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Since Kim Kardashian announced her intention to divorce Kris Humphries, this reality star has not merely been fighting against a public that now questions the sincerity of her every word... but against family members that are also aghast at her actions, according to the latest In Touch Weekly at least.

Kardashians Destroyed!

“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider says. “Encouraged by her mom, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality.”

Some onlooker named Hannah Smith claims that Kim didn't leave Australia last week because she couldn't handle the press tour; but because she couldn't handle her own sister!

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Kris Humphries got married on television to a reality star whose entire life is decided by her manager and her mother. But the NBA power forward's father insists: his son did NOT see a divorce from Kim Kardashian coming.

"There was never a discussion about it - it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris," William Humphries tells Life & Style. "How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"

But why didn't Kris just check the script for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Kover

Kardashian allegedly warned family and friends about the announcement prior to making it, but a friend says Kris was so hurt by being left out of the decision-making process that he refused to speak to Kim until she visited him in Minnesota at the behest of her PR team.

"Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn't respond," this pal claims. "They did speak briefly the day the split was announced - but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement."

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Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the tabloid world, but this week's excessive coverage of the shameless reality star has nothing to do with her weight loss, bikini body or desire for babies.

And everything to do with her divorce from Kris Humphries, which Kim continues to claim was your basic case of love gone wrong. So, do these publications have anything exclusive or news-breaking to report? Not really, but they're sure gonna pretend that they do...

Kim Kardashian Life & Style Cover
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are Done!
  • Kim Kardashian People Cover
  • Kim's Big Mistake
  • Justin Bieber Star Magazine Cover

OK! WEEKLY quotes a party-goer who saw Kim at in New York City over the weekend: “She looked fragile, sad and barely smiled,” said the onlooker. “She didn’t seem to be having any fun.”

PEOPLE MAGAZINE asks whether the marriage was fake or a mistake (hey, so does THG!) and features a friend who swears it was the latter. This anonymous source swears: "She got caught up in the fairy tale, but her heart wasn't there in the end."

US WEEKLY reports that Kim came thisclose to calling off the wedding before it even happened! "She knew it was wrong before they were even married," a family insider says. "They were not seeing eye to eye and it felt wrong."

Life & STYLE was apparently eavesdropping on Kim's chat with BFF Jonathan Cheban at the same NYC bash referenced above, claiming she told her friend of the divorce decision:  "I moved too fast - I really thought he was the one."

STAR MAGAZINE? It chose to go with Justin Bieber as a possible baby daddy for its cover, but didn't forget to mention Kim in what is clearly the truth about where things stand: She's single... and pregnant!!!

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by Hilton Hater at

Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at a krossroads? Or is this kouple helping to plant stories in the media in order to hype season two of their upcoming reality show?

We'll let readers kome to their own konklusions, but two new tabloid kovers are emphasizing the ongoing rumor that this marriage is koming to an end.

  • Enough!
  • Kris vs. Kim Cover Story

First, Us Weekly quotes an anonymous, hilarious source who says the newlyweds "are not getting along at all. Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems."

The main problem actually centers around the NBA lockout: with no games to play, and no income at the moment, Humphries is allegedly a drag to his new wife, according to a friend who cites an October 21 argument between the pair:

"She told him he need s to do something productive... He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday."

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may be married, but new tabloid stories report these two are living totally separate lives. Case in point:

Kim traveled to Dubai last weekend - and pocketed $1 million while teasing a future hotel in the area - while Kris partied up a storm at three different New York City clubs.

Moreover, season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York will need a storyline beyond this couple simply being content, and Life & Style claims to have scooped it...

  • Konfirmed Split?
  • THE END?!?

Look for Kris to clash with Kim's best friend, Jonathan Cheban, on the upcoming E! series, which kicks off next month. A show insider teases that Humphries will address his wife on the program and say:

You have to choose, him or me.

"Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it," a source claims. "Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much. That's not a good sign."

It is if Kim is looking for her own spin-off. Back in That Ass: Kim K. Takes Cali anyone?

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly miserable in her marriage.

According to the latest issue of reputable supermarket tabloid Life & Style, the reality star - who will take on NYC again next month, as previewed HERE - believes she moved too quickly with Kris Humphries and recently said to a friend:

"I didn't know marriage was going to be so hard."

Speaking of hard, Ray J once videotaped himself and Kim... nevermind. Too easy.

Kim Kardashian on Life & Style

Another pal of Kim's tells the magazine that Kim doesn't think she's "ready for the commitment" that comes with being a wife, which goes along with what THG readers have been saying for months.

They don't see this union lasting long, as evidenced by the following poll results. Vote now and make your voice heard: How long will the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries last?

 

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Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

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Normally, Kim Kardashian loves attention ... but not this kind of attention.

The professional celebrity is PISSED that In Touch Weekly is running a huge cover story claiming she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries.

They even name her supposed male mistress: NFL player Bret Lockett!

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!

Kinky texts? Wild phone sex? Was Anthony Weiner involved?

Kim says she has never even met or spoken with Lockett ... but in the story Lockett is QUOTED PERSONALLY as saying that Kim pursued him, and that, "I knew this was a game to her ... this is what she does."

Yeah. Kim's rep says she's gonna be suing both In Touch and Bret.

A demand letter from Kim's lawyer has already been sent, threatening legal action and putting In Touch on notice, calling the cheating allegations "are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy."

The tabloid is running the story anyway. Lawyer up, In Touch.

THG POLL: What do you think? Did Kim have an affair?

 

[Photo: In Touch]

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Kim Kardashian is not pregnant.

We know this comes as shocking news to anyone who believes supermarket tabloids, but it turns out the latest issue of OK! Weekly simply forgot to include a few words in the following headline.

Kim Kardashian Tabloid Cover

The magazine clearly cut Kim off when she said: I'm having a baby... that I plan to exploit and from whom I'll milk millions of dollars at some point in the near future.

While an anonymous source supposedly told the tabloid that Kim is "absolutely in a hurry” to procreate, we'll need more evidence than a misleadingly-typed headline in order for us to believe that she and Kris Humphries are expecting.

And, when that day does come, we'll pray for the future of mankind.

UPDATE: Incredibly, we were right: Kim has blogged that she is NOT pregnant, adding: "Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!"

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This is so tragic.

Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.

Tormented by Their Weight!

We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.

In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!

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