Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times, more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola.
That's the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since.
And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he's totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim.
So what better way to celebrate Kim's 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star.