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Ty Lawson is a back-up point guard for the Dencer Nuggets.

And he wants to win a championship so badly that he's willing to go where no man... okay, where many men have gone before: into Kim Kardashian!

Following Reggis Bush and the New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl victory in February, and Lamar Odom's NBA title with the Lakers last week, Lawson has realized the key to going all the way is to... go all the way - with a Kardashian sister!

He hilariously Tweeted today: "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min. I'll take one for the team lol"

  • Kim Leaving a Kar
  • Ty Lawson

Though there have been no photos and no named sources to back it up, Kim is rumored to be dating Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.

As Lawson writes, if Dallas wins a championship next season, "then this thing is amazing."

There are two caveats to the baller's theory, however: Ray J and Scott Disick are still major losers.

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The fact that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian are koming out with an advice book is humorous enough on its own.

But the ridiculousness gets even better, as the tome will be titled "Kardashian Konfidential."

Kim Kardashian Nude Picture

Why is this so funny? Because the sisters haven't kept anything confidential in years! Desperate for attention, they talk about babies, fashion, weight loss, Botox, big breasts and anything that will put money in their pockets to anyone that will listen.

Adding to the hilarity, a source said the book will have "lots of pictures," which is a given. Those are the only kinds of books these siblings read themselves.

Kardashian Konfidential will be published this November by St. Martin's Press. It's unknown at the moment how much it will retail for, but we can say this with konfidence:

Tack on a couple hundred dollars to whatever the book costs. That should kover the therapy sessions for anyone that actually pays money for advice from Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian.

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This is just sad.

There was a time when Kim Kardashian was the master at making headlines for no reason whatsoever, whether she was standing on a red carpet or talking about the baby she wanted to have someday.

Bikini Diets That So Work

But with no man in her life and no pregnancy on the way, Kim has fallen far behind her sisters. Kourtney and Khloe grace more tabloid covers than this former mainstay, who has been forced to resort to desperate antics to remain remotely relevant.

Most recent case in point: Kim has posted the following photo on her blog, assured fans it's not chicken pox and teased: I have a big announcement coming up, in which I’ll explain everything, so stay tuned!

What could it possibly be? Won't you be refreshing her site every five seconds to find out, readers?!?

Sound off now on what you think is wrong with Kim. Not counting the obvious lack of talent and need for attention, that is.

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Kim Kardashian clearly has a death wish.

Last month, she was photographed alongside Justin Bieber at The White House Correspondents Dinner. Crazed fans of the young singer proceeded to Tweet about her murder if she came close to their man again. We really wish we were kidding.

Kim Kardashian: Missing Person

To Kim's credit, she remained undettered by these threats and continued to admit to the world that she has a serious case of Bieber fever.

Now, Kardashian is challenging Justin's followers again. Accompanying the 16-year old for a photo shoot in the Bahamas, she released the following picture of the pair via Twitter:

Yes, folks, she's messing with Justin's iconic hair. Based on her widely-viewed video with Ray J, we know Kim likes balls. But who knew she possessed such a large pair herself?

Bieber, meanwhile, isn't shy about his relationship with Kardashian, either. He recently said he was crushing on Cheryl Cole, but it appears as though he hasn't moved on from Reggie Bush's ex.

Justin Tweeted this photo over the weekend. We're really sorry, fans - but, hey, there's always Nick Jonas. He's cute and single and not rubbing his bond with a sex tape star in your face...

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The publicist for the Kardashians is working overtime this week, ensuring his talentless clients are remaining in the news at any cost.

First, he planted a story about Khloe Kardashian getting knocked up. But, shhhh, husband Lamar Odom doesn't wanna discuss it!

Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt

From there, he leaked a report that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have broken up, due to the latter's drunken rampage.

As for Kim Kardashian? Don't worry. She hasn't been forgotten about it. After all, she and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush are back together. Haven't you heard?!?

A family insider claims Kris Jenner actually called up Reggie and talked him into getting back with Kim. Says this imaginary source:

“They’ve always had a great relationship. He loves her like his own mother. They joke around, and Kris can say things to him that most people wouldn’t be able to get away with.” 

As for the WEDDING and BABY that the headline above screams about? There's no confirmation or proof of either one.

But if a lack of talent doesn't get in the way of Kim being famous, why should a lack of facts get in the way of a solid cover story?

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It's a matchup of self-centered celebrities in this edition of the THG Fashion Face-Off!

In one corner, we have Tyra Banks, a recently-retired talk show host that made every episode of her gabfest about herself.

Opposing Tyra, there's Kim Kardashian, who will pimp out her nephew and guzzle down QuickTrim if it means she can be featured on magazine covers.

Fortunately, we're not asking readers which of these annoying celebrities sucks more - because that would be difficult to answer. Instead, we're posing a fashion-based question below, based on the dresses they are donning here:

Tyra vs. Kim

Who looks sexier in this dress?

 

** Remember to visit the THG Style Store to purchase this dress and many others worn by stars!

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Think Kim Kardashian has an easy life? Just consider the difficult last few days this reality star has endured...

First, she had to wake up and garner page views for her blog by posing with nephew Mason.

Then, she was forced to stand alongside her sisters on the cover of Vegas magazine.

From there, it was off to a Shape photo shoot, where Kim stood around in a bikini while crew members scrambled and actually were put to work all around her.

After that, she was a guest star at the Indy 500 and posed for photographs on the red carpet of an Atlantic City event.

For all these efforts, Kim had to speak nary a word or show off a single talent - and she likely pocketed over one million dollars. Consider yourself warned, readers:

THG may have to soon star in our own sex tape. After all, the mere act of getting railed by Ray J can result in a long career as... a professional celebrity. Relive Kim's week below.

Another Bikini Picture
  • Kim in Atlantic City
  • Shape Photo
  • Very Much in Shape
  • Vegas Girls
  • Cute Nephew

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Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

  1. Take QuickTrim.
  2. Rely on airbrushing.
  3. Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

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The rumors have followed her around for years, but Kim Kardashian has always been in denial.

No, we're not referring to the belief that this professional celebrity has no actual talent. Kim still won't own up to that.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

But did she come clean to ABC's Nightline yesterday, confirming that she's undergone Botox injections. Kim claims "that's the only thing I've done," denying talk that her nose is fake.

"What's funny about my nose, it's my biggest insecurity," she told reporter Cynthia McFadden. "I went to the doctor, I had them take the pictures, he showed me what it would look like and it just didn't - I wouldn't look the same."

As for those enormous boobs? Kim has maintained they've always been huge, and actually delivered a funny line when asked about her famous cleavage again: "Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done."

Kourtney has had hers done. She was on hand for the Nightline special and said: "I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret, I could care less."

Of course, all of this begs the question: What the heck was Nightline doing interviewing the Kardashians?!? Have we officially run out of real news to focus on?

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Move over, Ray J and Kim Kardashian. You've had your graphic moment. Justin Frye and Kendra Wilkinson are the new king and queen of celebrity sex tape sales.

Yup, the Kendra tape we originally doubted was even real is not only legit, but legit XXX box office gold - more than Kim's popular tape. And it's not even out yet!

Football Lovers

Pre-sales for the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape are the biggest in Vivid Entertainment history, topping Kim, Mindy McCready, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, and so on.

Kim's not exactly hurting for kash these days, of kourse, so we doubt she kares. But it's somewhat surprising the Kendra tape has garnered this much interest.

The only real question is ...

Who would you rather watch somebody put it to?

 

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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