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Ellen DeGeneres has a lot of history with Kim Kardashian.

The reality star renewed her vows with Kris Humphries in October 2011 on an episode of the comedian's talk show. She also accepted the Ice Buckett challenge alongside Ellen.

DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi also mocked Kim and Kanye West's "Bound 2" music video for their Christmas card last year.

And now the hilarious couple is up to it again. Consider their 2014 holiday card, unveiled today on an episodeof Ellen:

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Holiday Card

DeGeneres's holiday cards are part of a partnership with Shutterfly in which the company donates money to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital and the Humane Society.

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The Internet continues to have a lot of fun with the Kim Kardashian Paper magazine pictorial.

Perhaps a bit too much fun, some might say.

We've already had our eyes permanently scarred by viewing the head of Miley Cyrus as baby superimposed on Kim's naked body... and now a German artist named Olga Andriyenko has gone ahead and ruined out childhood.

By publishing a photo of Ursula from The Little Mermaid on the cover of Water magazine:

Ursula Butt Photo

Talk about something that's both genius and disturbing!

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In case you somehow have not heard, Kim Kardashian covers the winter issue of Paper magazine.

Or, to be specific, Kim Kardashian's insanely-oiled rear end covers the winter issue of People magazine.

The revealing pictorial has resulted in a number of reactions across the Internet, from Naya Rivera slamming Kardashian ("You're someone's mother...") to ESPN host Michelle Beadle asking the following on Twitter:

"Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet?"

  • Kim Kardashian Ass Photo
  • Kim Kardashian Paper Photo

The answer, of course, is a resounding NO. We're not even close to being done talking about Kim Kardashian nude yet!

The World Wide Web has gone ahead and stepped up like only the World Wide Web can, as users around the nation have tweaked the X-rated cover photo in a number of fun ways.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

We all know that Kim Kardashian has a knack for cashing in on her fame, and has executed that game plan for as long as we've known she exists.

However, a newly unearthed video filmed at her eighth grade graduation proves she's been in love with the camera since long before anyone was paying her for it.

In celebration of Kim's 34th birthday, E! released the above footage of a 13-year-old Kim hogging the spotlight and bragging that she's "the dopest and the ropest."

Whatever that means.

We'd make fun of her for being annoying, but she's no more obnoxious than your average hyped-up tween. In fact, we're kind of impressed by her energy.

What happened to that personality, Cyborg Kim Kardashian of 2014?! Maybe there is some truth to those rumors that Kanye turned Kim into a robot.

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Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times, more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola.

That's the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since.

Kim Kardashian vs. Ebola

And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he's totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim. 

So what better way to celebrate Kim's 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star.

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Kim Kardashian has been at the center of plenty fake magazine cover stories.

Most recently, for example, Life & Style wrote that Kardashian has been betrayed by her sisters; while the same tabloid reported previously that Kardashian is both pregnant and newly single.

But what follows is a different sort of made-up Kim Kardashian allegation.

The geniuses at Wake Forest Photoshopped a People magazine photo of Kardashian and Kengera Daniel for a recent recruiting trip made by this star defensive tackle prospect.

It pretended as though Kengera and Kim were a power couple nicknamed “KimGera” and it claimed Kim really wants to see Daniel in a Demon Deacons uniform.

Fake Kim Kardashian Cover

"It did impress," the 6-foot-5, 240-pound senior told ESPN. "But I haven't really told anyone I was a Kim K. fan. I guess they assume all guys are. But it's a cool edit."

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If you've ever seen Saturday Night Live's Nasim Pedrad impersonate Kim Kardashian then you know that she not only perfectly mimics Kim's nasal, valley girl voice, she also captures the airheaded essence that we've all come to know and unsuccessfully try to ignore over the years.

But for as much time as she spends in front of cameras, Kim is apparently oblivious to her own walk and talk.

When Kim crossed paths with Pedrad before she left the SNL cast earlier this year, Mrs. West apparently had just one question - "I'm not really like that, am I?!"

Even though anyone who's ever seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape can close their eyes and hear Kim's shrill, ear-piercing squeals of pleasure, Nasim assured her that, no, the voice was just exaggerated for the sake of comedy.

Awfully nice of her, but come on! If no one ever says anything she's just gonna go right on talking like that!

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We're not exactly sure who decided to photoshop the teeth out of celebrity mouths or why, but this is a thing that exists on the Internet. For better or for worse.

The pictures are frightening and funny, sometimes simultaneously.

In some cases, it feels like we're getting a glimpse of what would happen if these celebrities had to age without the benefit of cosmetic dental implants to ensure their teeth are obnoxiously white while their skin shrivels and their hair fades to gray.

In others, well, we're horrified. You probably will be too.

So here's a look at what 19 celebrities would look like without teeth. Now if you'll excuse us we'll be brushing and flossing so this never, ever happens to us:

Anne Hathaway
Scale of 1 to OMG, Anne Hathaway with no teeth is OMGOMGOMG.

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We recently came up with a list of 9 celebrities who look just like Disney princesses.

Kim Kardashian did not make the cut, but try telling that to Cosmopolitan.

The genius editors of that publication have somehow outdone their recent expose on girl-on-girl sex positions by imagining Kim and husband Kanye West as iconic cartoon couples.

Here they are watching as North West is presented to the universe... there they are floating on a magic carpet... and, yup, that's a tiny Kim Kardashian with wings, sitting on Kanye's shoulder.

Very awesome. Very original. And very much worth your time to flip through the following photo gallery:

Kim and Kanye in The Lion King
It's the circle of life, folks. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were destined to appear in a version of The Lion King.

NOTE: For more examples of Kim and Kanye as you've never seen them before, visit the official Cosmo website.

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner are right: the Kimye wedding was amazing!

Due to the gorgeous Kim Kardashian wedding dress and photos and the vows she exchanged with Kanye West that guaranteed these two would remain together for life?

Not exactly.

The nuptials instead led to a number of amazing parodies and jokes, from unexpected sources such as The New York Post and its Kimye wedding announcement... to a sports club bringing up Kris Humphries... to Mad Magazine doing what it does best:

Making us laugh. 

Mad Magazine Kimye Spoof

As seen above, the publication will be releasing a pull-out poster in its next issue, one that is a play on Bride of Frankenstein and that makes up quotes from Humphries and Ray J.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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