by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian is koming to primetime.

And she's bringing Vanessa Minnillo with her.

Most incredibly, both of these beauties will be fully dressed when they guest star on the December 16 episode of CSI: NY.

The installment will also co-star MTV VJ LaLa Vasquez and Train singer Pat Monahan, the latter of whom implied in a recent interview that Kim may actually play a criminal. He said:

"I play Kim's boyfriend, a musician named Sam Baker. Kim helps me get a second chance, but she has an ulterior motive."

Might it be to get famous by flaunting her breasts and reading off scripts on reality TV? If so, this casting choice finally makes sense.

  • Kim Kardashian on CSI
  • Vanessa Minnillo on CSI

Click on the pics above for a closer look at Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo on CSI: NY.

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Remember when Kim Kardashian was curvy, sexy and not an utter sellout?

We miss those days.

For the second time in the last few months, Kim has Tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini. The latest is accompanied with the message: "Quick Trim photo shoot today in Miami! I finally feel I've reached my goal!"

Apparently, her goal is to look at emaciated as humanly possible.

We really hope those Quick Trim bucks are worth it, Kim, as you've let curvy girls across America know the only acceptable look involves skin, bones and large breasts. Please, eat something - and try to not flush it out of your system with something no doctor on the planet would approve of...

  • Twit Pic
  • Kim Twitter Pic

Kim Kardashian before flushing her system out with an unhealthy weight loss supplement, and after. Which look do you prefer?

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Kim Kardashian rose to fame via a sex tape and has appeared naked in Playboy.

In other words: subtly is not her strong suit.

This doesn't bode well for Reggie Bush, as the reality TV took to her blog this week and showed the world what she'd look like in a wedding dress.

Granted, Kim claimed she was just modeling her mom's 30-year old frock for humor's sake, but who is she kidding? Kardashian donned this gown for two reasons only:

  1. To let Bush know she's ready for a ring;
  2. And to give bloggers a reason to write about her.

Consider the second mission accomplished, Kim. As for the first? Reg, the engagement ball is on your half of the field...

Wannabe Bride

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Kim Kardashian gracing the cover of a random, heretofore unheard of magazine? Not unusual.

Kim Kardashian looking classy and (gasp!) clothed in that publication's pictorial? A sign of the Apocalypse.

But that's exactly what takes place in the December issue of Saturday Night. Just look at the (relatively) modest cover shot:

In her interview, of course, Kim sounds more like Kim. She praises the realism of her show and acts as though her publicist doesn't contact the paparazzi to snap her photos.

A few excerpts:

On Keeping Up with the Kardashians:" Sharing our lives on the show is actually very beneficial. The best feedback was the wedding special. Before, people were saying, “Khloé and Lamar met a month ago now they are getting married. This is crazy and it can’t be real.”

But, after seeing the wedding special you see the whole process of what their life is like together and how they fell in love. If anything, people are now saying they totally get it. It’s just the best way for us to tell our side of the story.

On celebrity gossip photographers: If you happen to shop down Robertson Blvd. then you know they’re going to be everywhere. It happens that I love to go to this nail salon in Beverly Hills where there are always paparazzi. At times it’s frustrating because I just want to get my nails done with no makeup on and in sweats. Times like those you just wish they weren’t around.

  • Cute Kim
  • Classy Kim
  • Awkward Pose

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

For months, Kim Kardashian has shamelessly plugged QuickTrim cleanser as a dieting system and we've given her well-deserved grief for selling out.

Therefore, we guess a few props are in order now that Kim is pitching Carl's Jr. Premium Salads in a new ad spot.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

"I'm always down for a burger, I love them and I eat them," she said. "But this is the first commercial they've ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy, and it totally fits what I'm about right now."

i.e. Whatever company is giving me money and putting my face on a billboard.

Of course, Kardashian can't sell anything without relying on her only positive characteristic: sex appeal.

She says she pitched the brand on a commercial that's centered on how she supposedly eats meals.

"I told them about my life and how I'm such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics: I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off."

Only Kim Kardashian could go from sounding like a salad saleswoman to a sex phone operator over the course of one sentence. We can't decide if we're impressied or appalled by that talent.

by Free Britney at . Comments

It's the gold standard of celebrity fashion face-offs.

Not only are they wearing gold dresses, but Kim Kardashian and Lauren Conrad have more in common than reality-TV stardom - they're famous for their style.

Kim's one of the most photographed celebs around, always sparking debate with a vast array of fashion choices. LC similarly looks fabulous in, well, anything.

Pit them against each other in a face-off of fantastic frocks of gold and there's no telling what will happen. Kan Kim and her kleavage possibly topple Lauren?

You tell us! Vote in our survey below!

Kim and LC

Who looked best in her gold dress?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

With the exception of Kim posing nude for Playboy, we rarely agree with any actions taken by the Kardashians.

But all three sisters have earned our praise this week for supporting the NOH8 Campaign and the legalization of gay marriage.

InStyle Australia Kover Girl

The organization was created in response to California's overturning of Proposition 8. Other celebrities involved in the effort include Ashlee Simpson, Perez Hilton, Pete Wentz and Tila Tequila.

Below, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney talk about their reasons for joining this humanitarian cause...

Kourtney:
Now that I am bringing a life into the world, the cause means that much more. I want my son to grow up in a world where love conquers hate. It's crazy to me that in today's modern world, the fight for same sex marriage is even an issue.

Kim:
What I love about the NO H8 campaign is that it symbolizes more than just people's desires to bring down Prop 8... it's about promoting love in general!

Khloe:
There should be no limitations as to who we choose to spend our lives with and there should be no outside parties helping to make these decisions for us. If someone had told me that I couldn’t marry Lamar, I would have told them to go F themselves!

We're waiting for Carrie Prejean to also take up the cause. After all, the subtitle of her memoir reads: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, HATE and Political Attacks.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

For someone considered to be a fashion icon, Kim Kardashian sure ganks her style from many other celebrities.

The reality star has been featured in more face-offs than any other THG subject.

She's battled Bethenny Frankel. She's often borrowed dresses from her sisters. And, most recently, she's been spotted in public in the same outfit as Ciara.

This is a growing, troubling trend for Kim, whose identity as the most attention-starved member of her own family is already in danger. Compare her and the aforementioned singer below:

Ciara vs. Kim

Who looks better in this dress?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Reggie Bush is a busy man.

The running back is often studying game tapes and practicing with the New Orleans Saints, as they aim to remain undefeated and win the Super Bowl.

Fortunately, when her man is away, Kim Kardashian has found ways to keep herself busy with activities typically reserved for Reggie.

Earlier this week, she was spotted re-enacting her relationship with Ray J, riding and sucking on camera...

  • On Horseback
  • Orally Fixated

Who says reality TV is staged?!? Kim Kardashian simply went out for her regular horseback and kart rides this week. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Yesterday, readers were given the challenge of writing the best kaption for this photo of Kim Kardashian keeping her hands klean at an event this week.

Your THG Caption Contest winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots.

Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in for it.

Thanks to all for playing and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Self-Kleaning

WTF! This last bit of dignity won't come off!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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