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In the world of supermarket tabloids, Kim Kardashian is a very busy young woman.

She's planning to marry Reggie Bush... she's getting dumped by Reggie Bush... she's dating a Saudi billionaire... and now, apparently, she's going through with plans to adopt a child from another country. Isn't that right, OK! Weekly?

Kim Kardashian Adoption Headline

Describing the former sex tape star as "very maternal," an insider supposedly close to Kardashian tells the magazine:

"It's all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She's made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from."

Hmmm... that does sound like a challenge. Is there any country out there that would actually make a worse home than the Kardashian household?

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So much for a pretend elopement. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have now gone through a fake breakup.

According to Life & Style, Bush has "been seeing" a Kim lookalike, despite the fact that Kardashian believed these two would give it another shot after she divorced Kris Humphries.

“Reggie’s her one true love," an anonymous friend told the tabloid. "He could easily fire things up with Kim now, but he’s chosen not to.”

  • Dumped by Reggie?!?
  • A New Man for Kim?

But don't cry too hard for Kim, people! Star Magazine claims she has many other options, namely a Saudi billionaire who gave her his phone number when she was in Dubai last November.

“She wants to be taken care of,” a source tells this magazine. “She’s done being a sugar mama.”

In other Kim news from this week: She's a freak in bed!

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together? Please. That rumor is so last week.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly takes this chatter one... hundred steps further by claiming Kim and Reggie are making "secret plans to elope." So secret, apparently, that they're the topic of this tabloid's cover story:

Plans to Elope?

Earlier this month, an anonymous source tells the magazine, Kim met Reggie in Miami and "didn't go out once," clearly meaning the couple was plotting a quickie, quiet marriage somewhere.

"They weren’t seen in public together, per his request," the insider adds.

Kim did recently tell Allure that her next relationship will be far more private, so it's possible she and Bush are at it again, on the DL. But the day Kim Kardashian gets married away from television cameras is the day Rihanna starts dating the man who beat her to a bloody pulp again. What's that, sidebar of In Touch cover?

Oh God no.

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Don't let the bikini Twit pic fool you. Nor the vow that she's committed to "new beginnings."

Kim Kardashian is totally alone and totally a mess, at least according to this week's issue of Life & Style.

Kim Kardashian to Breakdown?!?

"She stays home all the time. It's like she's afraid to be in public," a friend tells the tabloid.

Somehow, though, some way, Kim got the courage up to hit the town on January 22, going out for dinner in New York City with pals Loren Ridinger and Jonathan Cheban... where a witness that this magazine totally did not make up overheard the reality star whining:

"I am so alone. I didn't expect all of this. It's devastating."

Bruce Jenner even admitted to Life & Style that his step-daughter is going through a rough time, bashing the feminist movement and saying: "It's tough for a woman at 30 - not married, no kids. Kim's an idealist."

And, as we all know, the ideal situation for any woman at 30 is to have a husband and children.

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It's been many minutes now since Kim Kardashian last made news - gasp! She has slightly lighter hair! - so we figured readers were anxious to find out what this reality star is up. In the eyes of the tabloids, that is.

First, according to In Touch Weekly, Kim is controlled in every conceivable way by mother Kris Jenner, who allegedly pushed her into having sex at age 14 and also brainwashed her with money. Hmmm... this is one magazine story we may actually believe.

  • Kim Kardashian In Touch Weekly Cover
  • Kim Kardashian on Reality TV Weekly Magazine

Meanwhile, Reality TV Weekly is the latest source to claim that Kris Humphries plans to sue Kim in order to force her into a confession: that their marriage was a scam from the start.

Kris "wants the world to know how badly he was duped into this sham of a marriage," an insider says. "[Humphries] feels he was set up by the Kardashians. He wants to be able to tell his side. When he married Kim, he thought it was forever, but he realized Kim wasn’t in love with him and now believes he was merely a prop."

The power forward hopes a judge will soon overturn his prenup and then he can go on record legally with his Kardashian bashing, which we highly encourage him to do ASAP. It's a lot of fun.

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Konsider yourself warned, Kim Kardashian: Your ex-husband is on the warpath.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Kris Humphries has once again met with an attorney because he wants to take legal action against the Kardashians and the ways he has been portrayed on their E! reality show.

