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Ellen Pearson and In Touch Weekly are undaunted by the Kardashians.

Even with Kourtney, Khloe and Kim filing a lawsuit against their ex step-mother for leaking diary entries written years ago by their father, the tabloid has come out with a special issue dedicated solely to these excerpts.

Kardashian Diaries Issue

Teasing the "complete Kardashian diaries" as telling a story of "greed, lies and betrayal," the collector's item reveals heretofore never seen documents written by Robert Kardashian when his children were young.

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Yet another tabloid is reporting that Kim Kardashian is fat.

But this one claims to have exposed the reason why.

According to In Touch Weekly, Kardashian has already ballooned to 205 pounds - but there's supposedly a method behind her binge-eating madness:

The more she puts on now, the more she can take off later... and the more money she'll bank as a result!

Kim Kardashian is FAT!

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The latest issue of Star travels down the same path as pretty much every other tabloid over the past month:

Kim Kardashian is fat! Kim Kardashian can't stop eating! Kim Kardashian has gained 65 pounds already!

But this magazine throws in a twist to the mean-spirited story: Kim is getting paid to chow down on junk food and putting her baby at risk as a result.

Kim Kardashian Star Cover

"Once she realized that she could profit off her body looking like this, all bets were off," says a supposed insider, adding that Kardashian only eats "junk."

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A new report confirms what we've suspected all along: Kim Kardashian cannot get enough balls.

Fried rice balls, that is, as the latest In Touch Weekly claims the pregnant reality star has been dumped by Kanye West because she cannot... stop... eating.

Kim Kardashian Dumped?!?

On March 17, a patron at South City Kitchen in Atlanta says Kim chowed down greasy chicken and waffles, along with smashed bliss potatoes, collard greens and mac and cheese.

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In the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Michael Girgenti claims he slept with Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before her son was born and he therefore may be the father of Mason Dash Disick.

Incredibly, however, this is NOT the craziest Kardashian-related tabloid story of the day!

Kim Kardashian: Fake Pregnancy?!?

The National Enquirer screams on its latest cover that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy because her "baby bump seems to change size and position… as she travels around the country."

Why would Kim possibly conduct such a hoax? Straight cash, of course.

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A tabloid war is brewing at your local newsstand. And Kim Kardashian is at the center of it.

With multiple reports this week claiming Kardashian can't stop eating and that Kanye West is turned off by his baby mama's ever-growing figure, Us Weekly is jumping into the fray by calling out its competition.

Kim Kardashian Us Weekly Story

The "vitriol" aimed at Kim's body "is taking an emotional toll" on the pregnant star, this week's issue asserts.

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According to a new report, Kim Kardashian is gaining so much weight that Kanye West is totally turned off by his baby mama.

But according to another new report, the reality star just can't help it.

Would this cover story lie?

Kim Kardashian Fat Cover

"She’s eating whatever she wants: ice cream, fries, cereal loaded with sugar,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. "She has a chef who makes healthy meals, but Kim’s weakness is comfort food. Carbs... crappy stuff.”

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Paging all chefs, Kim Kardashian is in need of some healthy recipes!

No, the reality star isn't eating badly, but she is putting on A LOT of weight - and sources tell Star that the enormous pound package is irking the amateur sex tape actress.

Big time.

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Body

“She’s looking at old pictures of herself on her computer and her phone for literally hours at a time, pining for her pre-pregnancy body," an insider supposedly tells the tabloid. "She is seriously melting down."

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While she may be putting up a strong front in light of the recent Kim Kardashian baby news, In Touch Weekly claims to have the real scoop on Khloe Kardashian:

She's crushed by her sister's expecting state.

Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Tears

“Khloé has been telling everyone she’s so happy for Kim - and part of her is - but deep down, she’s heartbroken,” a friend tells the tabloid. “She wants a baby so badly and feels like everybody around her is able to have kids but her.”

The Khloe Kardashian pregnant struggles have been well-document, as this reality star and husband Lamar Odom very much want to start a family.

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant and alone?

This cover story alleges that Kim and Kanye West are "already planning a nursery for two" because Kardashian's dream of having twin girls is coming true.

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cover

Yes, folks, it's a PREGNANCY SHOCKER. At least it will be if anyone is buying what this magazine is selling ... though maybe they were onto something?

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian actually is pregnant, confirmed by her rep and Kanye himself on December 30. No word if she's actually carrying twins, however.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

In related news, is Kristen Stewart expecting? Is Jessica Simpson pregnant again? Yes and yes, according to two other publications ... they got 1/2 right.