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For the first time in recorded history, an OK! Weekly cover story has got it right.

Mostly. Kind of. Sort of.

It is true that Kim Kardashian thinks she still has 15-20 pounds of baby weight to lose, as she's annoyingly been Tweeting about her huge hips and butt for weeks now.

So, yes, we grant that Kim has basically admitted she's fat (in her warped eyes, that is).

Kim Kardashian Fat Feature

However, OK! then goes and ruins all its credibility by claiming Kim visits a doctor every year for a body “maintenance program” and, this time around, she has a “crazy long lost of things she wants to get fixed."

Such as?

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We're very sorry to break it you, North West. But your parents aren't in love.

We know this may be difficult to hear, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are living a "FAKE MARRIAGE," according to the latest In Touch Weekly cover.

The stars allegedly sleep in "separate bedrooms” and engage in “scripted public appearances,” with their relationship no more than a “business deal" between money-hungry celebrities.

Kim Kardashian: Exposed!

This isn't the first time we've heard Kim and Kanye are miserable together.

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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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Ah, so this explains why Kim Kardashian is #OnTheTreadmillRightNOW.

According to the latest issue of OK! Weekly, Kendall Jenner “thinks she’s the hottest sister” in the family, with her modeling career taking off and the fame going straight to the teen’s head.

"Now that she’s famous and heavily involved in fashion, she sees herself as better than everyone else," an anonymous source supposedly tells the tabloid.

Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover

It certainly is true that the 18-year old keeps flaunting her figure over the Internet.

Did you see the latest Kendall Jenner lingerie photo?

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Do not let the happy Kim Kardashian wedding photos fool you, people.

The dream event in Florence this past Saturday was really a nightmare for Ray J's former sex tape partner.

According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Kim had to endure fighting relatives, a bevy of no-shows and general humiliation on what was meant to be the best day of her life.

An anonymous insider tells the tabloid that the bride had a “meltdown” moments before exchanging vows with Kanye West, as her Givenchy dress allegedly ripped, requiring a last-minute alteration.

And that wasn't the end of her troubles!

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Darn you, In Touch Weekly. You're forcing us to take the side of Kim Kardashian.

Earlier this week, the tabloid ran a cover story that claimed Kim and Kanye West were planning the "Wedding From Hell" because Kris Jenner keeps getting drunk and French Montana may show up as a guest.

Typical tabloid fodder, right?

Except the magazine also published a "photo recreation" of a woman trying to fit into a wedding dress and ran it alongside a picture of Kim crying. The obvious implication? That is Kim failing to fit into her gown! OH NO!

Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare

In response to what she describes as a “super lame” gimmick, Kardashian has taken to her blog and brought attention to the pathetic headline grab.

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Earlier today, Kim Kardashian took to Twitter to set the record straight regarding her wedding.

And now we know why.

The reality star warned her followers that any wedding dress photo they see on the Internet is either an old version (she has been married twice before, remember) or a Photoshopped version.

In other words... don't believe what you see on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly.

The tabloid claims to take readers inside Kim’s “Wedding From Hell,” describing how Kris Jenner is “drunk all day” and Kanye West has already walked out on the nuptials.

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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Forget the demand for the ever-popular Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Something else related to her won't stop growing: Her rear end!

According to the latest issue of celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly, Kim is going through a "diet disaster" because her "butt won't stop growing!"

Look at that thing! It's bigger than the ego of Kanye West!

Sorry. These people just make it too easy sometimes.

Kim Kardashian Butt Photos

The magazine alleges that during a recent outing in L.A., Kim's “backside strained to escape the confines of her trousers,” an embarrassing incident documented on the cover above.

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It is totally on between Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, the former X Factor host now believes she's "hotter than Kim," is rocking her best body ever and is ready to move on from the worst year of her life.

Seriously, Kim, you never should have gone brunette.

Khloe: Hotter Than Kim?

Khloe was recently spotted in a white crop top similar to the one made famous by her sister awhile ago, fueling talk that she's directly trying to compete with Kim.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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