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The fifth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will be its most boring ever, showing Kourtney playing mother to baby Mason and Khloe simply working at the family's clothing boutique.

JUST KIDDING!

As depicted in this extended promo, the writers have created more drama than ever on the most scripted show TV has to offer. In a new interview with Celebuzz, Kim Kardashian goes into detail on what she, naturally, refers to as "the craziest season yet." Excerpts are below...

Why is the season so crazy? We are all in really different places than where we were last season. Kourtney has Mason, I move in to my own house, and of course this is the first season where I'm single... so with that comes some surprises!

Why is she dating another football player? The reason I said I didn't want to date football players was because they have very strict seasons and schedules and it makes a relationship really hard when you're living apart. That's not to say it's impossible to make it work... it's just harder.

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What is her ultimate career goal? I'm a workaholic, so I'm always taking on new projects. I don't really have an ultimate career goal, just to put 100% into every project I take on. I have my shoe company, ShoeDazzle, we have our Bebe line, a beauty product range, a new fashion and home line with Bruno Schiavi, our first book, Kardashian Konfidential, will be out in November, my second fragrance will be coming out next year... so I've got lots to focus on right now.

What cliched advice can she give about dating? My biggest relationship tip is to trust your heart, learn to compromise and always be honest.

Is there anything we don't know about her family? Pretty much what you see on camera is what you get in real life. People always ask whether the show is scripted or whether we create these crazy situations just for the cameras. Unfortunately our lives really are that insane, LOL.

E! has released another trailed for Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Peep it below.

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You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian has chosen not to ignore a rumor about her and her family.

In a rare instance of milking an opportunity for publicity, the professional celebrity has taken to her blog to refute a tabloid report that claims she and sister Kourtney are at war over who is hottest.

Torn Apart, Again

"It’s so funny how ridiculous this is," Kim writes on her site. "I am so proud of Kourtney!! She had Mason less than a year ago and is at her skinniest. She looks amazing and is an inspiration to new moms everywhere!!!"

Of course, Kim also posted the cover of the magazine in question, calling attention to it and causing us to wonder: No way her publicist leaked this story, right? That would simply give Kim and Kourtney a chance to respond, garner sympathy and make headlines... and that's nothing the Kardashians would ever do, is it?!?

Kim says she and Kourtney simply have "different bodies."

"I embrace my body the way it is, as every woman should," she added. "There is no such thing as a 'weight war,' dolls!"

Maybe there isn't yet - but there might be by the time THG is finished! Sound off below, readers: Which of these sisters would you rather see naked?

 

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kim Kardashian is sick of taking revenge out on Reggie Bush via her bikini body.

Instead, she's now setting her sexy sights on sister Kourtney Kardashian!

In a hilariously contrived story, In Touch Weekly claims the sisters are "at war" over which is the hottest member of the least talented family on television.

"They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart," an insider tells the magazine, adding that Kourtney "always makes fun of Kim’s... cellulite."

Bikini Body Battle!

The same imaginary source says Kim is jealous that Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick, along with her son and reality show, has made Kourtney the most popular, hottest star in the family.

“Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight," the friends says, warning readers that they should expect an influx of club appearances and skimpy outfits from Kim over the next few weeks.

This is all utter nonsense, but THG might as well stoke the supposed sisterly fire. Compare their bodies above and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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Featured in the latest issue of Allure, Kim Kardashian opens up about the two reasons she's famous:

  1. Her sex tape with Ray J.
  2. Her naked Playboy pictorial.

Referring to item number-one, Kim tells the magazine it was "not my most proud moment," adding:

"It was humiliating. But now let's move on. Not that I don't think it's [no one's] business, but I think I've done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things."

She must mean positive things for the E! network, as no one can argue with the ratings for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Other than that? Well, horny men around the world have also benefited from her existence.

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  • Quite Alluring

In early 2008, Kardashian also bared almost all for Playboy, a decision she says is "nothing I regret."

"Being on the cover of Playboy is very iconic. I was like, 'OK, I'm proud to do this and to show people that I don't have to be stick-skinny to be looked at as a sex symbol, and to me that's not what's attractive anyway.'"

A few seconds later in the interview, KIM COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS HERSELF, saying:

"After the fact, I said, 'I wish I hadn't done Playboy then' because I wasn't in the best shape of my life... I lost about 15 pounds, and I feel so proud. I look back and say, 'Oh, my God, I was so heavy then.'"

So, which is it, you sell-out of a hypocrite? Can women be curvy sex symbols, or are you ashamed because you were overweight when posing for Playboy?!?

In one final tease, Kim shares another beauty routine she undergoes: "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless."

That's something Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Cristiano Ronaldo and Miles Austin all know well.

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  • Doing Kim Up

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There are two reasons why celebrity gossip followers might believe Kim Kardashian is single:

  1. This tabloid cover.
  2. This alluring photo spread with Justin Bieber.

But the first example listed is purposely misleading, while the second is simply gross. Also, Kim herself has now told E! News that she is "definitely dating" Miles Austin, a confirmation she had to make because the pair has not been seen together in awhile.

