Humphries Pose

After receiving taunts from the Madison Square Garden crowd all game, Humphries tried to get the final say after the contest, telling reporters:

“They were harassing me when I was going in and out of the tunnel. But after, I asked them, ‘Why’s everyone so quiet?’"

He then followed that statement up on Twitter with: “the Garden got really quiet on the way out!”

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We already know how family members feel about the Kim Kardashian pregnant news: happy and blessed!

But what about the rest of the Internet?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Expecting

Putting aside the boring, sincere reactions - such as Demi Lovato gushing over the ("So happy for you @KimKardashian.. Love you SO much and I'm so excited to babysit!!") announcement - scroll down for the funniest responses from a rapt Twitterverse...

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian took to Twitter today, stepping into the most contentious rivalry on the planet by posting messages about Israel and Palestine.

Because everyone has been waiting for her to weigh in, right?

Kim Kardashian with Cleavage

Perhaps Kim Kardashian should stick to posing for bikini photos on Twitter.

"Praying for everyone in Israel," Kardashian wrote of the violent ongoing conflict, later adding:

"Praying for everyone in Palestine and across the world!"

As you might expect, the reality star received major flak for stepping into this world, eventually issuing the following statement in response to major outrage across the Internet:

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so darn cute.

They're just like every other couple, sending each other sexy Twitter pics while the other grinds it out at the office. While also sharing with the entire world, of course.

Cases in point: the trio of images Kim sent to Kanye below, which he turned around and posted for the masses. "So dope to get these pics of my baby while I'm in the lab," he writes.

Not as dope as Kanye West sex tape stills, but close ...

Kim Kardashian Twitpics

If seeing Kim Kardashian and her bootylicious curves posing in the mirror not once, not twice, but three times, isn't motivation enough for 'Ye, we don't know what is.

Expect to see a lot more of the couple on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Season 3 this winter ... and more of Kanye than you ever expected if his sex tape goes public.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has finally confirmed her relationship with Kanye West.

Yes, the rapper has appeared on her reality show. And, yes, they've been snapped holding hands on many occasions.

But Kardashian has yet to actually utter the B-word when it comes to Kanye, until her most recent Twit pic, which Kim posted last night and which includes the caption "BF Time."

Kim Kardashian and BF

Kardashian has been Tweeting up a photo storm in recent days and weeks, showing off her breasts... fueling wedding rumors... and posing in a bikini. Very often posing in a bikini.

So at least this image provided some actual, quasi news. Even if the relationship is more contrived than a typical episode of Glee.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has an important message for her Facebook and Twitter fans: look at my large breasts!

The reality star has posted a pair of new photos to her social networking account over the last couple days, and each gives men around the world a reason to continue following her. Two reasons, really...

  • Kim Kardashian at Work
  • Kim Kardashian, Snack Trays

Kardashian, who actually hopes for a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame someday, has been posting self-portraits like it's her business this summer. Because, let's face it, this is her business.

Sometimes, she's just posing in a bikini. Other times, she's pretending to try on a wedding dress.

But every time she's making a ton of money off sponsors and followers who somehow think they are actually Kim's friend.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Perhaps to distract from her ongoing divorce drama - or simply to keep herself in the news - Kim Kardashian Tweeted a photo of herself in a dress last night.

But not just any dress.

Accompanied by the caption "late night fitting," the picture depicts Kim in what is either a wedding dress or a gown intended for followers to believe is a wedding dress. See for yourself:

Kim Kardashian Wedding Gown?

Of course, Kardashian can't legally marry Kanye West - despite talk that the couple really is considering it - until she's officially split from Kris Humphries.

It's either a huge mess for the reality star... or her perfect storm. Under these circumstances, Kim can simply tease fans via Twitter and Facebook and various mysterious quotes without having to commit to anything or go through with what would be another sham of a marriage.

Damn. She's good.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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