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You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for a few photos - in a bikini!

Due to the rarity of this occurrence, the professional celebrity felt a need to Tweet a handful of pictures from the shoot to her followers, accompanied by the humble words: "HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!"

She also refers to her swimsuits as "SUPER SEXY & EDGY!"

Do you agree? Or is the bathing suit not exactly what catches your attention in the images below...

Tantalizing Tweet
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Looks like those pastries Kim consumed on Monday played no factor on her body fat. She Tweeted earlier this week:

"OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok."

Sure it is, Kim. You'll just down some QuickTrim and crap them all out anyway.

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It was a busy day of cheering on the New Orleans Saints, Tweeting and self-promoting yesterday for Kim Kardashian.

The large-breasted former sex tape star attended the NFC Championship with friends, family and a homemade sign (below) for boyfriend Reggie Bush.

Unlike Kim, Reggie actually accomplished something in his chosen profession, scoring a go-ahead fourth quarter touchdown on a five-yard pass to Drew Brees. The Saints defeated the Vikings 31-28 and will take on the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV.

This will give Kardashian more opportunities to offer Bush support via Twitter, while also telling fans to watch her reality show. A few sample Tweets from Sunday:

  • i live for the one hour episodes! don't you?
  • Who's watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians??? West coast!
  • I'm so proud of my baby! 
  • Superbowl baby!!!! WOW no words! Congrats New Orleans
  • Check out my Saints sign!!! Who dat!
  • After the game going to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians! This episode is crazy! Hard for me to watch the boxing matches!
  • Getting ready to go to the Saints game! Let's go New Orleans! Who dat!!!!

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Kim Kardashian took time out from her career as a professional celebrity to obtain a restraining order against an alleged stalker, Dennis Shaun Bowman.

This guy is delusional and believes he's dating her, says Kim, who notes that her obsessed fan has been following her and "poses an immediate threat."

Bowman began sending Kardashian Twitter messages last fall, professing love for her, then moved from Georgia to Kardashian's home of Calabasas, Calif.

More disturbingly, he has started turning up periodically at the socialite's appearances in L.A., sometimes wearing joker face paint, a la The Dark Knight.

Wonder if he present for this display.

Dude must be out of his mind. He even sent a Twitter message to her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, looking for a fight. Reggie plays professional football!

A Kim K. Pic

Why stalk Kim Kardashian? It's illegal, and she's not that interesting!

At least he can be polite sometimes, however. Bowman also Tweeted to Kardashian to ask forgiveness for missing their dinner date planned in Atlanta recently.

They never had one, but still, good manners!

Under the restraining order, recommended by LAPD's Threat Management unit, Bowman must stay 500 yards away from Kardashian and stop contacting her.

Fortunately, he can still peruse our gallery of Kim Kardashian pictures!

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Come on, Kim Kardashian. At least give us a challenge.

The provocative socialite attended a party this week in celebration of Melanie Brown's new line of Sugar Factory lollipops (yes, Melanie Brown has her own line of lollipops and an event was thrown in its honor) and posed on the red carpet like this:

Oral Sex Simulator

Kim must REALLY enjoy a sweet treat and/or an opportunity to relive her days as a sex tape star.

Typically, we'd ask readers to submit a caption for this photo, but we're a family site. It would be impossible to keep those clean. Instead, we'll pose the following scenario/question:

Photos of Kardashian striking this pose are plastered all over the Internet.

But what would happen if Adam Lambert made the same gesture? Would he be celebrated as a sex symbol and given the kind of opportunities afforded to Kim to make money off this reputation, or crucified as a bad influence on children?

Discuss!

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Neither Kim Kardashian nor Lindsay Lohan possesses much talent or body weight.

But while the former at least has the support of her family, poor Lindsay has been throwing the tabloid wolves by her ex-convict of a father and attention whore of a mother. The result, sadly, has been rumors of drug use and cutting.

Therefore, we can forgive Lohan's unoriginal sense of fashion. She does have a lot on her mind these days.

This may explain why Lindsay's Brian Lichtenberg dress at this month's InStyle Golden Globes after-party was the exact same outfit worn by Kardashian a few weeks earlier in Las Vegas.

Compare the stars below and then vote for the sexiest:

Kim vs. Lindsay

Who looks best in this dress?

 

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Forget smelling like a mixture of Ray J, Reggie Bush and QuickTrim powder.

