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Kim Kardashian got pulled over for speeding in Los Angeles Tuesday, and total bedlam ensued. She wasn't done making news for the day, as it turned out.

What better way to distract fans from such scandalous chaos than with a couple shot of cuteness? Yes, THGers: Kim has released two new North West photos!!!

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  • North West and Riccardo Tisci

In the first, we see someone other than Kim or Kanye holding the child for the first time in Kardashian HISTORY. Truly, this is a watershed moment.

Fashion designer Riccardo Tisci gets the honor. Kardashian captioned the pic "#NewStylist."

In the second Instagram snap, little Nori is all on her own, just smiling happily for the camera as his mother added along with the picture just one word: "LOL."

She's a cutie.

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Kim Kardashian welcome to North West on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but those looking for an all-access ticket to her birth were let down.

To be sure, a great deal of drama surrounded Kim’s delivery as the reality star gave birth five weeks early after finding out she was suffering from toxemia.

“Basically, I have to deliver the baby right now,” said a surprisingly calm Kim to Khloe, though momager Kris freaked. How did it all play out on TV and life?

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Weirdly, or maybe not weirdly considering who we're dealing with, it was Kris Jenner who gave the green light for the girls to go to the hospital. Minus 100.

There, Khloe filmed Kim on her phone. “I’m excited to meet you,” Kim said to her future offspring, noting that “daddy” Kanye West was on his way.

Unlike Kourtney Kardashian pulling out her baby in all its glory, there was zero footage of Kim. They cut to Khloe telling Bruce that the baby arrived.

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Compromise. It's at the heart of any healthy relationship.

Who takes out the trash? Who controls the remote control? How much do you expose your baby to the press, the cameras and the online universe?

According to Radar Online sources, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been trying not to clash over this final question, despite both sides disagreeing on how to present daughter Nori to the world.

“Kanye never wants anything public to be out there about his daughter," an insider says. "He wants to keep her all to himself and her family, he doesn’t think anyone else deserves to see her."

However, "things are slowly changing," this source adds, as evidenced by Kim releasing a second photo of North West just a few days ago.

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Kim Kardashian is strolling around Paris these days, exposing her mammoth cleavage and taking in Fashion Week.

But the reality star's mind is clearly very much on daughter North West, and not just because Kim is wearing a Nori necklace around France with her.

Kardashian posted a new photo of the infant on Instagram today, including with it the following caption: "I missed waking up with my little [angel emoji]."

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And, even the harshest Kim critic must admit: Nori is adorable!

You likely recall that the first North West photo was unveiled in August when Kanye West dropped by Kris Jenner's terrible talk show (which has since been axed).

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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.

Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe on Keeping Up

Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.

“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,” Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.

“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,” Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."

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Kim Kardashian is now rocking blonde hair.

But that isn't the only color news we have in regard to this reality star and her personal life.

According to a Life & Style source, Kim and Kanye West have very strict rules when it comes to their child's fashion.

“They do not dress North in any other colors except three: black, white or cream,” a family insider claims. “No pinks allowed!”

And the nursery?

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Kim Kardashian wants to pose for Playboy or "some nude shoot" ASAP.

That's what she says (or said, whilst still pregnant) in a promo for upcoming episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, regarding her big post-baby plans.

“As soon as I pop this thing out," she declares, "I want to do Playboy."

Kim Kardashian welcomed baby North West in mid-June, but the family business/reality show lags behind by a few months, so she could've changed her mind.

If she is serious, it would be somewhat surprising, even for her.

Why? She posed for Playboy in 2007 - around the time of the Kim Kardashian sex tape - but was upset, or so she says, when the mag re-ran the shots in 2010.

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One mystery surrounding North West is over: We've seen the first Kim Kardashian baby picture and this gal is a cutie!

But another remains: Who will serve as the child's godfather?!?

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  • Kim Kardashian Baby Photo

Jonathan Cheban tells In Touch Weekly that he very much wants the job, telling the tabloid so far he's known as "Uncle Jonathan" to little Nori but perhaps that will change in the near future.

“I’m still waiting for godfather," Kim's longtime best friend, who often appears on her reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, said simply.

Given Lamar Odom's DUI arrest earlier today, we're guessing he's out of the running.

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Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Today's image comes from last Friday's episode of Kris Jenner's talk show, when Kanye West revealed the first EVER North West photo. Aww!

Yes, the spawn of 'Ye and Kim Kardashian is a real cutie, but this picture offers limitless potential. What do you think would be a great caption for it?

Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) for North West's long-awaited public debut below! Go to it! A winner will be announced Friday. Good luck ...

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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