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The latest issue of In Touch Weekly features a cover story that says Kim Kardashian is a talentless fame whore. Which raises an obvious question:

How is this news?

Speaking to the tabloid, Kim's ex-husband has harsh words for the woman he was married to from 2000-2004. He says the reality star is "obsessed with fame" and "jealous and competitive with her sisters."

“She can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order to validate herself in the media,” Thomas says. “That’s a fame whore to me. It’s just not cool at all.”

We actually find it very cool. Kim's desperate ways allow us to mock her and criticize her on an almost-daily basis. We also get to see her naked sometimes.

Late last month, another report targeted Thomas and accused him of beating Kim. He says this claim is "absolutely not true" and Kim made up the allegations to get “a lot of money” out of him.

So, why did the couple divorce? Simple, Thomas says: Kardashian was cheating on him with “multiple guys.”

In closing, Thomas confirms he paid for multiple plastic sugery procedures (such as liposuction and a boob job) for Kim and that the final straw in their marriage was when he spotted her on a date with J. Lo's ex, Chris Judd.

That's a lot to take in. Do you believe anything Thomas says? Can you believe someone would actually refer to Kim as a "fame whore?" From where would he possibly get that idea?!?

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You know what they say: it's all fun and games until the insane fans of the latest teen sensation murder a talentless reality star.

A couple days after Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber exchanged joking Tweets about their relationship, Kim posted the following message online, addressing it to her pretend boyfriend:

"Seriously Biebs! I'm getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!"

We'd assume Kim is just being dramatic, but these are the same fans that caused a riot in Australia and trampled Justin's mom in New Zealand. They make Tila Tequila look sane.

  • Kim at the White House
  • Parting the Carpet

Bieber tried to calm his nutty followers this morning. He Tweeted:

"Ladies calm down. @kimkardashian is a friend. a very sexy friend but a friend. no need 4 threats. Let's all be friends and hang out often ;)"

Even if she was more than a friend, Justin, there isn't a need for threats. You really need to reign in your fan base. Or just show them this video. That might do the trick.

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Attention teenage girls around the world: we have good news and bad news.

First, the bad: Justin Bieber has is no longer single. He admitted as much on Twitter yesterday, posting a photo of himself and Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and labeling her as his "girlfriend." Sorry, ladies.

Twitter Girlfriend

But there is a silver lining: you might see Bieber naked one of these days, as we all know how much Kim likes to expose her sex life to the world.

Following the aforementioned event in D.C. on Saturday night, Kardashian also took to her Twitter and admitted: "I officially have Bieber Fever!!!"

Does anyone out there have a cure for that? How long do you give this relationship? As you ponder that questionn and cry yourself to sleep tonight over this news, ogle the following shots of Bieber:

  • Signing for Everyone
  • Blue Shoes

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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There is little that Kim Kardashian isn't willing to show the world. Case in point: her raunchy sex tape with Ray J.

But the reality star would like to keep some things secret, and this month's celebrity gossip tabloids have made it their mission to expose her most inner demons.

First, there was the report that ex-husband Damon Thomas beat Kim up, once punching her in the face. The magazine claims to possess court documents that back up this assertion.

Now, In Touch Weekly has allegedly exposed Kardashian's history of plastic surgeries, from butt injections to Botox and a nose job. Study the cover photos of Kim below and sound off: do you think she's gone under the knife?

Plastic Surgery Cover

We wouldn't care one bit if Kim chose to get her body surgically enhanced... except for the fact that she loves to brag about being a natural, curvy role model. Just read what she said about her nude photo in Harper's Bazaar.

To most men, though? They're just happy to stare at Kardashian in tight outfits, such as the following sparkly, unique swimwear. We doubt they'd feel differently if they learned her nose had undergone work.

  • Skin Tight Skirt
  • Sparkly and Sexy
  • Beach Bunny Swimwear
  • New Swimsuit Model

[Photos: Splash News, Fame Pictures]

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Mason Dash Disick is really adorable.

We noticed this when mother Kourtney Kardashian posed with him on the cover of a celebrity gossip tabloid. We also took note of this when Kim Kardashian placed her nephew in the middle of a contrived Twitter war.

Kim Kardashian and Cleavage

In fact, we've commented on Mason's cuteness every time we've seen the tyke exposed online by his attention-starved family.

This happened again over the weekend, as Kim took to her blog and labeled Mason "the happiest baby in the world." We hope that continues to be the case, but we have our doubts.

At some point, Mason will run a search for his family.

He'll see their naked bodies in Playboy, their hypocritical stances on weight; their constant need for headlines and money; their pimping out of his presence in their lives, which only exists because reality show producers told Kourtney that a pregnancy would boost her Q rating.

It will be a sad day in the life of this infant. So keep smiling, Mason. Remain cute and innocent for as long as you can.

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The shark fin is in the water ... the Great White is hungry for celeb MEAT.

So Spencer Pratt proclaimed this morning. We'd say the guy needs to get a hobby instead of talking smack on Twitter all day, but who are we kidding.

He makes life more entertaining, and calls it like it is. Two weeks ago, we saw Kim Kardashian nude in Harper's Bazaar, embracing her "all natural" body.

BS, says Spencer. He Tweets:

"Kim K how am I supposed to believe that about you be all natural ... when I know who your doctor is? On your tv show u said u were ... HUGE LIAR!"

"Kim K - difference between posing and being a poser! Maybe Reggie found out you were both? Ouch ! How was euro hoe u flew to bang?"

