by Free Britney at

The pregnant Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are due the same day, according to a new tabloid report. All we have to say about that is O.M.G.

Seriously. Pencil in a Twitter crash around July 13.

Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian

According to a recent slew of royal baby betting, and from what we've gleaned from news reports, that's the date when the royal heir(ess) will arrive.

At least it's the current odds-on favorite. Ditto baby Yeezus.

While their backgrounds, parenting styles and baby bump fashion couldn't differ more, these are without a doubt the two biggest baby stories of the year.

Does Us offer any legitimate insight in the covery story above? Doubtful. Does it have to? No, because they know people can't wait and will read anything.

On that pointless note, vote in our survey and tell us ...

Which baby are you most excited for?!

 

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by Hilton Hater at

This seems all too appropriate, doesn't it?

Anonymous sources have confirmed to THG that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will name their impending child Kash, whether it's a boy or a girl.

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Style

"They were never serious about North," an insider tells us, referring to a previously rumored moniker for the couple's first child, due this summer.

"But they understand the irony behind 'Kash' and simply can't resist."

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by Free Britney at

The news that Kanye West got Kim Kardashian pregnant nearly shut down Twitter, but the spawn of Kimye may only be the second most famous baby born in 2013.

Kanye tells us to "Watch the Throne," but try telling baby West to compete with the heir(ess) to it. Kate Middleton and Prince William also are expecting!

With the exception of immense fame, these two supercouples have little in common. Their lives could not be more different, yet are equally scrutinized.

Kate and William are obviously family-oriented people, and say what you will about them, Kim and Kanye have/had close relationships with theirs as well.

So who will be better parents? Vote in THG's poll and comment below!

And the Winner is?

Who will be better parents, Prince William and Kate Middleton, or Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Vote in THG's celebrity baby survey! View Poll »

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by Hilton Hater at

Forget the rumors, tabloid headlines and conjecture: this Kim Kardashian pregnant news is actually real!

She has become the second member of her family to get knocked up outside wedlock, as Kardashian is expecting her first child with rapper Kanye West.

The musician shocked both Kim and other audience members last night when he made the announcement on stage in Atlantic City.

Watch him give a shout-out to his baby mama now:

As for the family's reaction? As you might expect, it's both excited and available to all via Twitter...

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by Snooki Stackhouse at

Imma let you finish, but first some breaking news:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have reproduced!

No, this is not like the thousands of fake outs in the tabloids: Kim Kardashian's rep has actually confirmed her pregnancy. Kim K. is indeed carrying Yeezy's spawn!

Kanye West with Kim

This comes after Kanye West announced at his December 30th concert "stop the music and make noise for my baby mama," referring to Kim in the audience.

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by Hilton Hater at

The most annoying celebrity on the planet is late, folks. For her next red carpet appearance? No.

“She was supposed to get her period and didn’t," a source close to Kim Kardashian (VERY close to Kim Kardashian, apparently) tells OK! Weekly.

Baby Time for Kim?

Of course, nowhere on this cover does it actually say Kim is pregnant, just that it's "baby time," a child is "on the way" and that the reality star is "showing already." If Kardashian were actually knocked up, the Internet would have exploded hours ago.

“Kim always thought she’d have several kids by age 30, so in her mind she’s behind schedule," an insider tells the tabloid. “Kim’s been going through all the K names. She even has a baby-name book and looks up the meaning of each one.”

Considering the family into which this kid will be born, permit us a suggestion: klusterfuck. Kim, you can call us for the meaning of that one.

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by Hilton Hater at

On last night's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian spent a bulk of the episode pretending to cry over her naked spread in W.

But the reality star has a major reason to be happy this morning: she's a new mother!!!

As confirmed by this random tabloid, Kim has gone against her family's wishes and adopted an African-American child. It's surprising the mainstream media has not reported on the story, but we all know how much Kardashian likes to keep her private life private.

Kim is a Mother!

Editor's note: if you believe a word of this cover story, you likely also believe that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney actually write their own blogs and that Charlie Sheen will exit rehab a changed man.

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by Hilton Hater at

Mason Dash Disick is really adorable.

We noticed this when mother Kourtney Kardashian posed with him on the cover of a celebrity gossip tabloid. We also took note of this when Kim Kardashian placed her nephew in the middle of a contrived Twitter war.

Kim Kardashian and Cleavage

In fact, we've commented on Mason's cuteness every time we've seen the tyke exposed online by his attention-starved family.

This happened again over the weekend, as Kim took to her blog and labeled Mason "the happiest baby in the world." We hope that continues to be the case, but we have our doubts.

At some point, Mason will run a search for his family.

He'll see their naked bodies in Playboy, their hypocritical stances on weight; their constant need for headlines and money; their pimping out of his presence in their lives, which only exists because reality show producers told Kourtney that a pregnancy would boost her Q rating.

It will be a sad day in the life of this infant. So keep smiling, Mason. Remain cute and innocent for as long as you can.

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by Hilton Hater at

Look, Kardashian family: we understand you'll do and say anything for attention. We comprehend the concept of a publicist and of concocting your own feuds and rumors in order to remain relevant.

But can you please leave innocent children out of your self-serving games?!?

Kardashian Klothing Line

Yesterday, over the course of several painful hours, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick engaged in a pointless, fake public feud that centered around Kourtney and Scott's son, Mason Dash. It started when Kim posted the following photo of her nephew and Tweeted:

Please nobody tell Kourtney I just twittered a pic of Mase, she just might kill me! I just couldn't resist!

On cue, Disick called his quasi sister-in-law out, writing about his baby mama: "She's not going to be pleased."

From there, Kourtney chimed in, clearly being nothing but pleased: "Everyone told on u kim for showing a pic of Mason! At least u r an incredible auntie," she wrote.

Yes, how dare everyone tell on Kim... for posting a photo that went out to her giant base of Twitter followers, including Scott and Kourtney?!?

Let's hope that Mason skips right past crawling and walking and just learns how to sprint. The kid has to make a run for it before it's too late.

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