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Kim Kardashian has a serious talent - and, for once, we're not making a reference to her sex tape with Ray J.

The reality TV star manages to find the most random magazines in existence and somehow convince them to pay her to pose on their cover.

Last week, Kim (sporting a goth bowl cut) was featured in YRB. Yes, YRB. Sports Illustrated or People, it is not.

This week, Kardashian graces the cover of Jezebel, which is apparently "Atlanta's Premier Lifestyle" publication. Makes perfect sense, considering Kim is known for spending time in Los Angeles, Miami or New Orleans.

Jezebel Cover Girl

Meanwhile, Kardashian has also been hired as Contributing Beauty Editor for OK! Weekly, a surprising gig for someone that rarely wears clothing.

The magazine reports that Kim will "provide her expertise in regular, seasonally-themed features and columns." Says the socialite of the honor:

“I’m really looking forward to being a part of the team at OK!. Now the types of tips I’ve given on my own blog can be seen by an even wider audience. I’ve always loved beauty."

Here are a couple more shots of Kardashian from Jezebel. Think she really knows anything about fashion?

  • What a Jezebel
  • Magazine Photo Shoot

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Kim Kardashian has already posed nude.

She's jumped around on a trampoline in a bikini.

Kim K. and Kris

So, naturally, there was really only one look Kardashian had yet to try out: the gothic bowl cut.

The reality star took care of that in the latest issue of YRB, a random, possibly imaginary magazine that paid Kim a lot of money to cover its latest issue looking like this:

On her official blog, Kardashian wrote:

"I am loving the results... I really love the transformation and the clothes were amazing!!! This has got to be one of the most unique shoots I've ever done! Not sure I'll ever go for a permanent short cut, but it definitely works for this shoot."

Click on the pics below to ogle - or vomit - over the full set of YRB photos. Then, vote in our poll...

What do you think of Kim's look?

 

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Have you ever wanted to smell like Ray J's semen? This is your chance!

Because posing in one bikini and being paid to show up at parties makes one an expert in the world of perfume, Kim Kardashian will soon come out with her own fragrance.

The reality TV star will team with Lighthouse Beauty, the same company behind 50 Cent's upcoming men's scent. (Yes, we're sadly serious.)

"Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process,” Kardashian said. “What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked so closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice... so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans... the fragrance really captures who I am.”

Interesting. But we're not sure if a product named Talentless Attention-Seeking Sex Tape Star will sell.

  • Bubbly Blonde
  • Life as Kim

Kim Kardashian's upcoming fragrance will really capture who she is. Anyone have a clue what that means?

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Ray J has already starred in a reality TV show.

Now, the other men responsible for the fame of Kim Kardashian have landed their own series.

Konfirmed Split?

PR gurus Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck have already shot a pilot for a new show, which is likely to air on cable next year. Kardashian is serving as a producer on the program, which she describes as "the next step in my career."

"I've always wanted to get into producing. After my reality TV show is done, the next step is producing. I definitely see myself in the producing chair," Kim told People.

What is stranger: Kim Kardashian's outfit? Or the thought of her as the producer of anything but sex tapes?

Exhibiting the sort of vocabulary and intelligence expected of a producer, Kardashian added:

"I've definitely seen the ins and outs of reality TV. I definitely love reality TV shows. It's something I'm passionate about... It'll show all the ins-and-outs or PR. It's going to be really fun. It'll show how there's lots of drama and crisis in the PR world."

So, just to reiterate: the series will be within the genre of reality TV and it will depict the lives of people in PR? Is that correct?

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It's hard to believe, but there might be one thing Khloe Kardashian craves more than attention:

The reunion of sister Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. She was asked about the couple yesterday and told E! News:

"I hope they get back together. Reggie's like my brother... Even when they broke up, I still talked to Reggie all the time. We're still really close."

Attention Starved

It appears as though Khloe will get her wish: Kim and Reggie have been spotted together in New Orleans, as sources even say she's moved in with Bush for the next few weeks.

"I think they're still figuring it out," Khloé said. "Nothing bad ever happened in their relationship... They just needed time. They'd been together three-and-a-half years. They love each other. Everyone sees it. I think they just miss each other."

Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian was heard in the background, telling any tabloid that would listen about the effect her pregnancy has had on her ability to brush her hair.

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A week ago, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted together in New Orleans, as the NFL star dined with the sex tape star after she attended a charity function on Saturday night.

According to sources, this was a lot more than a one-time meal between former lovers.

Since their rendezvous, insiders have told Perez Hilton that Kim is reorganizing her schedule (of posing in bikinis and standing on red carpets) so she may spend the next three weeks with Bush.

Half of Kush

"Reggie is training, and Kim will stay in the house he asked her to move into before they broke up," said a friend of the couple. "Reggie is doing his best to convince Kim to give him another shot. They spent last weekend together, holed up at his house, only going out publicly to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse on Monday. Kim had a hotel room, but she hardly stayed in it."

We know the real reason for this reconciliation, of course: Reggie wants he and Kim to sit atop our rankings of top celebrity sex tapes. Good luck!

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We hope you enjoyed your time in the spotlight, Kourtney Kardashian.

Because your sister is prepared to take it back again!

Three weeks after their break-up, Kim Kardashian was spotted in New Orleans with her football-playing ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.

The Saints running back picked Kim up from a charity event and a source told People the pair were "all smiles" as they dined at Ruth's Chris Steak House last night. That's a big change for Kim.

She's typically all breasts.

Possible Soulmates

Should these two get back together?

 

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With Kourtney Kardashian taking Miami by storm - and somehow garnering record ratings in the process - what's a baby daddy to do?

Lonely and missing the mother of his impending child, Scott Disick did what any expecting father would do: he called up his possible sister-in-law, who rose to fame via a sex tape, and attended the Svedka Vodka Playhouse party with Kim Kardashian!

Large Buttocks

Wrote Kim on her blog: "It was a pretty cool party! Scott missed Kourt, so he came with me and we talked about Kourt all night! lol."

Kim Kardashian does her best impression of Kourtney Kardashian's legs on the night she got knocked up by Scott Disick. Seems a bit lewd to us.

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She knows how to date football players and she knows how to deal with sex rumors.

Therefore, Kim Kardashian apparently makes the ideal sitcom guest star, as she'll appear in an October episode of Brothers in a role she has perfected: herself.

Kim Kardashian on a Red Carpet

The new series stars former NFL star Michael Strahan, along with Daryl "Chill" Mitchell, CCH Pounder and Carl Weathers.

In the Kim-centric episode, the reality star confronts former football player Michael Trainor (Strahan) regarding rumors that the pair has enjoyed a secret tryst.

This, of course, is foreign territory for Kardashian: her sexual trysts are never secret!

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As the fantasy football season inches closer to kick-off, many players are unsure about where to draft Reggie Bush. Will this finally be the break-out season Saints fans have been waiting for?

Kim Kardashian, konversely, has no such qualms about the running back: he ranks first in her heart!

Konsequently, sources klose to the reality star klaim she flew to New Orleans over the weekend to spend some quality time with Bush and “talk things through.”

In other words: she brought a video kamera and finally gave Reggie the permission to film her he'd been kraving for.

The Kush

Will Reggie and Kim rekindle the flame that made them one of Hollywood's hottest kouples?

Yes, a friend said to Fox News.

“They both still have very strong feelings for each other. I’m sure they’ll work it out.”

We agree. Assuming Bush is done with Carmen Ortega, that is.