Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is not a credit card thief!

So claims Kardashian's rep, following today's earlier story on the lawsuit brought upon the Kardashians by Brandy and Ray J's mother.

"The charges against the Kardashians are meritless. Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law," the statement concluded.

We already know that Kim Kardashian screwed Ray J.

But now the mother of Ray J and Brandy is claiming that this rich sex tape star actually screwed over her entire family.

According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Sonja Norwood claims Kardashian took advantage of her generosity. In 2004, TMZ reports Kim was allegedly given permission to use Sonja's American Express card to make "one (and only one)" purchase on behalf of Sonja.

The good, old, sex tape days: Kim Kardashian and Ray J pose for the camera.

However, the lawsuit claims Kardashian gave the card to other members of her stupidly-named family, such as sisters Khloe and Kourtney. In 2006, the suit says this Klan racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. In 2007, they supposedly blew another $57,841.82.

Why didn't Sonja just cancel the card? Because that wouldn't have given her this kind of publicity. Ray J taught his mom well.

Kim Kardashian took some time away from simply showing off her enormous boobs to discuss one of our favorite topics: her sex tape with Ray J.

"I'm not poor, I'm not desperate, I would never try to sell a sex tape," Kim recently said, defending her non-participation in releasing this infamous video. "It would humiliate me and my family. I don't need the money. It's something I feel very betrayed by, but I'm not pointing any fingers."

She then coughed twice, said the words "Ray J" and coughed twice again.

Kardashian went on to discuss her business empire. Years ago, she worked at her father's music marketing firm, Movie Tunes. When Robert Kardashian died in 2003, the company was left to Kim and her siblings.

"The company's been sold but I now own two fashion stores with my sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, and we're about to take our business online. I also model and I'm taking acting and singing classes. I work very hard," she said.

Just like George W. Bush.

In closing, Kardashian talked about her former best friend, Paris Hilton. How do you feel about her, Kim?

"She's a great person but I'm also my own person and an individual. Everyone makes different choices in their life and I don't enjoy being compared with other people, no matter who it is. That's why I did the reality show. I'm glad for people to see me and my family and what I really do."

This may be akin to stating that Britney Spears is an unfit mother, but:

Kim Kardashian has massive breasts!

That's been the case for awhile, but don't they look bigger than usual in this photo? Might Kim be pregnant, like Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and so many other beautiful celebrities right now?

We aren't sure. But we do know this much: New Orleans Saints fans must be worried for Bush. Those knockers could cause serious injury.

Reggie Bush looks psyched to be hanging out with Jennifer Lopez Kim Kardashian in this photo, doesn't he?

The professional football player and professional reality TV star were spotted looking less than chummy during a recent walk together. Bush even appears to be staring into the distance with a fed up expression on his face.

Might he be dreaming of Tom Brady's girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen? Or Tony Romo's main squeeze, Jessica Simpson? Or, perhaps, Reggie is simply trying to figure out the following question:

Which is bigger, Kim's earrings or Kim's breasts?

Kimmy from the Block: Kim Kardashian wants to be known as K. Lo from now on.

Reggie Bush is learning a lot from Kim Kardashian. And we don't just mean how to turn a pair of giant boobs into a lucrative career.

The New Orleans Saints running back recently told Sports Illustrated that he hates celebrity gossip hounds. We'll try not to take it too personally.

"I hate the paparazzi. I honestly do. [Kim Kardashian] knows I don't like it, but it comes with the territory," Bush said. " I deal with it. It doesn't make me view her any different, it's part of her life and so you just deal with it, but I hate it."

Kim, however, has tried to help her man stay calm during the storm of entertainment news reporters.

"I'm giving him tons of blow jobs a few tips here and there. We try not to take it too seriously. The paparazzi are really an invasion of privacy that you're never really ready for but you learn to adapt to it and not really pay too much attention to it."

No wonder Kim Kardashian nude photos are so prominent. The star has no idea how to pick out clothing. What kind of a bathing suit is this?!?

Yawn.

Kim Kardashian is nude again.

This would scarcely be a news item, except it's important to note what she's posing mostly nude for (no, not Ray J's next home video): Travis Barker's new fashion line, Famous Stars and Stripes.

Karadashian joins Aubrey O'Day nude as models for Barker's new line of clothing. If those attention-starved hussies aren't reason enough to convince you to buy from the rock star, we don't know what will.

It starts with a public kiss.

That's how Kim Kardashian and Ray J first introduced themselves to the world. From there, of course, we got writhing, moaning and canine-like insertion on video.

Seeing as the big-assed socialite and her new boy toy, Reggie Bush, are also into public displays of affection, should we expect a sex tape from these two soon, as well? And would you even watch it, having already seen Kim Kardashian nude so many times?

In the picture below, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are doing more than merely advocating safe sex.

The couple is taking a direct slap at Kim's former boyfriend and sex tape partner, Ray J.

By taking a photo in the Lifestyles Make-Out Booth at the Sundance Film Festival, Kardashian and Bush are endorsing a brand that competes with Ray J's condoms. That's harsh of them.

The good news, of course, is that this is a sign that no little Kardashian is on the way any time soon. Lord knows we don't need a Kristoff or Kaya Kardashian in our lives right now.

While waiting for a flight to the Sundance Film Festival with her boyfriend - underachieving Saints running back, Reggie Bush - Kim Kardashian looks on in amazement.

What could Bush be showing her? Perhaps one of the following...

• A preview of the Jessica Sierra sex tape.
• The latest Britney Spears crotch shot.
• A photo of Jillian Grace, another hottie David Spade somehow bedded.
• The damage of Hurricane Katrina.
• A triumphant shot of Ray J giving it to her on tape.

Your guess is as good as ours. Leave us a comment. Let us know your thoughts on what would cause Kardashian to be so taken aback in this photo: