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Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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Simply put: It's here. And it's awesome.

Ray J has released the official music video for "I Hit It First," the Kim Kardashian sex tape-inspired anthem that Ray somehow claims is NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Right. The same way Amanda Bynes is totally stable and normal.

The video features Ray driving sports cars and flying in airplanes... while also rolling in bed with a young woman who looks a whole lot like a certain large-breasted reality star.

See for yourself:

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It took a decade, but the Kim Kardashian sex tape may finally pay off for Ray J.

A few days prior to its planned released, "I Hit It First" has been leaked online.

The track takes clear aim at Ray J's famous ex, taunting Kanye West and Kris Humphries with its opening lyrics (She might move on to rappers and ballplayers/But we all know I hit it first.) and going on to constantly remind the world:

Ray J totally did Kim Kardashian first.

So enjoy your sloppy seconds and thirds, 'Ye, and enjoy this hilarious single now, readers:

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Ray J is coming out with a new single and its title is a hilarious taunt to Kanye West:

I Hit It First.

Featuring a pixelated Kim Kardashian bikini photo for its cover art, the track will be released on April 9 and reportedly features the lyrics:

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She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.

I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West

No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.

Seriously, how awesome is Ray J?!?

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Kanye West is not pleased about his low ranking on MTV's "Hottest MCs List" ... or really anything in which he is ranked or otherwise considered less than the all-time best.

He knows just who to blame for the perceived snub, too.

West was ranked seventh on the MTV list, behind #5 Drake and #6 Big Sean (only part of the list has been released), and wasn’t shy about sharing his outrage.

The outspoken rapper went off on New York’s Hot 97 station Tuesday, defending his rapping skills and claiming it's all due to a personal dislike.

“Number seven bothers me,” West complained to DJ Enuff.

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Kim Kardashian krashes her krush's latest music video, making a brief appearance and sending a message to her estranged husband: you suck!

Indeed, Kim kameos in "I Wish You Could/Cold," a kollaboration between Kanye West, DJ Khaled and Rick Ross. She pops up around the five-minute mark and she does so with a purpose.

A quick refresher:

"Way Too Cold" was originally titled "Theraflu," and it's the track in which Kanye first expressed his love for Kardashian while simultaneously taking a swipe at Kris Humphries with the lyrics:

"I'll admit I fell in love with Kim around the same time she had fell in love with him. Well, that's cool, baby girl, do you thing/Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team."

And... kue Kim! At these words, she stands behind her new man with a smirk on her face.

Humphries and Kardashian are actually due in court today, where a judge will reportedly either grant the couple a divorce or set a trial date in which they can hash out their legal differences once and for all.

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Maybe whomever Kim Kardashian has working behind the scenes trying to buy the rights to her sex tape can negotiate some sort of two-for-one deal.

Another video of hers that she'd rather forget is making the rounds, and while there are no shots of Ray J ransacking that booty, it's still pretty sensual.

Earlier this year, Kim released a song in a hilarious bid to break into the music industry. She even shot a music video that was never released ... until now.

Watch 55 seconds of stunning visuals from the amazingness that is "Jam (Turn It Up)" below. The audio is quite forgettable, but that's always true of Kim:

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Prepare your earplugs, THG readers, Kim Kardashian has officially released her first single.

The star, who teased the upcoming music video for "Jam (Turn It Up)" with a photo on her blog this week, appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show today and said she was nervous to have the whole world listen to her collaboration with producer The-Dream.

And for good reason. It's awful. Seriously awful. So awful it makes Britney Spears sound like Celine Dion. A portion of the proceeds from sales will be donated to the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, so we don't wish to discourage people from downloading it.

Still, consider yourself warned: Kim's singing makes her reality show acting look Oscar-worthy...

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The rumors have become a frightening reality.

While hosting a New Year's Eve bash in Las Vegas on Friday night, Kim Kardashian debuted her first-ever single, telling the crowd: "I did this song with The Dream, and it's really fun. I hope you guys like it!"

The tune is titled "Turn It Up," Kim will collaborate with Kanye West on the official music video and you can listen to her miss every note on it below: What do you think?

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