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OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters' reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense.

First, there's Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It's so sad these people can't even afford two separate places to live!

Then, there's Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice...

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Kim Kardashian is set to partake in a new Pussycat Dolls reality show. As executive producer, she will help scour a group of contestants for future dolls.

American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe is also on board for the program, which will select and groom the new crop of PCD members. Sounds AMAZING.

The newbies are "10 times better than the original group," one source says. Not that this is a bold statement, really. No offense, Nicole Scherzinger.

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Kim Kardashian will be evaluating talent despite possessing none.

Insiders say she has a good relationship with PCD founder Robin Antin, and her ass had a good time performing with the group in Vegas a few years ago.

Kim Kardashian is telling friends she's "super excited" to work with Nigel, who also runs So You Think You Can Dance, as "he's the best in the business."

That he is. Or was, before his decision to bring Kim on board.

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OMG, people. OMG!

On the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Humphries first asked for the blessing of Bruce Jenner... and then he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim Kardashian! She said yes, but the episode concluded with Khloe quizzing Kris over his intentions.

Will he go through with the wedding? What a cliffhanger! Check out two clips from the finale now and sound off: Do you think Kris and Kim will get married in any kind of insulting, lavish, ridiculous ceremony that earns the couple more money than Kris makes in a year playing professional basketball?

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will likely receive their very own E! reality show. We'll wait for the shock to wear off before we continue...

Sources tell Hollywood Life that “Kim and Kris have been filming different parts of their lives, including wedding prep, but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations," referencing the free agent power forward's professional status.

"It all depends on what teams he ends up with and their rules for their players and outside commitments.”

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Considering the disappearance of Lamar Odom in the NBA playoffs, soon after his reality show started airing, this could become a legitimate issue for any team that signs Humphries.

Are 10 rebound per game worth 10 cutaways per game to his cheering wife in the front row? We wonder if Red Auerbach has to deal with such dilemmas back in the way.

Will you watch a Kim/Kris reality show?

 

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

Kris Jenner Promo Pic

Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 6 Promo Pic

During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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Kim Kardashian will never be confused with a rocket scientist. Or even George W. Bush for that matter.

But we're sincerely concerned about the intelligence of this newly-engaged reality star, considering she told People magazine she was "in shock" when Kris Humphries proposed on May 18 because "I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

We can't help but wonder: didn't she see the camera crew when she walked in?

Kris and Kim

Indeed, sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that Kris and Kim's big moment will be featured on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Every moment of the supposedly spontaneous event was filmed for reality TV.

We'll give you a moment to recover from that shock...

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Kris Humphries was rarely featured on offense for the New Jersey Nets this season, doing his damage mostly on second chances while averaging three offensive rebounds per game.

But the power forward will get his time in the spotlight on E! this summer, as Kim Kardashian confirms an abundance of her boyfriend on the new season of her family's heavily scripted reality show.

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"[Kris] is in my life, so he will be on it a little bit," Kim told Us Weekly. "He won't be the main focus of the show or anything, but the reality of my life is that he is in it, so yeah, he will be on the show."

Rumors of an impending engagement between the couple continue to persist. Would Kris have a problem adjusting to such a public life? Not according to his large-breasted significant other, who said of shooting her show:

"It was a good test for him. He is totally fine with it and he makes it easy."

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How did we get here?

On June 12, E! will premiere the sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yes, the sixth season.

Somehow, the family that publicizes every aspect of its boring life has managed to continually draw in viewers to a scripted show that focuses more on large breasts than sincere emotion.

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What sort of crazy (scripted), unexpected (scripted!), shocking (scripted!) moments will go down this summer? Check out an official preview for the reality series below.

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It might appear as though they do nothing but party, pose on the red carpet and give magazine interviews, but Kourtney Kardashian wants to make it clear: she and sister Kim Kardashian work HARD.

Viewers will find out what this means when Kourtney & Kim Take New York premieres this month on E!.

Return of the Body!!!

Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian found time recently to get her bikini body back about 12 times AND open up a store in NYC.

"We were shocked at how much harder it was to open a store in New York as compared to Los Angeles and Miami," Kourtney told People. "We are on the same block as mega successful stores like Chanel so we really had our work cut out for us. It was a lot more detail and worry than we ever imagined."

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