by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This is truly pathetic.

Kim Kardashian is not satisfied with the money and attention she's garnered from... well, starring in a sex tape with Ray J.

Instead, she's pimping out her body and her soul on behalf of an unhealthy weight loss product. Kim and sister Khloe are shilling non-stop for QuickTrim, a cleansing system that no certified doctor would ever recommend for a patient.

Earlier today, Kim posted a message on her Twitter account that didn't even bother to hide the fact that she's nothing but a paid saleswoman for this dangerous product. She wrote:

“Quick Trim DOES A BODY GOOD! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!”

Seriously, folks, DO NOT go get this product. It's not safe and Kardashian is simply being paid for her endorsement, which includes the following Tweeted pics:

Nice Body

Kim Kardashian will do anything for money. Including Ray J.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

According to Kim Kardashian, there's one thing she loves more than attention:

Her sisters.

Kim Kardashian Naked Photo

For that reason, the publicity hound is fighting back against a tabloid feature that she and her family may very well have put out there to begin with.

In the latest issue of Star, the magazine screams that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are "AT WAR!" The cover story goes on to detail the "catfights, jealous fits and trash talk" that go on between the siblings.

The Week in Celebrity Gossip: The Kardashians might be at war. And Rachel Artz might be giving Chris Ivery a look at her anatomy!

On her official blog, Kim denied all such accusations, writing: 

If my sisters and I have cat fights they are 100% playful, sisterly fights!! You've seen how we tease each other on the show, and how we joke around on Twitter... it's what sisters do!!! There's no war here, people! I'm so grateful to have my sisters around me and I know we'll always support each other no matter what!

Knowing the Kardashians enjoy tabloid coverage almost as much as they like sex tapes, would anyone be shocked if the family planted this story, simply to debunk it later on and then receive sympathy from fans?

After all, as Sarah Palin is yet to learn when it comes to Levi Johnston comments, the best way to ensure that a story dies is simply to ignore it. Instead, Kim actually posted this cover shot on her popular website.

Something smells fishier than a vulva infected with bacterial vaginosis.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian is back!

Any celebrity gossip follower would ask the obvious question ("Where the heck did she go? She's been featured in every tabloid all summer long."), but the reality TV star swears she wasn't herself over the last few weeks.

The culprit? That dangerous blonde hair. Fortunately, Kim said goodbye to the lighter locks this week.

"Loved the blonde but that is my alter ego, I am back!" she Tweeted yesterday. "Feels good to be me again! I swear I was a different person w blonde hair."

Really? She seemed like the same attention-starved, money-hungry sell out to us.

Pedikure for Kim
  • Back to Black
  • Photo of Kim

Kim Kardashian has returned to her black roots. Call us cynical, but it's almost like she went blonde just to create headlines and garner attention for herself.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This is disgraceful.

For years, Kim Kardashian took pride in her body, telling various celebrity gossip outlets that she was proud of her curves. She served as a great role model for women in this regard.

Kim Kardashian on Rodeo Drive

But then the folks at QuickTrim came calling and Kardashian chose the money over her fans. Kim and sister Khloe have been shilling for the product ever since, despite its unhealthy side effects and the unenviable message to young girls around the country that it sends.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, for instance, the siblings are totally photoshopped on grace the cover and pretend as though QuickTrim is the most magical weight loss system ever invented.

Says Khloé: It's always been hard to lose weight in general, and I'm still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I've lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It's really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I've had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.

Says Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

Wow. It's almost like they're reading from a script.

A few notes:

  • QuickTrim is a cleansing system that forces one to essentially starve oneself, flushing one's body out in a manner that no doctor is his right mind would ever recommend;
  • Kim and Khloe are being paid a lot of money for this endorsement;
  • Get Thin Fast is grammatically incorrect, moronic editors at Life & Style. It should read: Get Thin Quickly... and Dangerously.

In the end, take Kim and Khloe's advice on pathetic ways to garner attention for yourself. Don't listen to a word they say about dieting.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian really needs to make a new sex tape.

The socialite is quickly losing steam in the public relations battle with her sisters, as Kourtney is dominating the celebrity gossip world with news of her pregnancy; and photographers everywhere are rushing out to get shots of Khloe and new boy toy Lamar Odom.

Great Blower

As for Kim? She dyed her hair blonde this summer.

