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Ah, the life of Kim Kardashian.

For doing nothing at all, the large breasted reality star can always make headlines; whether she's being berated by the morons at PETA, or making gobs of money for standing in a store in Australia.

First, Kim started her week by Tweeting a random photograph of herself - and her giant left boob - holding  up a cat. For what purpose? Probably because she knew PETA would react and the incident would paint Kim in a sympathetic light.

After all, she may be useless - but what individual in his/her right mind would ever side with an organization that cares more about attention that about saving animals?

Klutching a Kat

On cue, PETA released a statement about Kim's dastardly actions: "Kim Kardashian isn't the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn't needed."

Fair enough. But is Kim the only person who has starred in a sex tape with Ray J to have done so? **

Meanwhile, Kardashian isn't letting this flap get in the way of her professional life. She's was in Sydney, Australia over the weekend, promoting a new Motorola phone and doing her job as mobile phone ambassador.

Seriously. That's a job. Kim is being paid to stand around, hold a phone and give it her blessing. Guess we should be grateful this product won't mess with the self-image of girls around the world.

Motorola Spokeswoman
  • Cell Phone Shill
  • The Life of Kim
  • Cell Phone Endorsement
  • Down Under Kim
  • Easy Pay Day

[Photos: Splash News]

** Editor's Note: This joke narrowly edged out the following when it came to Kim mockery: "Speaking of support under the rump... Ray J really gave it to Kim from behind during their popular sex tape!"

** UPDATE: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals L.A. has chimed in and said: "It is permissible to hold a kitten by his or her scruff for a brief amount of time... [but] the manner in which Ms. Kardashain is holding the kitten could lead others to mishandle animals."

We'll update this post again when President Obama speaks on the controversy.

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Sorry, Cristiano Ronaldo. You're not the only person to see Kim Kardashian naked this week.

But there's a difference between the bare body Ronaldo reportedly went home with in Madrid, and the one Kim show off inside this month's Harper Bazaar: the latter is UNtouched.

Following in the natural footsteps of Jessica Simpson's Marie Claire spread, Kardashian appears nude in the magazine, without the use of Photoshop. She says of the shoot:

"I think the message is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, 'I'm curvy and I'm proud of it now.'"

Kim Kardashian Nude... Again

That would be a great, healthy message to send... IF IT WEREN'T COMPLETE AND UTTER BS!

Kardashian hasn't let three consecutive sentences slip out in public over the past few months without mentioning QuickTrim. She and her family tout that diet supplement at every opportunity, despite the fact that it isn't approved by the FDA - but, hey, whatever pays the bills!

Heck, she just appeared on the cover of yet another tabloid, bragging about how much weight she's lost.

At one point, Kim, you may have been a role model for curvy women everywhere. You could have embraced that responsibility. Instead, you sold out, becoming just another female celebrity that sends a message to girls around the world that's wholly opposed to the crap you spew above:

Go thin or go home.

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Reggie Bush may be moving on with Jessie James, but Kim Kardashian isn't standing around and letting her large breasts go to waste.

One of Great Britian's leading tabloids reports that Kim was spotted this week with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo - and the pair were snogging up a storm!

"She and Ronaldo were kissing and very affectionate," an onlooker told The Sun. "They looked to be getting on really well, laughing the whole time."

Glasses vs. Boobs

But the hook-up didn't end there: witnesses claim Kim jumped into a chauffeur-driven Mercedes G-Wagon later in the night, followed Ronaldo (in his Audi) back to his place, and stayed for approximately four hours.

She left the next day for the States, seemingly content with lapping up the sloppy seconds of her former BFF. If Ronaldo had planned on tapping the backsides of Kardashian and Paris Hilton, one might say he's accomplished his GOOOOOAAAAAL!

(One might also recommend a trip to the free clinic.)

  • Perpetually in a Bathing Suit
  • Just Lounging Around
  • A Nice Body

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How do you seek revenge against a former boyfriend that may have cheated on you with a blonde waitress?

By starving yourself and taking an unhealthy weight loss supplement that forces you to sit on the toilet for hours on end, that's how!

Such is the action Kim Kardashian has taken against Reggie Bush, according to the latest issue of Life & Style. Its cover story hypes Kim's use of (what else?) QuickTrim, while quoting the reality star as saying:

"I really wanted to just buckle down and get rid of the tiny bit of excess weight I was carrying... I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It's amazing how much better I feel."

Kim allegedly lost five pounds in five days... which actually pales in comparison to what the exact same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian lost last week. See for yourself:

The Revenge Body

How much weight, in how many days, will Kourtney Kardashian lose next week? Pick up Life & Style. Find out!!!

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According to multiple supermarket tabloids, Kim Kardashian is a fashion icon.

While the reality star certainly tests the limits of style when she's out in public, is this sort of outfit really something to be admired? Or laughed at?

