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We understand why guys wanna stare at Kim Kardashian naked.

But, seriously, can people stop tuning in to the new reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians? The show was the highest-rated series premiere for the E! network since the 2005 premiere of The Girls Next Door.

Newly Blonde

And at least that featured the possibility of seeing Holly Madison nude or someone famous at the Playboy Mansion.

One million viewers watched the October 14 opening episode, almost as many people as activities we'd prefer doing instead of watching this nonsense. Such as painting our toe nails with a glue gun.

Like many other reality shows featuring supposedly sexy women, such as A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and The Pussycat Dolls Present, Keeping Up with the Kardashians did particularly well with women 18-34.

Anyone care to tell us why?

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In the least surprising news item since Britney Spears lost custody of her children, Kim Kardashian will be posing in the December issue of Playboy.

We'll be sure to have these mostly nude pictures for you once the publication hits newsstands. In the meantime, here's a sneak peak at the photo shoot.

The Kim Kardashian Playboy Shoot

An Anna Friel nude photo? Surprising. A Kim Kardashian nude photo? Par for this socialite's course.

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In a recent interview with Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian said her upcoming Playboy pictorial was "classy" and that she doesn't drink alcohol.

So she wore the outfit below while completely sober? You might wanna change your story, Kim.

Naked Kim Kardashian

Here's what else the star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians had to say...

Us: How revealing is your Playboy shoot?
Kim Kardashian: It is not as revealing as some people might want. I keep it classy and covered up. I do bare my whole butt. And a little bit of my chest. But that's it. It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first and this is the first time I am talking about it. I consulted the whole family and I decided this is the way I would have wanted it to come out.

Us: What's it like having cameras around you 24-7 while filming your reality show?
KK: I think we are used to it now. I am really excited because I feel like there are so many misconceptions of what us Hollywood girls are really like. We are so different from what people would think and I think everyone is going to be shocked.

Us: What are some of the misconceptions?
KK: Everyone thinks that I am this wild party girl and that I get drunk and dance on tables, but I don't even drink alcohol. We [she and sisters Khloe and Kourtney] own businesses and we work every single day and we have 10 kids in the family and we did not grow up with nannies.

Us: Are you dating [NFL running back] Reggie Bush?
KK: We're really close friends. He's such an amazing guy! But between me being busy with the new show, and his being in the middle of the football season, it's not like I have time to dedicate myself to a relationship right now anyway [so we just have loads and loads of wild sex]

Us: Why don't you and Paris Hilton hang out anymore?
KK: I love Paris. We grew up together, but friends drift apart and we just don't hang out like we used to. Maybe someday we will again.

Us: You briefly dated Nick Lachey in 2006. Have you seen him since he met Vanessa Minnillo?
KK: I ran into him once earlier this year at a club. He's always a gentleman. We only went on a few dates a long time ago. It's not like we have to be uncomfortable.

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Don't worry, guys. You haven't seen the last of Kim Kardashian nude.

Vivid Entertainment, the company that released Kim's videotaped romp between the sheets with Ray J, has released a statement saying there's even more footage of this reality TV star - and overall waste of space - to come.

Stylish in Milan

"Vivid can't take all of the credit from Kim's success... we can let our fans (and Kim's) know that we're not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com," said the entertainment company on the release of a second sex tape.

If this is true, Kardashian will take on the status of uber-skank, possessing even more naked footage than Tila Tequila, Keeley Hazell and a host of other often-nude celebrities.

It's something to be truly proud of.

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No, we're not about to review the reality TV mess that is Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

We have no idea why anyone would watch Kim Kardashian prance around with her spoiled family on television, especially when they could watch her getting railed by Ray J on tape instead.

Kim Waving

But we are gonna comment on the first names of the sisters, all of which begin with the letter K, no matter how ridiculous they look.

Here's a photo of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim at the - we shudder to say it - party celebrating the premiere of their reality series:

Where is step-brother Brody Jenner? Perhaps he's off changing his name to Krody Jenner.

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Many readers were disappointed to learn that they wouldn't see Kim Kardashian naked in her upcoming Playboy photo spread.

But don't worry fans, looks like you may have a chance to see the former sex tape star in all her bare glory again after all.

Kim Kardashian Kleavage Aktion

Reportedly, a criminal investigation is underway regarding a slew of nude pictures starring both Kim and Kourtney Kardashian. The alleged crime in question? The pics were taken of the sisters underage.

All the guys dreaming of Hayden Panettiere nude are thankful this Heroes star is now 18 years old, that's for sure.

Kim Kardashian doesn't seem too worried about a nude picture scandal. Who hasn't already seen her naked anyway?

The stars of the upcoming reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supposedly posed for a few racy photos eleven years ago - and now a David Hans Schmidt wanna-be is trying to sell the pics to celebrity gossip outlets.

"Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them," said a family representative.

We'll keep you updated as this sordid story develops, but for now, we do know this: somewhere, Vanessa Hudgens is smiling.

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Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show.

And appearing on the cover of Playboy in December.

Welcome to Dash

And now the woman known for making a sex tape, possessing giant boobs and sticking out her large ass has been added to the cast of Deep in the Valley, a movie that includes Tracy Morgan, Scott Caan and Denise Richards.

The film is about two guys transported to an alternate universe right out of an adult production. So it sounds right up Kim's amateur porn alley. She can always turn to Kendra Jade for advice.

We assume these two loose woman are friends.

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We had already reported that Kim Kardashian will grace the pages of Playboy. But now we know when this busty pictorial will take place: December.

A Playboy source told Us Weekly that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the insider reported that Kim "will show one boob, and her bare butt."

In other words: far less than we saw during the Ray J sex tape.

The socialite with huge boobs and ass very likely to be backed up will star in a 12-page pictorial that "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," said the celebrity gossip source.

Bound for Playboy

We won't see a fully naked Kim Kardashian in Playboy?!? Fortunately, Kimberly Bell will make up for that by baring it all.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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