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According to Kanye West's Twitter feed, Kim Kardashian is a very dope wife and he loves her very much.

The rapper left this message for Kim on her 34th birthday Tuesday, but Life & Style tells a very different tale about what actually went down on that special occasion:

Kanye walked out on his marriage! Oh no!!!

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped!

Inside the page of this supermarket tabloid, an anonymous source alleges "Kanye is packing his bags" and is "going back to Europe - ditching Kim and [their daughter] North.”

How not very cool of him, don't you agree?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have made it through 72 days of marriage.

But, according to a new tabloid cover story, they won't make it much longer.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly talks up a "Nasty $250M Divorce" on the way for the couple dubbed Kimye, as they allegedly got involved in the "fight to end all fights" and their union will be over.

A NASTY DIVORCE

Kardashian supposedly “wants out” because she’s tired of her husband’s big ego and controlling behavior, an anonymous insider hilarious claims, while the tabloid writes that the pair has never even “lived together full-time.”

Kanye is also mad about the Kim Kardashian nude photos that leaked this week because they were snapped (a long time ago) for another man, while he's been pushing her to "quit" her reality show - and Kim just can't take it anymore.

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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style...

... Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are getting married.

... Mariah Carey is an emotional mess.

... and Kim Kardashian has gotten the boot from her family!

Kardashian Drama!

It’s unclear what happened, but some kind of “ultimate betrayal” has torn Kim apart from Kourtney and Khloe, according to the editors at Life & Style, that is.

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Earlier today, a number of fresh Kim Kardashian nude photos hit the Internet.

So, one would have to wonder, why would this reality star care if anything from her cell phone or computer gets released by the infamous Hollywood hacker behind the recent run of Jennifer Lawrence nude photos?

What could Kim possibly have to hide?!?

HACKED!

A LOT, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly alleges.

“A data leak could reveal how kinky she and Kanye are in the bedroom, and she’d be totally embarrassed,” an insider tells the tabloid, explaining why else Kardashian has a reason to be afraid right now:

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We often make fun of Kim Kardashian.

It's difficult to do otherwise when the sellout is shilling for a weight loss corset and setting a terrible example for her young fans.

But even the THG staff feels badly for Kardashian today because it's been revealed she's pregnant with baby number-two... and she's been dumped by Kanye West!

What a tough break.

Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped

According to the hilarious new issue of Life & Style, North West will soon have a sibling.

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For the first time in recorded history, an OK! Weekly cover story has got it right.

Mostly. Kind of. Sort of.

It is true that Kim Kardashian thinks she still has 15-20 pounds of baby weight to lose, as she's annoyingly been Tweeting about her huge hips and butt for weeks now.

So, yes, we grant that Kim has basically admitted she's fat (in her warped eyes, that is).

Kim Kardashian Fat Feature

However, OK! then goes and ruins all its credibility by claiming Kim visits a doctor every year for a body “maintenance program” and, this time around, she has a “crazy long lost of things she wants to get fixed."

Such as?

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We're very sorry to break it you, North West. But your parents aren't in love.

We know this may be difficult to hear, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are living a "FAKE MARRIAGE," according to the latest In Touch Weekly cover.

The stars allegedly sleep in "separate bedrooms” and engage in “scripted public appearances,” with their relationship no more than a “business deal" between money-hungry celebrities.

Kim Kardashian: Exposed!

This isn't the first time we've heard Kim and Kanye are miserable together.

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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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Ah, so this explains why Kim Kardashian is #OnTheTreadmillRightNOW.

According to the latest issue of OK! Weekly, Kendall Jenner “thinks she’s the hottest sister” in the family, with her modeling career taking off and the fame going straight to the teen’s head.

"Now that she’s famous and heavily involved in fashion, she sees herself as better than everyone else," an anonymous source supposedly tells the tabloid.

Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover

It certainly is true that the 18-year old keeps flaunting her figure over the Internet.

Did you see the latest Kendall Jenner lingerie photo?

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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