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In what is sure to be the world's most annoying talk show episode, the Kardashian sisters will appear on The Tyra Banks show on September 23.

The stage doesn't seem big enough for this quartert of attention mongers, as Tyra is known as much for her self-serving ways as her beauty, while Kim Kardashian is known to do anyone to stay in the spotlight (see J, Ray).

Kim and a Reporter

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian? They're known for spelling their first names in a ridiculous fashion.

We feel horrible for anyone in the audience during this taping.

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Despite having more experience in the bedroom than on the dance floor, Kim Kardashian stands a very good chance this season on Dancing with the Stars.

And most of the reasons why begin with the letter K.

What Happened?!?

As seen below, Kim is supported by a large family, including mother Kris and sisters Khloe, Kylie, Kourtney and Kendall. Oy vey.

Also pictured: brother Rob and his girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon.

How do you think Kim Kardashian will fare on Dancing with the Stars this season?


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What kind of Kim Kardashian fan are you?

Do you simply troll the Internet and hope to find the latest nude pics of this socialite?

Holding a Ball

Or are you truly komitted to Kim? Are you willing to shell out hard-earned cash for the following Kim Kardashian merchanside?

Ring in the new year in the sexiest way possible with this Kim Kardashian kalender.

Decorate your bedroom with this Kim Kardashian poster.

Support Kim on Dancing with the Stars by wearing this T-shirt. All items above, and more, can be found at Kardashian's online store.


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Before you pull out that video recorder tonight and film a romp in the sack with your boyfriend or girlfriend, consider the photo below.

Sure, Kim Kardashian rose to fame by being railed on camera by Ray J - but was the sex tape worth it? Do you think there's a part of this sociliate that wants to be able to walk down the street in peace?

Kim for Glamour

With money and fame comes a complete lack of privacy. Think about it. (And lose those hideous glasses, Kim!)


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We make fun of Kim Kardashian a lot.

Truth be told, she seems like a loyal girlfriend and, as the photo below illustrates, American.

Kim was in New Orleans for the opening game of the 2008 NFL season this week. She cheered on boyfriend Reggie Bush and the Saints, as well as U.S. troops, represented here by a soldier on duty in the city.

The Saints won their opening game on a touchdown pass to Reggie Bush. We're guessing he scored again that night when he saw Kim Kardashian nude. Yee-haw!


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We already know what Kim Kardashian can do in bed.

In a few weeks, we'll learn what she can do on the dance floor.

Buy My Fragrance!

But might the world also eventually discover the singing skills of this busty soclialite? Kardashian has said she'd consider making an album.

'"I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing."

Would you purchase a Kim Kardashian CD?



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A variety of Kim Kardashian nude photos have put this reality TV star on the celebrity map.

However, it will be her appearance - and subsequent performance - on Dancing with the Stars that dictates whether or not this amateur sex tape star can become a true A-lister.

The seventh season of the reality competition kicks off on September 22, but here's your first chance to see Kim and partner Mark Ballas in a Dancing with the Stars promo. The latter won last year's trophy as the mentor of ice skater Krisi Yamaguchi.

From partnerting with a gold medalist to teaming up with a woman with large breasts, can Ballas do it again?

Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas

How far do you think Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas will go on Dancing with the Stars?

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With the seventh season premiere of Dancing with the Stars just a couple weeks ago, Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas are getting serious.

Having to work on unique routines that take Kardashian's giant boobs and rear end into consideration, this duo is practicing around the clock.

Here's a shot of them following a recent session:

How far do you think Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas can go on Dancing with the Stars?

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Kim Kardashian's ass may have its own zip code, but it's also about to have its own national stage: season seven of Dancing with the Stars.

As a result, the reality television and sex tape star says she has goals for her most famous body part (no offense to her giant breasts).

“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”

Like Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian promises changes. She's just referring to her ass, not middle class tax cuts.

Okay then. What sort of fashion can we expect to see this aspiring dancer wear with her new, supposedly taut rear end? Kardashian said she expects to show off more skin as the competition moves forward.

“Today the costume that I tried on wasn’t as crazy, [but] the better shape that I get into they will be a little more sexy and risqué,” she said. “I’m starting off with maybe a ball gown, something a little bit more elegant and a little bit more covered up.”

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