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Somehow, some way... Kim Kardashian has found time to go on a second honeymoon.

How does she fit so many vacations into her busy work schedule?!?

Following a quick trip to Ireland after their wedding in Florence late last month, sources now confirm to Us Weekly that Kim and Kanye West are staying at a private residence in Punta Mita.

Kimye Says Cheese

Because they had to attend the nuptials of some friends a couple weeks ago, the couple's original honeymoon only lasted a few days.

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Well, here we go. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than two weeks ago and already there's trouble in paradise. 

Radar Online reports that Kanye was not pleased with the fact that daughter North was briefly made visible to peasants during the couple's highly-publicized wedding.

"Kim and Kanye have been arguing over all the exposure North got during the wedding," says a source. 

"He was frustrated the baby was in public so much and he wants to make sure that now that all of those festivities are over that she's protected."

Yeezy reportedly beefed up security in the days following the wedding, but not for the typical Kanye control-freak reasons:

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The Kimye wedding reportedly featured gold toilets and opera singers, and with all those bizarrely lavish details, you know Yeezy and Kim must have received some rare and incredibly expensive presents.

But of course, Kanye wouldn't allow himself to be outdone on his big day, so he delivered the most jaw-dropping gift himself. Problem is, this token of affection is astonishing for all the wrong reasons:

  • Kim Kardashian Nude Paiting
  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!

That's a painting entitled "Perfect B--ch" that Kanye commissioned from a street artist known only as Bambi.

The painting is supposed to portray Kim wearing only a g-string and a pair Louboutin heels, but it looks more like a blurry poster of an 80s porn star.

Kanye reportedly plans to hang the piece in the couple's bedroom.

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Less than two weeks after the much-hyped Kimye wedding, Kim Kardashian arrived in LA yesterday with her new husband nowhere to be seen.

Kanye is scheduled to headline the X Games in Austin, but those don't begin until Thursday, a fact that leaves many wondering why the very newly married couple is already traveling separately.

Well, it may have something to do with the fact that Kanye somehow thought his glamorous wife would enjoy a honeymoon spent in the gloomiest, most secluded regions of Ireland.

The Daily Mail reports that Kim and Kanye's honeymoon was a disaster that included such non-Kim-like activities as mountain biking on muddy trails and touring the bleak working-class town of Portlaoise. Does Kanye not know who he married?

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Let it be known: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are more Liked than Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

The following photo of Kimye on the couple's wedding day has surpassed one from January of Justin and Selena to become the most Liked picture in the history of Instagram.

At the moment, it has received user approval 1.93 million times.

Kim Kardashian Kisses Kanye West!

The image of Bieber and Gomez cuddling, which marked their (temporary) return as a couple a few months ago, racked up 1.82 million Likes.

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Was Kim Kardashian actually humiliated on her wedding day? Probably not.

But The New York Post has come out with the most detailed account yet of this reality star's nuptials to Kanye West... and if even half of these items are true, everyone in charge of this debacle should be mortified.

According to Page Six of that newspaper, the following all took place on Saturday in Florence:

Kimye got married on a ridge atop the Forti di Belvedere, meaning everything associated with the ceremony had to be hoisted via giant crane.

The bathrooms were housed in a 49-foot tall gold box that was placed alongside the dinner tables and described by one Italian as “the star of the show.” Many referred to the contraption as the Gold Toilet Tower.

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The ink isn't yet dry on the Kimye marriage certificate and we just got our first look at Kim Kardashian's wedding dress yesterday, but already Vegas odds-makers are calculating the couple's mathematical chances of making it through 2015.

So if Kimye was a horse, would you bet on it? According to Sportsbook manager Kevin Bradley the surprising answer is yes!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
The official odds that Kim and Kanye will stay together are 1/14. The odds they'll split are 5/1.

Bradley says the odds that either Kim or Yeezy will file for divorce by December 31, 2015 are 5/1. The odds that neither half of Kimye will head for Splitsville before next year is out are a startling 1/14.

USA Today's sports betting expert Danny Sheridan isn't quite as optimistic.

He says it's a virtual lock that Kim and Kanye will be broken up by May of 2015. Yes, not only is he giving the couple less than a year, he also says if they another child, you'd be smart to bet your paycheck on the fact that it will be named South.

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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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We now have another look at the Kim Kardashian wedding dress.

With E! News having unveiled a number of exclusive pictures from the reality star's nuptials this Saturday, the new bride herself could not wait any longer to share the excitement for herself.

She posted the following image to Instagram today and included on her account a very simple caption: "Mr. and Mrs. Kanye West."

That says it all, doesn't it?

Kim Kardashian Kisses Kanye West!

Rob Kardashian may have believed the Kimye wedding to be a pile of superficial BS, but it looks rather romantic to us.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

As you may have heard, Kim Kardashian married Kanye West over the weekend in a ceremony that was attended by dozens of celebrities and stalked by hundreds of paparazzi.

Remarkably, despite the worldwide attention, Kim and Yeezy somehow managed to keep most of the details under wraps until the big day. 

Now they're off on their honeymoon and even though these two can't set foot in an airport without being hunted down by paps, they somehow managed to escape Florence without revealing their honeymoon destination.

According to reports, Kimye arrived safely in Ireland yesterday, where the couple will enjoy a five-day vacation as phase one of the Honeymoon of the Century.

You didn't think Kim and Ye would have just one honeymoon, did you?

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