by Free Britney at

In celebration of LITERALLY the hottest time of year, we're pleased to announce and kick off the 1st Annual THG Bikini Body Summer Showdown!

It's not a complicated setup. Take a look at the two bikini-clad celebrities pitted against each other below. Choose your favorite. The winner advances.

Monday's battle? Paulina Gretzky vs. Elin Nordegren. Today? It's Kim Kardashian and the woman getting plastic surgery to look like her, Myla Sinanaj!

Who will win this first-round matchup? Cast your vote below!

And the Winner is?

Kim Kardashian vs. Myla Sinanaj: Who's got the best bikini body? Vote in this first-round matchup of THG's Bikini Body Showdown! View Poll »

For more research before casting your virtual ballot, feel free to peruse THG's extensive coverage of both the Myla Sinanaj and Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Or you can just go about your day instead. Might be smarter.

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by Hilton Hater at

On the cover of the latest Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian sends a message to her critics:

You call this fat?!?

Okay, Kim doesn't actually say that.

But the tabloid does the taunting for her, publishing a Kim Kardashian bikini photo, baby bump and all, in response to claims that the pregnant reality star is packing on many pounds.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump

Two months away from giving birth, Kim flaunted her knocked up body on the beaches of Greece during a recent family vacation, soaking up the sun in Mykonos with Khloe Kardashian and kompany.

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by Hilton Hater at

Good news, readers: you can soon be as fake as the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

Kim, Khloe and Kim Kardashian

Ogle and vote: Which Kardashian sister would you rather... you know?

It will hit stores in April and be comprised of five items: a body exfoliator, a color maximizer, a… come on, do you really care?

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by Free Britney at

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

For months, we've been paying tribute to the hottest celebs with bikini photos galore, and the competition started out flat out sweltering and became ... even more sweltering.

Keeping the heat rising in the #2 spot: Kim Kardashian!

  • Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose
  • Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Most recently, Marisa Miller bikini photos came in at #3.

Today ... it's the Armenian goddess herself, the sex tape, social media and reality star Kanye West announced just last night that he put a baby in.

Yes, he got Kim Kardashian pregnant, folks!

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by Hilton Hater at

We hope you're sitting down because you absolutely will not believe this: Kim Kardashian has posted bikini photos of herself on Twitter.

Crazy, we know! The reality star apparently just decided to give her followers a treat, expose some MAJOR cleavage and provide us with a look at her in a Hawaiian, high-waisted two-piece.

"Me Ke Aloha," Kim wrote underneath one of these images, a term that translates to "with love." Or is it with big boobs? We'll need to check the dictionary...

  • Kim Kardashian, Breasts
  • New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic

When not doing... ummm... whatever it is she does, Kardashian has been taking self-portraits of herself in a bathing suit all summer long and publishing them online.

Do you prefer her in a one-piece or a two-piece? What about the unique look seen here? What do you make of it?

 

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by Hilton Hater at

Man. That was close. We almost went 24 hours without a Kim Kardashian bikini photo going up on Twitter.

Fortunately - thank goodness! - the busty reality star came through yesterday, following up her recent rash of bathing suit-based photos with this sort of artistic underwater shot:

Kim Kardashian Underwater

"Swim good," Kardashian included as a caption, either making a major grammatical mistake or doing her best impression of a cave woman.

She later added another image to her Instagram account, this one just BEGGING for readers to add their very own caption. Try to keep it clean and have at it now:

Kim Kardashian Swallows
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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian posing in a bikini is not exactly newsworthy.

The busty reality star has done it so often that we actually have a Kim Kardashian bikini picture album. Click through it now and try to contain your drool, fellas.

But Kardashian's latest pair of Twit pics caught our attention because of her claim in the caption that they were taken and posted with "#nofilter #nophotoshop." Click on each now and judge for yourself:

  • Kim Kardashian on Twitter
  • Kim Kardashian Rocks a Bikini

Kim is seemingly all about proving how natural she is these days.

A couple weeks ago, she released yet another bathing suit-based photo and also told followers it was photoshop-free. Do you believe her? Do you care... about anything Kim Kardashian-related at all?

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by Hilton Hater at

Aside from the use of a non-FDA approved, dangerous diet supplement, Kim Kardashian is totally all natural.

And the reality star showed off her makeup-free, photoshop-less body last night in a brand new Twitter photo, one of her in a bikini that was accompanied by the caption:

"Sunrise summertime shoot! #nofilter #nophotoshop"

Kim Kardashian Bikini Image

Of course, Kim Kardashian bikini photos are nothing new.

Neither is the trend of giving fans a look at one's makeup free body or face. Among other celebrities to follow this course recently:

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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian has shaken off the flour and put on the bikini.

Earlier today, Bruno Schiavi - the co-creator of the Kardashian Kollection Swimwear line; i.e. the man who actually did all the work while Kim, Khloe and Kourtney stood on various red carpets around the country - posted a photo to Facebook of these stars in designers bathing suits, adding the caption:

”First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign! The girls look incredible!!!!!”

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Pics

The beach and pool attire will be available at Sears for anyone who, for reasons that defy comprehension, wish to resemble one of the Kardashians.

And, of course, the image got us thinking: Which of these sisters would you prefer to get your Ray J on with? Vote now:

 

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