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Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

Pretty in Purple Dress

Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.

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When Blake Lively, who just turned 23, and Kim Kardashian, who appears on about 23 gossip magazine covers a month, battle it out in a style showdown, there's no telling who will prevail ... until your votes are tallied below! Compare and decide!

The Gossip Girl star wore a sashed Diane von Furstenberg dress while in character on set (left), while the professional celebrity went shopping a higher-necked version:

Blake vs. Kim

Who wore their DVF dress better?

 

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Appearing on last night's edition of Lopez Tonight, Kim Kardashian has messages for two men:

  1. Bill O'Reilly: Think whatever you want!
  2. Justin Bieber: Call me!

The giant-breasted reality star was asked about these people in light of the recent Elle magazine spread that depicted her frolicking along the beach with the 16-year old singer.

O'Reilly, the Fox News host that has never shied away from a nonsensical opinion that could yield him headlines, questioned the appropriateness of the pictorial late last week. Replied Kim to the critique:

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion on it. But we were just having a good time. The amazing creative team at Elle magazine obviously thought it was a great shoot and so did everyone. Everyone's loved it. It was all in fun."

  • Kimmy
  • Dapper Justin

Not every Justin Bieber fan will love hearing this, though: Kardashian says she'd absolutely date the artist. In a couple years, at least.

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It's totally on between Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

The former BFFs reportedly got into a fight in Las Vegas last week because the latter sex tape star was pissed over the attention given to the former sex tape star.

Now, Kim is taking it to Paris again. The reality star launched her new fragrance at a party over the weekend, just a short period of time after Hilton did the same. But while Paris had to resort to a lame Marilyn Monroe gimmick to sell hers product, Kardashian just stood on the red carpet and smiled.

She did don a new haircut, however. Do you like these bangs?

Buy My Fragrance!

 

Click on the images below to enlarge more photos of Kim at the event:

  • Kim and Perfume
  • Celebrity Fragrance
  • Bangs and Breasts
  • Smelling Herself
  • Striking Dress

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Bill O'Reilly hosts the highest-rated cable news show on television.

As a result, one would hope the Fox News anchor would use such a pulpit to tackle important, practical issues facing the country. Instead, he chimes in on the latest celebrity gossip headlines in order to conjure up controversy and make headlines for himself.

First, he took issue with Jennifer Aniston's comment that science allows older, single women to have a baby these days via in vitro fertilization. O'Reilly referred to this harmless, factual point as "destructive to our society."

Now, the talk show host has set his sights on Justin Bieber and the photo shoot he did for Elle with Kim Kardashian. Said O'Reilly:

"I wanted to be a baseball player [when I was 16]. I didn't want to hang around with Kim Kardashian...I had a baseball bat and a bat and [a pair of] ice skates! That's what I was doing... if a 16-year-old girl was pictured with a 29-year-old man in any of that, he'd be in big trouble."

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By sitting a few feet in front of Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber is clearly helping to destroy society, right, Bill O'Reilly?

Added Republican strategist Margaret Hoover, a panelist on The O'Reilly Factor: "I think it's gross. It's a 16-year-old having an affair with a celebutante!"

It's actually just a 16-year old sitting next to, and running along the beach with, a celebutante. But why would Fox News let facts get in the way of an imaginary scandal that increases ratings? Sarah Palin doesn't do that with the First Amendment.

There's no reason to think the network that provides her talking points will do so any time soon.

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Paris Hilton taught Kim Kardashian everything she knows.

Namely, how to turn a videotaped sexual dalliance into a lucrative career of posing in a bikini and attending parties.

But with Paris stuck making like Marilyn Monroe to get attention these days, reports indicate the former A-lister finally lost it at a Las Vegas party this week. On August 13, she allegedly flew into a rage when Kim showed up and stole the spotlight.

A witness told Us Weekly Hilton was "fuming" over the luxurious way Kardashian arrived at club Lavo: "She could not believe Kim got a jet and she didn't. She used to get the jets."

Nothing But Cleavage

Can't two talentless sex tape stars just get along?!?

Once Kim made her way into the hotspot, she demanded far more attention than her former pre-school classmate, which created the main source of tension between the ex-BFFs.

"It's 100 percent jealousy," the insider said of Hilton's feelings toward Kardashian. "Kim is not only doing what Paris did, she's doing it better, and everyone loves her."

Added another source: "Kim should thank Paris. Paris gave her her career."

Hmmm... we think this individual is mistaking Paris Hilton for Ray J.

In a recent interview, Kim was asked about this reported fight with her former pal and simple said: "I try not to let any negativity in. I keep positive people around me, have an amazing family and group of friends and just because I'm not best friends with someone doesn't mean we are feuding. It's ridiculous."

That's not really a denial, is it?

