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In case you haven't heard Lana Del Rey tried to sleep her way to the top and failed.

No, really. That's what Lana said in a recent interview with Complex magazine. She banged dudes in the music industry in hopes of landing a record deal.

When that didn't work, she was shamefully forced to resort to talent and hard work to boost her career. It's the saddest of tales.

But where Lana failed, many others have succeeded.

Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has slept with plenty of famous guys. Her sex tape wih Ray J provided the blueprint for using bedroom antics to gain international fame

In fact, for every obvious example of a starlet who sexed her way to the A-list (looking at you Kim Kardashian), there are probably a dozen less apparent cases of aspiring actresses, models, and pop stars who got to the top by getting on top. 

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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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Move over, Prince George. There's a new little walker in town.

Kim Kardashian just confirmed via Instagram that her one-year old just took her first steps, posting an adorable photo of mother kissing daughter and writing as a caption:

Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool!!!! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!! 

Kiss for North West

THG likes to bring the snark when it comes to this family, but not even we can think of a joke to make her.

Congrats, Nori. Now you're (literally) one step closer to running far, far away from your annoying parents. (Look at that, we did come up with a joke after all!)

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From the moment she walked down the aisle, there have rumors that Kim Kardashian is miserable in her marriage to Kanye West.

According to sources, things started off poorly with a "boring" honeymoon in Ireland, and have only gotten worse from there.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married!
They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.

Insiders have claimed that Kanye controls Kim's every move, even when he's thousands of miles away on tour. 

So how is the reality star coping with the possibility of a third marriage coming to an end? Is it drugs? Alcohol? Retail therapy?

No Kim is handling the stress with something that could be far more destructive to her career: ice cream and pasta!

Yes, Star magazine reports that Kim is burying her marital woes with food, and family and friends are said to be concerned about the effect her expanding waistline may have on her relationship...to say nothing of her public image.

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According to a new report, not even a style God is immune to jealousy.

Insiders tell Radar Online that Kim Kardashian has ordered family members to never bring up ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush in the presence of her new husband, an issue that arose again last week when Bush married Lilit Avagyan.

"She doesn’t like to discuss Reggie, not even with her sisters," Radar writes. "And Kim did remind her family to not mention Reggie’s name in front of Kanye, because he is very jealous of him."

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Kanye West... jealous?!? Doesn't sound like the man who refers to himself as the Michael Jordan of music, does it?

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George Clooney? Kim Kardashian would love to do him.

Barack Obama? That guy is really into change.

Selfies? What else is there in life than that?!?

Kim Kardashian hasn't just done some crazy people in her time (Nick Lachey? Miles Austin? Ray J?!?), she's also said some crazy stuff. Very crazy stuff.

About actors, about politics and about what she considers to be the "worst thing on the planet" ... you name it. She is a Farrah Abraham-like wealth of insight.

Click around below to find out how much!

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

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When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play.

With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion.

The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads:

"I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love."

Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS?

Kris Jenner and Topless Daughters

For the record:

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WTH, EPA?

The country’s Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Water created mass confusion online last night w”hen it labeled itself a “C-list celebrity" in the mobile Kim Kardashian video game.

From the @EPAwater account, the bizarre message read:

"I’m now a C-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Come join me and become famous too by playing on iPhone!"

EPA Tweet

Was the organization's account hacked? Was someone there playing a prank?

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Kim Kardashian's Instagram page has been an interesting place lately. In addition to Kim's constant bikini selfies, the reality star has taken to sharing experimental and, in this case, disastrous new looks with her millions of followers.

Kim Kardashian Nose Ring Photo

That's Kim's self-described "gothic" look that she tried out yesterday...hopefully on a very temporary basis.

No word on whether or not Kim was just having some fun or if she actually believes that - as a 33-year-old mom - she should start rocking the style of a depressed eighth grader, but we're hoping this is simply Mrs. West's idea of a joke.

One popular theory is that Kim was goaded into trying out the hair color and fake (we hope) nose rings by her younger sisters - budding fashionistas Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

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For a mother of a one-year old, Kim Kardashian sure has a lot of time on her hands to pose for selfies these days.

But the reality star explained why in yesterday's photo, posting a shot of herself online prior to a workout and explaining:

"Gym time while my baby is napping!"

Kim Kardashian Workout Selfie

It's unclear why Kim felt the need to share a picture of herself in the gym with people, but it is clear why she made a mention of North West.

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