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Forget Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain and Mike Huckabee.

While these political stars each have their positive attributes, none are worthy of the sought-after title of Celebrity Gossip President.

Okay, so we just made that title up 45 minutes ago. But we felt that in an exciting presidential election year, The Hollywood Gossip should hold its own race - and YOU, our readers, should get to vote on the winner!

Step #1? A PRIMARY featuring seven exciting President-VP tickets from the world of celebrity gossip. Your votes will help narrow the field to three by May 1, leading to a special run-off election among the top vote-getters.

You can VOTE HERE now, with the ballot also appearing on the right-hand side of The Hollywood Gossip's home page until May 1.

Now, we present you with the candidates for Celebrity Gossip President and Vice President, along with the respective parties nominating them ...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
(Reality TV Party)
Phony, plastic, master manipulators and attention-seeking media whores who are obsessed with fame. It's like The Hills couple was destined to go into politics.

Kim Kardashian and Ray J
(Celebrity Sex Tape Party)
Upside: Not-so-secret videotaping of all U.S. citizens is sure to improve our national security; Downside: Budgetary concerns due to new White House furniture needing to be made to accommodate Kim's giant ass.

Past Lovers

Donald Trump and Vince McMahon
(Bad Hair-Megalomaniac Party)
If a Trump-McMahon team fails, it certainly won't be due to lack of funds. Or shameless, self-promoting publicity stunts. Or huge grapefruits.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
(Super-Cute Celeb Couple Party)
Zanessa promises nude photos and perfect hair for all!

Suri Cruise and Jayden James Federline
(Celebrity Baby Party)
Upside: Very cute, little political baggage offers fresh start. Downside: Inexperience, possible brainwashing (Suri) and malnutrition (Jayden).

Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi
(Seedy Britney Spears Hanger-On Party)
Should either be apprehended as part of a sleeper cell before the November election, Alli Sims will take his place on the ticket.

Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest
(American Idol Party)
A Simon-Ryan ticket will be full of witty barbs, low-brow insults and palpable, homoerotic tension. At least Paula won't be part of it.

That's it! Cast your vote for your favorite candidates in our Celebrity Gossip Presidential Primary by voting on our home page or by clicking HERE!

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Kim Kardashian is best known for her pair of enormous bongos.

Now, the Bongo clothing company is hoping this D-list celebrity can sell jeans, as well. Following in the pants of Vanessa Minnillo and Kristin Cavallari, Kim Kardashian has been hired as a model for the brand.

Considering the nude photo history of some of these beauties, we can only surmise that Vanessa Hudgens will be the company's next spokesperson.

Three times the Kim Kardashian. Yikes!

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Kim Kardashian did not bring Reggie Bush as her date to Jermaine Dupri's Grammy Awards pre-show party.

Instead, the quasi celebrity attended the shindig with her most valuable asset: a large rear end.

As Kardashian strikes her most familiar pose, we're reminded of a certain photo that depicts Ray J tapping that booty like only he can.

Booty Call

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Kim Kardashian knows all about the glare of entertainment news reporters.

The mammoth-breasted socialite has been among these photographers' favorite targets since she bent over for Ray J on video.

Fuzzy Hat

As such, Kim feels like she can relate with another celebrity that wears little clothing and is the object of the media's affection: Britney Spears.

"I definitely do sympathize with Britney [Spears]," Kardashian said. "I think when you step outside of the house you know what you're getting yourself into if you live in that world. So, I think that to a certain extent she can do things a little bit differently, but I think at some point you just give up and don't care because it's following you so much anyways, that you just don't know how to get away from it."

Kim Kardashian might suggest fewer late-night Starbucks trips for Britney Spears. Still, the girlfriend of Reggie Bush thinks reporters need to leave Brit alone.

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Kim Kardashian is not a credit card thief!

So claims Kardashian's rep, following today's earlier story on the lawsuit brought upon the Kardashians by Brandy and Ray J's mother.

