by Hilton Hater at

Thanksgiving is over. It will soon be time to slip into that slinky dress for your company holiday party.

But how will you ever fit, following multiple helpings of stuffing and pie? Fear not!

Kim Kardashian has taken to her official blog to offer truly ground-breaking dieting advice to any food fanatic out there. Read on and be sure to jot this down. It's nothing you ever would have thought of on your own...

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  1. Throw out those left overs!
  2. Take advantage of workout-related bargains. Visit stores and websites so for a new exercise outfit or some new sneakers that will get you motivated to hit the gym.
  3. Find a workout buddy!
  4. Stay focused. But don't be too hard on yourself if you gain a couple pounds here or there. Just focus on eating healthier.
  5. Strive to drink nine cups of water per day.

And there you have it, folks! It will also help to star in a Ray J sex tape and shill for every product out there in order to afford your own personal chef and trainer.

Best of luck to all!

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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian is at it again.

She may have paraded around all summer in a two-piece (browse through our Kim Kardashian bikini photos now!), but the reality star claims she actually packed on the pounds, telling Life & Style she needs to lose some weight.

Kim Kardashian on the Beach

“I’m hoping to slim down a little bit, and I’m not afraid to say it,” Kardashian tells the tabloid. “I think everyone goes up and down in whatever that comfortable love relationship phase is where you like to eat out, but now it’s time to get it together again.”

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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian is taking revenge on Reggie Bush... again!

In a sign that tabloids are officially out of topics on which to report, Life & Style has run the SAME EXACT COVER STORY this week as it ran in mid-April.

Once more, the magazine is touting Kim's bikini body, as if it's something to aspire to and not something she accomplished by downing a dangerous diet supplement and then sitting on the toilet for days on end.

We'd tell the publication to cover some other facet of Kardashian's life, but let's face it: Is there anything remotely interesting about this large-breasted celebrity except for how she looks in a bathing suit?

The Revenge Body

The clear answers appear to be a big, fat NO. After all, just look at the fascinating cover stories various magazines have run on Kardashian over the past few months (click to enlarge). Does anyone else sense a (pointless) theme here?

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts
  • Boob Jobs!
  • Bikini Body Slim-Down!
  • Bikini Diets That So Work
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by Hilton Hater at

Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

  1. Take QuickTrim.
  2. Rely on airbrushing.
  3. Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

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by Hilton Hater at

How do you seek revenge against a former boyfriend that may have cheated on you with a blonde waitress?

By starving yourself and taking an unhealthy weight loss supplement that forces you to sit on the toilet for hours on end, that's how!

Such is the action Kim Kardashian has taken against Reggie Bush, according to the latest issue of Life & Style. Its cover story hypes Kim's use of (what else?) QuickTrim, while quoting the reality star as saying:

"I really wanted to just buckle down and get rid of the tiny bit of excess weight I was carrying... I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It's amazing how much better I feel."

Kim allegedly lost five pounds in five days... which actually pales in comparison to what the exact same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian lost last week. See for yourself:

The Revenge Body

How much weight, in how many days, will Kourtney Kardashian lose next week? Pick up Life & Style. Find out!!!

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by Free Britney at

Apparently unimpressed by the Jesse James scandal, or that its own cover girl just went through a rather notable breakup, OK! magazine decided to do this big feature on celebrity diets and workout tips (wow, how original!) this week.

Filming in Miami with her sisters, professional celebrity Kim Kardashian has been turning heads with her firm physique. But believe us, that is no accident.

“Kim has been in her bikini for a week while in Miami — that’s the perfect motivation to stay fit,” a source close to Kim tells the celebrity gossip magazine.

Having admitted in the past that she’s “not good at dieting,” Kim recently switched her habits - and it's paid off. Now after losing almost 20 pounds since last summer, she’s determined to keep her stunning new 114-pound shape.

Bikini Diets That So Work

“I need to start eating better because it’s just healthy,” Tweeted the reality star. Since then, she’s switched to a low-carb diet, continued taking QuickTrim’s Extreme Burn supplements and made time for 3-5 workouts every week.

That's the first paragraph to ever include the words "healthy" and "QuickTrim" side by side! The scintillating magazine article also breaks down ...

