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Ray J didn't just hit it first.

He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.

In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Check out stills from the unnamed video here:

Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Pics
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.
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Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

Here's something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers... in bed!


Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness.


Joan Rivers and Ray J

4. Joan Rivers and Ray J

Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter's WEtv show.


A Sex Tape Selfie

5. A Sex Tape Selfie

This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed.


Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?

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Kim Kardashian had a reason to drink heavily on Monday. And not because it was St. Patrick's Day.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star stopped byEd's Coffee Shop in West Hollywood earlier this week and accidentally bumped not only into ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush there, but also his fiancee Lilit Avagyan.

"It seemed uncomfortable," an onlooker tells Us Weekly.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: The Good Ol' Days
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush show off their hot bodies in GQ. And what hot bodies they have.
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1. Sexy Kim and Reggie Pic

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush show off their hot bodies in GQ. And what hot bodies they have.


Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

2. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

Turn away, Kanye! Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush get their sexy on in this classic photo.


Former, Sexy Couple

3. Former, Sexy Couple

Remember these days? With Reggie Bush in Miami, perhaps he'll rekindle his love affair with Kim Kardashian.


Bush and Kim

4. Bush and Kim

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian in happier times. Like a month or so ago.


A Kim and Reggie Picture

5. A Kim and Reggie Picture

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush make one hot couple. Will they make a couple that lasts, however? And could that make any less sense?


Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Pic

6. Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Pic

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are going strong. We hope they get married someday.


Reggie and Kim

7. Reggie and Kim

They broke up for awhile, but it's all good now. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are together and happy.


The Kush

8. The Kush

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are totally soulmates. We bet these two get back together.


All Broken Up

9. All Broken Up

Remember the days when Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian were dating? Rumors of infidelity have been floating around since their break-up. Update: not true! They got back together in early fall of 2009.


Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush Pic

10. Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush Pic

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian heat up the pages of the new issue of GQ. What a hot couple.


Kim Kardashian Riding Reggie Bush

11. Kim Kardashian Riding Reggie Bush

Hey ... get your minds out of the gutter, we're just calling it like we see it and GQ is the source of the picture!


Dessert Fiends

12. Dessert Fiends

Cheer up, Reggie Bush. You're eating ice cream and you're about to go home and do Kim Kardashian. Life could be worse.


Famous Flappers

13. Famous Flappers

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are off to a 1920s themed party for Halloween. They look pretty hot in their normal attire.


Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

14. Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Reggie Bush gets all up behind Kim Kardashian. Rumor has it they are engaged. Who knows if that's true or not, but, why on Earth would you marry Kim Kardashian when you can hit that and film a sex tape on the first date anyway? Just askin'.


We'd imagine so!

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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When you think of Kim Kardashian undercover, be honest: 

You think of this reality star under covers in the Kim Kardashian sex tape

But Kardashian was featured on the Oxygen premiere of Celebrities Undercover last night, undergoing an incredible transformation and pretending to be one of many women interviewing for the job of… Kim Kardashian Assistant!

  • Kim Kardashian on Oxygen
  • Kim Kardashian Undercover

The following footage is actually pretty funny, as Kim (sorry, “Cynthia”), ends up fooling Kourtney Kardashian with her disguise and also playing a prank on the actual assistant hopefuls.

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Think Kim Kardashian is a fashion maven? Think she knows all there is to know about what looks best on other people, considering she has attached her name to countless beauty products?

Think again.

With her family being sued for allegedly stealing the name of their makeup line from businesswoman Lee Tillett, Kim was recently deposed by opposing counsel and forced to admit the following:

“I’m not really good at saying what I think would look good [on other people]."

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One is a self-involved blowhard who is surrounded by a team of Yes Men and who has a frightening grip on the country.

And the other is Kim Jong-Un!

