by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Neither Kim Kardashian nor Lindsay Lohan possesses much talent or body weight.

But while the former at least has the support of her family, poor Lindsay has been throwing the tabloid wolves by her ex-convict of a father and attention whore of a mother. The result, sadly, has been rumors of drug use and cutting.

Therefore, we can forgive Lohan's unoriginal sense of fashion. She does have a lot on her mind these days.

This may explain why Lindsay's Brian Lichtenberg dress at this month's InStyle Golden Globes after-party was the exact same outfit worn by Kardashian a few weeks earlier in Las Vegas.

Compare the stars below and then vote for the sexiest:

Kim vs. Lindsay

Who looks best in this dress?

 

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Forget smelling like a mixture of Ray J, Reggie Bush and QuickTrim powder.

Kim Kardashian has given fans another reason why they ought to purchase her new fragrance: it makes you feel like a woman!

After starring in her first perfume ad (below), Kardashian writes on her blog:

It was so much fun getting all glammed up for this shoot. I think the Old Hollywood theme with a modern twist is a perfect fit for my fragrance because it will make you feel glam, sexy and super feminine.

The only question remaining: Which is less understandable: how one can feel "super feminine," or what makes Kim qualified to release a fragrance?

The perfume will be available nationwide in February. For now, fans can purchase it at Sephora.com.

Make sure you use a credit card, and enough common sense to stop yourself from actually doing this.

NOTE: Follow this link now to purchase your Kim Kardashian perfume!

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Drew Brees, you seem like a very nice guy.

City of New Orleans, you've been through a lot and deserve a celebration.

But we can't bring ourselvs to cheer on the Saints during this year's NFL postseason, not when Kim Kardashian says her marital status hangs in the balance.

Asked today on the Dallas-based radio show "Kidd Kraddick in the Morning" about prospects for a proposal, Kim pointed to Reggie Bush's on-field performance as the basis for their future as a couple.

"I would actually like him to have [a ring]," she said. "I would like for them to get to the Super Bowl and win it. Get him a ring first. That's the deal."

Can you imagine how grating an engaged Kim would be? We shutter at the thought of a new story cropping up each day about her wedding gown, her first dance song, her bridal shower...

  • Out with Friends
  • Picture of Kim

Speaking of engagements, Kim also shot down the rumor that sister Kourtney has agreed to marry Scott Disick. She said:

"I don't think Kourtney really is thinking about that. I don't think she wants that responsibility right now. She's just having a good time loving being a mom. And I think she's just going to stick with that for right now."

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In light of her recent, extreme weight loss - largely due to her lack of a soul after selling it to QuickTrim for a few bucks - Kim Kardashian is hearing criticism from fans.

They all wanna know: What happened to that sexy, curvy woman that served as a role model to heavier females around the world?!?

Kim is finally addressing such talk. Appearing on Atlanta's Q100 yesterday, she insisted she isn't really that thin, saying:

"I don't have a problem telling people, 'Hey, look, I have cellulite!' I do everything I can in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it, I'm okay with it!"

That doesn't appear to be the case in Kim and sister Khloe's latest QuickTrim ad. The two look positively skeletal.

Another Bikini Photo

Continuing to defend her figure and her belief system, Kim added:

"You look heavier when you're on TV, so it's better to get [your weight] down... The weight I'm at now is the perfect weight for me. I'm still extremely curvy."

Before, Kardashian claims, "I just wasn't comfortable in a bikini." Hmmm... we have some serious photographic evidence to the contrary. Kim was likely comfortable with making money off these images.

How do you prefer your Kim Kardashian: Curvy or skinny?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Based solely on the latest issue of Ocean Drive, you'd think Kim Kardashian was a hard-working entrepreneur that built herself up from nothing and actually contributes something to society aside from large breasts.

Isn't that hilarious?

The random publication features Kim on its cover and refers to her a "multimedia juggernaut," a "fitness sensation," and a "shoe guru."

Those descriptions differ slightly from THG's take on Kim as a "fame-obsessed model that is only well-known because she let a dude named Ray J have intercourse with her on camera and will shill for anything for a buck."