Kim Kardashian has given fans another reason why they ought to purchase her new fragrance: it makes you feel like a woman!

After starring in her first perfume ad (below), Kardashian writes on her blog:

It was so much fun getting all glammed up for this shoot. I think the Old Hollywood theme with a modern twist is a perfect fit for my fragrance because it will make you feel glam, sexy and super feminine.

The only question remaining: Which is less understandable: how one can feel "super feminine," or what makes Kim qualified to release a fragrance?

The perfume will be available nationwide in February. For now, fans can purchase it at Sephora.com.

Make sure you use a credit card, and enough common sense to stop yourself from actually doing this.

NOTE: Follow this link now to purchase your Kim Kardashian perfume!

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Drew Brees, you seem like a very nice guy.

City of New Orleans, you've been through a lot and deserve a celebration.

But we can't bring ourselvs to cheer on the Saints during this year's NFL postseason, not when Kim Kardashian says her marital status hangs in the balance.

Asked today on the Dallas-based radio show "Kidd Kraddick in the Morning" about prospects for a proposal, Kim pointed to Reggie Bush's on-field performance as the basis for their future as a couple.

"I would actually like him to have [a ring]," she said. "I would like for them to get to the Super Bowl and win it. Get him a ring first. That's the deal."

Can you imagine how grating an engaged Kim would be? We shutter at the thought of a new story cropping up each day about her wedding gown, her first dance song, her bridal shower...

  • Out with Friends
  • Picture of Kim

Speaking of engagements, Kim also shot down the rumor that sister Kourtney has agreed to marry Scott Disick. She said:

"I don't think Kourtney really is thinking about that. I don't think she wants that responsibility right now. She's just having a good time loving being a mom. And I think she's just going to stick with that for right now."

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In light of her recent, extreme weight loss - largely due to her lack of a soul after selling it to QuickTrim for a few bucks - Kim Kardashian is hearing criticism from fans.

They all wanna know: What happened to that sexy, curvy woman that served as a role model to heavier females around the world?!?

Kim is finally addressing such talk. Appearing on Atlanta's Q100 yesterday, she insisted she isn't really that thin, saying:

"I don't have a problem telling people, 'Hey, look, I have cellulite!' I do everything I can in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it, I'm okay with it!"

That doesn't appear to be the case in Kim and sister Khloe's latest QuickTrim ad. The two look positively skeletal.

Another Bikini Photo

Continuing to defend her figure and her belief system, Kim added:

"You look heavier when you're on TV, so it's better to get [your weight] down... The weight I'm at now is the perfect weight for me. I'm still extremely curvy."

Before, Kardashian claims, "I just wasn't comfortable in a bikini." Hmmm... we have some serious photographic evidence to the contrary. Kim was likely comfortable with making money off these images.

How do you prefer your Kim Kardashian: Curvy or skinny?

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Based solely on the latest issue of Ocean Drive, you'd think Kim Kardashian was a hard-working entrepreneur that built herself up from nothing and actually contributes something to society aside from large breasts.

Isn't that hilarious?

The random publication features Kim on its cover and refers to her a "multimedia juggernaut," a "fitness sensation," and a "shoe guru."

Those descriptions differ slightly from THG's take on Kim as a "fame-obsessed model that is only well-known because she let a dude named Ray J have intercourse with her on camera and will shill for anything for a buck."

Still, Kim looks pretty good in the magazine's photo spread. We can give her that much.

Ocean Drive Cover

Check out a few excerpts from Kardashian's interview, and a few more photos of her from the shoot, below:

On her entrepreneurial side: My dad was a great attorney and businessman. He instilled a strong work ethic in all of us. If we wanted our allowance, we had to work. For Christmas presents, he’d give us gift certificates for a “one-hour conversation about life with Dad.”

On her fashion background: I think back to the ’80s, when my mom had an enormous closet and Kourtney and I were about nine and 10. We used to always drape ourselves in her jewels and furs.

On Reggie Bush: He only cares about football, and really couldn’t care less about the Hollywood life. It’s not a struggle, because we balance each other out. In his house, it’s only SportsCenter, and in my house, it’s only E!.

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Monday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for the celebrity picture appearing below. The material was nearly endless.

You all did a terrific job with this holiday-themed image, but there can be only one Kim Kardashian Kaption Kontest champion. And your winner is JO.

Unspecial K

The winning entry appears below, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

"Oh Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen can go away, but Dasher, OH! please stay!"

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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