In a hilarious billboard posted on Sunset strip in Hollywood, The Daily Mail is advertising for the online section of its newspaper by saying Kim Kardashian is "on the same page" as the murderous dictator of North Korea.

We're as critical of this Keeping Up with the Kardashians star as anyone, but not even THG would compare Kardashian to Kim Jong-Un...

Kim Billboard

Pretty funny stuff, right?

Still, we must ask: Who is a worse person, Kim Kardashian or Kim Jong-Un?

 

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According to a recent report, Kim Kardashin spends A LOT of money.

But the reality star and her famous family must have found some way to save up a few bucks because they didn't just vacation in Miami this week. Oh no.

They stayed at the world famous Versace Mansion.

And, naturally, Kim, Kylie Jenner, Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian could not let this vacation pass without posting a number of photos online.

Pics that showed off their expensive surroundings.

Click through the below images to see Kylie showing up a sculpture with her bikini body and to learn that the Kim Kardashian sex tape isn't the only place you can ogle her in bed...

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It's time for a sexy sisterly showdown.

While on vacation in Miami this week, Kim Kardashian took a selfie of herself in a bikini. But not just any bikini... one that belongs to 16-year old sister Kylie Jenner!

In other words: It's totally on now!

Already one of Hollywood's most overexposed celebrities, Kim exposes a whole lot of herself in the following photos. But does she outdo her half-sibling?

Compare, contrast and vote: Who wears this bikini best?

Fashion Face-Off!

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are actually wearing the SAME bikini in this photo. Who pulls it off best? View Poll »

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It's safe to say by now that Kim Kardashian has lost all her baby weight.

The reality star took to Instagram today and posted pair of new selfies, both showing off her svelte figure.

One offers a look at her miniscule waist, the other makes it clear why she's a celebrity with really, really big boobs:

That bikini is actually property of Kylie Jenner, her 16-year-old half-sister.

Because of course it is. We all know Kim is obsessed with young Kylie.

Kim, of course, has come under fire for having an out-of-control butt, firing back against tabloid criticism by saying she will never conform to "skinny standards."

We'd love to know what the point of these photos is then ...

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She banked millions off the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

She sells fragrances... and clothing... and red carpet appearances... and her soul every Sunday night on E!

So how can Kim Kardashian be "living paycheck to paycheck," as reported this week by Life & Style?

Along with renovations to her $11 million mansion, Kim is "trying to keep up with" Kanye West, the tabloid claims, writing that she "easily spends $30,000 a week on clothing" and over $1 million per month.

"That woman burns through money like no one else," an insider says, adding that the impending Kimye wedding isn't helping money matters.

But, hey, at least Kim is saving money on material! Look at the outfit she wore out last night in Miami:

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Alert! Kim Kardashian Cleavage Alert!
Hello there, Kim Kardashian cleavage! The actress is not exactly known for conservative clothing.
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1. So Much Kim Kardashian Cleavage

Hello there, Kim Kardashian cleavage! The actress is not exactly known for conservative clothing.


Kim Kardashian Cleavage Selfie

2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Selfie

That's Kim Kardashian with the phone in this pic. And that's her cleavage.


Kim Kardashian Cleavage Shot

3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Shot

Kim Kardashian flaunts some cleavage in this Instagram photo. But what else is new for the star, right?


Kim Kardashian Cleavage Close-Up

4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Close-Up

Kim Kardashian flashes a bit of cleavage in this sexy photo. It's courtesy of a spread in Elle.


Kim Kardashian Cleavage Dress

5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Dress

Kim Kardashian reveals a bit of cleavage in this New York Fashion Week outfit. She likes to show off her large breasts.


Kim Kardashian Cleavage Photo

6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Photo

Kim Kardashian Tweeted this photo to users and asked them to comment on her "lighter eyes." Right. Because that's exactly what we're all looking at.


Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pic

7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pic

Kim Kardashian has Tweeted out this photo of her cleavage. Why? It's just what she does.


Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

8. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.


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