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As the kids enjoy a Miley Cyrus New Year's Eve, here's information for those seeking a far skankier time:

Kim Kardashian will be hosting the New Year's party at the Miami club Mansion next week. She'll be joined by someone equally raunchy and untalented: Colleen Shannon, a well-known Playboy Playmate.

Kim at the White House

Also appearing with Kim will be her stupidly named family members Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kris Kardashian.


Kim Kardashian gives readers two big reasons to attend her New Year's Eve party.

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You can tell a lot about a person from his/her MySpace profile. For example, Tila Tequila has over one million friends and doesn't wear very much clothing.

As for Kim Kardashian, the socialite's MySpace account makes a few things clear:

Sexy Statue
  • She isn't shy about focusing attention on her boobs.
  • She likes cheesy, successful author Mitch Albom.
  • She's a moron.

The first fact above is based on the photo that greets visitors to Kim's page:

Kim Kardashian is on all fours, flaunting her giant boobs. Just the way Ray J likes her.

As for Kim's Mitch Albom affinity, that's apparent by her favorite book. Its actual title, of course, is Tuesdays with Morrie. It was a New York Times best-seller.

But Kardashian has chosen to throw an apostrophe into the first word of that book's title, despite the fact that it's simply the plural version of "Tuesday." It's an idiotic grammatical mistake. You don't see us waxing on about her giant breast's, do you?

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As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.

They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.

We previously profiled attention-starved rich people from The Hills at #6. Now, without further delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #5 … A slew of celebrity sex tape stars!

While many may remember 2007 as the year the war in Iraq raged on and on, those in the entertainment news world will mark it down as an era during which we were taken from camping out on the front lawns of celebrities... to receiving an up close and personal view of what goes on in their bedrooms.

Indeed, sex tapes came from the likeliest of sources (Keeley Hazell) to the nerdiest (Dustin Diamond) and most enterprising (Ray J, below).

Ray J, Kim Kardashian, Sex Tape

With that in mind, we present the 2007 Celebrity Sex Tape Awards:

  • Most Career Enhancing: Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton's former BFF learned from the master. Getting reamed by Ray J has led to a reality TV show and a spot atop the celebrity gossip world for this socialite.
  • Least Surprising: Amy Fisher. She shot her former lover's wife in the face. After that, nothing could really surprise us.
  • Most Explicit: Olivia Mojica. The former American Idol contestant didn't possess the singing ability to go far on the country's most popular reality show. So Mojica chose to show us her other, more hard core talents as punishment for not voting for her.
  • Sex Tape Featuring Least Famous and Least Attractive Girl: Jennifer Toof. Or Toastee Toof. This former Flavor of Love girl was so unknown at the time of her video's release that we still aren't sure what to call her.
  • Best Attempt at a Sex Tape: Vanessa Hudgens and Katie Rees (tie). Sorry, ladies, but it takes more than naked photos to be counted in this group.
  • Most Exciting, Untrue Sex Tape Rumors: Lauren Conrad and Britney Spears (tie). Maybe next year we'll experience the real thing. Speaking of which...
  • Sex Tape Star We Most Hope to Write About in 2008: Hayden Panettiere. What? She's 18 now. It's okay if we admit this.

Behind Those Hazell Eyes
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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are made for each other. Multiple divorce filings aside, these two sex tape stars are a perfect match.

But our dream celebrity couple is actually posing together below. At the 2007 Breakthrough of the Year Awards last week, Kim Kardashian and J.R. Rotem somehow ended up in a picture, side by side, STD by STD.

Getting Nails Done

Rotem, of course, has seen Britney Spears nude and is now rumored to be producing Lindsay Lohan's new album by day, as he most likely bends her over at night.

Wouldn't Kardshian be the natural, next step in Rotem's progression through the skanks of Hollywood? As you can see, the two already have met - and that's pretty much all it takes for either one to hop into bed with someone.


Supposed music producer J.R. Rotem is doing his best Stavros Niarchos impression these days, jumping from the bed of one quasi, promiscuous celebrity to the next.

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What happens in Mexico doesn't stay in Mexico.

Especially when you bring a slew of entertainment news reporters with you.

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian took their asinine names, along with a handful of photographers, to Cabo during a recent vacation there.

Here's a look at two pictures from the outing, accompanied by the thoughts of Khloe and Kim, respectively:

Got my drink on... next, just gotta find my Mexican version of Ray J and a video camera... here I come, celebrity gossip world!

Phew! The giant boobs are still present... I was afraid my career was gone there for a second.

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The New York Daily News has compiled the list of the dumbest people in Hollywood. Before we unveil the results, it's important to remember that:

  • "Dumb doesn't necessarily correspond to a low IQ. There are poor life choices, style slip-ups and mishaps under the influence to take into account," as the newspaper explained;
  • The survey was completed before news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape broke. We assume this development, coupled with run-ins with the law, along with an offer to orally pleasure the arresting officer, would have landed her on the list.

Ultimately, Lindsay Lohan captured the top spot due to her "poor movie choices, delinquent behavior and bad taste in men," which seems like an unnecessary bashing of Stavros Niarchos, Heath Ledger, Criss Angel, Harry Morton, Riley Giles, AJ Lamas and many more.

We object to second place, however, as the newspaper awarded the dishonor to Kim Kardashian because "it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares."

Kim may be many things, but the tape in question has certainly helped vault her to the center of the celebrity gossip world.

Naked Kim Kardashian

Getting naked on film and in Playboy, Kim Kardashian made a name for herself.

Spencer Pratt came in third, even though his exploits on The Hills have made himself and Heidi Montag very, very rich. Here are the rest of the rankings:

  • Jeff Kwatinetz, CEO of Beverly Hills management team The Firm and the guy that gave the go-ahead for Britney Spears' infamously horrendous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
  • Shia LaBeouf
  • Heidi Montag
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Kiefer Sutherland
  • Tori Spelling
  • Rumer Willis
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By now, we've all seen Kim Kardashian nude and Nicole Scherzinger naked.

Based on photos of these vixens in any outfit, moreover, it's apparent they have one, large, bootylicious thing in common: an ass that just won't quit... being huge.

Both Kardashian and Scherzinger would make Jennifer Love Hewitt proud, however, as they are far from ashamed of this impressive asset.

Take a look at each and let us know: Which babe is more booty-ful?

Large Buttocks

Nicole Scherzinger and Kim Kardashian back those asses up!

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Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

Kim for Glamour

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!" 

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by Mischalova at

There are two sides to Kim Kardashian. No, we don't mean nude and naked.

We're referring to good and evil. Naughty and nice. Sex tape star and innocent reality TV daughter.

Kim Kardashian Birthday Pic

Which do you prefer?

Sometimes, Kim Kardashian blows kisses. Sometimes, she gives us the finger and then blows... other things.

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Someone shoplifted Kim Kardahian's booty.

And we're not talkin' about Ray J for once.

TMZ reports that Kardashian had diamonds, jewelry and other items allegedly stolen out of her luggage at JFK airport as she traveled from New York to Las Vegas.

Will we see another Kim Kardashian sex tape in order to cover the cost of items stolen?

Kim and sister Kourtney strolled into a terminal at the New York airport and were approached by fans (she has those?) and celebrity gossip photographers, including several Delta employees.

During this mayhem, the items - which include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim's laptop and digital camera - were swiped.

Kardashian's reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline. We also suspect they had something to do with the Ingrid Marie Rivera scandal.

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