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We have a new favorite member of the Kardashian family.

A couple days after Kim Kardashian heated up Thailand with various bikini photos and videos, Brandon Jenner has taken to Instagram to mock his half-sister.

In a hilariously awesome clip, the son of Bruce and Kris - who is rarely seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians - parodies Kim’s ridiculous, slow-motion hair flip footage by recreating it himself.

"We all know who’s the hottest," Brandon wrote as a caption, addressing his big-breasted relative. 

Compare the hair flips here and see if you agree with Jenner:

Up next, we can only hope Brandon mocks Kim's failed attempt at a selfie on vacation.

She got attacked by an elephant! HA!

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Last week, in the style of Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon dropped a Nick Cannon sex list of sorts during a radio interview with Howard Stern.

Unsurprisingly, it included talentless reality queen Kim Kardashian, who started sleeping her way to the top way she met Kanye West.

In a recent interview with his America's Got Talent co-star Stern, Nick stated that Mariah doesn't mind when he openly talks about what goes on in their bedroom. 

“She doesn’t care when I talk about our sex life because our sex life is amazing,” Cannon stated.

He went on to admit that Mariah doesn't like hearing about Nick's ex-lovers, even if she's never heard of them before. “She doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is,” Cannon said.

“She doesn’t pay attention to that.”

We don't know if Nick means Mariah doesn't "pay attention" to reality TV or talentless famewhores in general, but either way we're jealous! Maybe she can give us tips on how to live in a Kardashian-free world!

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The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is set for May 24 in Paris.

That is all we know for certain about the wildly anticipated nuptials.

But a few new rumors are making their way around the Internet, highlighted by the alleged cost per guest: $75,000! Seriously!

As for who might be included on that guest list?

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Who says life for a millionaire former sex tape star with no real job and the ability to make lots of money by simply sending Tweets is easy?

Try telling that to Kim Kardashian!

The reality star risked life, limb and giant breasts this week while on vacation in Thailand, all to bring followers an up close and personal look at her vacation there.

But watch this video to see what happened when Kim tried snapping a selfie in front of an elephant. Look out!

Fortunately, all photos were not lost. 

The celebrity did heat up Thailand with a series of Kim Kardashian bikini pics, including one of her modeling a very expensive bathing suit.

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It's not exactly unusual for us to post a few Kim Kardashian bikini photos on THG.

Those images are more prevalent than shots of Justin Bieber shirtless.

But the following picture is unique by these standards because it doesn't just feature Kimmy K in a two-piece bathing suit, but in a VERY expensive two-piece bathing suit:

Designed by Nikki Lee Penny, the bikini - which Kim was clearly paid a handsome amount to pose in and then place on Instagram - retails for $140.

The image was snapped in Thailand, where Kim and her family are all on vacation.

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It is all over for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

In shocking news coming just days after the couple landed its first-ever Vogue spread, Kim has released a statement on Facebook saying she and 'Ye will always be friends, but...

"We're just too different," according to the reality star.

"I live and breathe for the paparazzi and Kanye has trouble walking by a cameraman without punching him in the face."

She does make a point there.

With the Kimye wedding previously set for May 24 in Paris, Kim added that she's afraid of getting divorced for a third time and would rather cut the cord now.

Just the idea of going through those legal machinations again?

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by Free Britney at

What's a Kardashian vacation without a photo shoot? Pretty much nothing, so it's no surprised that Kim was spotted in Thailand flaunting her bikini body.

The mother-of-one showcased her unbelievable curves for all to see (she would have it no other way) in grey two-piece swimsuit and a sheer blue cover up.

Kim posed for photos as her friend snapped pictures of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star on the ocean rocks, personally accelerating climate change.

The 33-year-old was not the only one showing off her fit figure on vacation.

Sister Khloe Kardashian and half-sisters Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner also posted photos from their family getaway on their social media accounts.

