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If you've ever seen Saturday Night Live's Nasim Pedrad impersonate Kim Kardashian then you know that she not only perfectly mimics Kim's nasal, valley girl voice, she also captures the airheaded essence that we've all come to know and unsuccessfully try to ignore over the years.

But for as much time as she spends in front of cameras, Kim is apparently oblivious to her own walk and talk.

When Kim crossed paths with Pedrad before she left the SNL cast earlier this year, Mrs. West apparently had just one question - "I'm not really like that, am I?!"

Even though anyone who's ever seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape can close their eyes and hear Kim's shrill, ear-piercing squeals of pleasure, Nasim assured her that, no, the voice was just exaggerated for the sake of comedy.

Awfully nice of her, but come on! If no one ever says anything she's just gonna go right on talking like that!

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The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding WILL take place on May 24. Of that we are certain.

Will it take place in Paris? In Italy at Belvedere Fort? Will Jay Z serve as Kanye's Best Man? Will the marriage last longer than 72 days?

Questions abound over the nuptials, but this much we know to be true:

Waking Up with Kimye is hilarious!

Saturday Night Live aired another edition of this skit last night, with host Andy Samberg guest-starring as the couple's wedding planner. Watch the show lampoon the tandem below:

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Ready to wake up once again with Kimye?

For the second time in a few weeks, Saturday Night Live has taken aim at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, presenting a holiday edition of Waking Up with Kimye last night.

In the sketch, Jay Pharoah's Kanye says Kim has finally got her body back to an "acceptable" weight, holding up the recent Us Weekly with Kardashian's bikini body on the cover.

The bit also features Kim's family performing as the “Kardashian Kristmas Karolers,” or "KKK," along with a music video on a reindeer that clearly parodies the Bound 2 video.

Watch and laugh now:

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Saturday Night Live took aim at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West this weekend.

In a skit titled "Waking Up with Kimye," the show made fun of Kanye's claim that he's a genius, along with his belief that Kardashian actually possesses talent of any kind, let alone groundbreaking talent that ought to be admired in any way, shape or form.

We were also treated to a performance of triangles by The Kardashian 11, segments titled "Kim Wore It Better" and "What Kim Made" and Lady Gaga as an Apple store employee.

Hilarious stuff all around. Watch now:

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If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then a couple THG favorites should be feeling very good about themselves today.

Over the weekend, Saturday Night Live dedicated a pair of skits to Miley Cyrus and the Kardashian sisters. First, we were treated to the third edition of The Miley Cyrus Show.

This time, the guest was Nick Nolte and the topic was Miley's scandalous smoking of salvia. Watch now, as cast member Vanessa Bayer plays Miley in a spoof that, you must admit, is pretty cool:

Then, to close the final SNL of 2010, the series brought out the Kardashian sisters for a holiday message. We're grateful to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney for taking time away from whatever it is they do and we present the video below.

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian krashed Saturday Night Live this week. Sort of.

As played by cast members Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye, the sisters appeared with Seth Myers on Weekend Update and explained what happened with their prepaid credit card debacle.

They also apologized for other canceled, family-sponsored products, such as the Kardashian birth control pill and temporary back tattoo. The funny segment, posted below, is a spot-on spoof, with one exception:

Where's the talk about rubbing mayo on your vagina?

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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