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Kim Kardashian is following in the footsteps of her ex-husband.

The same week Kris Humphries made a cameo as himself on The Mindy Project, Fox has announced that his wife of 72 days is also headed to the network:

Kim will voice an alien on a late season episode of American Dad, sources confirmed yesterday, coming on board the animated series as a love interest for the main character of Roger.

Kim has appeared on other hits such as How I Met Your Mother and Drop Dead Diva, though she won't actually be seen on screen this time around.

The reality star has supposedly been complaining of boredom in her everyday life as a mom to North West, so don't be surprised if she books a few more television and/or movie roles in the near future.

No, not those kinds of movie roles! Don't get overly excited, Kim Kardashian Superstar fans.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Family drama is par for the course on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but this week saw more bitterness than the usual Kim Kardashian-related fare.

Brody Jenner kind of sort of full on went after stepmonster-in-law Kris Jenner for caring more about money and celebrity gossip attention than family.

Ouch. How did this come about and how did it play out?

Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Brody and Kris Jenner

Things did not get off on the right wrong foot between Kris and Brody, to put it mildly, when she didn't invite him to Greece for the big family trip.

Once that slight had been rectified, she spent the whole time making awkward overtures to win him over. Already we're at a Minus 100 here, Kris.

And oh, did it get worse from there ...

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All awful, irritating, scripted good things must come to an end.

Rumors are circulating that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are thinking of ending Keeping Up with the Kardashians in the near future, despite Season 8 pulling strong ratings for E!.

Kardashian Portrait

"It has been the biggest reality franchise of all-time," a source tells Naughty But Nice Rob. "Both Kim and Kris want to make sure they end on a high note, leaving fans wanting more, rather than try and stretch the show on for another few seasons and watch it die."

The series kicked off in October 2007 and has since made huge stars out of Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and the entire family.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim battled with members of the paparazzi.

No, not because of North West photos or Kanye walking into a pole. That comes later.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian Hides

All she was trying to do was go out for froyo with Brandon and Leah Jenner in peace, but found herself being hounded by paparazzi instead.

When you command celebrity gossip attention like Kim, it's hard to turn it off at your leisure. So as much as those people suck, it's her own doing.

Minus only 20, though, because we do sympathize with the froyo sitch a little.

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Last night's offering of Keeping Up With the Kardashians continued the now-familiar storyline of Bruce and Brody Jenner trying to repair their relationship.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner and the girls battled allegations from Ellen Pearson, Robert Kardashian Sr.'s ex-wife, with emotions running high as always.

Perhaps most significantly, Rob Kardashian gaining 50 pounds carried the most weight Sunday ... pun intended. Come along for THG's official +/- recap!

Keeping Up Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian's weight loss became a major story last month. Now, we get to see the precursor - the gain, and the concern of his family members.

He'd put on 50 pounds, and felt he was "embarrassing to the family" after weighing in at 241 pounds with a 45-inch waist. Wow dude. Minus 241.

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