How do you think Kim looks? Is Kanye the luckiest man alive? How long until they give North a sibling? Will her bikini pics ultimately break the Internet?

Tell us and check out some ridiculous Kim Kardashian selfies below:

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by Hilton Hater at

Kim Kardashian likes many things: Money. Fame. 'Ye. Attention. More money. Fashion. North West. Family. Having sex with Ray J on camera.

But over the past several months especially, there's one thing Kim Kardashian may like more than anything else: Kim Kardashian photos!

Indeed, the reality star who has complained for years about having her picture taken by the paparazzi has jumped fully on board the selfie bandwagon.

Don't like the paps' pics? Just post pics of yourself 24/7/365!

From butt shots to cleavage close-ups to a vampire facial Kim has perfected the art of the selfie... and nearly brought the Internet down by doing so.

Here are some of Kim's most memorable self-portraits:

14 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet
Hello, Kim Kardashians's rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.
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Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie

1. Kim Kardashians Butt Selfie

Hello, Kim Kardashians's rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Selfie

2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Selfie

That's Kim Kardashian with the phone in this pic. And that's her cleavage.

Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

3. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie

Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.

Kim Kardashian, Tiny Waist

4. Kim Kardashian, Tiny Waist

Check out Kim Kardashian's waist in this selfie. Almost seems like an optical illusion, doesn't it?

Kim Kardashian: Brunette Again!

5. Kim Kardashian: Brunette Again!

Kim Kardashian is back to being a brunette! She posted this photo to Instagram.

Kim Kardashian Selfie

6. Kim Kardashian Selfie

Kim Kardashian compares herself to Elizabeth Taylor in this selfie. Rather self-indulgent, no?

Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet

Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that's what Kim Kardashian does.

Kim Kardashian in the Morning

8. Kim Kardashian in the Morning

Good morning, Kim Kardashian. The reality star posted this photo online not long after waking up.

Naughty Kim Kardashian

9. Naughty Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is very naughty. She admits as much in this photograph.

Kim Kardashian Kleavage Pic

10. Kim Kardashian Kleavage Pic

Kim Kardashian cleavage alert! Kim Kardashian cleavage alert! The star shows off her snack trays here.

Kim Kardashian Boobs Pic

11. Kim Kardashian Boobs Pic

Those are some serious boobs on Kim Kardashian. And that is a serious mouth.

Kim Kardashian Bangs Image

12. Kim Kardashian Bangs Image

She's gone ahead and done it! Kim Kardashian shows off new bangs in this Twit pic.

Kim Kardashian Facial Pic

13. Kim Kardashian Facial Pic

It's a vampire facial for Kim Kardashian! That's how this reality star describes this week.

Kim Kardashian and an Elephant

14. Kim Kardashian and an Elephant

Smile, elephant! Kim Kardashian snaps a selfie of herself and a large elephant in Thailand.

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by Hilton Hater at

Jimmy Kimmel can't fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we.

On last night’s episode of this comedian’s talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe. 

To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary “The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America,” which chronicles every city the clan has "taken."

Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons.

"Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won," recounted a narrator.

Hilarious stuff. Watch now:

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It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and... Roseanne Barr?!?

In a new Instagram selfie, the 61-year old comedian strikes the sort of pose that would make Kim proud (see Kim Kardashian, butt selfie and Kim Kardashian, boobs selfie) and then sends a seductive message to her fiance.

"Hey #kanye," Barr Tweeted along with the provocative photo clearly making a last-second play for the rapper.

Will it work? Will West ditch Kardashian prior to their May 24 nuptials? Should he? Would you?!?

Kompare, kontrast and klick below: With which star would you rather make a sex tape?

And the Winner is?

Roseanne Barr is posing here like Kim Kardashian and trying to seduce Kanye West. Who would you prefer to plow? View Poll »

Gonna be a battle to the bitter end in this poll, we have a feeling.

Also, check out more bikini photos (of Kim, not Roseanne):

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