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The fifth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will be its most boring ever, showing Kourtney playing mother to baby Mason and Khloe simply working at the family's clothing boutique.

JUST KIDDING!

As depicted in this extended promo, the writers have created more drama than ever on the most scripted show TV has to offer. In a new interview with Celebuzz, Kim Kardashian goes into detail on what she, naturally, refers to as "the craziest season yet." Excerpts are below...

Why is the season so crazy? We are all in really different places than where we were last season. Kourtney has Mason, I move in to my own house, and of course this is the first season where I'm single... so with that comes some surprises!

Why is she dating another football player? The reason I said I didn't want to date football players was because they have very strict seasons and schedules and it makes a relationship really hard when you're living apart. That's not to say it's impossible to make it work... it's just harder.

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What is her ultimate career goal? I'm a workaholic, so I'm always taking on new projects. I don't really have an ultimate career goal, just to put 100% into every project I take on. I have my shoe company, ShoeDazzle, we have our Bebe line, a beauty product range, a new fashion and home line with Bruno Schiavi, our first book, Kardashian Konfidential, will be out in November, my second fragrance will be coming out next year... so I've got lots to focus on right now.

What cliched advice can she give about dating? My biggest relationship tip is to trust your heart, learn to compromise and always be honest.

Is there anything we don't know about her family? Pretty much what you see on camera is what you get in real life. People always ask whether the show is scripted or whether we create these crazy situations just for the cameras. Unfortunately our lives really are that insane, LOL.

E! has released another trailed for Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Peep it below.

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You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian has chosen not to ignore a rumor about her and her family.

In a rare instance of milking an opportunity for publicity, the professional celebrity has taken to her blog to refute a tabloid report that claims she and sister Kourtney are at war over who is hottest.

Torn Apart, Again

"It’s so funny how ridiculous this is," Kim writes on her site. "I am so proud of Kourtney!! She had Mason less than a year ago and is at her skinniest. She looks amazing and is an inspiration to new moms everywhere!!!"

Of course, Kim also posted the cover of the magazine in question, calling attention to it and causing us to wonder: No way her publicist leaked this story, right? That would simply give Kim and Kourtney a chance to respond, garner sympathy and make headlines... and that's nothing the Kardashians would ever do, is it?!?

Kim says she and Kourtney simply have "different bodies."

"I embrace my body the way it is, as every woman should," she added. "There is no such thing as a 'weight war,' dolls!"

Maybe there isn't yet - but there might be by the time THG is finished! Sound off below, readers: Which of these sisters would you rather see naked?

 

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According to a new tabloid cover story, Kim Kardashian is sick of taking revenge out on Reggie Bush via her bikini body.

Instead, she's now setting her sexy sights on sister Kourtney Kardashian!

In a hilariously contrived story, In Touch Weekly claims the sisters are "at war" over which is the hottest member of the least talented family on television.

"They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart," an insider tells the magazine, adding that Kourtney "always makes fun of Kim’s... cellulite."

Bikini Body Battle!

The same imaginary source says Kim is jealous that Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick, along with her son and reality show, has made Kourtney the most popular, hottest star in the family.

“Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight," the friends says, warning readers that they should expect an influx of club appearances and skimpy outfits from Kim over the next few weeks.

This is all utter nonsense, but THG might as well stoke the supposed sisterly fire. Compare their bodies above and decide: Who would you rather...

 

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Featured in the latest issue of Allure, Kim Kardashian opens up about the two reasons she's famous:

  1. Her sex tape with Ray J.
  2. Her naked Playboy pictorial.

Referring to item number-one, Kim tells the magazine it was "not my most proud moment," adding:

"It was humiliating. But now let's move on. Not that I don't think it's [no one's] business, but I think I've done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things."

She must mean positive things for the E! network, as no one can argue with the ratings for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Other than that? Well, horny men around the world have also benefited from her existence.

  • Allure Pic
  • Quite Alluring

In early 2008, Kardashian also bared almost all for Playboy, a decision she says is "nothing I regret."

"Being on the cover of Playboy is very iconic. I was like, 'OK, I'm proud to do this and to show people that I don't have to be stick-skinny to be looked at as a sex symbol, and to me that's not what's attractive anyway.'"

A few seconds later in the interview, KIM COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS HERSELF, saying:

"After the fact, I said, 'I wish I hadn't done Playboy then' because I wasn't in the best shape of my life... I lost about 15 pounds, and I feel so proud. I look back and say, 'Oh, my God, I was so heavy then.'"

So, which is it, you sell-out of a hypocrite? Can women be curvy sex symbols, or are you ashamed because you were overweight when posing for Playboy?!?

In one final tease, Kim shares another beauty routine she undergoes: "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless."

That's something Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Cristiano Ronaldo and Miles Austin all know well.

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  • Doing Kim Up

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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