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It's a stressful time for Kim Kardashian.

She's a new mother, the world is mocking her daughter's name (North West... really?!?) and SHE ABSOLUTELY MUST LOSE ALL BABY WEIGHT AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!

At least that's how one source puts it to In Touch Weekly.

Kim Kardashian Weight Story

"Kim is obsessed with getting the baby weight off - and fast," an insider tells the tabloid, adding that she immediately asked her sisters if she looked skinner once North was born.

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Last night's offering of Keeping Up With the Kardashians continued the now-familiar storyline of Bruce and Brody Jenner trying to repair their relationship.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner and the girls battled allegations from Ellen Pearson, Robert Kardashian Sr.'s ex-wife, with emotions running high as always.

Perhaps most significantly, Rob Kardashian gaining 50 pounds carried the most weight Sunday ... pun intended. Come along for THG's official +/- recap!

Keeping Up Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian's weight loss became a major story last month. Now, we get to see the precursor - the gain, and the concern of his family members.

He'd put on 50 pounds, and felt he was "embarrassing to the family" after weighing in at 241 pounds with a 45-inch waist. Wow dude. Minus 241.

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Thanksgiving is over. It will soon be time to slip into that slinky dress for your company holiday party.

But how will you ever fit, following multiple helpings of stuffing and pie? Fear not!

Kim Kardashian has taken to her official blog to offer truly ground-breaking dieting advice to any food fanatic out there. Read on and be sure to jot this down. It's nothing you ever would have thought of on your own...

Kim Kardashian Dress
  1. Throw out those left overs!
  2. Take advantage of workout-related bargains. Visit stores and websites so for a new exercise outfit or some new sneakers that will get you motivated to hit the gym.
  3. Find a workout buddy!
  4. Stay focused. But don't be too hard on yourself if you gain a couple pounds here or there. Just focus on eating healthier.
  5. Strive to drink nine cups of water per day.

And there you have it, folks! It will also help to star in a Ray J sex tape and shill for every product out there in order to afford your own personal chef and trainer.

Best of luck to all!

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Kim Kardashian is at it again.

She may have paraded around all summer in a two-piece (browse through our Kim Kardashian bikini photos now!), but the reality star claims she actually packed on the pounds, telling Life & Style she needs to lose some weight.

Kim Kardashian on the Beach

“I’m hoping to slim down a little bit, and I’m not afraid to say it,” Kardashian tells the tabloid. “I think everyone goes up and down in whatever that comfortable love relationship phase is where you like to eat out, but now it’s time to get it together again.”

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Kim Kardashian is taking revenge on Reggie Bush... again!

In a sign that tabloids are officially out of topics on which to report, Life & Style has run the SAME EXACT COVER STORY this week as it ran in mid-April.

Once more, the magazine is touting Kim's bikini body, as if it's something to aspire to and not something she accomplished by downing a dangerous diet supplement and then sitting on the toilet for days on end.

We'd tell the publication to cover some other facet of Kardashian's life, but let's face it: Is there anything remotely interesting about this large-breasted celebrity except for how she looks in a bathing suit?

The Revenge Body

The clear answers appear to be a big, fat NO. After all, just look at the fascinating cover stories various magazines have run on Kardashian over the past few months (click to enlarge). Does anyone else sense a (pointless) theme here?

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts
  • Boob Jobs!
  • Bikini Body Slim-Down!
  • Bikini Diets That So Work

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Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

  1. Take QuickTrim.
  2. Rely on airbrushing.
  3. Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

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How do you seek revenge against a former boyfriend that may have cheated on you with a blonde waitress?

By starving yourself and taking an unhealthy weight loss supplement that forces you to sit on the toilet for hours on end, that's how!

Such is the action Kim Kardashian has taken against Reggie Bush, according to the latest issue of Life & Style. Its cover story hypes Kim's use of (what else?) QuickTrim, while quoting the reality star as saying:

"I really wanted to just buckle down and get rid of the tiny bit of excess weight I was carrying... I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It's amazing how much better I feel."

Kim allegedly lost five pounds in five days... which actually pales in comparison to what the exact same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian lost last week. See for yourself:

The Revenge Body

How much weight, in how many days, will Kourtney Kardashian lose next week? Pick up Life & Style. Find out!!!

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Apparently unimpressed by the Jesse James scandal, or that its own cover girl just went through a rather notable breakup, OK! magazine decided to do this big feature on celebrity diets and workout tips (wow, how original!) this week.

Filming in Miami with her sisters, professional celebrity Kim Kardashian has been turning heads with her firm physique. But believe us, that is no accident.

“Kim has been in her bikini for a week while in Miami — that’s the perfect motivation to stay fit,” a source close to Kim tells the celebrity gossip magazine.

Having admitted in the past that she’s “not good at dieting,” Kim recently switched her habits - and it's paid off. Now after losing almost 20 pounds since last summer, she’s determined to keep her stunning new 114-pound shape.

Bikini Diets That So Work

“I need to start eating better because it’s just healthy,” Tweeted the reality star. Since then, she’s switched to a low-carb diet, continued taking QuickTrim’s Extreme Burn supplements and made time for 3-5 workouts every week.

That's the first paragraph to ever include the words "healthy" and "QuickTrim" side by side! The scintillating magazine article also breaks down ...

  • Kim's shake recipe (and we ain't talkin' 'bout shakin' dat booty for Ray J, peeps) and more of the hot secrets she uses to get that bikini bod in Miami
  • Gisele Bundchen, Padma Lakshmi and Ellen Pompeo and how all three of these beautiful celebrities all slimmed down after their recent pregnancies
  • Britney Spears getting her figure back
  • Salma Hayek’s diet secrets
  • Kirstie Alley’s slimdown

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Within a week of 2010, Kim Kardashian has already made more news than she did in all of 2009. Well, almost.

The socialite has posed for a new ad campaign, appeared on The Jay Leno Show and seems intent on taking back the Publicity Whore crown from her sisters.

Kim Kardashian for Haiti

What better way to do that than to drop 15 pounds via an unhealthy weight loss supplement and then to pose on the cover of any magazine that pays you to brag about this unnatural change to your body?

Enter the latest issue of OK! Weekly. It promises to reveal the "exclusive on how Kim shed the pounds and went from a 124 pounds to 109 and from a size 6 to a size 2!"

Of course, we all know the answer: she and Khloe sold their souls to QuickTrim. This cover shot must make all those hours of sitting on the toilet totally worth it...

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Remember when Kim Kardashian was curvy, sexy and not an utter sellout?

We miss those days.

For the second time in the last few months, Kim has Tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini. The latest is accompanied with the message: "Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I've reached my goal!"

Apparently, her goal is to look at emaciated as humanly possible.

We really hope those Quick Trim bucks are worth it, Kim, as you've let curvy girls across America know the only acceptable look involves skin, bones and large breasts. Please, eat something - and try to not flush it out of your system with something no doctor on the planet would approve of...

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  • Kim Twitter Pic

Kim Kardashian before flushing her system out with an unhealthy weight loss supplement, and after. Which look do you prefer?