Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.
THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.
Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"
So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.
They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.