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We're not exactly sure who decided to photoshop the teeth out of celebrity mouths or why, but this is a thing that exists on the Internet. For better or for worse.

The pictures are frightening and funny, sometimes simultaneously.

In some cases, it feels like we're getting a glimpse of what would happen if these celebrities had to age without the benefit of cosmetic dental implants to ensure their teeth are obnoxiously white while their skin shrivels and their hair fades to gray.

In others, well, we're horrified. You probably will be too.

So here's a look at what 19 celebrities would look like without teeth. Now if you'll excuse us we'll be brushing and flossing so this never, ever happens to us:

Anne Hathaway
Scale of 1 to OMG, Anne Hathaway with no teeth is OMGOMGOMG.

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We recently came up with a list of 9 celebrities who look just like Disney princesses.

Kim Kardashian did not make the cut, but try telling that to Cosmopolitan.

The genius editors of that publication have somehow outdone their recent expose on girl-on-girl sex positions by imagining Kim and husband Kanye West as iconic cartoon couples.

Here they are watching as North West is presented to the universe... there they are floating on a magic carpet... and, yup, that's a tiny Kim Kardashian with wings, sitting on Kanye's shoulder.

Very awesome. Very original. And very much worth your time to flip through the following photo gallery:

Kim and Kanye in The Lion King
It's the circle of life, folks. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were destined to appear in a version of The Lion King.

NOTE: For more examples of Kim and Kanye as you've never seen them before, visit the official Cosmo website.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kylie and Kendall Jenner are right: the Kimye wedding was amazing!

Due to the gorgeous Kim Kardashian wedding dress and photos and the vows she exchanged with Kanye West that guaranteed these two would remain together for life?

Not exactly.

The nuptials instead led to a number of amazing parodies and jokes, from unexpected sources such as The New York Post and its Kimye wedding announcement... to a sports club bringing up Kris Humphries... to Mad Magazine doing what it does best:

Making us laugh. 

Mad Magazine Kimye Spoof

As seen above, the publication will be releasing a pull-out poster in its next issue, one that is a play on Bride of Frankenstein and that makes up quotes from Humphries and Ray J.

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Following a fight with his family this weekend, Rob Kardashian needs to lose some weight.

But a new ad for New York Sports Club suggests that this reality star isn't the only member of his family who should be hitting the gym going forward.

In a humorous jab at the past of Kim Kardashian, the franchise has unveiled the following poster, recalling Kim's last marriage and offering a suggestion to her new husband:

New York Sports Club Ad

HA! We love it.

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It gave us some amazing GIFs of Kim Kardashian topless, along with more reasons to laugh at Kanye West's supposed art.

But now the recently-released Bound 2 music video has given us something even more magical:

James Franco and Seth Rogen recreating the mountain and cloud-laden motorcycle ride shot for shot, with the former as Kanye and the latter as Kim.

The video is titled "Bound 3" and it was posted to Rogen's Facebook account this morning and... what else do you need to know?!? James Franco and Seth Rogen as Kimye!

WATCH NOW:

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HA!

A construction company in Canada is a bit late to the mocking-Kim-Kardashian-for-her-short-marriage-to-Kris-Humphries-game... but we'll still laugh at the effort.

In an attempt to quell complaints from the public, a Toronto-based company has put up the following sign outside the Bay Adelaide Centre, which really is coming soon, it swears:

Konstruction sign

The sign was reportedly created by famous comedy troupe Second City.

Kim, of course, is now the mother to North West and girlfriend of Kanye West. She's moved on. But it's fun to see not everyone else has.

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Ever since Kim Kardashian's first child came into the world through her vagina - known from this day forward as the North West passage - we have wondered:

What will the spawn of Kim and Kanye West look like?

Kim Kardashian Baby Projection

Even before Thursday's Kim Kardashian baby name reveal, insiders were reporting that she “looks just like Kim,” so that’s a good thing, probably. Maybe.

It may be awhile until North West makes her public debut. Her arrival five weeks before Kim's due date no doubt threw a wrench into the Kards' PR machine.

When the celebrity couple will release the first official pics of their bundle of joy, and how many millions they will collect for doing so, we can not say.

What we can do is speculate ... and compile a hilarious collection of projected images of what the Internet envisions little North West will look like.

Follow the jump for UNofficial photos galore!!

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This is real pornography.
Wait… who's holding it? Two hands!
The end is purple.
What's taking him so long? He's so young.
She's just laying there.
That's a Brazilian.
That's what Greeks do… from the back.

And so the commentary goes in the following video, which claims to depict a trio of grandmothers watching Kim Kardashian Superstar. Are they actually witnessing Ray J thrust Kim... into the spotlight?

We'd like to think so. Actually, gross, we really would not. Either way, check out the hilarity now and decide for yourself:

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Michael Buble will likely not be exchanging Christmas cards this year with Kim Kardashian.

At a concert in New York City over the weekend, the crooner took to the stage and announced: “Ladies and gentleman, I have a very special guest... Please welcome Kim Kardashian!"

The audience reportedly gasped, only for Buble to add: “Nah, just [bleeping] with you! That bitch isn’t coming on my stage.”

  • Michael Buble at a Book Signing
  • Kim Kardashian, Ugly Hat

Buble then dedicated the song "Feeling Good" to Kris Humphries, jokingly singling about Kim and Kris with: "She hurt him, she hurt him! I wish she had hurt me!"

In related news, Michael Buble is our new hero.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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When does the brother of a comedian, dryly reading lyrics from a newly-released track, actually sound better than the track itself?

When the artist of the single in question is Kim Kardashian.

On an episode of her E! talk show this week, Chelsea Handler took at aim an easy target and hit a humorous bulls-eye. She called out her brother to recite such gems from Kim's "Jam (Turn It Up)" as how the star is "feeling so good," and "feeling so right" and, of course, "feeling so great."

Could this be done with almost any top 40 pop song? Probably. But that doesn't make the clip any less funny...

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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