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Following a Fourth of July weekend spent shutting down clubs and meeting his girlfriend's family, Miles Austin can breathe a sigh of relief:

The Kardashians have given Kim's new boyfriend their talentless seal of approval.

"Kourtney and Khloé really like him," a source tells E! News. "They're really meshing well together."

And why shouldn't they? Austin plays for the Dallas Cowboys, also known as "America's Team." He ought to help the Kardashian brand grow even larger across the country, if that's possible.

Things between Kim and Miles are reportedly going so well that she doesn't care what Reggie Bush does in his free time. Or, to be specific, who he does, such as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend Amber Rose.

Said the same insider: "Thankfully, she's over it and doesn't even realize, notice or care."

The new couple spent every night this weekend together, looking "smitten" outside a New York City hot spot, witnesses say. Many Cowboys fans are already making plans for a Super Bowl parade as a result.

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This is both sweet and nauseating.

In the aftermath of Lindsay Lohan's 90-day jail sentencing yesterday afternoon, Kim Kardashian has Tweeted support of her fellow promiscuous celebrity. She wrote:

Holding All Her Kards

Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it.

No offense to Kim or Lindsay, but we think God has better things to do with His time than answer prayers related to an alcoholic trainwreck who will likely benefit from a stint in jail. Lohan needs some wake up call to turn around her life, doesn't she?

Two women, four huge breasts, zero talent, one jail sentence.

In between sobs and lewd nail painting, Lindsay replied to Kim and Tweeted: “thank you so much @KimKardashian – thanks for being such a good friend, it means a lot to me."

Fortunately for Lohan, she'll meet many new good friends in jail, too. Especially when she drops the soap.

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To some, the Fourth of July means friends, family and two of the cutest young artists on the planet.

To others, it means private yachts, drinking and a party so exclusive that bouncers actually bar the public from entering.

Count Kim Kardashian in the latter group, as she and Miles Austin stopped by a club named Avenue in Long Branch, New Jersey on Friday night. The pair shut down the place entirely, sources say, arriving around midnight and prompting the manager to take charge.

“He was telling guests outside that he had special guests inside,” a witness told Hollywood Life. “Even though the club was half empty he wouldn’t let anyone in.”

Boat Bound

For a change, Kim was reportedly keen on not having her photo taken. She had security surround her and Austin at a private table all evening and:

“At one point Kim got up to use the restroom and was protected by three huge bodyguards. They were keeping her hidden from the crowd.”

The couple left after just an hour or so at the venue. Later in the weekend, they boarded a private yacht with the rest of the Kardashians in honor of Khloe's birthday. These people live really tough lives.

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How do you know when a fashion trend has hit Hollywood?

When three women from three completely different walks of life are spotted out in it.

Case in point: over the last few weeks, Miranda Cosgrove (a 17-year old pop singer), Kim Kardashian (a 29-year old professional celebrity) and Salma Hayek (a 43-year old Oscar nominee) all showed off new purple dresses.

You know where we're going with this, right? Compare, contrast and vote below...

In Purple

Who looks prettiest in purple?

 

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She has two Ks in her name and two Ds in her chest.

Therefore, it's only appropriate for there to now be twice the Kim Kardashian in New York City.

Kim and a Reporter

The professional celebrity posed alongside her fake doppleganger in Madame Tussauds today, following her blog entry that hyped the honor of receiving a wax statue in the iconic museum.

Kim says the feeling of standing next to yourself is "surreal."

We say it's incredible how the wax figure looks more life-like than Kardashian herself. There's little doubt it has more personality.

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Let's hope you aren't sick of large boobs and poor acting, TV watchers. Because the Kardashian sisters are planning to show up in your living room often this fall.

First, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney will all guest star on the third season premiere of 90210 in September. They'll portray talentless tabloid models with a great publicist and little to offer the world themselves on the episode.

Next, In Touch Weekly reports that Khloe and husband Lamar Odom have signed on for their own reality show. Absolutely shocking news, we know.

