It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.
Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?
These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.
But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.
And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue: