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The publicist for the Kardashians is working overtime this week, ensuring his talentless clients are remaining in the news at any cost.

First, he planted a story about Khloe Kardashian getting knocked up. But, shhhh, husband Lamar Odom doesn't wanna discuss it!

Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt

From there, he leaked a report that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have broken up, due to the latter's drunken rampage.

As for Kim Kardashian? Don't worry. She hasn't been forgotten about it. After all, she and ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush are back together. Haven't you heard?!?

A family insider claims Kris Jenner actually called up Reggie and talked him into getting back with Kim. Says this imaginary source:

“They’ve always had a great relationship. He loves her like his own mother. They joke around, and Kris can say things to him that most people wouldn’t be able to get away with.” 

As for the WEDDING and BABY that the headline above screams about? There's no confirmation or proof of either one.

But if a lack of talent doesn't get in the way of Kim being famous, why should a lack of facts get in the way of a solid cover story?

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It's a matchup of self-centered celebrities in this edition of the THG Fashion Face-Off!

In one corner, we have Tyra Banks, a recently-retired talk show host that made every episode of her gabfest about herself.

Opposing Tyra, there's Kim Kardashian, who will pimp out her nephew and guzzle down QuickTrim if it means she can be featured on magazine covers.

Fortunately, we're not asking readers which of these annoying celebrities sucks more - because that would be difficult to answer. Instead, we're posing a fashion-based question below, based on the dresses they are donning here:

Tyra vs. Kim

Who looks sexier in this dress?

 

** Remember to visit the THG Style Store to purchase this dress and many others worn by stars!

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Think Kim Kardashian has an easy life? Just consider the difficult last few days this reality star has endured...

First, she had to wake up and garner page views for her blog by posing with nephew Mason.

Then, she was forced to stand alongside her sisters on the cover of Vegas magazine.

From there, it was off to a Shape photo shoot, where Kim stood around in a bikini while crew members scrambled and actually were put to work all around her.

After that, she was a guest star at the Indy 500 and posed for photographs on the red carpet of an Atlantic City event.

For all these efforts, Kim had to speak nary a word or show off a single talent - and she likely pocketed over one million dollars. Consider yourself warned, readers:

THG may have to soon star in our own sex tape. After all, the mere act of getting railed by Ray J can result in a long career as... a professional celebrity. Relive Kim's week below.

Another Bikini Picture
  • Kim in Atlantic City
  • Shape Photo
  • Very Much in Shape
  • Vegas Girls
  • Cute Nephew

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Yesterday, we spoke to celebrity trainer Nicky Holender. He made it clear that famous people are easy to whip into shape because all are accustomed to hard work and ready for more of it when it comes to losing weight.

All except the Kardashians, that is.

These talentless, lazy sisters have a triple-pronged approach to weight loss:

  1. Take QuickTrim.
  2. Rely on airbrushing.
  3. Hire a publicist to line their pockets with magazine cover cash.

The tabloids eat it up because consumers, for reasons that defy comprehension, think that Kim Kardashian or anyone in her family has any clue at all about healthy living. Just this week alone, these two cover stories are available on newsstands:

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts

What sage words does Kim offer about losing weight? She tells Life & Style that it's important to east breakfast. STOP THE PRESSES!

Of course, it also helps to helps to get Botox injections; and Kardashian also says she tries to get as much protein as possible throughout the day.

Cristiano Ronaldo can probably help Kim with that.

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The rumors have followed her around for years, but Kim Kardashian has always been in denial.

No, we're not referring to the belief that this professional celebrity has no actual talent. Kim still won't own up to that.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

But did she come clean to ABC's Nightline yesterday, confirming that she's undergone Botox injections. Kim claims "that's the only thing I've done," denying talk that her nose is fake.

"What's funny about my nose, it's my biggest insecurity," she told reporter Cynthia McFadden. "I went to the doctor, I had them take the pictures, he showed me what it would look like and it just didn't - I wouldn't look the same."

As for those enormous boobs? Kim has maintained they've always been huge, and actually delivered a funny line when asked about her famous cleavage again: "Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done."

Kourtney has had hers done. She was on hand for the Nightline special and said: "I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret, I could care less."

Of course, all of this begs the question: What the heck was Nightline doing interviewing the Kardashians?!? Have we officially run out of real news to focus on?

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Move over, Ray J and Kim Kardashian. You've had your graphic moment. Justin Frye and Kendra Wilkinson are the new king and queen of celebrity sex tape sales.

Yup, the Kendra tape we originally doubted was even real is not only legit, but legit XXX box office gold - more than Kim's popular tape. And it's not even out yet!

Football Lovers

Pre-sales for the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape are the biggest in Vivid Entertainment history, topping Kim, Mindy McCready, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, and so on.

Kim's not exactly hurting for kash these days, of kourse, so we doubt she kares. But it's somewhat surprising the Kendra tape has garnered this much interest.

The only real question is ...

Who would you rather watch somebody put it to?

 

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Well, at least she isn't posting naked pictures of herself as a toddler...

The day after Khloe Kardashian made a desperate fool out of herself with such photos, sister Kim released images that at least serve some purpose. And allow us to write a punny, immature headline.

Kim Kardashian in a Bathing Suit

On her official blog, Kim published a few shots of herself and a cat in Australia. Reportedly, these are outtakes from some photo shoot she posed in Down Under, but we assume most readers only care about one thing: they prominently feature Kim's cleavage:

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As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.

But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.

Another Bikini Pic

Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says "I remember crying in the bathtub... I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don't let them grow any bigger. They're embarrassing me.'"

And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.

Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.

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We've all seen Kim Kardashian asking for it from Ray J, when this singer pounded this reality star on video.

That act led to international acclaim for Kardashian.

The Wedding of the Year!

Earlier this week, however, Kim appeared to be asking for it from Justin Bieber fans - but instead of sexual satisfaction and a career as a professional celebrity, the returns on this plea may be a lot more dangerous.

At an autograph signing that fans actually, incomprehensibly attended, Kim held up the following shirt:

The reference reverts back to Kardashian's Twitter joke about Bieber being her boyfriend, something that became no laughing matter when his insane followers threatened to murder Kim.

How will they react to this (misspelled) article of clothing and this overt taunting? Time, and many angry Tweets, will tell.

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At a Los Angeles boutique yesterday, fans lined up for hours to get the autographs of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian.

These total wastes of space sisters signed items in honor of the launch of their new jewelry line "Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints + Angel."

Such an event got us wondering, WHO THE HECK WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE KARDASHIANS?!?

The siblings are known simply for filming themselves having sex, having a child out of wedlock and marrying a NBA star purely for money and attention. That's it. They offer nothing else to society.

Are we grateful they exist because they make us laugh and look pretty good naked? Of course. But would we waste one nanosecond of our lives waiting to get their autograph? No.

Signing Sisters
  • Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian
  • Hi, Kim and Kourtney!
  • Two!
  • Signing
  • A Kim Stare

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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