Life & Style Cover: Kris & Kim

"He's not going to be vilified," an insider told the tabloid. "Kris knows his rights. He will sue."

Humphries is especially upset at last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, as he thinks it's "noticeable" that Kim's negative quotes about "married life" were voiceovers added well after the scenes in question took place.

But this is all hogwash, a friend of Kim's says.

"You can't edit what Kris said - he said those things, and maybe the truth hurts. He wants to sue because he saw what he looks like on TV and he's embarrassed now."

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Pity Kim Kardashian, folks.

The recently-divorced reality star has allegedly been dreaming about ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, with friends even saying she wants to get knocked up by the Dolphins running back.

But that fantasy turned into a nightmare on December 26, according to Life & Style, when a fan posted a photo of what he/she thought was Reggie and Kim hanging out at Smoothie King... only for Kardashian to see the image and realize Bush had found yet another lookalike to date.

Foolish Kim Kardashian

Describing the incident as a "wake-up call" for Kim, a source says she's "embarrassed" that Bush isn't reciprocating her feelings.

"She calls him way more than he calls her," the insider claims. "He's trying to be a nice guy, but he doesn't want to be a rebound or the next guy in her media blitz. He has zero interest in that."

But he does have interest in making the most of his life as a single man in Miami, as a club goer at LIV says Bush is "with different girls every night" at this hot spot, many of whom really do resemble Kim. Seriously, have you see, Mayra Veronica?

Overall, we do hope Kim and Reggie work it out. Or at least make a new sex tape together. One or the other.

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Star Magazine has pulled off the impossible: coverage of the Kardashians than actually turns off this attention-crazed family.

The latest issue of the tabloid quotes Charles Kernaghan - the head of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights - as saying the Kris Jenner-led clan employs youths in China to manufacture Kardashian merchandize in unsanitary warehouses.

An investigation has been launched into these "slave labor" like conditions - that reportedly include long work hours, meager wages and uncomfortable temperatures - but there's a  problem:

Kardashians Kover Story

Kernaghan says he was misquoted and tells TMZ there's no proof that the Kardashians are involved in any kind of sweatshop scandal. He's never even been to any of the factories in question.

In light of this admission, along with the magazine cover above, sources say the family is set to move forward with a libel lawsuit against Star. Lawyers believe the tabloid should have to pay for damage caused to the Kardashian brand's reputation and, trust us, we hate to agree with anything this family says or does.

But they may have a point here.

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Might the manipulative, large-breasted roof soon get blown off DivorceGate?

In the latest issue of Life & Style, William Humphries - the father of Kris Humphries and the very brief father-in-law of Kim Kardashian - says he'd "love to write a book" about the ordeal Kim and her family put his son through.

"It's important to him that Kris' side of the story is out there," a friend tells the tabloid.

Kim Kardashian Tell-All to Kome?

Humphries may not be entitled to any of Kim's assets, due to a prenup, but no non-disclosure agreement was ever signed. He and/or his dad are free to dish and dish and dish and "Kris has told his father everything," a source notes.

William "has many stories to tell," the magazine reports.

Kris, of course, says he just wants to move forward and find a new NBA team. But we have a feeling this story is far from over.

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly sad over Kris Humphries' recent annulment filing, which is based on the claim that he was deceived into a marriage based solely on publicity and profits.

After all, a friend tells OK! Weekly, the allegation simply isn't true.

“She did not commit fraud,” an insider tells the tabloid. “She truly was in love with him and wanted to live happily ever after. Her heartbreak is genuine.”

Kim Kardashian on OK! Weekly

It also didn't come out of nowhere, according to this anonymous, totally real source.

"Things between her and Kris were horrible from the moment they walked down the aisle," reports the pal, something all Kourtney & Kim Take New York viewers would support, based on that show's season two episodes.

Meanwhile, a relative of the family's are fearful about how far Kris will take his beef and what the public spat will do to Kim's psyche.

“Kim isn’t superhuman," the source said in the most obvious statement of all-time. "People seem to have this idea that because she’s on TV, she’s some sort of robot. She’s just been through this awful breakup and she’s hurting. Now what Kris is doing is making it hurt that much more. The truth is that she’s extremely emotional and very sensitive and she is having a very hard time dealing with all this.”

Note to random mole: It's not Kim's television presence that makes us believe she's a robot. It's her lack of any kind of personality. Also, her fake body parts.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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