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Even though Kim Kardashian dragged North West to runway shows and countless other kid-inappropriate events during Paris Fashion Week, little Nori was apparently not the first thing on Kim's mind as she headed for the airport to return to the States.

We're sure Kim will claim that she totally meant to walk all the way to the van, then turn around and retrieve her baby from the hotel room, but the look on Kim's face when she realizes Nori's not already in the car totally gives her away.

We've all left a toothbrush or a phone charger in a hotel room before but a freakin' baby?! Maybe Kim should spend less time picking out color-coordinated mother-daughter outfits and more time making sure she doesn't leave the kid in a foreign country.

Sure, it was a stressful week what with Kim getting tackled by a Ukrainian comedian, but having a lot on your mind gives you an excuse for driving off with a cup of Starbucks on the roof, not leaving your child to be discovered by French maids.

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As a human being who lives on planet Earth, you've probably heard by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are married.

The wedding was apparently the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for Yeezy, as posts written by the rapper for his old website Kanye Universe City reveal that he's always wanted to marry a Kardashian - any Kardashian! Well, any Kardashian except Khloe.

Sure, Kanye wrote the occasional ode to Kim's booty, but she wasn't the only member of the K clan that Yeezus had his sights on.

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In 2008, back when 'Ye was still famously screaming at the Internet in all-caps rants on a regular basis, he posted a nude photo of Kim (they've always been easy to come by) and made her his "Girl of the Week."

This was long before they ever met, so it's kinda cool that just six years later they're married with a one-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, there's more to the story:

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A photo like this comes a long only once in a blue moon, and we're not quite sure what to make of it. So we're leaving it up to you, THGers to describe what the hell is going on here.

Kim Kardashian and North West at Fashion Week

Some background: Kim and Kanye are in Paris for Fashion Week. While there, they took North West to a runway show, because forcing a one-year-old to appreciate haute couture makes perfect sense in Kimye Land.

The Wests had a rough week in the City of Light, what with Kim getting tackled and all. So here's a candid shot of mother and daughter winding down after a hard week of weird run-ins with Ukrainian comedians and Kanye getting booed by angry Frenchmen.

We don't about you, but we feel like this pic begs for a hilarious caption, so feel free to leave us one in the comments. We'll get you started:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We really, really, really hope Kim Kardashian posted the following photos and caption with a smile on her face.

The reality star took to Instagram this week in order to flaunt some SERIOUS cleavage from an outfit she wore during Paris Fashion Week... only instead of pointing to the obvious in her attached message, Kim instead wrote the following:

#Lanvin #SmokeyEye #SleekHair #BronzyGlow.

Yes, Kim. Because we're all very focused on your eyes, hair and skin. That's exactly what you want us staring at here, right?

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Cleavage

Kardashian has had an interesting week in France.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

For all his many, many faults, Kanye West is certainly not ignorant regarding media matters, so we imagine he'd seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape (possibly a whole bunch of times) before he proposed to his famously big-bootied wife.

But even knowing that the whole world has ogled every inch of his wife and baby mama, Yeezy was apparently royally pissed when nude pics of Kim leaked online recently.

Serious Kimye

Sources say Kanye wasn't angry about the fact that Kim got hacked, though. No, he was peeved that the pics that ended up online were taken for one of Kim's exes.

That's right; before they ended up on Reddit, 'Ye had never seen the racy photos of Kim, so he assumed she'd been posing for Kris Humphries, or Reggie Bush, or Miles Austin, or...Ya know, it might just be easier to list the pro athletes Kim hasn't dated.

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Jennifer Lopez has been on a butt comeback tour lately, and if she keeps campaigning the way she has been, she's got a real chance at beating out some seriously jiggly competition for the title of Booty of the Year.

First, J-Lo released "Booty" with Iggy Azalea - an ode to ass with so much shaking it should have a seizure warning at the start.

Now, Jen's got none other than Sean "P-Diddy"​ "Diddy"​ Puff Daddy Combs declaring her backside to be the finest ever created:

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"It's a work of art. It's something that will go down in history, for real it will," Puff said when Jen's famous badonkadonk. "I mean, that thing is just incredible, man."

Asked if Jen felt threatened by the famous Kardashian rear, Puff replied emphatically:

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THIS JUST IN: Cara Delevigne and Kim Kardashian will soon be posing naked together in Playboy.

Maybe. Possibly. Probably not, to be honest.

But the former sex tape star has posted an image on Instagram of herself and Delevigne, teasing followers on that social media site with the caption "Secret project @CaraDelevigne @kegrand."

Considering the abundance of Cara Delevigne nude and Kim Kardashian nude photos out there, what conclusion could we possibly draw aside from a naked pictorial featuring these two sirens is on the way?

Cara Delevigne and Kim Kardashian

Kim, of course, is coming off a rather difficult week in France.

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We've all heard the jokes about French people being rude to American tourists but the treatment Kim Kardashian 's been receiving in Paris this week makes a cold shoulder look like a kiss on the cheek.

Kim Kardashian: Boobs Exposed!
Even for Kim Kardashian, this outfit is a tad risque. We mean... seriously?!? Wow.

First, Kim was tackled by Ukrainian "comedian" Vitalii Sediuk. (His shtick consists entirely of assaulting celebrities. Gold, Jerry!)

The very next day, Kim and Kanye were booed after arriving late to the Lanvin runway show, forcing the struts to be postponed by several minutes.

You'd think that would be the end of the awkward encounters, but this is Paris and Kimye were talking about, so the blatant rudeness just keeps on coming.

TMZ reports that Sediuk (who's somehow not in jail after assaulting a women in front of hundreds of witnesses) attempted to seize a second opportunity to tackle Kim last night but was shut down by Mrs, West's beefed up offensive line security detail.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian continued her vacation in Paris over the weekend.

And, fortunately for the former sex tape star, things went a lot better over the past couple days than they went for her over the previous couple days.

After Kardashian got attacked by some moron France - and then she and Kanye West got booed while sitting in the front row of a fashion event - the reality star decked both herself AND daughter North out in same Givenchy on Sunday.

This is the same designer who made the Kim Kardashian wedding dress and you can see a picture of the matching mother and child on the former's Instagram page:

Kim Kardashian and Nori

When not cradling her infant, meanwhile, Kim was having her own butt cradled by her husband.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This has not been a week to remember for Kim Kardashian in Paris.

Or, actually, we suppose it definitely has been. But for all the wrong reasons.

First, Kardashian was attacked by some idiot prankster who tried to tackle the star to the ground, only for the Paris police to react with total indifference.

Then, Kim and Kanye West entered the Lanvin show in Paris several minutes late last night, only to hear boos rain down upon them as they made their way to their front row seats

Just how bad and noticeable was it? Even E! News ran the story and accompanying video. Not even Kim's very own network could spin this in a positive manner!

Why did the crowd give the couple such an angry greeting?

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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