Now, drumroll, please... she's going back to black!!! That's it. That's the extent of the news about this reality star, as not even Kardashian herself could find way to make this interesting. She simply wrote on her blog:

I'm dying my hair back dark...bye bye blonde, see u next summer! Love ya!

Peace out, ugly hair color: Kim Kardashian is returning to her roots... literally!

Do you like Kim as a blonde?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This isn't as desperate as Adrianne Curry Tweeting a topless photo of herself.

Nor is it as lame as Miley Cyrus' constant pleas for attention and pity on Twitter.

Still, we'd have hoped that Kim Kardashian could think of more creative ways to make headlines than to post a lingerie-clad pic of herself on her account. The picture was released on the same day that Kim wrote of a piece of coffee cake:

"I had one bite to satisfy my craving, that was it! Coffee cake was yummy, but a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips!"

Ironic. Kardashian has also proven that a moment on all fours for Ray J is a life time on video.

Twit Pic

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's never been a secret: Kim Kardashian wants a child.

Last month, knocked up sister Kourtney Kardashian said that Kim gets jealous if she doesn't get a certain automobile first; so one can only imagines how it feels to watch her sibling go through a pregnancy!

Kim and a Reporter

But Ray J's former sex tape partner is putting on a happy face, even helping Kourt shop for baby clothes, as seen here:

Wrote Kim on her blog, regarding the shopping spree:

You have to stay neutral when you're shopping for a baby and you don't know what the sex of the baby is! I found that really hard... I just wanted to shop for pink or blue, haha! I want Kourt and Scott to find out already!! I want a baby!!!!

If rumors of a reconciliation with Reggie Bush are true, perhaps Kim will see her child-bearing wishes come true in the near future.

Man. Can you imagine how often she'll blog then?!?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has a serious talent - and, for once, we're not making a reference to her sex tape with Ray J.

The reality TV star manages to find the most random magazines in existence and somehow convince them to pay her to pose on their cover.

Last week, Kim (sporting a goth bowl cut) was featured in YRB. Yes, YRB. Sports Illustrated or People, it is not.

This week, Kardashian graces the cover of Jezebel, which is apparently "Atlanta's Premier Lifestyle" publication. Makes perfect sense, considering Kim is known for spending time in Los Angeles, Miami or New Orleans.

Jezebel Cover Girl

Meanwhile, Kardashian has also been hired as Contributing Beauty Editor for OK! Weekly, a surprising gig for someone that rarely wears clothing.

The magazine reports that Kim will "provide her expertise in regular, seasonally-themed features and columns." Says the socialite of the honor:

“I’m really looking forward to being a part of the team at OK!. Now the types of tips I’ve given on my own blog can be seen by an even wider audience. I’ve always loved beauty."

Here are a couple more shots of Kardashian from Jezebel. Think she really knows anything about fashion?

  • What a Jezebel
  • Magazine Photo Shoot

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian has already posed nude.

She's jumped around on a trampoline in a bikini.

Kim K. and Kris

So, naturally, there was really only one look Kardashian had yet to try out: the gothic bowl cut.

The reality star took care of that in the latest issue of YRB, a random, possibly imaginary magazine that paid Kim a lot of money to cover its latest issue looking like this:

On her official blog, Kardashian wrote:

"I am loving the results... I really love the transformation and the clothes were amazing!!! This has got to be one of the most unique shoots I've ever done! Not sure I'll ever go for a permanent short cut, but it definitely works for this shoot."

Click on the pics below to ogle - or vomit - over the full set of YRB photos. Then, vote in our poll...

What do you think of Kim's look?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Have you ever wanted to smell like Ray J's semen? This is your chance!

Because posing in one bikini and being paid to show up at parties makes one an expert in the world of perfume, Kim Kardashian will soon come out with her own fragrance.

The reality TV star will team with Lighthouse Beauty, the same company behind 50 Cent's upcoming men's scent. (Yes, we're sadly serious.)

"Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process,” Kardashian said. “What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked so closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice... so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans... the fragrance really captures who I am.”

Interesting. But we're not sure if a product named Talentless Attention-Seeking Sex Tape Star will sell.

  • Bubbly Blonde
  • Life as Kim

Kim Kardashian's upcoming fragrance will really capture who she is. Anyone have a clue what that means?