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There may not be a Kim Kardashian sex tape sequel on the way.

But Kanye West has given fans another video that's all about giving it to this often-naked reality star.

In the newly released remix of Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love," Kanye raps all about doing it with Kim in the reverse cowgirl position (look it up, kids) before concluding with the line:

"I impregnated your mouth, girl... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Yeah. Let's all pray North West never learns how to use the Internet.

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Released yesterday, the Bound 2 music video from Kanye West features a topless Kim Kardashian straddling her fiance while riding around in his motorcycle.

And that was just the PG-rated version! Sort of.

Kim has posted the "uncensored" edition of this headline-making music video online, as it features coarse language from Kanye and more shots of the couple simulating sex in front of mountains and a beautiful blue sky.

Is this the most ridiculous music video of all-time? The sexiest? Or both? Watch and decide for yourself now:

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Kanye West has unveiled the official music video for "Bound 2," and it does not disappoint.

Appearing on Ellen and introducing the footage to fans, West doesn't actually appear in the video until approximately one minute in.

But then we see the rapper on his motorcycle, snow-capped mountains in the background and his fiancee posing seductively as a silhouette.

Fast forward a short while later and Kanye is on his bike with a topless Kim Kardashian, singing about vacations and Christmas and totally getting his mack on with his baby mama. Watch the video now:

We'd ask Barack Obama what he thinks of the "Bound 2" music video, but Kanye doesn't want the President uttering Kim's name.

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Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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Simply put: It's here. And it's awesome.

Ray J has released the official music video for "I Hit It First," the Kim Kardashian sex tape-inspired anthem that Ray somehow claims is NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Right. The same way Amanda Bynes is totally stable and normal.

The video features Ray driving sports cars and flying in airplanes... while also rolling in bed with a young woman who looks a whole lot like a certain large-breasted reality star.

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It took a decade, but the Kim Kardashian sex tape may finally pay off for Ray J.

A few days prior to its planned released, "I Hit It First" has been leaked online.

The track takes clear aim at Ray J's famous ex, taunting Kanye West and Kris Humphries with its opening lyrics (She might move on to rappers and ballplayers/But we all know I hit it first.) and going on to constantly remind the world:

Ray J totally did Kim Kardashian first.

So enjoy your sloppy seconds and thirds, 'Ye, and enjoy this hilarious single now, readers:

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Ray J is coming out with a new single and its title is a hilarious taunt to Kanye West:

I Hit It First.

Featuring a pixelated Kim Kardashian bikini photo for its cover art, the track will be released on April 9 and reportedly features the lyrics:

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She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.

I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West

No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.

Seriously, how awesome is Ray J?!?

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Kanye West is not pleased about his low ranking on MTV's "Hottest MCs List" ... or really anything in which he is ranked or otherwise considered less than the all-time best.

He knows just who to blame for the perceived snub, too.

West was ranked seventh on the MTV list, behind #5 Drake and #6 Big Sean (only part of the list has been released), and wasn’t shy about sharing his outrage.

The outspoken rapper went off on New York’s Hot 97 station Tuesday, defending his rapping skills and claiming it's all due to a personal dislike.

“Number seven bothers me,” West complained to DJ Enuff.

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Kim Kardashian krashes her krush's latest music video, making a brief appearance and sending a message to her estranged husband: you suck!

Indeed, Kim kameos in "I Wish You Could/Cold," a kollaboration between Kanye West, DJ Khaled and Rick Ross. She pops up around the five-minute mark and she does so with a purpose.

A quick refresher:

"Way Too Cold" was originally titled "Theraflu," and it's the track in which Kanye first expressed his love for Kardashian while simultaneously taking a swipe at Kris Humphries with the lyrics:

"I'll admit I fell in love with Kim around the same time she had fell in love with him. Well, that's cool, baby girl, do you thing/Lucky I ain't have Jay drop him from the team."

And... kue Kim! At these words, she stands behind her new man with a smirk on her face.

Humphries and Kardashian are actually due in court today, where a judge will reportedly either grant the couple a divorce or set a trial date in which they can hash out their legal differences once and for all.

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Maybe whomever Kim Kardashian has working behind the scenes trying to buy the rights to her sex tape can negotiate some sort of two-for-one deal.

Another video of hers that she'd rather forget is making the rounds, and while there are no shots of Ray J ransacking that booty, it's still pretty sensual.

Earlier this year, Kim released a song in a hilarious bid to break into the music industry. She even shot a music video that was never released ... until now.

Watch 55 seconds of stunning visuals from the amazingness that is "Jam (Turn It Up)" below. The audio is quite forgettable, but that's always true of Kim:

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