Going Green

There's a good reason for that, Kim says: "He's in the middle of his football season and he's focused and I'm just trying to have fun and take everything really slow."

Kim Kardashian is going totally against type by dating Miles Austin.

A source adds that Kardashian will visit Austin at Cowboys' training camp in Dallas next week.

Meanwhile, even though she's proudly dating, Kim claims she's in no rush to settle down.

"I don't feel any pressure [to have children]. Now is the one time in my life I can be 100% selfish. I'm not married; I don't have kids; I can focus on my career."

And on avoiding crazed Justin Bieber fans that wish to do her harm due to the aforementioned pictorial. Seriously, Kim. Steer clear of these folks.

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We can at least say the following about this week's Kardashian tabloid coverage:

It doesn't only feature Kim in a bikini.

It does, however, focus on exaggerations and lies surrounding the world's least talented, most photographed family.

First, Life & Style quotes Kim and claims she has broken up with Miles Austin and is now SINGLE AGAIN.

Referring to the fifth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the busty reality star tells the magazine: "I think this is the first time I've ever really been single filming the show. You'll see me single and having a good time."

There's just one problem with this supposed exclusive...

... Keeping Up with the Kardashians was filmed MONTHS ago. In the new trailer for it, we see a single Kim meeting and dating Austin. Nice try, though, Life & Style!

Us Weekly, meanwhile, breaks the news that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim are TORN APART due to Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick. However, Kris Jenner, Scott's main critic, recently gave the loser a stamp of approval.

Still, a family insider claims "there have been knock-down, drag-out fights between the girls over Scott."

Look, tabloids of the world. These siblings waste enough of our time by pimping themselves out and sharing every nugget of their lives with the public. Must you really give them even more attention than they already have?

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Prepare for more death threats, Kim Kardashian.

The large-breasted reality star, who was legitimately threatened for posing with Justin Bieber at a White House event in May, will likely face more vitriol from a few million teenage girls when the new issue of Elle hits newsstands.

That's because it features a multi-photo spread of Kim and Justin, one whose theme Kardashian blogged today "was The Graduate, for obvious reasons, LOL."

In that 1967 movie, Dustin Hoffman's young character is seduced, and bedded, by a much older woman. It's fine if Kim wants to laugh out loud over that reference, but she better not make any other sounds out loud around Justin... if you know what we mean!

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  • Kim with Justin

What's Ewww? Click on the photos above to enlarge shots of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber at play.

Really, the only thing more nauseating than this pictorial is the official trailer for the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber are flirtatious friends.

In fact, they're featured in a new Elle magazine spread together, the first images from which you can view HERE.

But these popular celebrities will become heated rivals in the fall, as their respective memoirs are scheduled to hit stores within a month of one another. Yesterday, we gave readers an early glimpse at the cover for "First Step 2 Forever: My Story."

Now, Kim and her equally useless sisters have released the featured image for "Kardashian Konfidential." The autobiography will be released on November 23 and couldn't be more misleading: when was the last time anyone in this family kept anything confidential?!?

Compare the covers below and then vote:

Justin Bieber Book Cover

Which cover do you like best?

 

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In the following trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner says he's "sick and tired of all of this."

The former Olympian is referring to contrived problems in his marriage, but he might as well be speaking for millions of individuals who shake their heads over the deterioration of society, largely exemplified by the interest in this utterly talentless family.

Among the previewed developments writers have penned and producers have set up for Khloe, Kourtney, Kim and company on the new season, which premieres August 22:

  • Kim is set up with Miles Austin, and gets upset over texts to "whores."
  • Kris flirts with a younger man.
  • Scott Disick complains about his quasi in-laws and threatens a move to New York.
  • Kim compliments Khloe on her vagina. 

Watch the promo below and ask yourself: Is this really what television has devolved into?

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Do you wanna look like THIS?

If so, you're in luck: Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian have confirmed that they will partner with Australian designer Bruno Schiavi's Jupi Corp. to create a line of clothing. It will debut early next year and include accessories, lingerie, swimwear and shoes.

Half of Kush

"We obviously waited on a big partnership like this for a long time because we've had so many different offers and we wanted to make sure that we had a huge say in the design and that our personalities would come through," Kim said.

Their personalities would come through? Does this mean all outfits inspired by Kim will resemble a robot?

These sisters own a pair of Dash clothing stores in California and Miami (though THG reporting proves the Florida establishment is rarely actually open for business) and also designed a fall line for Bebe this year.

The new collection will hit major retail stores in 17 countries in 2011 and be comprised of pieces that flatter all body types, including ugly one-shoulder dresses, jumpsuits, blazers and leggings.

"All three of us have similar bones, but we have different shapes and sizes," Khloe said. "I'm tall, Kim is curvy and Kourtney is petite - and we know how to dress up our best assets."

Translation: they show off their big breasts a lot.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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