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Having already provided a sneak peek of her 2011 kalendar back in 2009 (she's nothing if not forward thinking), Kim Kardashian has offered look this week.

The professional celebrity is doing two 2011 calendars, in fact. "One with my blonde hair and one with brunette hair," she writes on her official blog. Wooo.

Beauty Stop

"We did the blonde shoot last year right before I went back to my darker look," Kardashian wrote. "And then decided I wanted to capture the blonde look."

"What better way to do that than to create a calendar?"

Truly, one cannot argue with that profound thought.

BRING ON '11: With pics like this koming our way, 2010 seems so dull.

As for the dark-haired version, photographer Nick Saglimbeni snapped her in skin-tight bathing suits showcasing the star's famous curves and signature badonk.

"My wonderful glam squad, Mario, Monica and Frankie, were all there to work their magic and we had such a fun time on set," the 29-year-old dutifully reports.

"I hope you guys are going to love the calendars."

We have no doubt we will. This is what she does. This and star in a reality show that she is apparently getting too huge for the network to afford keeping her on.

Don't ask us who's shelling out that much money for Kim. Maybe kalendar kustomers? Click to enlarge more Kim Kardashian pictures from her shoot below ...

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If Kim Kardashian is known for one thing involving cameras, it's moanin' and groanin' as Ray J worked his magic up in dat thang. But if she's known for a second thing, it's totally E!’s hit reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

A show that may no longer be able to afford her.

Now a household name for whatever reason, Kim's professional celebrity status has thrown a wrench into negotiations for the fifth season of Keeping Up.

Her star power has been a boost for the show, but as Kim Kardashian becomes increasingly popular, she may have options more lucrative than E! can match.

"Kim's advisors feel it may be time to explore bigger deals on bigger networks,” a TV insider with alleged knowledge of the ongoing negotiations says.

Just Too Famous

BIG TIME: That applies to Kim's booty, and level of fame apparently.

“She's right to feel like she doesn't need to open up her life to make a living. It looks like Kim can make a lot more money than the TV show can pay her, especially through her endorsement deals and doing appearances on bigger shows.”

Huh? Really, insider? The only reason she makes a living is by opening up her life ... and legs, for Ray J. But that's neither here nor there at this point.

At this juncture, E!'s options could be limited. The source says that they can dig deep and make Kim an offer she and her representatives can't refuse.

On the flip side, the network re-fashion Keeping Up With The Kardashians to focus on the remaining cast members. Talk about a ticking time bomb!

"Neither path makes much business sense, especially when the Miami spinoff is doing just fine," says the Kim source. "The most likely scenario is shutting down the show altogether and focusing resources on the Miami-Khloe and Kourtney franchise."

Wow. Kim potentially putting the kibosh on Keeping Up? Krushing.

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When Kim Kardashian and J-Woww from Jersey Shore go at it in a fashion face-off, only one thing is for sure: There is gonna be some insane kleavage action.

J-Woww (real name Jenni Farley) has been dubbed the next Kim by some. We have no clue what that means, except maybe that she's a brunette reality star.

A well-endowed brunette reality star.

The all-natural Armenian goddess showed off her famous voluptuousness in a belted dress from the Kardashians by Bebe collection in January. Dee-zamn, Kim.

Meanwhile, the Jersey Shore cast member celebrated her b-day in Vegas last month in a black version of the plunge-front dress. No way those things are real.

Who looked better in their respective cleavage-baring dress? That's for you to decide, THG fashion fans. Take a look at the pics below and vote in our survey ...

Kim and J Woww

Who looked hotter in their dress?

 

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There are over five billion people on the planet, but FHM has looked at all of them and determined the following:

Kim Kardashian has the best body on earth.

That's what the cover of the April issue states, adding that the "proof" is inside (and below). We would have been more likely to agree with this assessment before Kim followed the Kate Bosworth diet and lost 47 pounds. She needs a cheeseburger or two dozen.

Still, she clearly has a great body. Heck, we've all seen it on full display when Kim got pounded on video by Ray J and when she posed nude for Playboy.

The Best Body on Earth

But is this truly the best combination of breasts, stomach and legs that mankind has ever seen?

Fortunately, FHM gave us a few hotties with whom we could compare Kim. Below, we've posted a few photos from the latest issue, as Kardashian poses a couple times, along with 90210 cast member Jessica Stroup and other beauties...

  • Really The Best Body?
  • Hot Bod
  • Stroup in FHM
  • Minka in FHM
  • Summer Glau in FHM

Are you now prepared to judge? Does Kim have the best body?

 

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As predicted by The Hollywood Gossip, the Kardashians responded publicly to a pair of tabloid covers last week, as all three sisters took to their blogs and shot down stories that were likely planted by their publicists.

Welcome to the circle of publicity this family has established for itself.

Magazine Photo Shoot

The siblings are at it again, as Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are featured in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly. Expect each to act shocked and angered over the report later today, while toasting their PR team at home and basking in another week of headlines...