  • Kim's shake recipe (and we ain't talkin' 'bout shakin' dat booty for Ray J, peeps) and more of the hot secrets she uses to get that bikini bod in Miami
  • Gisele Bundchen, Padma Lakshmi and Ellen Pompeo and how all three of these beautiful celebrities all slimmed down after their recent pregnancies
  • Britney Spears getting her figure back
  • Salma Hayek’s diet secrets
  • Kirstie Alley’s slimdown
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by Hilton Hater at

Within a week of 2010, Kim Kardashian has already made more news than she did in all of 2009. Well, almost.

The socialite has posed for a new ad campaign, appeared on The Jay Leno Show and seems intent on taking back the Publicity Whore crown from her sisters.

Kim Kardashian for Haiti

What better way to do that than to drop 15 pounds via an unhealthy weight loss supplement and then to pose on the cover of any magazine that pays you to brag about this unnatural change to your body?

Enter the latest issue of OK! Weekly. It promises to reveal the "exclusive on how Kim shed the pounds and went from a 124 pounds to 109 and from a size 6 to a size 2!"

Of course, we all know the answer: she and Khloe sold their souls to QuickTrim. This cover shot must make all those hours of sitting on the toilet totally worth it...

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by Hilton Hater at

Remember when Kim Kardashian was curvy, sexy and not an utter sellout?

We miss those days.

For the second time in the last few months, Kim has Tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini. The latest is accompanied with the message: "Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I've reached my goal!"

Apparently, her goal is to look at emaciated as humanly possible.

We really hope those Quick Trim bucks are worth it, Kim, as you've let curvy girls across America know the only acceptable look involves skin, bones and large breasts. Please, eat something - and try to not flush it out of your system with something no doctor on the planet would approve of...

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  • Kim Twitter Pic

Kim Kardashian before flushing her system out with an unhealthy weight loss supplement, and after. Which look do you prefer?

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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian has a message for girls across the country:

You can never be happy with yourself until a magazine recognizes that you have a nice body.

Kim - the same large-breasted reality TV star that once took pride in her curves and encouraged girls to do the same - is pimping herself out for QuickTrim, an unhealthy dietary supplement.

Having done a complete 180 on her body type stance, Kardashian is now showing off her svelte figure every chance she gets. Her publicist even ensured her a spot on a nationally-recognized list.

“I’m so thrilled I made PEOPLE magazine’s Top 10 Best Dressed! I was voted best bikini style,” Kardashian wrote on her blog. “This actually means a lot because it means all the effort I made to look good in those bikinis paid off! This year I feel more confident and comfortable in my own skin than I ever have, which is why you’ve seen a lot more photos of me in swimwear this year, hahaha!”

Best Bikini Style? Wow. Kim must have had tough competition from Heidi Montag and... Heidi Montag.

Bikini Made

We truly do find it disgraceful that Kim is no longer a role model for bigger-boned women. Instead, she's just like every other famous female that thinks the key to happiness is weight loss.

Does Kardashian really look so much better in the bikini photos below than she did last year? We don't think so.

  • Nice Bod
  • In the Bahamas
  • Nice Body
  • Look at my Ass
Great Breasts
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by Hilton Hater at

This is disgraceful.

For years, Kim Kardashian took pride in her body, telling various celebrity gossip outlets that she was proud of her curves. She served as a great role model for women in this regard.

Kim Kardashian on Rodeo Drive

But then the folks at QuickTrim came calling and Kardashian chose the money over her fans. Kim and sister Khloe have been shilling for the product ever since, despite its unhealthy side effects and the unenviable message to young girls around the country that it sends.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, for instance, the siblings are totally photoshopped on grace the cover and pretend as though QuickTrim is the most magical weight loss system ever invented.

Says Khloé: It's always been hard to lose weight in general, and I'm still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I've lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It's really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I've had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.

Says Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

Wow. It's almost like they're reading from a script.

A few notes:

  • QuickTrim is a cleansing system that forces one to essentially starve oneself, flushing one's body out in a manner that no doctor is his right mind would ever recommend;
  • Kim and Khloe are being paid a lot of money for this endorsement;
  • Get Thin Fast is grammatically incorrect, moronic editors at Life & Style. It should read: Get Thin Quickly... and Dangerously.

In the end, take Kim and Khloe's advice on pathetic ways to garner attention for yourself. Don't listen to a word they say about dieting.

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