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In the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Michael Girgenti claims he slept with Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before her son was born and he therefore may be the father of Mason Dash Disick.

Incredibly, however, this is NOT the craziest Kardashian-related tabloid story of the day!

Kim Kardashian: Fake Pregnancy?!?

The National Enquirer screams on its latest cover that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy because her "baby bump seems to change size and position… as she travels around the country."

Why would Kim possibly conduct such a hoax? Straight cash, of course.

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A tabloid war is brewing at your local newsstand. And Kim Kardashian is at the center of it.

With multiple reports this week claiming Kardashian can't stop eating and that Kanye West is turned off by his baby mama's ever-growing figure, Us Weekly is jumping into the fray by calling out its competition.

Kim Kardashian Us Weekly Story

The "vitriol" aimed at Kim's body "is taking an emotional toll" on the pregnant star, this week's issue asserts.

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According to a new report, Kim Kardashian is gaining so much weight that Kanye West is totally turned off by his baby mama.

But according to another new report, the reality star just can't help it.

Would this cover story lie?

Kim Kardashian Fat Cover

"She’s eating whatever she wants: ice cream, fries, cereal loaded with sugar,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. "She has a chef who makes healthy meals, but Kim’s weakness is comfort food. Carbs... crappy stuff.”

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Paging all chefs, Kim Kardashian is in need of some healthy recipes!

No, the reality star isn't eating badly, but she is putting on A LOT of weight - and sources tell Star that the enormous pound package is irking the amateur sex tape actress.

Big time.

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Body

“She’s looking at old pictures of herself on her computer and her phone for literally hours at a time, pining for her pre-pregnancy body," an insider supposedly tells the tabloid. "She is seriously melting down."

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While she may be putting up a strong front in light of the recent Kim Kardashian baby news, In Touch Weekly claims to have the real scoop on Khloe Kardashian:

She's crushed by her sister's expecting state.

Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Tears

“Khloé has been telling everyone she’s so happy for Kim - and part of her is - but deep down, she’s heartbroken,” a friend tells the tabloid. “She wants a baby so badly and feels like everybody around her is able to have kids but her.”

The Khloe Kardashian pregnant struggles have been well-document, as this reality star and husband Lamar Odom very much want to start a family.

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant and alone?

This cover story alleges that Kim and Kanye West are "already planning a nursery for two" because Kardashian's dream of having twin girls is coming true.

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cover

Yes, folks, it's a PREGNANCY SHOCKER. At least it will be if anyone is buying what this magazine is selling ... though maybe they were onto something?

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian actually is pregnant, confirmed by her rep and Kanye himself on December 30. No word if she's actually carrying twins, however.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

In related news, is Kristen Stewart expecting? Is Jessica Simpson pregnant again? Yes and yes, according to two other publications ... they got 1/2 right.

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Kim Kardashian is neither pregnant nor alone. But the latest issue of OK! Weekly makes it clear:

She's afraid of being pregnant and alone!

Kim Kardashian: Pregnant and Alone?

Sources supposedly tell the tabloid that Kardashian really wants a child, but is "scared to raise a baby alone."

And the motherly urges couldn't come at a worse time because Kanye West has allegedly given Kim an "ultimatum."

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One has well-publicized fertility issues. The other isn't even divorced yet.

And yet, according to OK! Weekly, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are totally having babies!

Kim and Khloe Tabloid Kover

After years of heartache, the sisters supposedly "reveal their big news" in the latest issue of the tabloid… despite the fact that it doesn't quote either reality star as saying she's pregnant.

But who cares about facts when you can plaster Kim Kardashian baby news on your cover and sell some issues, right?

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This just in: Kourtney Kardashian is a mother for the second time, and her family is really excited over this fact.

Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian said she was literally going to explode over becoming an aunt once again. And now Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a similar sentiment, writing on Twitter about Penelope Disick:

"I'm so in love with my niece!"

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Kardashian also laid out a challenge to every other two-year old on the planet, blogging Monday about her niece and nephew, Mason:

"I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott."

Oh, it's on, tykes around the world! Don't let the Kardashians win. Brother the heck out of your siblings. Do it for all of us.

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According to the latest tabloid report, Kim Kardashian is gearing up to steal the wedding spotlight from Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.

Life & Style reports the reality star and her rapping new man are making "SECRET PLANS TO ELOPE," with Kanye West pressuring Kim to finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries so they can become husband and wife.

Kim Kardashian to Elope?!?

"Kanye wants to marry Kim, and he's telling her to expedite the divorce so they can start their future," a Kardashian insider tells the tabloid. "Kanye's like, 'Just do whatever you need to do to make it go away.'"

We might find out more about what that entails in a couple weeks when Kim and Kris give depositions in their ongoing legal battle.

For now, the public is left to wonder whether Kardashian and West really are serious about taking the next huge step, with this source claiming the former is "starting to come around to Kanye's way of thinking" about marriage:

"As things get more and more intense and comfortable, both Kim and Kanye hate being apart. And as they grow closer, Kanye's desire to marry Kim - and hers to be married to him - keeps getting stronger."

Do you think these two should get hitched?

 

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