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This isn't as desperate as Adrianne Curry Tweeting a topless photo of herself.

Nor is it as lame as Miley Cyrus' constant pleas for attention and pity on Twitter.

Still, we'd have hoped that Kim Kardashian could think of more creative ways to make headlines than to post a lingerie-clad pic of herself on her account. The picture was released on the same day that Kim wrote of a piece of coffee cake:

"I had one bite to satisfy my craving, that was it! Coffee cake was yummy, but a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips!"

Ironic. Kardashian has also proven that a moment on all fours for Ray J is a life time on video.

Twit Pic

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It's never been a secret: Kim Kardashian wants a child.

Last month, knocked up sister Kourtney Kardashian said that Kim gets jealous if she doesn't get a certain automobile first; so one can only imagines how it feels to watch her sibling go through a pregnancy!

Kim and a Reporter

But Ray J's former sex tape partner is putting on a happy face, even helping Kourt shop for baby clothes, as seen here:

Wrote Kim on her blog, regarding the shopping spree:

You have to stay neutral when you're shopping for a baby and you don't know what the sex of the baby is! I found that really hard... I just wanted to shop for pink or blue, haha! I want Kourt and Scott to find out already!! I want a baby!!!!

If rumors of a reconciliation with Reggie Bush are true, perhaps Kim will see her child-bearing wishes come true in the near future.

Man. Can you imagine how often she'll blog then?!?

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Kim Kardashian has a serious talent - and, for once, we're not making a reference to her sex tape with Ray J.

The reality TV star manages to find the most random magazines in existence and somehow convince them to pay her to pose on their cover.

Last week, Kim (sporting a goth bowl cut) was featured in YRB. Yes, YRB. Sports Illustrated or People, it is not.

This week, Kardashian graces the cover of Jezebel, which is apparently "Atlanta's Premier Lifestyle" publication. Makes perfect sense, considering Kim is known for spending time in Los Angeles, Miami or New Orleans.

Jezebel Cover Girl

Meanwhile, Kardashian has also been hired as Contributing Beauty Editor for OK! Weekly, a surprising gig for someone that rarely wears clothing.

The magazine reports that Kim will "provide her expertise in regular, seasonally-themed features and columns." Says the socialite of the honor:

“I’m really looking forward to being a part of the team at OK!. Now the types of tips I’ve given on my own blog can be seen by an even wider audience. I’ve always loved beauty."

Here are a couple more shots of Kardashian from Jezebel. Think she really knows anything about fashion?

  • What a Jezebel
  • Magazine Photo Shoot

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Kim Kardashian has already posed nude.

She's jumped around on a trampoline in a bikini.

Kim K. and Kris

So, naturally, there was really only one look Kardashian had yet to try out: the gothic bowl cut.

The reality star took care of that in the latest issue of YRB, a random, possibly imaginary magazine that paid Kim a lot of money to cover its latest issue looking like this:

On her official blog, Kardashian wrote:

"I am loving the results... I really love the transformation and the clothes were amazing!!! This has got to be one of the most unique shoots I've ever done! Not sure I'll ever go for a permanent short cut, but it definitely works for this shoot."

Click on the pics below to ogle - or vomit - over the full set of YRB photos. Then, vote in our poll...

What do you think of Kim's look?

 

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Have you ever wanted to smell like Ray J's semen? This is your chance!

Because posing in one bikini and being paid to show up at parties makes one an expert in the world of perfume, Kim Kardashian will soon come out with her own fragrance.

The reality TV star will team with Lighthouse Beauty, the same company behind 50 Cent's upcoming men's scent. (Yes, we're sadly serious.)

"Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process,” Kardashian said. “What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked so closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice... so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans... the fragrance really captures who I am.”

Interesting. But we're not sure if a product named Talentless Attention-Seeking Sex Tape Star will sell.

  • Bubbly Blonde
  • Life as Kim

Kim Kardashian's upcoming fragrance will really capture who she is. Anyone have a clue what that means?

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Ray J has already starred in a reality TV show.

Now, the other men responsible for the fame of Kim Kardashian have landed their own series.

Konfirmed Split?

PR gurus Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck have already shot a pilot for a new show, which is likely to air on cable next year. Kardashian is serving as a producer on the program, which she describes as "the next step in my career."

"I've always wanted to get into producing. After my reality TV show is done, the next step is producing. I definitely see myself in the producing chair," Kim told People.

What is stranger: Kim Kardashian's outfit? Or the thought of her as the producer of anything but sex tapes?

Exhibiting the sort of vocabulary and intelligence expected of a producer, Kardashian added:

"I've definitely seen the ins and outs of reality TV. I definitely love reality TV shows. It's something I'm passionate about... It'll show all the ins-and-outs or PR. It's going to be really fun. It'll show how there's lots of drama and crisis in the PR world."

So, just to reiterate: the series will be within the genre of reality TV and it will depict the lives of people in PR? Is that correct?

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It's hard to believe, but there might be one thing Khloe Kardashian craves more than attention:

The reunion of sister Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. She was asked about the couple yesterday and told E! News:

"I hope they get back together. Reggie's like my brother... Even when they broke up, I still talked to Reggie all the time. We're still really close."

Attention Starved

It appears as though Khloe will get her wish: Kim and Reggie have been spotted together in New Orleans, as sources even say she's moved in with Bush for the next few weeks.

"I think they're still figuring it out," Khloé said. "Nothing bad ever happened in their relationship... They just needed time. They'd been together three-and-a-half years. They love each other. Everyone sees it. I think they just miss each other."

Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian was heard in the background, telling any tabloid that would listen about the effect her pregnancy has had on her ability to brush her hair.

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A week ago, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted together in New Orleans, as the NFL star dined with the sex tape star after she attended a charity function on Saturday night.

According to sources, this was a lot more than a one-time meal between former lovers.

Since their rendezvous, insiders have told Perez Hilton that Kim is reorganizing her schedule (of posing in bikinis and standing on red carpets) so she may spend the next three weeks with Bush.

Half of Kush

"Reggie is training, and Kim will stay in the house he asked her to move into before they broke up," said a friend of the couple. "Reggie is doing his best to convince Kim to give him another shot. They spent last weekend together, holed up at his house, only going out publicly to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse on Monday. Kim had a hotel room, but she hardly stayed in it."

We know the real reason for this reconciliation, of course: Reggie wants he and Kim to sit atop our rankings of top celebrity sex tapes. Good luck!

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We hope you enjoyed your time in the spotlight, Kourtney Kardashian.

Because your sister is prepared to take it back again!

Three weeks after their break-up, Kim Kardashian was spotted in New Orleans with her football-playing ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.

The Saints running back picked Kim up from a charity event and a source told People the pair were "all smiles" as they dined at Ruth's Chris Steak House last night. That's a big change for Kim.

She's typically all breasts.

Possible Soulmates

Should these two get back together?

 

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With Kourtney Kardashian taking Miami by storm - and somehow garnering record ratings in the process - what's a baby daddy to do?

Lonely and missing the mother of his impending child, Scott Disick did what any expecting father would do: he called up his possible sister-in-law, who rose to fame via a sex tape, and attended the Svedka Vodka Playhouse party with Kim Kardashian!

Large Buttocks

Wrote Kim on her blog: "It was a pretty cool party! Scott missed Kourt, so he came with me and we talked about Kourt all night! lol."

Kim Kardashian does her best impression of Kourtney Kardashian's legs on the night she got knocked up by Scott Disick. Seems a bit lewd to us.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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