Still, Kim looks pretty good in the magazine's photo spread. We can give her that much.

Ocean Drive Cover

Check out a few excerpts from Kardashian's interview, and a few more photos of her from the shoot, below:

On her entrepreneurial side: My dad was a great attorney and businessman. He instilled a strong work ethic in all of us. If we wanted our allowance, we had to work. For Christmas presents, he’d give us gift certificates for a “one-hour conversation about life with Dad.”

On her fashion background: I think back to the ’80s, when my mom had an enormous closet and Kourtney and I were about nine and 10. We used to always drape ourselves in her jewels and furs.

On Reggie Bush: He only cares about football, and really couldn’t care less about the Hollywood life. It’s not a struggle, because we balance each other out. In his house, it’s only SportsCenter, and in my house, it’s only E!.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Monday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for the celebrity picture appearing below. The material was nearly endless.

You all did a terrific job with this holiday-themed image, but there can be only one Kim Kardashian Kaption Kontest champion. And your winner is JO.

Unspecial K

The winning entry appears below, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

"Oh Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen can go away, but Dasher, OH! please stay!"

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Within a week of 2010, Kim Kardashian has already made more news than she did in all of 2009. Well, almost.

The socialite has posed for a new ad campaign, appeared on The Jay Leno Show and seems intent on taking back the Publicity Whore crown from her sisters.

Kim Kardashian for Haiti

What better way to do that than to drop 15 pounds via an unhealthy weight loss supplement and then to pose on the cover of any magazine that pays you to brag about this unnatural change to your body?

Enter the latest issue of OK! Weekly. It promises to reveal the "exclusive on how Kim shed the pounds and went from a 124 pounds to 109 and from a size 6 to a size 2!"

Of course, we all know the answer: she and Khloe sold their souls to QuickTrim. This cover shot must make all those hours of sitting on the toilet totally worth it...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic below!

Monday, this fun THG feature centered on Adam Lambert ogling Pamela Anderson. Today, our subject is the lovely Kim Kardashian sitting on the lap of Santa.

Toxic Love

What could she (or he) be thinking or saying?

You tell us! Click "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

For 2010, Kim Kardashian resolved to stay fit and to spend more time with friends and family.

But the reality TV star clearly made another vow: not to repeat her lackluster 2009, a year in which she was overshadowed by sisters Khloe and Kourtney.

Kim Kardashian in Allure

So far, within a week of the calendar turning, Kim has called out Snooki from Jersey Shore and starred in a pathetic ad for QuickTrim. We can now add two more attention-grabbing "accomplishments" to that list.

First, Kim's new fragrance - simply titled "Kim Kardashian" - will be released in February. But the socialite has posed for its first promotional poster (below). Get ready, folks. You can soon smell like Ray J, Reggie Bush and desperation...

Next, Kim actually appeared on The Jay Leno Show last night. NBC must be truly desperate for ratings, as it tries to draw in the sex tape viewing crowd.

On the program, Kardashian cooked her deep-fried Oreos with Food Network chef Guy Fieri and said of the goodies: "It's like a once-a-year snack."

We really hope Leno cleaned his mouth out after this incident. We all know where Kim's hand has been. We've seen the Ray J-directed, videographic evidence....

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

As they say below, Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are living the dream.

By losing weight and fitting the societal image of what makes a good body? Heavens, no.

Instead, their dream involves raking in cash by shilling for an unhealthy, unlicensed, unregulated product. The heretofore curvy (and sexy) sisters have sold their souls for a few bucks.

Kim, the same woman that used to be so proud of her curves, has shrunken to the size of a skeleton and is encouraging fans to do the same in the following QuickTrim commercial. It's pathetic.

Remember, readers: QuickTrim is NOT FDA approved. It's a cleansing system that will cause one to sit on the toilet all day and has no guarantee of long-term weight loss success.

If you are unsatisfied with your weight, eat a balanced diet and exercise. This public service announcement is brought to you by The Hollywood Gossip staff - and we weren't paid a penny to make it!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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