Ripped Jeans

"The charges against the Kardashians are meritless. Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law," the statement concluded.

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We already know that Kim Kardashian screwed Ray J.

But now the mother of Ray J and Brandy is claiming that this rich sex tape star actually screwed over her entire family.

According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Sonja Norwood claims Kardashian took advantage of her generosity. In 2004, TMZ reports Kim was allegedly given permission to use Sonja's American Express card to make "one (and only one)" purchase on behalf of Sonja.

Past Lovers

The good, old, sex tape days: Kim Kardashian and Ray J pose for the camera.

However, the lawsuit claims Kardashian gave the card to other members of her stupidly-named family, such as sisters Khloe and Kourtney. In 2006, the suit says this Klan racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. In 2007, they supposedly blew another $57,841.82.

Why didn't Sonja just cancel the card? Because that wouldn't have given her this kind of publicity. Ray J taught his mom well.

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Kim Kardashian took some time away from simply showing off her enormous boobs to discuss one of our favorite topics: her sex tape with Ray J.

"I'm not poor, I'm not desperate, I would never try to sell a sex tape," Kim recently said, defending her non-participation in releasing this infamous video. "It would humiliate me and my family. I don't need the money. It's something I feel very betrayed by, but I'm not pointing any fingers."

She then coughed twice, said the words "Ray J" and coughed twice again.

Kim Kardashian Topless

Kardashian went on to discuss her business empire. Years ago, she worked at her father's music marketing firm, Movie Tunes. When Robert Kardashian died in 2003, the company was left to Kim and her siblings.

"The company's been sold but I now own two fashion stores with my sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, and we're about to take our business online. I also model and I'm taking acting and singing classes. I work very hard," she said.

Just like George W. Bush.

In closing, Kardashian talked about her former best friend, Paris Hilton. How do you feel about her, Kim?

"She's a great person but I'm also my own person and an individual. Everyone makes different choices in their life and I don't enjoy being compared with other people, no matter who it is. That's why I did the reality show. I'm glad for people to see me and my family and what I really do."

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This may be akin to stating that Britney Spears is an unfit mother, but:

Kim Kardashian has massive breasts!

Kim Kardashian in Paris

That's been the case for awhile, but don't they look bigger than usual in this photo? Might Kim be pregnant, like Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba and so many other beautiful celebrities right now?

We aren't sure. But we do know this much: New Orleans Saints fans must be worried for Bush. Those knockers could cause serious injury.

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Reggie Bush looks psyched to be hanging out with Jennifer Lopez Kim Kardashian in this photo, doesn't he?

The professional football player and professional reality TV star were spotted looking less than chummy during a recent walk together. Bush even appears to be staring into the distance with a fed up expression on his face.

Might he be dreaming of Tom Brady's girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen? Or Tony Romo's main squeeze, Jessica Simpson? Or, perhaps, Reggie is simply trying to figure out the following question:

Which is bigger, Kim's earrings or Kim's breasts?

Kimmy from the Block: Kim Kardashian wants to be known as K. Lo from now on.

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Reggie Bush is learning a lot from Kim Kardashian. And we don't just mean how to turn a pair of giant boobs into a lucrative career.

The New Orleans Saints running back recently told Sports Illustrated that he hates celebrity gossip hounds. We'll try not to take it too personally.

Bikini Body Battle!

"I hate the paparazzi. I honestly do. [Kim Kardashian] knows I don't like it, but it comes with the territory," Bush said. " I deal with it. It doesn't make me view her any different, it's part of her life and so you just deal with it, but I hate it."

Kim, however, has tried to help her man stay calm during the storm of entertainment news reporters.

"I'm giving him tons of blow jobs a few tips here and there. We try not to take it too seriously. The paparazzi are really an invasion of privacy that you're never really ready for but you learn to adapt to it and not really pay too much attention to it."

No wonder Kim Kardashian nude photos are so prominent. The star has no idea how to pick out clothing. What kind of a bathing suit is this?!?

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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