"They will be starting to tape in the next few weeks," said a source. "It's about their life: being married, trying to have a baby, and her being a stepmother to his kids. Everything that family does turns to gold. They are all making tons and tons of money."

  • A Kim Signing
  • Two K Sisters

The people most excited about this news? Shenae Grimes and AnnaLynne McCord. Those two won't be the worst actresses on at least one episode of 90210 now.

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Earlier this month, Kourtney Kardashian pretended to wax the pubic hair off Khloe Kardashian in one of the most ridiculously scripted moments in reality show history.

Now, sister Kim Kardashian in joining in on the fun - sort of.

The professional celebrity has become the latest star to get the wax figure treatment at Madame Tussauds museum in New York City. She joins such other recently-honored celebs as Robert Pattinson and The Jonas Brothers.

Who knew Madame Tussauds was so into sloppy seconds? Ray J waxed this ass years ago!

In recognition of this event - which proves Madame Tussauds is officially out of talented individuals to sculpt and portray in its halls - Kim wrote on her blog today:

I can finally reveal that I am getting my own wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NYC!!!!

This is one of the greatest honors ever and I am so thrilled and excited. Now I will never have to leave NYC… I’ve officially gone bi-coastal! LOL

As you can see above, the museum has only carved the face so far. It needs to bring in record amounts of wax before it can even get started on Kim's butt and the boobs.

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Chris Brown may have pretended to cry hysterically over Michael Jackson at the BET Awards last night, but that despicable attempt at career revival was actually NOT the most absurd event to take take place over the weekend.

Instead, that dishonor falls upon the entire concept of the Digital Supernova Award.

The first of its kind was handed out to Kim Kardashian on Saturday night, as she was feted by Sony Ericsson and Buzzmedia for having the top celebrity website on the planet. (Tough break, Spencer Pratt. Better luck next tear!)

What a Dumb Outfit

Said Kim:

“I’m so proud of my new site and it’s an honor to be recognized for doing something that I love.  I get excited to connect with my amazing fans around the world every day and love to share what’s going on in my professional and personal life.  I carry my digital camera with me at all times and I do put my heart and soul into this website and take a lot of time out to blog every single day, a few times a day.”

Man. Hollywood really will use any occasion to celebrate absolutely anything, won't it?

  • Website Party
  • Photograph of Kim
  • An Asset
  • Honoring a Website
  • Double K

[Photos: Splash News]

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With over 1,300 receiving yards and 11 touchdowns in 2009, Miles Austin was a fantasy football sleeper.

Now, due to who he's sleeping with, the Dallas Cowboys wideout is fulfilling the fantasies of men everywhere.

Sources have confirmed that Austin is dating Kim Kardashian, as he and the reality star were spotted on June 6 at Casa Vega in Los Angeles. Witnesses tell Us Weekly "they sat in the back drinking margaritas."

Another source adds that Kim likes Miles, but "doesn't want to rush anything." Why another professional athlete? "Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle," says the insider.

Life of Kim

Miles Austin made a number of great catches in 2009. But he saved his biggest for this spring.

As Ty Lawson hilariously Tweeted this week, Kardashian men have won the Super Bowl and the NBA title over the last few weeks. This bodes well for Cowboys fans.

For football fans, as well: Dallas takes on Reggie Bush and the Saints on Thanksgiving Day. Looks like dinner tables around the country won't be the only ones fighting over breasts that afternoon.

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Ty Lawson is a back-up point guard for the Dencer Nuggets.

And he wants to win a championship so badly that he's willing to go where no man... okay, where many men have gone before: into Kim Kardashian!

Following Reggis Bush and the New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl victory in February, and Lamar Odom's NBA title with the Lakers last week, Lawson has realized the key to going all the way is to... go all the way - with a Kardashian sister!

He hilariously Tweeted today: "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min. I'll take one for the team lol"

  • Kim Leaving a Kar
  • Ty Lawson

Though there have been no photos and no named sources to back it up, Kim is rumored to be dating Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.

As Lawson writes, if Dallas wins a championship next season, "then this thing is amazing."

There are two caveats to the baller's theory, however: Ray J and Scott Disick are still major losers.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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