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The latest installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians found Kim and Khloe bonding over mud and Kourtney trying to understand Scott Disick's spoiled needs.

But, in the end, as always, the episode came back around to Kris Jenner.

It all started with Scott wanting to avoid traffic when heading to Las Vegas and other locales and coming up with the only logical purchase he could think of: a helicopter!

This meant getting a helipad for the backyard of his new home, an idea that got Scott thinking he could be just like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Kourtney wasn't in love with the proposal, but she also wanted to be supportive.

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Note to Kim Kardashian:

This is why President Barack Obama believes you and Kanye West set a bad example for America's youth.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a photo to Facebook today that included a simple caption (#goodmorning) and a simple look at her GIANT engagement ring.

Just in case you forgot how ridiculously wealthy Kim has become thanks to her Kim Kardashian sex tape, people. Here's a reminder:

Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Picture

Kim and Kanye spent part of last week house hunting in New York City, checking out apartments that cost around $18 million.

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Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian (mud) run this town.

In a klip from this Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim and Khloe take part in a mud run, getting down and very dirty with each other in the slop while talking about their sisterly bond.

And also about their dirty vaginas.

Check out the sneak peek and note how natural and totally unforced these sibling interactions are:

Looking for more? Go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic.

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You think these everyday folks on Twitter are suffering through an bevy of First World Problems? HA!

Just consider what Kim Kardashian and kompany must deal with on a near-constant basis.

Imagine not having cell phone service while you dine. Picture a world with too many Rolexes. Try to think of how you'd feel if you dropped a diamond earring in the ocean while on a tropical vacation.

These are pretty stark and depressing images, aren't they? But they merely represent a sliver of what the Kardashians have gone through over the past few years.

Get out your Kleenex, readers. Break out your violins. And flip through the following First World Problems encountered by Reality TV's First Family over the years...

No Cell Service!
No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life?

Note: the Kardashians really need to watch THIS VIDEO.

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She is no longer the Kim Kardashian sex tape star. Or the serial athlete dater.

No, Kim Kardashian is now a mother - and it's a role she's fully embraced, Kim told Julia Restoin-Roitfeld (for her blog, Romy & the Bunnies) this week.

"I love being a mom!" Kardashian said. "It's the most rewarding feeling! I really love every phase! Just the way my daughter laughs with me, all of the small things in life you appreciate!"

A Kiss for North

Kim and kompany celebrated North West turning a year old last month, throwing the child an elaborate, Coachella-themed party.

However, despite her clear happiness as a parent, Kim admits not everything has been easy.

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We mean this in the gentlest, least mocking way possible, but...

... holy calories, Rob Kardashian is fat!

That's not a very nice thing to say, we know. But it's sort of all we can focus on in the following sneak peek from Sunday's all-new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which features Kim, Khloe ad Rob working up a sweat.

Aside from doing some squats and Khloe getting a little irritated at her sister, the siblings discuss Kim's recent visit to a psychic and what the lady had to say about future babies, both for Kim and for Khloe.

Check it out now:

Are you behind on this E! program? No worries: go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic now!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been Simpsons-ized.

An artist named aleXsandro Palombo has unveiled a series of photos that depict the newlyweds as animated characters.

Palombo - a contemporary artist, activist, illustrator and painter - rendered the following images based on classic Kimye shots, such as the Kim Kardashian Playboy spread from years ago and the iconic Kimye Vogue cover.

There's also a fun take on the infamous Kim booty selfie, along with a rather hideous version of little North West.

Click around now and take note: Palombo has now actual connection to The Simpsons, nor will the couple be appearing on the Fox hit. Thank goodness.

Kim and Kanye Naked
NSFW Alert! Artist aleXsandro Palombo has rendered Kim Kardashian and Kanye West naked in this cool picture.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West live a jet-set lifestyle that most of us couldn't imagine.

In fact, the Wests are such frequent fliers that Kim's been called a "negligent" mom recently, as a result of her tendency to travel the globe and leave her 1-year-old daughter behind.

But Kim's clearly not allowing the criticism to interfere with her bi-coastal lifestyle, as the newlywed reality star has been house hunting in NYC recently, and she's reportedly planning to drop BIG bucks on her Manhattan digs.

Kim Kardashian: Boobs Exposed!
Even for Kim Kardashian, this outfit is a tad risque. We mean... seriously?!? Wow.

Page Six reports that Kim might spend upwards of $18 million for an East Coast home, and Mrs. West's real estate priorities might be the exact opposite of what you'd expect:

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Most Kim Kardashian stories are pretty harmless, but on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and her mom were confronted with racist comments.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, or keep up with them on the Internet, you knew about the racial incident that went down on their Vienna trip.

We finally got to see it play out on TV this week, and the results were pretty surprising. Meanwhile, Kourtney kept trying to delay moving to her new home. Why?

Find out in our Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 11 recap!

Let's start with the rat. No, not Scott Disick. The actual rat who infiltrated the new home he bought with baby mama Kourtney.

The latter, who worked VERY hard in order to afford the mansion, freaked the eff out upon seeing this critter and then later upon seeing more rat poop on the floor.

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You think you're a fan of your favorite celebrity, but are you a SUPER FAN?

Do you regularly search the web for the hottest celebrity merchandise to add to the fandom shrine you hide inside your closet? 

Well, then you're in luck, because we scoured Etsy, the Internet's home for absolutely everything imaginable, and came up with some of the craziest celeb merch ever.

Want to be a douchebag like Justin Bieber? (No. Please, no.)

Need to touch Harry Styles every morning and every night? (Maybe.) 

Want to be able to say you've slept with Blake Lively AND MEAN IT? (YES!!!)

Check out 17 crazy celebrity items from Etsy that you totally need to own. 

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip Stickers
OOH! We know! Use these Miley Cyrus nip slip stickers on YOUR nips to prevent slips!! They're PASTIES! (From: JordanLaColla)