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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 14, Brody Jenner got awkwardly turned on by Kim Kardashian and Kris and Bruce argued a lot.

We could stop the recap right there, but in the interest of paragraphs ...

It's hard not to sympathize with Brody Jenner here. First your father marries Kris Jenner, causing a decades-long rift between the two of you.

Then your stepsister Kim Kardashian turns into ... Kim Kardashian.

While the rest of the group went zip-lining and took in the stunning Thailand surroundings, Kim was preoccupied by taking a book of selfies for 'Ye.

Many of which features full-on boobs and nips hanging out.

Putting aside the fact that it's not really a selfie if your ASSISTANT TAKES THE PHOTO for you, it's kind of cute that Kim takes them for her man.

(It's also cute when an elephant attacks her in the process).

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Two freak outs of a very different nature will take center stage on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday night.

First, Kim Kardashian will have second (and third... and fourth) thoughts about zipping down a line while on vacation in Thailand, completely melting down just as she's about to take flight.

Second, Brody Jenner will see Kim Kardashian nude! Sort of!

Check out both clips below for a peek at what's ahead, including Brody explaining how he walked in on his step-sister's sexy photo shoot and how he saw more than he bargained for by doing so:

Need to catch up this ridiculous series?

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 13, Khloe Kardashian got robbed, which was just the tip of the iceberg for the reeling star.

Stressed because she has to be out of her house in just a few days, Khloe is feeling sadder than ever as everything there reminds her of Lamar Odom.

Meanwhile, Bruce and Brody Jenner are going to take part in an upcoming father-son golf tournament that they feel will be a good bonding experience.

After spending their afternoon in New York looking at spaces for Dash. the sisters head back to their hotel and Khloe gets a phone call from Lamar.

He tells her that he is moving to Spain.

Odom is leaving that night to move to Europe play basketball, and after being crushed that she won't get to say goodbye, she drops a bomb:

Khloe knew about Lamar's cheating!

With Odom still clinging to hope that their marriage will fix itself, and at the same time preparing to head out of town for good, she's at a loss for words.

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The latest installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians found Kim and Khloe bonding over mud and Kourtney trying to understand Scott Disick's spoiled needs.

But, in the end, as always, the episode came back around to Kris Jenner.

It all started with Scott wanting to avoid traffic when heading to Las Vegas and other locales and coming up with the only logical purchase he could think of: a helicopter!

This meant getting a helipad for the backyard of his new home, an idea that got Scott thinking he could be just like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Kourtney wasn't in love with the proposal, but she also wanted to be supportive.

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Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian (mud) run this town.

In a klip from this Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim and Khloe take part in a mud run, getting down and very dirty with each other in the slop while talking about their sisterly bond.

And also about their dirty vaginas.

Check out the sneak peek and note how natural and totally unforced these sibling interactions are:

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We mean this in the gentlest, least mocking way possible, but...

... holy calories, Rob Kardashian is fat!

That's not a very nice thing to say, we know. But it's sort of all we can focus on in the following sneak peek from Sunday's all-new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which features Kim, Khloe ad Rob working up a sweat.

Aside from doing some squats and Khloe getting a little irritated at her sister, the siblings discuss Kim's recent visit to a psychic and what the lady had to say about future babies, both for Kim and for Khloe.

Check it out now:

Are you behind on this E! program? No worries: go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic now!

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Most Kim Kardashian stories are pretty harmless, but on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and her mom were confronted with racist comments.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, or keep up with them on the Internet, you knew about the racial incident that went down on their Vienna trip.

We finally got to see it play out on TV this week, and the results were pretty surprising. Meanwhile, Kourtney kept trying to delay moving to her new home. Why?

Find out in our Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 11 recap!

Let's start with the rat. No, not Scott Disick. The actual rat who infiltrated the new home he bought with baby mama Kourtney.

The latter, who worked VERY hard in order to afford the mansion, freaked the eff out upon seeing this critter and then later upon seeing more rat poop on the floor.

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Thankfully this week's Kim Kardashian nip slip and Photoshop fail are pretty harmless, even funny stories in the end. This one is considerably heavier.

The reality star recalls, in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, how she was recently told to shut her black baby up on an airplane.

Sitting in her kitchen with sister Khloe Kardashian and momager Kris Jenner, Kim discussed the incident in first class with her daughter North West.

“I fell asleep, I woke up to this woman screaming, ‘Kanye West’s baby!’ The woman is screaming at my child, I jump up …” Kim Kardashian said.

"I would’ve punched her in her face," Khloe Kardashian said, and we don't doubt she would have, but Kim clarified, “No, we were on a plane ... I wanted to.”

Then Kris Jenner interjects, “This lady stood up in the cabin in first class, and yelled at the top of her lungs, ‘She’s with a black guy, and that baby is black!’"

"You need to shut that black baby up!’” Kris recalls her saying.

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A new report has surfaced claiming Kim Kardashian is ready to quitting Keeping Up With the Kardashians, triggering an all-out WAR with her famous family.

No, this isn't a report from The Onion, nor is it April Fool's. But it does come straight from celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style, which isn't too different ...

Kim Kardashian Quits?.

The magazine alleges that the newly-married Mrs. Kanye West “wants out of the family business" and that the rest of her krew is "in a tailspin" over this.

“She feels like she has outgrown reality TV,” explains a so-called “insider” who clearly can't have too much inside knowledge if he or she believes that.

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, according to the publication, are “pointing the finger at Kim for costing them a staggering $500 million in future revenue.”

Five hundred million dollars? Where did that huge figure possibly come from?

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner had a heart-to-heart over how terribly they treat their own mother.

Ah, sisterly bonding.

Kris Jenner really does make it easy at times to make fun of her, what with acting like she's 20 and all, and Khloe has never been one to mince words.

As Kim Kardashian sagely pointed out, though, Khloe is also a role model for Kendall Jenner, who sees her attitude and also treats Kris like dirt. So ...

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

You have to admit, it was rather alarming to see Kendall call her mom a "desperate f--king whore" under her breath, no matter how grating Kris can be.

Khloe sought to rectify this, and no thanks to the bugs sketching Kendall out on their nature walk, eventually got her point across. Time to be nicer to Kris.

For Khloe this meant taking her clubbing.

Kris Jenner totally goes commando, because obviously, and now this image is likely seared into your cranium whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or not.

You're so welcome, everybody.

The Twerking that ensues at the club is enough to scar you for life, but as Khloe says, Kris is the glue that holds the family together. Like her or not, it's true.

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