Moreover, is Kim even original? Over the past few months, Kardashian has been spotted either stealing trends from fellow celebrities, or setting the trends that these celebrities follow. For example:

Is Chloë Sevigny copying Kim's slicked-back hair in this photo? Or did Kim spy the look on the Big Love cast member and claim it for herself?

Kim vs. Chloe

Did Kim invent metallic eye shadow as an accessory, as seen below? Or is she guilty of ganking it from Eva Longoria Parker?

Kim vs. Eva

Even in her own family, it's hard to know which sister is setting the bar and which is following along. What do you think of Kim and Khloe's pompadour? A pomopa-do? Or a pompa-don't?

So, what do you think? Is Kim leading the way with these fashionable trends? Or is she an unoriginal hack with nary an original thought in her head?

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Possibly coming to a TV screen near you: For the Love of Kim.

According to insiders close to Kim Kardashian, the newly-single reality star is pitching a dating series to producer Ryan Seacrest. Sounds like Ray J taught this vixen about more than just the best camera angles on a sex tape.

“Kim will probably stay single for awhile to see if the show will become a reality,” a source told HollywoodLife.com. “She really hopes the idea takes and the show works out. She’s hoping Ryan will produce it!”

Kim Behind the Wheel

Reps for Kardashian have not commented on this rumor, but Kim doesn't appear in a hurry to reconcile with Reggie. She's all business these days, friends and relatives say.

She’s been spending a lot of time in Miami (see below), while promoting her clothing brand and hanging out with her sisters.

"Just enjoying single life right now," a pal says of Kim.

  • A Kim Sighting
  • In Miami
  • Kim by Her Kar

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In the weeks following her break-up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has a singular focus:

Make sure cameras follow me everywhere I go, even during bonding time with my nephew.

No, wait, that's not it.

"I think my life is business right now," Kim told E! News. "I'm totally fine not having a life. I love working and I work with such amazing people that have become my friends, so a lot of the work I do isn't tough... it keeps me motivated and inspired."

It's not exactly clear what that business entails, but you can bet it involves the flaunting of her butt and her boobs.

Butt Shot

What does stepfather Bruce Jenner think of Kim's progress?

"I think she has a big black book. She's doing fine."

Well, sure. Kardashian has always done fine with big black things in her hand.

  • Kim in Green
  • Photo of Kim Kardashian
  • Sticking It Out
  • Kim Waving
  • Loving the Camera

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Through the years, Kim Kardashian has played many roles: sex tape star, reality TV stalwart, Reggie Bush girlfriend.

But the busty brunette has clearly found her cutest calling yet, as an aunt.

Go Green

On her official blog this week, Kim posted a few photos of herself and nephew Mason Dash Disick. She wrote: Before I left Miami... I wanted to spend as much time with Mason as possible, so I took him shopping and then we went to the beach! I love spoiling him!! Now that I'm back in LA I miss him so much.

The pictures are adorable, but know what would make then even cuter? If Kim hadn't invite the paparazzi along and milked the time with her nephew for attention and, most likely, money...

Click on the photo to the far right to see the sort of outfit Kim Kardashian wears when taking her nephew, and the paparazzi, shopping.

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On most Miami afternoons, Kim Kardashian would strut along Miami Beach, confident that she has the most slammin bikini body in town.

But another female stepped up this week, a woman known for her fiery, competitive side. If Kim thinks she can take Serena Williams lightly, the model will be in for a major shock.

The tennis star played in the water and made a literal splash with fans yesterday. Check out Serena below, challening Kardashian for Floridian supremacy. Then, vote in our poll...

  • Another Bikini Shot
  • Serena in a Bikini

Who has the better bikini body?

 

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush may be back together someday, but they're over now. Here's why, according to the venerable publication known as Life & Style.

An insider reveals Kush split shortly after their Costa Rican getaway in early March: "It was a make-or-break vacation, and things just didn't work," a source says.

Kim in Green

According to sources from both sides, the biggest reason behind their surprising breakup was the difference in maturity between Kim, 29 and Reggie, who's 25.

Yes, Kim Kardashian is being described as more mature than someone.

"Kim is a sophisticated businesswoman," an insider says of the professional celebrity. "Reggie's just a big kid. He's not grown-up enough for her at the moment."

IT'S OVER: But is the split for good this time?

A friend of the couple says it could go either way at this point. "Should they decide to stay together, it will require time and hard work on both sides," the pal says.

"Their families are rooting for the romance to work out."

What happens next could depend on Reggie Bush growing up ... or not.

"He's definitely had a marriage conversation with Kim's mom. But he's like a child; it's doubtful it was formal. So either there will be a ring - or they're finished."

To his credit, he did take to Twitter this week to deny cheating on Kim. Sure, an in-person conversation might have been better, but the effort was there!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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