  • Tha Great White
  • Kim Kard

USELESS vs. USELESS: Spencer seeks to knock Kim down a peg.

Cheap Cristiano Ronaldo shot aside, we see where The Hills star comes from. If nothing else, Heidi Montag is unabashedly who she is ... unlike hypokrite Kim.

Naturally, this being Spencer Pratt. He did not single out Kim alone today. The man is an equal opportunity trash-talker. Other Tweets from the man today:

  • On Hayden Panettiere's new haircut: New home tree barber cut her hair.
  • On Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay don't tweet sh!t and snort sh!t @ same time
  • On Lindsay again: Fired from her upcoming role ... a role on Jerry Springer?
  • On Samantha Ronson: Sam Ronman the conman... You used Lindsay LOANED like cheap toilet paper. YES DUH Lindsay LOANED is an angry human. Lindsay does not eat pu$$y for nothing!

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

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It doesn't get any more hypocritical than Kim and Khloe Kardashian.

We have no problem with the talentless reality stars taking advantage of society's obsession with celebrities, shilling for various products and posing for magazines. But we do ask for a semblance of consistency in their stances, especially when they affect young girls across the country.

Earlier this month, Kim posed naked for Harper's Bazaar because it offered her lots of money she wanted to send a message: "Embrace your curves and who you are."

But this is the same woman that touts the unregulated weight loss supplement QuickTrim at every opportunity.

The Kardashians celebrated Kourtney's 31st birthday in Vegas... by sending terrible messages to every female fan.

It's also the same woman who told Us Weekly over the weekend that "my sister weighs less than I do, and she just had a baby... that's kind of fascinating to me."

When Kourtney said breastfeeding new son Mason was a significant reason behind her rediscovered bikini body, Khloe chimed in:

"If that's all it takes... then someone breastfeed off of me! I don't care!"

Was Khloe joking? Of course. But do millions of teenage girls actually suffer from body weight issues and look to people such as the Kardashians for advice and self-esteem? Sadly, yes.

It would be refreshing if these sisters actually took that responsibility seriously.

  • Sisters in Vegas
  • MGM Grand Pose
  • Klassic Kim
  • The Birthday Gal
  • Khloe on the Red Carpet

[Photos: Splash News]

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In October 2009, Kim Kardashian dressed up like Barbie for a strange photo shoot with Kurv.

It was an unusual sight, and not just because the reality star's breasts were mostly covered up.

Now, Kim has made like the world's most famous plastic doll again, referring to her new Famous Cupcakes campaign as her "modern day Barbie look" in a recent blog entry.

Apparently, Barbie has dyed her hair in 2010, now dons a low-cut top and does everything she can to seduce the camera with the licking of her finger...

A Dancing Barbie

Meanwhile, did you hear that Kim leaked her own sex tape? It's true. Just ask Ray J's mother.

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Sonja Bates-Norwood, the mother of Ray J and Brandy, has two messages for America:

  1. Get over the sex tape her son made with Kim Kardashian.
  2. Put the blame for its release squarely on the giant breasts shoulders of Kim.

The Norwood family appeared this week on The Wendy Williams Show in order to promote their new VH1 reality series (yes, there's now a program based around the exploits of one guy famous for penetrating Kim Kardashian on video; and one woman famous for her fatal car crash) - and Sonja was asked about the only reason anyone has ever heard of her son.

She first told the country to move on from the tape, and then said: "With all the hoopla with it being Ray J and people trying to blame him, did you see him on the cover of Playgirl? Did you see him in the centerfold of Playgirl?"

Translation: Kim has posed for Playboy and has seen her career take off since the video went online. You connect the dots, people.

Brandy and Ray J proceeded to sign autographs for fans outside talk show studio. Which raises the question: Brandy and Ray J have fans?!?

  • Return of Brandy
  • Remember Brandy?
  • Sister of Ray J
  • Brandy Norwood Photo
  • Ray J and Brandy
  • Siblings, Singers

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Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the world of tabloid journalism. Quite the contrary, in fact.

The reality star pays a publicist to ensure she and her family receive as much attention as possible. But while these stories typically center around harmless "news" items such as Kim's latest weight loss, a pair of reports this week focus on Kim's dangerous love life.

First, Life & Style quoted Kim's friends as fearing for their pal's feelings because she's mixed up with a major, orgy-loving player in Cristiano Ronaldo.

Conversely, Star delves into Kardashian's past. It claims to have uncovered court documents that prove Kim was abused in her marriage to music producer Damon Thomas.

Secret Marriage Report

Kardashian and Thomas (pictured, right) were married from 2000-2004. During their time together, the cover story above alleges the latter flew into jealous rages, threatened Kim's life and forced her to get plastic surgery.

Kim recounts one incident, citing a day when the couple was scheduled to go skydiving with Justin Timberlake:

“Before we left our home, Damon hit me in the face and cut my lip open. I fell into the bed frame and banged my knee hard. I was limping when we went skydiving.”

If this story is true, Kim has recovered nicely. She's established a career for herself that involves receiving money for random appearances, followed by a day of shopping and paparazzi photos that are often arranged by her publicist, resulting in more cash in Kim's pocket.

For example, Kardashian has spent this week in Australia...

  • An Aussie Shopper
  • Shopping Down Under
  • Kim, in Australia
  • Aussie Fans
  • Begging for an Autograph
  • Hideous Shades

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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