With Kourtney and Khloe in Miami, filming the second season of their scripted "reality" show, a friend tells the magazine that Scott Disick is acting as douchey as ever:

"In public, he tries to act like the perfect boyfriend because he’s paranoid about what people think of him. But at night, he is the same guy he’s always been. He still parties. He still flirts. He still hangs out with his guy friends. Nothing has changed for him.”

The insider adds that Scott and Kourtney are only "together when they're filming their reality show or being photographed.”

Wait, we're confused. Isn't that all the time?

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Is there anything the Kardashian sisters won't shill for?

Most notorious for backing a dangerous weight loss system that is not approved by the FDA, the siblings have now signed on to represent PerfectSkin, a new beauty product.

While the skin care line hasn't launched yet, Dr. Ron DiSalvo says Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are the ideal spokeswomen for it because their lack of talent leaves them open to any sales pitch:

"As women who are constantly in the spotlight and juggling hectic schedules, the Kardashian sisters need a skin care system that's as simple as it is effective."

Total Shills

Kim, of course, is already extolling the virtues of a system that isn't even on the market yet.

"I have literally tried everything out there and nothing even comes close to PerfectSkin, " she said. "It's easier and more effective than anything else I've tried, and they are the only skin care products I use."

PerfectSkin will launch this spring and, truth be told, it's not really that poor of a choice for the sisters. But our original question still remains: Do you think there's any product they would not shill for?

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The Kardashians are getting way too predictable.

Earlier today, we posted a pair of tabloid covers that called out the relationships of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. We said the stories were likely planted by their publicists, so the siblings could respond later, garner sympathy from their fans and remain a major part of the entertainment news cycle.

It only took a few hours for the sisters to prove us right. Point, THG!

First, Khloe took to her blog and wrote:

"My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning. Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I'm heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped... Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!"

The K Sisters

This is how the Kardashians roll: They greenlight negative stories to tabloids, whine about them to the press, boost the sales of said tabloids, make new headlines for themselves... and then do it all again a month later.

Kim then chimed in from her blog:

"OMG! Have you guys seen the front pages of In Touch and Star today!? Do NOT Trust the Media!!!!!!"

In closing, Kourtney, brought this perfect storm of publicity for the family home:

"Week after week Scott and I have been on the cover of In Touch with stories that make us laugh.... We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn't be happier. And saying that Scotts initials are STD and that he had a dogtag because he was proud of it... his initials are SMD, but nice story, idiots."

On one hand, you have to be digusted that so many people still buy into the Kardashian myth (i.e. that there's an ounce of unscripted drama to anything they do and say).

On the other hand, you really need to be in awe of the way they've taken advantage of a culture that's so obsessed with people whose biggest accomplishment to date is to focus the camera while Ray J does his thing.

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With Keeping Up with the Kardashians having just concluded its fourth season, the family publicist has been working overtime to keep his clients in the news.

Enter a pair of cover stories in this week's supermarket tabloids.

According to Star, the Kardashian sisters are residing in a "private Hell" because Khloe might get divorced from Lamar Odom; Kim has been dumped by Reggie Bush; and Kourtney has been duped by Scott Disick.

Over at In Touch Weekly, meanwhile, readers can learn why each of these talentless reality stars has been "humiliated by their men." Let us save you $2.99: Scott's nickname is "STD," Khloe and Lamar are in counseling, and Reggie won't propose to Kim. Are there any facts to back these claims up? Of course not.

But will the sisters soon respond to each story on their blogs, in order to generate sympathy and attention and keep the Kardashian news cycle going 24/7? Yes, any moment now...

Toxic Love

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This is exactly what the world needs:

Kim Kardashian has released her very own iPhone application, as fans that simply need to ask for Kim's advice on fashion, beauty and relationship can now do so with a couple touches of their keypad.

For just $1.99, Kardashian will keep you up to date on her latest Tweets, photos, videos and more. Then again, you can visit TheHollywoodGossip.com and check out all these items at no charge.

Kim Calling

I know! Can you believe people will pay money to read my Tweets and take my advice?!? Send a thank-you card to Ray J, please.

The app will also help you find the nearest store that sells Kim's perfume, a brilliant idea that will soon be stolen by fellow celebrities.

It's easy to imagine the following stars coming out with their own iPhone apps for the following purposes:

  • Speidi: Locate the closest celebrity gossip photographer.
  • Jersey Shore: Where is the most convenient tanning salon and/or laundromat?
  • Tiger Woods: Track down the Las Vegas cocktail waitresses in your neighborhood. Also, call up the the most cliche-laden excuses for your behavior with the touch of a button!

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It pays to have large breasts, a sex tape and an endorsement deal for an unhealthy weight loss supplement.

Multiple sources report that Kim Kardashian has just purchased a $4.8 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

With her yearly income, boosted by her new fragrance (as pictured below), it's safe to assume Kim didn't need to use any unstable adjustable-rate mortgages on that residence.

As long as she keeps posing on the red carpet, therefore, we doubt she'll fall victim to foreclosure, as so many citizens have in this market.

Fragrance Party

Reggie Bush will soon move into the 4,000 square-foot pad house, which should only fuel engagement rumors between the pair.

We wish Kim and Reggie the very best as they take this step in their relationship. It sounds like the only thing bigger than the new home is the Kardashians' need for attention.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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